I’m Too Lewd to Call This an Anomaly (1)

It was a truly strange feeling.

As Yona looked at the desk, she felt as if her past memories were resurfacing.

Even Yona knew that the desk wasn’t important right now, but somehow, something was forcefully suppressing the rising questions, as if she didn’t need to worry about such things.

Yona was captivated by the desk, and a strange feeling took hold of her.

Yes, that desk—a very familiar desk.

Looking at the desk, Yona swallowed hard.

Her hand automatically went to her lower abdomen, caressing the plump flesh through her Saintess’s robes.

Every time her hand touched it, the flesh seemed to press in slightly, emphasizing its softness.

She knew it wasn’t the time for this, that she shouldn’t be doing this—as if a voice somewhere in her head was telling her, but despite that, the thought soon faded away.

Right now, the mysterious itchiness rising from her lower abdomen, that is, her sexual desire.

Relieving it was her priority.

That was all that filled Yona’s mind now, everything else was being pushed away and disappearing.

Yona thought this situation was a dream.

Everything was a dream, and hadn’t she already used that desk to relieve herself quite thoroughly?

But why was that desk appearing before her again?

‘…Did I not finish?’

Such a thought suddenly occurred to Yona.

Otherwise, why would she be having such a dream?

‘Yes, I must not have finished.’

The heat that started in her lower abdomen was gradually spreading throughout her body.

Vervaria—that damned snake had been sent to the demon realm, yet it was still making Yona’s body burn.

Yona worryed for a long time about what to do.

But her worry didn’t last long.

‘Because it’s a dream.’

Yes, because it’s a dream.

*

At the same time, in the next room, Alec was also agonizing.

Why was he dreaming of this place?

He couldn’t come up with an answer, but one thing was certain: his lingering attachment remained here.

In this very inn.

The inn where he had heard Yona calling out his name, lost in the throes of passionate pleasure.

The very inn where he had agonized over whether he should boldly barge into her room, wondering if Yona was actually seducing him at this point.

Just how much regret had it left him to be having such a dream?

‘I lack discipline…’

Yona was not yet ready.

Even if she was calling out Alec’s name and indulging in pleasure, it was impossible to know if that was Yona’s true intention.

But how could he escape this dream?

Alec pinched his cheek hard, but only felt pain; there was no sign of waking up from the dream.

‘What should I do?’

Going to the next room and pouncing on Yona was an option.

Alec was a healthy man, and it wasn’t as if he had no interest in the female body.

Moreover, Yona was the woman he had been chasing for years.

He had almost jumped her once at Ceres’s mansion, so if given the opportunity, Alec would have taken it, but even if it was a dream, he couldn’t readily answer whether it was the right thing to do.

‘I must somehow wake up from this dream.’

He didn’t even know if Yona was in the next room.

It would be quite embarrassing if he resolutely opened Yona’s door and found no one there.

Alec sprawled on the bed.

Even though it was a dream, he thought there might be a way out if he pondered it.

As Alec closed his eyes, trying to sleep,

Bang!

The door burst open with a sound as if it would break.

And beyond the door, standing in the doorway, was Yona.

“…Yona?”

Alec’s surprise didn’t end with Yona being there.

Her face was flushed red—though she was wearing her Saintess’s robes, the skin visible through the mesh was also tinged red.

At a glance, something was clearly not right.

Yona’s appearance was, to put it simply, not normal.

“Why, what’s wrong? What happened…?”

It was a dream, but Yona was so vivid.

As Alec thought this, Yona strode into the room and slammed the door shut.

Then, she locked the door and took another step toward Alec.

It was an ominous air.

Yona approached Alec, who was sitting on the bed, and looked down at him.

Yona’s bloodshot eyes stared directly at Alec, and just as Alec was about to lower his gaze, unable to withstand her gaze,

“Take out your dick, you bastard.”

Alec looked up at Yona, wondering if he had misheard.

And just then, Yona bit her lip and yelled at Alec again.

“I said, take out your dick, you bastard—!”

“W-wait, Yona, wh-what are you saying…!”

Alec couldn’t believe his ears.

The words that Yona’s gray lips had uttered were that shocking.

But Yona, as if not caring about Alec’s reaction, climbed onto the bed.

Yona’s fingers touched the waistband of Alec’s pants.

The pants were nothing more than a thin cloth.

He could feel Yona’s fingers moving over the cloth.

“…Why aren’t you hard?”

Yona’s voice was petulant.

No matter how much she touched him, there was no reaction from Alec’s groin.

It was impossible not to notice while caressing it.

“Y-Yona. What are you doing…!”

“What am I doing? It’s a dream… it’s a dream!”

Yona’s voice trembled slightly.

Her fingers trembled along with her voice.

Her gaze was fixed on Alec’s groin, unable to look away.

Looking at Yona, who couldn’t find the knot in the string-tied waistband, Alec felt complicated.

As Yona said, it was just a dream.

Everything would be forgotten and erased once he woke up—Yona’s aggressiveness, it must be because Alec had unfulfilled desires. Although it felt too realistic for that, it must be because Alec wanted it so badly that he was having such a dream.

Alec gently pushed Yona’s hand away and untied the string.

As soon as he untied it, Yona grabbed his waistband and pulled it down.

“Is a Saintess allowed to have such a lewd look?”

Despite Alec’s playful remark, Yona didn’t respond.

The Saintess’s robes—though partially made of mesh, it was a garment that exuded nobility and dignity.

Yona was sitting on Alec’s lower body in that very outfit.

Her hands hurriedly pulled down Alec’s pants, and soon after, even his underwear.

“Wh-why isn’t it hard?”

Alec’s member was still limp.

Yona’s Saintess’s robes didn’t offer much visual stimulation, and if anything, it gave a holy impression, so even though Yona was acting this way, it didn’t feel particularly lewd.

Moreover, Alec had already seen Yona naked two or three times.

So this level of stimulation was somewhat lacking to achieve an erection.

“I guess it’s not stimulating enough.”

At Alec’s words, Yona reached out and gently lifted his member.

Even though it was limp, Yona had to hold it with both hands.

Seeing it still felt cold, Yona swallowed hard.

“St-stimulation, then…”

Stimulation—

The simplest method.

Yona knew what it was.

The stimulation needed for a man’s erection.

Yona sat up.

Even though it was a Saintess’s robe, the cup parts weren’t attached very strongly, so Yona slowly pulled down the cup parts of her robe.

‘…Hmm.’

Alec swallowed as he watched.

Even when he saw it through her clothes, he knew it well, but seeing it like this, it was almost violent in its mass.

Moreover, the shyly hidden nipples were incredibly stimulating.

With her breasts exposed through the Saintess’s robes, Yona reached for Alec’s member again.

The slowly pulsating shaft was gaining strength, and as Yona gently grasped it, she could feel the warmth gradually rising.

‘It’s, it’s big…’

Yona couldn’t take her eyes off Alec’s cock.

Her flushed face indicated that Yona had already crossed the point of no return, and Alec’s cock, slightly enveloped in Yona’s hand, was already proudly displaying its might, bobbing up and down.

Yona adjusted her posture and leaned forward.

Her rift must have been overflowing with love juices, to the point where it might have seeped into the skirt of her Saintess’s robes.

Even without seeing or touching, she could tell.

Alec’s cock was throbbing and bobbing.

The transparent liquid flowing from the tip of the glans.

‘C-Cowper’s fluid…’

Yona knew very well what it was.

The unmistakable fluid.

Proof that Alec was now extremely aroused.

“Ah, Alec.”

“Yeah.”

Alec leaned against the headboard, looking down at Yona with an incredibly relaxed expression.

Yona was lying on his lower body, looking up at his bobbing cock.

Yona unconsciously stuck out her tongue.

The Cowper’s fluid dripping from the tip of the glans.

The name of the fluid that only Yona knew.

The slightly salty sensation on her tongue.

It shouldn’t have any taste, but it was as sweet as if she had put her tongue on sugar syrup.

“Ha, ha, haaa… Haa…”

With increasingly intense moans, Yona licked the glans.

The shape of the cap was felt at the tip of her tongue, and following the increasingly thick fluid, Yona’s tongue finally licked the split at the end of the glans.

“Ah, uh.”

Hearing Alec’s subtle moan, Yona felt a sense of satisfaction.

Alec’s face was contorted, but it wasn’t a sign of displeasure.

“D-do you like it… baldy…?”

“Gr, grrr…”

Alec’s waist twitched.

And that was interesting.

Yona opened her mouth wide and took Alec’s cock in her mouth.

A rush of heat filled her mouth, and surprisingly, it didn’t feel rough.

Instead, Alec’s cock filling her mouth felt strange.

With Alec’s cock in her mouth, Yona gently licked it with her tongue.

She licked along the prominent vein leading from the tip of the glans, and caressed the tip with her tongue.

“Oh, ah…!”

This is where it’s sensitive.

With Alec’s cock in her mouth, Yona reached out and caressed his balls.

At the same time, she didn’t forget to roll the fullness in her mouth.

The inn room was filled with pleasure.

In the intense heat, Yona felt a strange satisfaction while sucking on Alec’s cock.

The thick cock moved in and out of Yona’s mouth, making a slurping sound each time.

Slurp, slurp… suck, slurp…

It was a bizarre scene.

A woman in a Saintess’s robe, half-undressed, wearing a tiara, was sucking on a man’s cock like a candy.

The dark red shaft moving in and out of her mouth was covered in her saliva, glistening, and making lewd sounds each time.

“Ah-ooh—”

Yona let out a short moan.

Alec’s hand reached out to Yona’s chest and gently squeezed her breast through the mesh.

The hidden nipple popped out.

And the areola, which could be considered sensitive, and the breast, which was just fat but felt strangely stimulating, being squeezed by none other than Alec—a strange sense of depravity.

“More, more… moooore…”

Yona’s gaze began to twist strangely.

She wanted Alec to squeeze harder, more intensely.

Thoughts she couldn’t express in words.

“Do you… like it here?”

“Nnghhaaa!”

With Alec’s cock in her mouth, Yona twisted her body.

The moment Alec’s fingers firmly grasped and twisted Yona’s nipple, Yona thrashed like a speared carp.

‘Could this be…?’

Alec reached out with both hands and simultaneously pulled on Yona’s nipples.

Then he gently twisted and pinched them.

“Ang, ahng! Nnghngh!”

“Don’t spit it out. Suck it again.”

At Alec’s words, Yona, with a half-crazed look, put Alec’s cock back in her mouth.

Saliva dripped from the corners of her mouth, and into that mouth, Alec’s cock was fully inserted.

Alec, who had been continuously fondling Yona’s breasts, felt an intense urge to ejaculate.

From deep down in his testicles, the feeling of accumulated semen rising.

“I’m going to cum in your mouth, Yona—!”

It was just a dream anyway.

A place where anything was allowed.

Yona didn’t respond to Alec’s words.

Sucking diligently on Alec’s cock, which moved freely in her mouth as if it were his home, Yona was already beyond the point where she could hear what Alec was saying.

Alec stopped playing with Yona’s nipples and grabbed her head.

Yona, who could only take half of his cock in her mouth.

Holding Yona’s head, Alec forcefully pushed his cock all the way to the back of her throat.

“Kehuk! Keheek!”

Yona coughed.

Alec unconsciously pulled his cock out of Yona’s mouth and asked.

“Are you okay?”

Yona wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and answered Alec.

But her eyes were still fixed on Alec’s cock.

“I’m, I’m okay…! More, more… do it more… pleaaase…!”

Alec didn’t say anything more.

Into Yona’s mouth, holding her head, Alec thrust his cock.

All the way to the back of Yona’s throat, Alec’s cock charged, and Yona, despite coughing, didn’t resist Alec’s actions.

“Kuh… it’s coming…!”

The moment Alec’s cock seemed to grow momentarily larger in Yona’s mouth, a milky-white semen spurted out.

Because it erupted in Yona’s mouth, she couldn’t spit it out, and Yona let her body be led by Alec, her hands hanging limply.

“Don’t spit it out, swallow… swallow it all.”

During the long ejaculation, Alec trembled.

Still, Yona didn’t resist.

And—

His cock filled Yona’s small mouth.

At the end of the ejaculation, Yona’s throat continuously gulped.

Seeing that, Alec’s cock instantly swelled again.