Chapter 176: The High-Class Club, Inbae-dong [R-18]

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Lunchtime.

After checking out the clubroom, I returned to class.

The one and only Isabella was my girlfriend. To be honest, I couldn’t stop smiling, to the point where I wondered if I was even allowed to be this happy.

“You look like you’re in a good mood.”

The Onahole Squad had gathered in the cafeteria today.

Hena and Yuuna kept glancing at me.

“I am in a good mood.”

“Who is it? A pretty first-year?”

“Who do you mean, ‘a’ pretty girl? They’re all pretty.”

“……”

Yuuna narrowed her eyes.

“The prettiest in the second year is Yuuna.”

“Then who’s the prettiest in the first year?”

“My little sisters.”

“…You don’t look this happy just from seeing your sisters. Hmm. A third-year?”

Haha. Is it that obvious?

I shrugged as I cut my pork cutlet.

“Could be.”

“Could be…? Wait! The student council president!?”

“Hmph…”

“No way…! That student council president?”

My girlfriend. Isabella.

With those words alone, I could probably earn the envy of every male student in the academy, but I refrained.

If I bragged about something like that right now, I might just get stabbed to death somewhere.

“Ugh… I’m totally falling behind…”

“I guess number seven really is a special number. Luck follows it.”

“…Did you have that much of a cozy time with the president this morning?”

“Right now, I’m having a cozy time with Yuuna.”

I picked up a piece of pork cutlet and placed it in Yuuna’s mouth.

“…Hmph.”

Yuuna accepted it, though she shot me a disgruntled look.

“Sang-hyeok. Here.”

“Slurp.”

I also ate the udon Hena had served me in a small bowl.

Perhaps because of the rather intense meal I’d had this morning, lunch felt underwhelming. It was just to fill my stomach.

But pork cutlet was always the right choice.

“Have some of my tteokbokki, too.”

“Thanks.”

It was the sacred time for exchanging side dishes.

We enjoyed ourselves, taking a bite of each other’s chosen menu items.

Yuuna’s expression grew thoughtful.

“So, what’s the student council president doing now?”

“Hero work.”

“…Again? She just caught Zenobia, isn’t she taking a vacation?”

“On the contrary, she’s on higher alert. More than usual.”

She’d said there might be movement from an S-class villain.

It was probably best not to mention that. I didn’t want to scare them too much.

It felt like just yesterday that I was learning all sorts of things from Yuuna, a B-rank pro hunter. But now…

My girlfriend, with her petite frame, looked so delicate that I didn’t want to send her anywhere without me.

“Yuuna… what am I going to do with you, so small and cute. You too, Hena.”

“…Was there something wrong with the pork cutlet you just ate?”

“Sniff… Look at these slender arms. Want more?”

“Hey! I may look like this, but I’m as strong as anyone else.”

I gently held the timid Hena’s hand. She flinched, glancing at me nervously.

So cute…

“Let’s go check out the clubroom before class starts.”

“The clubroom? Oh. Did you get the rights to a clubroom? C or B?”

“B.”

“Wow. Nice~.”

The Essol Academy campus had a wide variety of buildings.

Even though I’d been to the underground workshop, I had only set foot in about 20% of the campus. I knew almost nothing about the buildings the third-years used.

“Is it that way?”

“That way.”

“The view must be great. You got a nice, open space.”

According to Yuuna, the academy clubrooms went all the way up to SS-rank, and there were even spaces like royal suites reserved for very special VIP students.

“What kind of place is that, exactly?”

“I don’t know either… It’s not like you can find review videos on YouTube or anything. They say it’s like a whole hotel. They use an entire building…”

“…An entire building.”

Now that was impressive.

“We don’t get a whole building, but the room next to ours is empty, so it’ll feel like we have the place to ourselves.”

“Let’s go!”

I led my two girlfriends to the club building.

As I creaked open the door to the Inbae-dong clubroom, Yuuna let out a gasp.

“It’s huge!”

“I think it’s about 530 square feet.”

“Are we allowed to use this?”

“What do you mean, ‘we’? Only people who join my club can use it.”

“What? What kind of club are you making? I’m in the Film Appreciation Club right now, so I’ll switch.”

The Film Appreciation Club? Sounds like a total breeze.

“What about Hena?”

“…The Anime Appreciation Club…”

…….

It felt a little weird to say this, but…

For a prestigious academy, it didn’t feel all that impressive.

“So what do you do here? In this club.”

“The Personality Excretion Club. Inbae-dong for short.”

I had come up with a club name befitting the dignity of Essol Academy.

Yuuna, who had been checking the window frame, slowly turned to look at me.

Hena, too.

“……”

“……”

“Inbae-dong.”

I repeated it, in case they hadn’t heard.

“It sounds like something a crazy person made up…”

“That’s the beauty of it. Not just anyone will apply!”

“Woooow…”

Hena tried to force a smile but ended up turning her head away.

“Why!”

“Well, I mean, of course no one would apply… to such a nonsensical club…”

Just then, the door opened.

“Excuse me, is this the Personality Excretion Club?”

“Yes?”

A first-year female student had arrived.

“Gasp! It’s Kim Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim! Can I join the Personality Excretion Club?”

“Ah, no. We haven’t… started recruiting yet… In fact, we haven’t even officially made it.”

“Is there an interview? Is the requirement to undergo Personality Excretion?”

“……”

…A club you can join by undergoing Personality Excretion? Where on earth did such a vicious rumor come from?

“Please punch me in the stomach! I’m okay with it if it’s you, Sang-hyeok-seonbaenim!”

“I’m not going to punch you in the stomach, junior!”

I quickly grabbed the hands of the pretty junior student who was starting to lift her uniform shirt.

“Aren’t you the Onahole Man, seonbaenim?”

“Well, yes, but…”

Where should I even begin to explain?

After going around giving people stomach punches as fan service, what right did I have to deny it?

This isn’t that kind of place?

We don’t do that kind of thing here?

“For now, please head back, junior. I’ll contact you again later.”

“Aww… okay… When you’re looking for club members, please be sure to call me!”

I even got a phone number from a junior whose name I didn’t know…

I opened my phone.

[Isabella]
I left the club registration to Evangeline.
It should be processed by the end of today.

[Isabella]
By the way, she asked what a “Personality Excretion Club” is.

“……”

So this was the source of the rumor…

[Kim Sang-hyeok]
Please tell her that the requirement for joining is NOT “to be subjected to Personality Excretion.”

“What’s going on?” Yuuna asked.

“Well, the Inbae-dong club has been created. You two want to join?”

“…Do we have to excrete something cute?”

Hena tilted her head.

“Wait a minute. Is ‘Personality Excretion’ something we can just talk about so openly and treat so harmlessly? I’m having a little trouble adjusting…”

“Hmm. I’m not sure, but I guess the alert level for it has gone down. They’re telling me to start researching it now.”

“……”

I squeezed Yuuna’s hand.

“I don’t want to!”

“Personality Excretion…!”

“Kyaaaaaah~!”

I chased after the fleeing Yuuna from behind.

“Personality Excretion!”

“Noooo!”

In the end, I caught her before she took ten steps. I hugged her tightly from behind and peppered her nape with kisses.

“Personality Excretion Hug.”

“Ah… Hey! You scared me…!”

“I-I…”

Just then, Hena made a dangerous confession.

“I might want to try it once…”

“……”

“……”

Personality Excretion. What exactly was it?

I had used it many times, but the power was still shrouded in mystery—or more accurately, it was tainted by En’s perverted and malicious content.

“Yuuna, have you ever read any wuxia stories?”

“I have. In webtoons.”

“You know how they have those secret martial arts manuals? The kind that grants you immense power but taints you with evil if you learn it…”

“Learn it!”

Yuuna’s eyes sparkled.

“Definitely learn it.”

So our class president harbored some rather dangerous dreams…

“Ah. What’s so dangerous about it?”

“The more you use it… the more of a pervert you become.”

“……”

“That’s what Personality Excretion is.”

“…Well. Is that a bad thing?”

Yuuna’s cheeks turned red.

“I-I like perverted Sang-hyeok…”

There must be something about this clubroom. The good vibes from coming on the student council president’s thighs were already potent, and now my girlfriends were getting worked up too.

The sunlight streamed in nicely, and with the three of us gathered here in our uniforms, it felt like we were skipping class and just hanging out. It was fun just to breathe the air.

“Yuuna~.”

I snuggled up against her.

“Were you here with the student council president by any chance?”

“……”

How did she know?

“Here. This stain on the floor.”

“……”

A damp stain remained on the floor.

“We met here.”

“Hmph.”

“So what are you going to do about it?”

I clung to Yuuna from behind.

“What can you do besides love me!”

“Ugh… Ugh… You’re fighting dirty… Are you going to keep shoving your handsome face at me? You little….”

“Hena, you come here too.”

“Kyaa…”

I caressed Hena’s breasts.

As the three of us fooled around like that, lunchtime flew by.

“You’re both joining Inbae-dong, right?”

“Well… I have to join something. If it’s a club you’re running.”

“I-I hope it doesn’t get… too crowded…”

Hena smiled awkwardly as I continued to fondle her breasts.

“Ah. I should let everyone know.”

“Hngh!?”

I casually ignored Hena’s wish.

Her shyness would be fine once she got to know everyone.

[Kim Sang-hyeok]
Got a clubroom.

[Sarika]
Oh, really? I’ve confirmed it, seonbaenim. I’ll come find you.

[Isolde]
Sang-hyeok-sunbae, congrats.

[Kibelle]
Congratulations.

Ooh. After waiting a bit longer, a message from Hilaria came in, too.

Word must travel fast since the kids in the same class tell each other.

[Hilaria]
k when r we fucking husband

This girl… she talks about sex like she’s ordering gukbap from an auntie…

[Brigid]
(Congratulations emoji)

Yuuna, peering at my phone with me, said quietly.

“You get a lot of texts from girls.”

“Ah, what does that matter? I’m with you right now.”

“…You’ve gotten smoother.”

Practice makes perfect, I guess.

I didn’t even get flustered anymore. Instead, I gave Yuuna a peck on the lips, and another on her neck.

I kissed her to soothe her anxiety.

Yuuna mumbled, her face red.

“If we’re going to do club activities together… I’ll have to bring some things over.”

“Bring whatever you like.”

“Sang-hyeok. Can I bring my Great General Lee Sun-sin merch?”

“Hmm… As long as it fits in the display case?”

I’d leave decorating the room to them.

I, on the other hand, was thinking of aiming for an even better clubroom.

Afternoon class.

Just like regular students moving between classes, academy students headed to the indoor training hall whenever they had a chance.

Were other classes here today? A pair of blonde twin sisters recognized me and waved.

“Sang-hyeok. Look at that.”

As I waved back, Yuuna called to me.

“Yeah?”

“What is that?”

“Huh?”

The second-year students were murmuring amongst themselves.

There was a gravity wave whose edges were shimmering so suspiciously it was obvious at a glance.

[Insight-Red Activated]

[B-Rank Dungeon]
[#58334. Den of Malice] [Rarity B+] [Reward B+] [Anomaly S+]

[A Demon Merchant will appear in this dungeon]
[This dungeon possesses a very strong anomaly]
[Reward Multiplier +7]
[Max Participants – 3 (Squad)]

‘It doesn’t look that difficult.’

…But wasn’t that anomaly rating a bit too high?

The teacher began to explain the suspicious dungeon.

“Support for amplification devices has been approved. The dungeon’s rank has been raised by one to two levels.”

So that’s why the average was C-rank now.

Still, that B-rank one really stood out.

“It’s all thanks to Sang-hyeok, who contributed to the capture of Zenobia.”

“Ooooh~.”

The atmosphere suddenly turned into one of applause.

Yuuna and Hena clapped along.

‘This is embarrassing…’

Was this some kind of mini-exchange event…?

“Participating squads, please form up, bring an escape feather, and proceed after receiving permission from a teacher.”

“Yes, sir~.”

It seemed the dungeon escape item, the “Black Illusionary Feather,” and a medical support team were also prepared.

Evangeline from the Angel One squad was here on assignment and waved at me.

Hehe… So many pretty girls are waving at me…

I waved back.

“Huhu.”

The busty Evangeline smiled at me.

“But who’s going into that dungeon?”

“It looks dangerous.”

“Well, obviously I’ll…”

Dihrit, who had been about to dash forward shouting, “Well, obviously I’ll go,” flinched to a stop.

Everyone was looking at me.

At the Onahole Squad.

‘Huh?’

Only one thought crossed my mind.

Did we, the second-years, just take over?

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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