[Special] Thread watching Yona and Alec at the Adventurers’ Guild part. 300

1: Anonymous Adventurer

This is a thread watching the romantic tension between the psycho healer and bald guard at the Evian Adventurers’ Guild

Welcome even if you’re not from the same guild

2: Anonymous Adventurer

Good

3: Anonymous Adventurer

It’s already the 300th one?

4: Anonymous Adventurer

Congrats congrats

5: Anonymous Adventurer

This is all thanks to Yona and Alec

6: Anonymous Adventurer

What, are they still not dating?

7: Anonymous Adventurer

Since it’s already the 300th thread, shouldn’t we do a summary?

8: Anonymous Adventurer

No, when I first saw Yona, I really thought she was crazy, I tell you

9: Anonymous Adventurer

For real lolololol

I mean, having those boobs and saying she’s a man, isn’t that crazy? lololol

10: Anonymous Adventurer

So did you try to hit on her?

11: Anonymous Adventurer

Of course I tried to hit on her

But as soon as I did, that bastard Alec was glaring at me like he’d kill me, what could I do

It felt like he was saying he’d kill me if I outbid him for the healer

12: Anonymous Adventurer

Alec, that bastard is so scary

Is he really the same rank as us…

13: Anonymous Adventurer

Terrifying

Peed myself

He only acts like that when it involves Yona

14: Anonymous Adventurer

But that baldy can’t even talk properly to Yona

15: Anonymous Adventurer

He keeps getting hit on the back of his head by Yona but still walks around smiling happily

16: Anonymous Adventurer

I’ve been watching since about thread 30, so it was like that at first…

17: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah

But even at 300 it’s still the same

Isn’t Alec impotent?

18: Anonymous Adventurer

But Alec is good-looking, even Mary said so

And who was it, that buffer who’s dead now, she flirted with Alec so much but he didn’t fall for it

Anyway, Yona is really something else

19: Anonymous Adventurer

It’s Mary ‘miss’, you rude bastard

20: Anonymous Adventurer

I’m from the same guild, what are you gonna do about it? lololol What can you do? lololol

21: Anonymous Adventurer

No, why am I a stone? I’m a healer, healer! Give me gold, give me gold!

lololol crazy bitch

22: Anonymous Adventurer

That one lolololololol

We really thought she was crazy

23: Anonymous Adventurer

Even her way of talking is really crazy lololol

24: Anonymous Adventurer

“Your name’s Yona, right? Want to go for a drink with us rookies tonight?”

“Your head’s too bright, get it out of the way.”

But it’s amazing that Alec still kept hanging around her after that

25: Anonymous Adventurer

Is this what they call a swollen liver?

26: Anonymous Adventurer

How can he keep hanging out with her after hearing something like that?

27: Anonymous Adventurer

The whole guild really went cold at that moment…

28: Anonymous Adventurer

I mean, everyone thought Alec would slap Yona there

29: Anonymous Adventurer

And yet Alec saying “I’ll buy!” is something else

30: Anonymous Adventurer

“No, I’ll buy food too! So I’m buying both drinks and food, how about it?”

31: Anonymous Adventurer

Did he deflect the damage because he’s bald?

32: Anonymous Adventurer

He must not know shame as much as he doesn’t know hair follicles

33: Anonymous Adventurer

But they still hung out together after that

That’s even more amazing

Getting hit on the back of the head every day but still walking around grinning

34: Anonymous Adventurer

As expected, none of those guard types are in their right mind

35: Anonymous Adventurer

He must have deflected even magic with his baldness

36: Anonymous Adventurer

Stop with the bald jokes, you fuckers

37: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah, next baldy lolololololololololololol

38: Anonymous Adventurer

But it seems to have some effect since he keeps sticking around persistently

39: Anonymous Adventurer

Honestly, I was a bit jealous when Yona was squeezing his head

40: Anonymous Adventurer

I wanted to experience that too

41: Anonymous Adventurer

You guys are just obsessed with boobs, geez

42: Anonymous Adventurer

I mean, isn’t it natural for a man in the first place?

How can those be boobs even in a nun’s habit, that Yona?

43: Anonymous Adventurer

Honestly, isn’t a nun’s habit super sexy?

44: Anonymous Adventurer

It’s sexy because Yona’s wearing it, yeah

That red-haired priestess is a bit eh

45: Anonymous Adventurer

Where are you? You fucker

46: Anonymous Adventurer

Sorry, it was a joke 😉

47: Anonymous Adventurer

Anyway, it’s sexy because Yona’s wearing the nun’s habit, a nun’s habit is just a nun’s habit

48: Anonymous Adventurer

But the one with those boobs insists she’s a man

49: Anonymous Adventurer

Those aren’t boobs she’s carrying around for you guys to look at– Stop the visual rape, you perverts

50: Anonymous Adventurer

But now Alec can’t resist her, right?

51: Anonymous Adventurer

Compared to the old days, it’s like heaven and earth

52: Anonymous Adventurer

Isn’t it “heaven and earth”?

53: Anonymous Adventurer

My baby, you must be feeling good, kid

54: Anonymous Adventurer

But really, why aren’t they dating?

55: Anonymous Adventurer

Do you know this question has come up every time until the 300th thread?

56: Anonymous Adventurer

I really don’t understand so I ask every time, but really why aren’t they dating?

Or are they already dating?

57: Anonymous Adventurer

They’re probably not dating

58: Anonymous Adventurer

Yona says she won’t go without Alec

And Alec says he won’t go without Yona

59: Anonymous Adventurer

No, where is this, my friend lives in the port of Capatia and they said they came there too

And they had a daughter, they said

60: Anonymous Adventurer

?????????????????? Daughter?????????????????????????????

61: Anonymous Adventurer

They said “Don’t do that to our mom”, apparently?

62: Anonymous Adventurer

They have a daughter who can talk?

63: Anonymous Adventurer

She’s human so of course she can talk, you idiot

64: Anonymous Adventurer

No, he’s asking if they have a daughter old enough to talk, you ignorant bastard

65: Anonymous Adventurer

My baby, you must be feeling good, kid (2)

66: Anonymous Adventurer

Then how old was she when she had her?

67: Anonymous Adventurer

They said the daughter looked about 10 years old?

68: Anonymous Adventurer

???? What is this, what is this???

69: Anonymous Adventurer

Wow lol

70: Anonymous Adventurer

I didn’t know, what is this really

71: Anonymous Adventurer

They said that bastard Kaiyak came too

And some orc uncle was with them too?

72: Anonymous Adventurer

For real?

73: Anonymous Adventurer

I don’t know about the orc

There are no orc adventurers in Evian, right?

74: Anonymous Adventurer

There… aren’t?

75: Anonymous Adventurer

There was. But he passed away.

76: Anonymous Adventurer

Mary what are you doing here

77: Anonymous Adventurer

76<<< This bastard with the dick eyes is so natural, someone block him

78: Anonymous Adventurer

But that can’t be right, they’re not goblins, Yona and Alec only met 3 years ago, how could they have a daughter that old?

79: Anonymous Adventurer

Female adventurer and goblin… That’s super sexy…!

80: Anonymous Adventurer

79<<< Someone block this fucker, damn NTR bird

81: Anonymous Adventurer

I mean, she’s probably not their biological daughter, maybe adoption or something

82: Anonymous Adventurer

But they said Yona was crying and searching for her because she got lost?

83: Anonymous Adventurer

Wow, so those two were actually dating after all?

They’ve been deceiving us all this time?

84: Anonymous Adventurer

No, what’s with their acting skills

85: Anonymous Adventurer

So were they dating?

86: Anonymous Adventurer

But I don’t think so

87: Anonymous Adventurer

Why?

88: Anonymous Adventurer

My friend said the daughter was pretty

They say the first daughter takes after the father

If she took after Alec she should be ugly

89: Anonymous Adventurer

Isn’t Alec’s face decent?

It’s just that he has no hair

90: Anonymous Adventurer

Hey, but when did your friend see them in Capatia?

91: Anonymous Adventurer

About a month ago?

92: Anonymous Adventurer

Then she’s probably not their biological daughter

My friend does security at a community facility and he saw them there too

He said they didn’t have a daughter there

93: Anonymous Adventurer

They must have abandoned her

94: Anonymous Adventurer

93<<< You crazy bastard

95: Anonymous Adventurer

Or maybe they stashed her somewhere

96: Anonymous Adventurer

So are they really dating or not?

97: Anonymous Adventurer

We still don’t know that

They might be beyond dating and have a child

Or they might not be dating yet

98: Anonymous Adventurer

How far is this thread going to go?

99: Anonymous Adventurer

Sister Eize bet 50 gold on them dating, so it’ll probably go until we get a result

100: Anonymous Adventurer

But is it okay for a nun to bet on things like this?

101: Anonymous Adventurer

She must be allowed to if she did it, don’t worry about it

102: Anonymous Adventurer

Hey, it’s starting to lag now that we’re over 100 comments

Let’s move to a new thread

103: Anonymous Adventurer

Evian’s communication is so slow

The fees are just super expensive

Bunch of thieves

104: Anonymous Adventurer

I use Imperial Communication lololololol you guys should switch too, it’s smooth

105: Anonymous Adventurer

I want to use it, you bastard, but it’s super expensive

106: Anonymous Adventurer

I heard the Celestial God is going to do a trial service for an artificial satellite network soon, so I’m going to try that

107: Anonymous Adventurer

You believe in the Celestial God? lololololololol Yeah, go ahead and believe, you’ll go to the divine realm sooooon

108: Celestial God☆

I’ve noted your ID

109: Anonymous Adventurer

Gasp

110: Anonymous Adventurer

Celestial God, I didn’t say anything

111: Anonymous Adventurer

But can’t anyone use the nickname Celestial God here?

112: Anonymous Adventurer

For real lol

A Celestial God that anyone can use if they set the nickname lololol

If you’re the Celestial God then I’m the False Celestial God lololololol

113: Anonymous Adventurer

If there’s a star mark next to the nickname it’s a verified nickname

114: Anonymous Adventurer

This is crazy

115: Celestial God☆

I will verify now.

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