Chapter 160: Villainology [R-18]

I collected hints one through nine for 【Where is the female villain?】 and my health increased by nine.

In short, there were only male villains.

It was only natural, I suppose, that beautiful female villains from the academy with amazing bodies like Kushina were a rarity.

“Master. Here!”

“Good. Put it away.”

I carried out the mission amicably with Kushina, who fetched the onahole like a puppy.

Kushina was once a B-rank serial exhibitionist villain just like these thugs, but now she was a transparent onahole, helping me.

“Good girl.”

The bikini I bought her looked quite good.

I praised her by stroking her pretty face all over.

“A life of fetching onaholes and getting praised is the best♡”

“Isn’t it boring inside?”

“It’s nice and comfortable inside you, Master~”

I’d asked before, but I still wondered what it was like inside the Onaben.

When Kushina came out, her skin was clear and her eyes were bright as if she’d had a deep sleep. It seemed to be like an incubator for adults—a device for raising premature infants, with controlled temperature, humidity, and oxygen supply.

“Who are you talking to?” Isabella, my designated monitor, asked.

“Eek!”

Kushina, who had once been captured by Isabella, flinched and hid behind me.

“It seems like someone’s there.”

“She’s hidden by my skill. Kushina.”

“M-Master!”

“It’s fine.”

“Is that the skill you used in the exchange event? My eyes aren’t as good as Master Seridwen’s.”

But her intuition is sharp, isn’t it?

Even though Isabella said she couldn’t see, she had looked exactly where Kushina was.

It meant that even if she couldn’t see her, she could sense her.

“I confiscated her enhancement bikini, and now I’ve made her into an onahole to help me with my work.”

“Hmm.”

She had said before that as long as the Magical Beast Steel owned by a villain was recovered, it didn’t matter if the villain themselves was seriously injured or killed.

So how would she react now that the villain was alive and well, helping me without having paid for her crimes?

“I don’t know exactly what ‘becoming an onahole’ entails… but this seems to require legal counsel.”

“…”

Isabella was digging into this much more seriously than I had thought.

“Um… can I keep her with me for now?”

“As long as you keep her on a leash and make sure she doesn’t try anything funny. I have no intention of objecting to ‘Onahole Man’s’ methods.”

Kushina pretended to have an invisible leash fastened around her neck and barked, “Woof!”

Yeah, yeah. Good girl.

Time to go back into your onahole home, Kushina-chan.

The bikini onahole wiggled her butt and crawled into the Onaben.

“What happens to the villains we dealt with today? They’re as good as dead since I took out their personalities.”

“We dealt with them where the police were. The Magical Beast Steel will be automatically collected, and the reward will come through the app.”

She was right.

The payment for defeating the villains had already been deposited.

[Onahole Man – 35 coin]

[Rank Score + 33]

That’s it?!

It wasn’t like I was expecting a huge reward, but… this much money would be gone after a few orders of chicken.

I barely even noticed it came in.

“They only give you a small cut from the recovered Magical Beast Steel. It’s best not to expect much unless it’s a big shot.”

“The pay is terrible.”

I remembered what the Correction Bureau agent, Rachel, had said.

「For compensation, do you want coin, or Magical Beast Steel?」

I recalled getting about eight C-rank Magical Beast Steels back then.

Was it because I caught the villains in cooperation with the police? This time the reward was fixed to coin, and it wasn’t that great.

“Your rank evaluation score should have gone up quite a bit. Just like when you dealt with Kushina, Kim Sang-hyeok.”

My rank hadn’t gone up, but I could see that various other stats had increased.

I really did work hard today.

“I promised to buy you a meal. Shall we go?”

“Yes.”

A meal alone with the President.

I wondered if I’d get to see her cute side like last time… but then Evangeline showed up.

“Let me check if you’re hurt anywhere~”

Grope, grope.

The moment she appeared, Evangeline began groping my body in admiration.

She had rich, wavy brown hair reminiscent of an elegant noble lady, and a gentle face.

Her breasts were also huge. She was a very pretty heroine.

“I’m fine.”

“No, I have to check properly. Otherwise, you’ll be wincing from muscle soreness tomorrow.”

“Evangeline’s massages are effective, so just take it quietly,” Isabella said.

“People are staring as they walk by.”

Evangeline chuckled.

“Then shall we go somewhere we can be alone and focus on the massage, Sang-hyeok-gun?”

“…”

[Onahole Aptitude Analysis]

[Evangeline]

[Conquest Difficulty – A-Rank (Strikethrough)][Onahole Aptitude S+ Rank]

[Virgin][Underwear – White T-back, full-cup bra covering her large breasts]

[Onahole Trait (★) – A gift for a special cock, the elegant pussy onahole of a noble lady♡ Her smooth skin, which begs for a load, is the best!]

[Essol Academy Student Council Vice President. 3rd year. Leader of the Angel One squad and proficient in all kinds of healing skills. Has large breasts. As befits a noble lady, her skin is very good.]

White T-back… full-cup bra… beautiful skin…

As my cheeks flushed from learning the underwear details of a woman I wasn’t even dating, the look in Evangeline’s eyes changed.

“…Do you really want to go, Sang-hyeok-gun?”

“Go where?”

If Isabella hadn’t cut in sharply, we might have actually had a moment.

“President.”

“What are you doing to a guy who has girlfriends? Speaking of which, didn’t you say you had to go visit someone in the hospital?”

“Ah. That… I think she’s probably fine.”

She had been wrapped in bandages after the exchange event, but I had seen with my own eyes that she was okay.

“Hmm? Isn’t Sang-hyeok-gun’s girlfriend completely fine? Was her name Yuuna?”

“Ah. It’s a different girlfriend. Her name is Hilaria.”

“Another girlfriend? You’re dating Hilaria from the first year?”

When I casually brought up a fact that was common sense in our harem, the two of them stared at me intently.

This was also quite embarrassing.

“Wow. You really live up to your face, Sang-hyeok-gun. How many girlfriends do you have now?”

“Seven… I think. Around that many.”

“Wow. Wooow.”

…The number really blew up after the exchange event.

A harem is a place with its own rules. I can’t just accept anyone, but someone of Isabella or Evangeline’s class would get a free pass.

“I wonder if it’s not too late for me?”

…It felt like Evangeline was already getting the hint.

Meanwhile, Isabella, the one I actually wanted to join, just stood there with a prim expression, her arms crossed.

“Speaking of which, do you happen to know how Hilaria is doing?”

“She wasn’t in great shape, but she walked out on her own two feet soon after.”

…Getting stabbed by a sword and being discharged on the same day.

She’s no ordinary person, after all.

“I healed her, so as long as she doesn’t overdo it, there shouldn’t be any major problems.”

“I see.”

I felt a little relieved.

“I’m ready to be treated, President.”

“Alright. They’ll be here to pick us up soon.”

Soon, Isabella’s executive secretary and Correction Bureau agent, Ms. Rachel, appeared, driving an expensive car.

I thought we were going to another neighborhood, but we arrived in front of a high-end restaurant I’d never seen before.

So it is beef, after all.

It was a classy restaurant with separate private rooms.

Only handles aged Korean beef heifers, it said on a sign.

My pre-transmigration salary would only have allowed me to eat here on a very special occasion, so I couldn’t help but gawk.

The two of them walked in as if they were used to it.

“Is it okay for you to treat me to such an expensive place?”

Isabella didn’t answer. Instead, the female server in a high-class uniform standing next to her gave a faint smile.

“Young Lady Isabella. How may I serve you?”

“Keep bringing out all the different cuts of meat without stopping.”

“The Master will be very surprised to hear that the Young Lady came to treat her boyfriend.”

“He’s a colleague from work.”

…A colleague from work, huh.

The memory of taking someone who frequents places like this to a cheap pork belly joint came to mind, making me feel a bit embarrassed.

Would I have felt this deflated if I had met Seridwen?

“Why are you so withdrawn?”

“No, it’s just that this place is much nicer than the restaurant I took you to before.”

“…I thought that place was more delicious.”

My heart pounded at the single, indifferent remark Isabella tossed out.

…She’s saying it was delicious.

“Hmm? What did you eat, President?”

“We had pork belly at a place in the shopping district.”

“Don’t they only handle low-grade meat with tons of fat there?”

….

Evangeline. I take back what I said about a girlfriend free pass!

What a typical upper-class mindset, for someone who grew up eating only the best.

I heard even the super-rich eat chicken and pork belly, but it was all a lie!

“Sang-hyeok-gun. You’ll get sick eating things like that. Yucky. Here, try something good.”

“If you keep dissing pork belly, I won’t stand for it, even if you are my senior.”

“Say ah~.”

“Ah…”

Even as I said that, I put the top-grade chuck flap, grilled by the server and fed to me by my big-breasted senior, into my mouth.

Mmm. Mind-blowing.

I felt my brain go numb from the rich, meaty aroma.

Seeing me momentarily lose my ability to speak from the violent flavor, Evangeline beamed.

“Good meat is the best, right?”

“More, please.”

I instantly became a slave to premium beef.

“Here. This time with a little salt. Say ah~. Begone, low-grade meat with tons of fat.”

“Begone…”

Gasp!? Brainwashed by the beef squad, what terrible thing did I just say?

“That wasn’t my true feeling. Besides, the President is the one buying, so why are you taking the credit, Seonbae?”

“Next time, shall this senior take you to a place that carefully selects its pork? It’s even more delicious than here.”

“…Okay…”

“How cute. You have such a pure palate that has never tasted anything truly delicious…♡ Just follow this Nuna, and I’ll feed you lots and lots of tasty things, okay?”

Is this the power of a third-year senior?

I want to be pampered while buried in her bountiful bosom…

Evangeline-mamang…

“Evangeline. He is a student of interest to me.”

“Are you jealous, President?”

“The reason I brought him out today is because there was talk that Kim Sang-hyeok should be taken into custody and managed by the Correction Bureau. You know that.”

“That’s why you were in such a hurry, President. Worried that something bad might happen to Sang-hyeok-gun because of those people.”

“…”

…Isabella?

A lot of things seemed to be handed to me on a silver platter today.

Was it all her doing?

“Don’t misunderstand.”

Isabella said, eating gracefully.

“I’m just reminding you not to forget that Kim Sang-hyeok is a person of interest with a dangerous power.”

“Because I might get Personality Excreted, too?”

“Yes.”

“If you’re so suspicious, Sang-hyeok-gun will feel hurt! You have to trust your junior!”

“…I think he’s become a little more trustworthy, but he’s still a long way off.”

Isabella looked at my grinning face with displeasure.

“I believe I said ‘a little’? What’s so funny?”

“I was just smiling because the meat is delicious.”

The cool beauty President is really something. To think she’d show me the textbook definition of a tsundere.

“Wasn’t Sang-hyeok-gun’s interview great today? I didn’t know he’d do so well!”

“…What did I say?”

Was it because I was nervous? It just happened, but I can’t remember.

“You said that a child who might become a villain because of their innate ability could see you and decide to become a hero!”

“Gah. I said that?”

What an arrogant statement.

Me, a guy who was just transmigrated into another world and is living comfortably having perverted sex with the Goddess’s cheats, discussing the future of children!

How shameless! Kim Sang-hyeok!

“Why? It was very cool, wasn’t it, President?”

“…”

Isabella’s gaze was dark.

Isabella…?

“Do you really think that, Kim Sang-hyeok?”

“Pardon?”

“I’m asking if you think a natural-born villain can change their ways depending on their environment.”

Is this a review of the interview I did today?

The more I thought about it, the more it was a philosophical question with no set answer.

Evangeline silently focused on her meal.

“A person’s innate disposition isn’t easily changed… There are surely humans who would have become villains no matter how many times they were reborn, but…”

“…”

“Depending on the person, I think it’s possible to socialize them to at least not harm others.”

“How do you distinguish that?”

Ughhh~~.

This is getting harder and harder…

How to distinguish human nature, huh…

“Isn’t the only way to observe them carefully for a long time?”

“…Is that so.”

Isabella muttered to herself.

“It sounds easy, yet it’s difficult.”

“Are you talking about me?”

“You’re easy.”

I was suddenly branded an easy man!?

“That’s right. He’s easy.”

Why are you two nodding as if you’re the only ones who get it?

“Just because I’m building a harem, it would be a problem if you think I’m promiscuous and easy. I have my own integrity, you know.”

The integrity to endure being surrounded by junior female students and getting my dick kissed!

….

Although I showed no restraint at all with my girlfriends…

Now that I thought about it, it was a very hollow integrity.

“It’s not that kind of easy or difficult.”

Isabella said quietly.

“You don’t have the personality to be a villain. Anyone can tell that easily if they spend time with you. The Master was right.”

“…”

Ah… so that’s what she meant.

“I could have become the worst villain in history, Onahole Man, though.”

“If you only look at your ability, yes.”

“I can see you’re good at heart, Sang-hyeok-gun.”

Would they still react that way if they knew I was a serial impregnator who creampies his own adoptive sister?

…Somehow, I think they would…

“If I’m the easy one, then who’s the difficult one?”

“…”

“…”

At that, as if on cue, both of them fell silent.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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