Chapter 157: The Student Council President’s Summons [R-18]
by Meher“Kim Sang-hyeok.”
Dihrit stared at me, then spoke first.
“What?”
Once again, our party had arrived first. I was half-tempted to just let them go in rather than fight over entry rights in front of the dungeon.
I was considering it, but…
One look at Yuuna’s face told me she had no intention of yielding. Our class president wasn’t the type to tolerate that sort of thing.
“You trying to enter this dungeon?”
“That’s the plan. As long as you don’t try to stop us.”
“I’m not going to stop you. Go ahead.”
Huh?
His surprisingly compliant attitude made Yuuna and me exchange a look.
What’s with them?
He was missing his usual prickliness.
“And… I’m sorry about before.”
“Huh?”
Dihrit was apologizing?
“I’m sorry for looking down on you and calling you an onahole collector.”
“…”
Looking slightly embarrassed, Dihrit didn’t even wait for my reply before leaving with his party members.
What was that all about?
“Did he eat something weird?”
“Hmm… a rumor’s going around that his older sister gave him a good scolding.”
“His sister?”
“A third-year unni was asking around about your relationship with Dihrit after the exchange event.”
…The exchange event?
I couldn’t think of anything specific.
“You know. How Dihrit was constantly obsessed with you.”
“Ah, right.”
“She must have thought it was bullying, right? If it were me, I wouldn’t have let my little brother get away with acting like a punk.”
As the actual target, I hadn’t even cared.
Whether he apologized or not, it was none of my concern.
“So, are you going to accept his apology?”
“I don’t know. I am curious about his sister, though.”
What did she do to turn him into such a meek lamb?
Yuuna stared at me intently.
“You’ve already messed with all the first and second-years, so now you’re going to move on to the talented third-year seonbaes?”
“I have no ulterior motives!”
Hena hunched her shoulders.
“The seonbaes are scary.”
“The third-years are kind of intimidating. The student council president, for example. They just have this completely elite vibe.”
“You think so?”
To me, they were all just students at the same academy. The older you get, the more you realize that a one-year age gap is no big deal.
But at Yuuna’s age, a single grade difference feels enormous.
“They’re third-years who’ve been through it all. There are lots of sponsored squads, lots of superstars… there’s even a girl group…”
Listening to Yuuna, it did seem like the third-years at this prestigious academy were on a different level.
They were people who had survived unimaginable competition to get where they were.
The third-years I knew all had a certain air about them, as if there was more to them than met the eye.
Student Council President Isabella, Vice President Evangeline…
I hadn’t seen any other third-years since they were in a different building, but I could tell they were objects of fear and admiration for the underclassmen.
“Superstars and girl groups in their third year of the academy… it’s a completely different world.”
How could someone live their life with such diligence?
Was it because the talent they were born with was on a different scale?
I mean, I’d seen brilliant talents in my old world, too—people who became part of a girl group at a young age or rose to stardom.
But until now, it had always felt like a world completely separate from my own.
It was a strange feeling, knowing a group like that was close enough to be breathing the same air.
“Why do you talk like it has nothing to do with you? The hottest topic among the second-years right now is the Personality Excretion Hero… Jelly Man, Kim Sang-hyeok.”
My list of nicknames had grown again.
Jelly Man, Onahole Man, Personality Excretion Hero.
Hena tugged insistently on my sleeve.
“Hm? Hena?”
“Sang-hyeok’s market value. It’s 590,000 coins…”
“Uh… is that a lot?”
“Of course it is! Mine and Hena’s barely changed.”
…Why?
Didn’t they play their roles as queens pretty well? I wasn’t on the opposing side, so I didn’t know the details.
“You haven’t seen the Hot Clips? The number one clip was the battle between Hilaria and Quintia.”
“Hilaria and Quintia…”
It must have happened after I left.
“Watch it later. It’s amazing.”
“For now, let’s finish the dungeon.”
“Sounds good!”
Yuuna took the lead.
Ssk.
I held out my hand to Hena. She shyly took it.
“Ah, okay!”
Growth is important.
Onaholes are also important.
Collecting onaholes from the majority of goblin and orc monsters had become the most crucial mission for our Onahole Squad.
“Sang-hyeok, here!”
When Yuuna swung her sword to create an opening, I immediately twisted the jaws of the orcs and goblins.
“Personality Excretion Left Hook!”
“Gyaack!!”
The orc let out a bizarre scream and collapsed.
At first, Yuuna couldn’t even watch them spew jelly because it was so disgusting.
But now, she seemed quite used to it.
“How was it? Did it come out well?”
“Become an onahole.”
Shwoook.
The multi-colored Personality Jellies transformed into onaholes.
My girlfriends picked them up and brought them to me.
“Thanks.”
“Don’t mention it. I have to get used to it… I’m Sang-hyeok’s wife, after all.”
“They became cute onaholes.”
Pat, pat.
I stroked both of their heads.
They really were good companions, I thought. The only man in the party used a Personality Excretion Punch and turned the Personality Jellies shat out by monsters into onaholes—a suspicious mission they performed with smiling faces and without a single doubt.
Strength: 『197』 (Collection Bonus +53)
Agility: 『124』 (Collection Bonus +58)
Stamina: 『126』 (Collection Bonus +76)
Dexterity: 『191』 (Collection Bonus +45)
(Hidden) Mana: 『10』 (Collection Bonus +6)
(Hidden) Charm: 『999』
(Hidden) Lust: 『50』
My collection bonus was at its peak.
It wasn’t because of the onaholes gathered in the dungeon today, but because of the collection effect from my little sisters at home, who also counted as onaholes.
“Hoo…”
Yuuna, drenched in sweat from the exertion, let out a sigh and spoke.
“My stats have gone up too, but… it’s hard to keep up with your movements now, Sang-hyeok. You must have worked really hard over the weekend, huh?”
“…Hard. Yeah, I worked hard.”
It’s all thanks to your mom, I left unsaid.
“Ah. Mom said to say hi.”
But it was Yuuna who brought up Sumire first.
“You two had a good time while I was sleeping, didn’t you?”
“…I’m sorry.”
“Did you get Hena’s mom too?”
“Yeah, he did. My mom… is already Sang-hyeok’s onahole.”
“…Alright. Let’s move on to the next area.”
“It’s over. They’re dismantling it now.”
What? Already?
Now that the exchange event was over, the dungeons had returned to their normal size. It felt a little disappointing.
Grania, Clarissa. I wonder if they’re doing well…
“Busy thinking about your onaholes, aren’t you, Husband?”
Yuuna said, hands on her hips, a look of displeasure on her face.
“Give me a break. I’ll only think about you right now, Yuuna.”
“Ah… ngh… really… mm… I guess it can’t be helped…”
I pulled Yuuna into a tight hug and started planting kisses on her neck.
“Ngh… I’m sweaty…”
“That’s what makes it good.”
“Pervert…”
Hena held out her arms too, so I gave her a hug. Inside the dungeon, our skinship was a little more intense.
“Hena, you’re still so fresh.”
“Hi-hiik!? S-sorry… I’ll try harder next time…!! I’ll run around more!”
“No… I’m not picking on you!”
I hugged the trembling Hena tightly and stroked her head.
“You’re a mage, so stay back where it’s comfortable. We’ll protect you.”
“Mhm.”
“I’m so jealous. If only I had a talent for magic…”
“You look beautiful when you use a sword, Yuuna. That’s why I fell for you at first sight.”
“…Really?”
Could I say it had no influence?
Anyone would be amazed watching a slender girl fell huge monsters with a few swings of her sword.
“I’m nowhere near as good as Quintia.”
“Well, that’s… practically art. It’s hard to believe she’s even human.”
“I think I know what you mean…”
After the dungeon was dismantled, Yuuna took Hena’s hand and headed for the academy showers.
“We’re going to wash up! You can go to the cafeteria first!”
“Alright.”
After sending my girlfriends off, I checked my phone alone.
The Hot Clips board… there it is.
While videos from the exchange event still dominated the rankings, the number one video was the fierce duel between Quintia and Hilaria.
“You dare touch my husband?”
Hilaria swung her massive greatsword with enough force to split Quintia’s head open.
The shockwave alone made the ground and walls tremble.
Quintia, with a cool expression, parried the attack and countered, but Hilaria’s onslaught was relentless.
“You’ll have to give up that pretty face of yours, or maybe an arm or a leg, Quintia!!”
“Use your feathers. If you don’t!”
“If I don’t?”
It was an incredible duel.
The mere clash of Quintia’s and Hilaria’s swords chipped away at the building’s walls.
Some parts actually crumbled and fell.
Quintia stood her ground, parrying every one of Hilaria’s attacks and countering, while Hilaria moved like a beast.
If Quintia’s swordsmanship was art, Hilaria’s was pure savagery.
It was a level of skill no one else could hope to imitate.
She would slide so low she was almost lying on the floor, braking with just her finger strength, then swing her steel sword as if creating a typhoon…
It was beyond a full swing. It was a destructive swordsmanship that seemed to throw her entire body along with the sword.
Then she would launch herself and use her climbing talent to stick to the opposite ceiling or wall.
For Quintia, it was like facing a steel storm coming from all directions.
To any observer, it looked like the slender Quintia had no chance of winning.
“I’ll cut that arm off!”
“You’re not skilled enough for that.”
But in the next moment, Quintia’s sword was buried in Hilaria’s stomach.
“Keuk…!! Gack…!”
“If it were that seonbae, maybe…”
“Got you.”
Even as she coughed up blood, Hilaria grabbed Quintia and headbutted her.
For a moment, it looked like the great Quintia would take a clean hit, but…
She dodged that, too.
…Her eyes are broken as hell, now that I see it.
Quintia’s proficiency with her red eyes was far superior to mine.
She could see through anything her opponent did. Neither Hilaria’s valiant attacks nor her audacious brawling worked.
“Hwaaaaaah!”
“Ngaaaaaah! The Queen is gonna die!! The True Queen is gonna die!”
…Looking over at the corner.
Amidst the collapsing building, Yuuna and Isolde were hugging each other and sobbing their eyes out.
“Quintia~~! Please control your strength! Please!! If the castle collapses, we’ll all die!”
“Sang-hyeok-seonbaeee!! Hilaria’s trying to destroy the castle!! Somebody save ussss!”
…
Even after Quintia twisted her sword and pulled it from Hilaria’s body,
Hilaria kept swinging her sword as if it were nothing, and in the end, the castle really did collapse.
With a thunderous CRASH, the screen went black and the video ended.
So Yuuna and Isolde were the award-winning supporting actors.
I would have freaked out too if a fortress was collapsing. Only guys who could take a house-sized boulder to the head and be fine would stay calm…
I wonder if Hilaria’s body is okay?
I’m worried, so maybe I should go visit her.
[Isabella]
Kim Sang-hyeok, come to the dojang.
Just as I got out of the shower, a summons from our silver-haired, busty student council president arrived on my phone.
[Kim Sang-hyeok]
I was about to visit my injured girlfriend.
[Isabella]
Who said you could reply? Move it.
Still as prickly as ever.
But deep down, the student council president is a very caring person.
[Kim Sang-hyeok]
Notice to the Onahole Squad, I’m being dragged away by the student council president.
[Yuuna]
Aww, whyyyyyy ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ The student council president is so mean! Stop monopolizing Sang-hyeok!
[Hena]
Does the student council president like Sang-hyeok?
Does she?
I don’t know. Not yet. What’s certain is that she isn’t a conquered heroine.
Today, the dojang was crowded with people besides me and the president. Surprisingly, they were all women.
The moment I appeared, all eyes were on me.
“President. Kim Sang-hyeok is here.”
“Kim Sang-hyeok.”
“It’s Jelly Man…”
“First time seeing him in person.”
“…”
I thought everyone at the academy who was going to see me had already seen me.
Apparently, there were still people who found me unfamiliar.
Isabella, in her usual white riding pants that revealed the curve of her ass, brushed past me.
Ah, she smells nice.
“You were absent yesterday.”
“Ah… yes. There was an important family matter…”
“Your reason has been noted. However, submit the paperwork in advance next time.”
“…Yes. Understood.”
Did she take care of it for me? The president is so kind.
Though her gaze didn’t feel kind at all.
“We’re going out on Hero duty today. Your name is starting to get known, so this is an important activity.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Open the Hero app. We’ll discuss the details on the way.”
The moment I opened the Hero app, I was flooded with sexually suggestive DMs from a multitude of female heroes.
…
“…I thought I told you to block them? Surely you’re not using your newfound fame as an opportunity to engage in inappropriate activities with other heroes, are you?”
“Of course not…”
I was sure I blocked them back then. Why did the setting reset?
Was it En-chan…?
…
There were so many selfies from sexy female heroes…
Maybe I should save them and look at them all later…?
“Kim Sang-hyeok.”
But the silver-haired, busty student council president right in front of me was… overwhelmingly beautiful.
She stole all of my attention.
“Today’s mission is important. Got it?”
“Yes, President.”
“Don’t get distracted. Look only at me.”
“Ah. Yes. I’ll only look at you, President.”
I followed the president’s ass as we moved to another district.
Today’s objective was to deal with the aberrant-type villains that had appeared in multiple cities and were disrupting public order.
“Let’s go, Kim Sang-hyeok.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
[Emergency Alert Message]
[Villain Subjugation in Progress. Please Adhere to Safety Protocols.]
“Buy me a meal when we’re done.”
“Fine.”
I was summoned before I even had lunch. Food is important.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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