Chapter 20: The Onahole’s Inner Chamber [R-18]

[Entering the Golden Orc Fortress]

[Golden Rule 1: Coin drops for hunting ‘Minions of the Golden Domain’ are tripled.]

[Golden Rule 2: Coin drops for boss-level ‘Minions of the Golden Domain’ are multiplied by 20.]

“Kyaa! I can’t believe it!”

As soon as we dived, I heard Yuuna’s happy scream.

“It’s the ‘Golden’ domain, the one where you can earn the most! The competition for this place is insane. I can’t believe a honey pot dungeon like this spawned at the academy!”

“You’re this happy when we haven’t even cleared it yet?”

“Clear it? Of course we’re going to! Alright, everyone, check your belongings and weapons. Let’s move out.”

Everything was fine except for my smartphone.

“You okay, Hena?”

“Yeah, I’m okay like this.”

Hena was holding my hand tightly.

A small, white, soft hand, contrasting with my strong, masculine hand with its prominent veins.

As expected of this vigorous body, I felt like I was going to get hard just from holding her hand.

‘Don’t get carried away…’

I wasn’t on a backpacking trip with two pretty girls.

My body was already excited as if that were the case, but this was a dungeon where dangerous magical beasts lurked.

If I didn’t keep my head straight, things would get dangerous.

Just by touching the space-distorting gravity wave, we’d been transported to a completely different world, not the academy.

From the looks of it, we were in a ruin buried beneath a desert.

‘Last time it was a forest.’

The map was different this time.

In front and behind us were dark passages, wide enough for about three people to walk through. From the wide-open ceiling, sunlight and fine sand poured down like a waterfall.

Yuuna turned to me while stretching.

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Have you ever shown Hena your skill? Wouldn’t it be better to tell her beforehand so she doesn’t get shocked?”

She seemed worried because of her own experience of being shocked.

She had a very good point.

“But how am I supposed to explain this?”

“…You’re right…”

My attack induces excretion in my enemies?

It was probably better not to say anything…

I still didn’t know everything about Personality Excretion myself. The only thing I really knew was that it was the eroge goddess En’s preference.

And that it had outstanding compatibility with the ‘Onahole Collector’ talent possessed by the protagonist of ‘Onahole Academy’.

Personally, I thought of it as an endgame skill because of its ability to ignore the enemy’s defense.

“Hena, behind you!”

Yuuna drew her sword. It seemed a perfect subject to demonstrate it on had just appeared.

“Guooooargh!”

A green monster, much larger than a goblin, raised its arm toward Hena.

“I’ll take it!”

I immediately pulled out my Glock and aimed.

“Hena, cover your ears!”

Bang!

The bullet cleanly embedded itself in the orc’s head. But it was tougher than I thought, and I couldn’t stop it completely.

‘It’s fine.’

I just needed to land a hit first, then I could take my time activating the skill.

‘Personality Excretion.’

It might have endured a headshot, but it wouldn’t endure an excretion shot.

“Gwik!?”

I was sure of my victory. The orc that was about to attack Hena had started staggering, clutching its stomach.

“Looks like there’s no need to hit it again,” Yuuna remarked, seeing that it was over in one shot.

「Personality Excretion」 boasted outstanding power. Soon, the orc’s tattered pants bulged, and a dark gray Personality Jelly popped out.

“Ugh! How disgusting…”

Yuuna recoiled, disgusted.

“What is this?”

“It’s something like the orc’s soul.”

She could understand it easily if I said it was a concept similar to a soul.

Since neither a personality nor a soul is a tangible thing you can physically excrete, Hena would probably understand if I explained it as materializing that concept and pulling it out of the body.

“Is it dead?” Hena asked again.

“No. The Personality Jelly is still connected to the main body.”

「Insight – Red」 sees even the unseen.

The Personality Jelly was still connected to the main body like a Bluetooth device. Meaning…

If I gave the mindlessly approaching jelly a light kick…

“Gwi, gwikik.”

The main body groaned in response. Everything up to this point was as I expected.

“This is weird…”

“I didn’t even do much, but it feels like I’m severely abusing it.”

I thought so too.

It was bad enough to make even a Hunter, someone who takes the lives of magical beasts, feel uncomfortable. That said it all.

It might have been partly because Yuuna was a good person, but…

“Now, to finish it.”

I stomped hard on the Personality Jelly and quietly chanted.

“Become an onahole.”

Using the Personality Jelly as the material, I created an onahole.

The onahole becomes the personality’s new body, so the connection to the original body instantly becomes faint.

In other words, the original body becomes nothing more than an empty shell.

“This is my skill, Hena.”

“The orc became cute.”

…

Hm. Right. Let’s just say it became cute.

At least Hena didn’t find me disgusting.

It was the same with the onahole; she reacted like this even when she saw something so dark and vulgar right in front of her.

It was beyond naive; you could almost call it defenseless.

Yuuna had a complicated expression, as if wondering whether Hena’s reaction was an act or not.

Hena is the real deal…

[You have acquired the skill 『Firearm Mastery』.]

It seemed that when you incarnated a Personality Jelly into an onahole and turned the main body into a shell, it counted as a kill.

After all, there was no more complete way to neutralize something.

“Guwok. Guwooork.”

“Gweeeik.”

The orcs must have heard the gunshot, because they started swarming us.

“I’ll handle the front by myself! I can leave the rear to you, right, Kim Sang-hyeok?”

“You saw, didn’t you? These guys are one-shot for me.”

“If it keeps going well, that is.”

Did I not mention it? I’m Kim Sang-hyeok, a marksman certified by the Ministry of National Defense.

Big targets like them, squeezing their bloated bodies together as they approached down a narrow passage with nowhere to hide—they were as good as dead!

“Cover your ears, Hena!”

Click.

I felt something catch. It was a failure to feed, just as I’d feared.

‘It’s jamming now, of all times?’

“Guwooork!”

Just as I was about to charge in for a fistfight, Hena stepped forward as if to protect me.

I was a little shocked by that.

I never imagined that she, who I thought was someone I had to protect no matter what, would so bravely protect me.

Even though I knew I shouldn’t, I might have been looking down on Hena in a way.

“I’ll handle this.”

Hena blocked the orc’s attack with her ebony staff and cast ‘Formless Magic Bullet’.

She pushed back the orc, which was bigger than her, with a shockwave.

Meanwhile, I cleared the jammed round from the chamber and aimed again.

‘They did say guns break down easily inside dungeons.’

Don’t panic. Panicking is more fatal than a jam… or so I thought!

Click!

“Son of a…!”

Jamming twice in a row was just not right!

“Isn’t this thing defective!?”

Yuuna, who had already taken care of three orcs, giggled.

“What did I tell you~?”

“…This isn’t a 5% chance, that’s for sure!”

“Your Dexterity stat is still low and your mastery skill is at the lowest rank. The malfunction rate is probably over 30%. For your information, the power is reduced too.”

What, I had to use a gun with all those bullshit debuffs inside a dungeon?

Anyway, I fixed the jam again, racked the slide, and aimed.

Hena had already dealt with two orcs by then.

‘Hena’s overall evaluation was higher than mine, wasn’t it…’

When you thought about it, she was my senior when it came to clearing dungeons.

The lewd childhood friend who hiccuped when her breasts were squeezed was also a model student at the academy…!

I discarded the pathetic idea that my gun would always live up to my expectations.

“I’ll protect you, Sang-hyeok.”

“It’s fine. Send a few my way!”

「Yaksha Charge」

Instead of just aiming from the back, I used a charge skill to slam into an orc with my body.

Then, I fired.

‘Personality Excretion Double Tap!’

Bang! Bang!

“Gwiik!?”

One orc eliminated.

“Let’s do this together, Hena.”

“This is the first time… you’ve said that to me.”

“Did I used to use you as a shield or something?”

“U-uh? Yes…”

Dammit. Now I really couldn’t back down!

“Personality Excretion Soccer Kick!”

“Gwiik!?”

I thought this was a place where I could fight with just my gun, but I had to constantly check the Glock that jammed as if it were breathing and even resort to hand-to-hand combat just to pull my own weight.

Hena’s magic. 「Formless Magic Bullet」 never malfunctioned, its power was strong, and it was fast.

Even though it was probably the most basic form of magic, I could see it was far more effective than a gun inside a dungeon.

‘I can accept that it jams a lot.’

The reduced power was what really hurt.

In fact, without Personality Excretion, wouldn’t I have needed to land about four shots to kill one?

‘At least it’s a one-shot kill. That’s good.’

Right. It wasn’t all downsides. I could take down orcs with the same finishing power as Yuuna, a skilled B-rank Hunter.

An orc that went down never got back up…

Bang!

“Become an onahole.”

And I muttered it charismatically.

Hena, who had been watching me quietly from the side, raised her staff and shouted.

“I want to do it too.”

“Do what?”

“Become an onahole! Hya!”

“Pfft…!”

Yuuna, who was fighting in the back, burst out laughing.

“Alright! Let’s do it together!”

Hunting should be fun, right?

“Become an onahole!”

“Become an onahooole!”

Hena had become the mysterious onahole girl.

[You have leveled up.]

[You have leveled up.]

[The level of Firearm Mastery has increased.]

Oh, nice.

As we easily dispatched dozens of orcs like cutting a cake, my stagnant experience bar exploded.

My growth plates had burst wide open!

[You have leveled up.]

[You have leveled up.]

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Hena supported me, adding her Formless Magic Bullets to the mix.

“The orcs are getting cuter, Sang-hyeok!”

“Yeah. Become an onahole!”

“Become an onahole! Hehe. It’s like a magic spell.”

“Hena! A girl shouldn’t be saying ‘onahole, onahole’!”

The Personality Jellies also had slightly different colors for each individual. In Hena’s eyes, the disgusting orcs were turning into colorful toys, so it wasn’t that strange for her to say they were ‘getting cuter’.

‘We’re starting to overwhelm them with firepower.’

The malfunction rate hadn’t decreased, but my hands had gotten faster at dealing with jams.

Hena could also just pour out magic bullets without worrying about close-quarters combat with the orcs, so our job became simpler.

Soon, the last one fell to my excretion shot.

[The level of Firearm Mastery has increased.]

[You have leveled up.]

[You have acquired the skill 『Onahole Enhancement』.]

What’s this?

[『Onahole Enhancement』I’ve decided on this onahole!!… Generally enhances the abilities of an onahole.]

A buff skill? What the hell happens when you enhance an onahole?

Does the tightness or durability get better…?

“Why? Sang-hyeok? Did you learn a new skill?”

…

This wasn’t something I could discuss with my big-breasted childhood friend who was looking at me with her pretty eyes.

Would Yuuna understand?

“Did you learn another weird skill?”

I was about to ask if I could treat her like an onahole, but I stopped myself.

“Let’s just pick them up for now.”

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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