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    I decided to use the platforms Hena had made here and there.

    I threw myself down to a precarious depth, just shy of falling into the nest of bugs!

    “Hyaaaah!”

    As we got closer to the bug pit, Yuuna thrashed about, her sleek legs flailing wildly.

    “Whoa, careful. You’re going to fall.”

    “……”

    She immediately went still.

    “Hena! Are you okay?”

    “Yeah! I’m fine.”

    The moment the attack came, Hena had thrown herself onto a lower platform to dodge.

    Nice moves, Hena.

    “Have you started doing pull-ups?”

    “I can hang for seven seconds!”

    A good tuck-and-roll was more important than pull-ups just now, but Hena seemed to be fine.

    A few more Void platforms appeared.

    “Yuuna. Can you get down for a second?”

    “……”

    Yuuna was silent, as if she’d swallowed honey.

    Her head knew she had to get down, but it seemed the words just wouldn’t come out of her mouth.

    “Can’t be helped, then.”

    “I’m sorry… I’m so sorry, Sang-hyeok…!”

    A good boyfriend would have to do something, right? The problem was reloading.

    Since I was carrying Yuuna on my shoulder, I couldn’t use my left arm. I had to reload with one hand…

    This isn’t a lever-action rifle…

    That cool movie move where you spin the gun to reload? You can’t do that with a pump-action.

    “Hena. Buy me some time!”

    Hena immediately fired an invisible magic bullet to provoke the worm. She was already pouring a huge amount of mana into the platforms, so her offensive magic wasn’t powerful enough to injure the worm. It was just enough to annoy it.

    That’s all I need.

    The important thing was that Hena hadn’t panicked and had successfully drawn the worm’s attention to herself.

    Ah, not that I’m dissing Yuuna or anything.

    “Uuugh… Blegh…”

    With Yuuna dry-heaving on my shoulder, I knelt on one of the platforms.

    I braced the stock of the Benelli M3 against my thigh, quickly worked the pump with one hand to eject the spent shell, and…

    Now to load a new round.

    I tucked the gun under my arm, pointed the muzzle toward the platform, inserted a single slug round into the empty chamber, and racked it.

    Done!

    A single-hand reload!

    Just as the giant worm was about to lunge at Hena, I fired straight into its torso.

    A direct hit!

    BOOM!!

    The slug round tore another huge hole in it.

    The recoil, absorbed with just one arm, was pretty thrilling.

    The worm writhed in pain, shaking the cave several times. Bugs started to fall from the ceiling.

    Hena used small magic bullets to knock them away before they could land on us.

    “Be careful! They might be poisonous!”

    “I can kill it with the next shot!”

    I had a feel for it now. I knelt down in the same way, ejected the shell, and then, for the final load, I flipped the shotgun over, stuffed in as many rounds as I could, and chambered one.

    Now the giant worm ignored Hena and charged straight for me.

    “Sang-hyeok! It’s heading for you!”

    In that instant, a clear picture of how to land the final blow formed in my mind.

    Can I do it?

    The question inside me solidified into certainty.

    I can.

    Power surged through my body. Yuuna felt as light as a feather.

    Time to show off my Onahole-collecting power!

    To dodge the giant worm, I used only the strength in my legs to leap straight up.

    “Wha- Whaaaat?!”

    Yuuna screamed like she was on an amusement park ride. I was surprised, too.

    My Strength and Stamina had both surpassed 200, including the codex bonuses, putting me in superhuman territory. Still, I never imagined I could jump nearly three meters while carrying Yuuna.

    This is insane!

    My hang time felt like I’d practically soared into the sky.

    Thanks to that, the giant worm’s attack ended with it kissing the bug pit it had made itself.

    I aimed the shotgun down and blew the worm’s head off with a Moonlight Slug.

    This Moonlight Slug was a magic-type attack, so it had no recoil.

    As if snapping a glass rod, I pulled the trigger and immediately dropped the shotgun.

    “Hmph!”

    While the bug pit was being swept away by the Moonlight Slug’s power, I grabbed onto a Void platform above me to hold on. You could even say I slammed it like a dunk. My hand crushed the Void platform like ice cream, creating a handhold just for me. As I supported both my weight and Yuuna’s with one arm, the platform began to crack.

    “Get up! Yuuna!”

    “O-Okay!”

    Nnngh…!!

    I pulled myself up as if doing a pull-up, placed Yuuna on the platform, then leaped to another one to land.

    [Dungeon Cleared]
    [MVP… Kim Sang-hyeok (91%), 2 Others]

    Now I just had to go get my shotgun.

    Thankfully, the pit that the Moonlight Slug had scoured was filled with nothing but the sizzling, charred fragments of flesh. Nothing was left alive.

    I retrieved my shotgun…

    And from inside the ravaged pit, I found an A-rank Magical Beast Steel.

    “Hena! Make some platforms so we can get up.”

    “Okay!”

    We climbed out of the cave.

    Outside was a dense forest of magnificent trees, their branches stark and bare.

    A cool wind, as if it had swept down from a distant mountain, seeped into my very bones.

    Hah, the air is great.

    “Is it over?”

    “Looks like it.”

    “……”

    Ever since we left the cave, Yuuna had been silently watching my expression.

    “What’s wrong, Yuuna?”

    “…Sorry.”

    Seeing Yuuna looking so genuinely dejected, I burst out laughing.

    “Why are you laughing?!”

    “Yuuna said she’s sorry, Hena.”

    Even Hena started giggling.

    “Yuuna, you were no help at all.”

    “Ugh. I wasn’t myself. It won’t happen again!”

    “Oh? A spider over there!”

    “Kyaaah!”

    Genuinely startled, Yuuna started smacking my back in protest.

    “Stop it! I said stop!”

    “A B-rank hunter, this scared?”

    “The only things I can’t handle are gross things!”

    It was fun to tease Yuuna, since she was usually so competent. I’m sure Hena felt the same way.

    “But why isn’t the dungeon closing?”

    As if just realizing something was off, the two of them looked up at the forest as an eerie wind blew through it.

    Something was strange.

    “Is a demon merchant coming?” Yuuna asked.

    “Hmm… It was a pretty irregular clear.”

    “Then the rank might go up. Let’s stay alert and see what happens.”

    Hena hid behind me.

    “Hena? You okay?”

    “I’m… all out of mana…”

    “Don’t worry. Yuuna will handle round two.”

    “You bet! If it gets too dangerous, we can just use the escape feathers to get out. I’m ready to use mine anytime.”

    “Okay!”

    Time to take a look…

    [Activating Insight – Red]

    To uncover the secret behind this phenomenon, I widened my eyes and focused.

    Realizing I was scouting, Hena and Yuuna held their breath and waited quietly.

    A distortion in space…

    I think I found it.

    “Did you find something?”

    “Be careful.”

    This didn’t feel right.

    From within the spatial distortion, a pair of thick goat horns and a relatively small human head slowly emerged.

    The Villain Alliance!!

    I immediately aimed the Benelli and fired twice in succession.

    Bang!! Bang!!

    “Sang-hyeok?!”

    Before the slugs could even reach the villain, they were bent away into nothingness.

    Dammit, brute force won’t work!

    [Activating Lucky Pervert]
    [Reality Manipulation Strength – Maximum]

    This might be an overreaction.

    But an overreaction is better than the alternative. Isabella and Seridwen aren’t here!

    My life is guaranteed by the ‘Death Collector,’ but I have to protect my girlfriends myself.

    It seemed better to get them out of here before our opponent could do anything.

    “Both of you, use the escape feathers and get out! Now!”

    “It’s a villain, right?! I’ll fight with you! Hena’s out of mana, so send her…”

    “Hena?”

    Holding the feather, Hena spoke with a hint of panic.

    “It… It’s not working.”

    …What?

    [The ‘Demon of Antiques’ appears.]
    [Villain Sighted]
    [Dungeon Rank increases from B to S.]
    [Rule 1. Escape is impossible.]

    We can’t leave with the feathers?

    During our standoff, the S-class villain, Entic, fully revealed herself.

    She was a blue-haired woman with skin as pale as a corpse, distinguished by the goat horns sprouting from her head.

    Her appearance was rather unique. You could say she was hanging in the air with her large breasts exposed.

    With only her arms visible to the elbows and her legs to the thighs, she seemed to be bound in mid-air, looking completely defenseless.

    She was even naked. It was a beautiful body, and you could see everything if you looked closely. Her nipples were hidden by her hair, though…

    I felt the tension drain right out of me.

    What the hell is with that getup?

    “…Is she really a villain? Not some kind of hostage?”

    “She’s a villain.”

    It was no surprise that Yuuna was mistaken.

    Entic was a villain who looked like a captured woman.

    But the moment she lifted her head and I met her cold, dead eyes, I was finally certain she was a villain.

    “Were you stalking me? What for?”

    “You’re the one who defeated Zenobia… aren’t you?”

    “……”

    “I’m interested in that power of yours.”

    That power…?

    Does she mean the Death Collector?

    “I’m not interested in you. Well, your looks are my type, but… would you mind quietly going home for now?”

    I gripped the gun’s frame, my body tense.

    The next shot would be a Moonlight Slug. I felt some resistance to the idea of shooting a person in a vital spot with it, but…

    My opponent was an S-class villain. Even with Lucky Pervert active, I couldn’t relax.

    Should I use another power, then?

    Like ‘Fellatio Anywhere’ or…

    Honestly, the problem was me.

    Zenobia had done things to me, so I didn’t feel sorry for her when the Death Collector beat her to a pulp.

    But I’m fundamentally wary of the mindset that says, “She’s a villain, so I can do whatever I want.”

    Because…

    [★S-Class Villain Pussy Move-In★]

    Because if I’m not careful, the Goddess who helps me is liable to become the trashiest being in the universe at a moment’s notice!

    [★Comfortably obtain the pussy of villain Kang Si-eun (Age XX)! Can be used as a tight, mid-air onahole!]
    [(Info) The female villains of Onahole Academy basically have rape-fantasy pussies♡]
    [(Info 2) Kang Si-eun’s pussy is one of the best matches for Kim Sang-hyeok’s dick♡]

    Cough…

    No! Stop telling me that kind of shit!!

    [Villain Onahole Collection Quest]
    [A simple quest where you just teach an arrogant S-class villain’s pussy a lesson with your dick♡]
    [Solve with a click of Lucky Pervert♡]

    This game…

    It has no difficulty… and that’s what makes it so damn dangerous…

    “And what if I don’t go back?” the villain Kang Si-eun asked dryly.

    “You… might be in for a world of hurt.”

    “Your professor isn’t here. You think you can beat me?”

    “……”

    It’s not a matter of winning or losing.

    You’re so fucked, Si-eun.

    “You wouldn’t know.”

    This game has no concept of ‘moderation’!

    “You have no idea what kind of temptation I’m facing.”

    En was egging me on. Whispering sweeter than anyone.

    ‘That heinous villain’s pussy… shall we turn it into an onahole?’

    I was conflicted.

    At least, for as long as my opponent still looked human.

    “Don’t move.”

    I aimed at Entic, who was trying to slide away using psychokinesis, and warned her.

    “If you show even the slightest threatening behavior in front of my girlfriends…”

    “If I do?”

    “…You’ll become an onahole.”

    Did my warning get through? Entic stopped moving and stared at me with a blank expression.

    [Villain♡ Onahole♡]
    [Villain♡ Onahole♡]

    While I maintained my tension in the standoff, the system messages were in a festive mood. But setting aside the fact that she’s a busty bishoujo who runs around naked, how am I supposed to turn her into an onahole?

    The Death Collector only appears when triggered by death, so I can’t summon it at will.

    And in this world of mine, this ‘Dick-Thrusting World,’ I don’t see any ‘Pervert’s Threads’ or anything like that.

    Is there even an opening for sex in this situation?

    “With a power of that level, you can’t use it twice in a row… That’s my calculation.”

    “……”

    No, no, no.

    Seriously, stop.

    “…Onahole Man, Kim Sang-hyeok. I will capture you and take you with me.”

    “Who do you think you’re taking?!”

    Entic began to summon grotesque demons formed from shadows.

    Each one was a monster with power comparable to an A-rank hunter.

    Without waiting, I fired the Moonlight Slug.

    [Rule 2. Magic Nullification]

    “What…?!”

    The power of Moonlight was stripped away. The round I fired vanished somewhere without even getting close to Entic.

    She’s forcing a strange rule on this space…

    What’s the principle behind it?

    How am I supposed to fight?

    Yuuna stepped in front of me, raising her sword.

    Before I knew it, we were surrounded by the grotesque demons, with nowhere to run.

    “…Sang-hyeok. I love you.”

    “Yuuna…”

    “M-Me too. I’ll squeeze out every last drop of my mana and fight somehow… I won’t hold you back.”

    Just as everyone got serious…

    Before my eyes, an unchangeable, one-sided notification from Lucky Pervert arrived.

    [1 minute until no-condom pregnancy sex with S-class villain Entic]

    ‘One minute?’

    I couldn’t believe my eyes.

    Not one hour, not one day, but one minute??

    What kind of ridiculously lucky break was supposed to happen for that to occur?

    ‘In this life-or-death situation, I’m going to have pregnancy sex in one minute? With that busty bishoujo cosplaying with animal horns…?’

    …Really, one minute?

    With no answer in sight, the battle began.


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