Chapter 138: The Time I Got Slapped in the Dick by My Small, Soft Girlfriend’s Mom [R-18]

“I… might not be able to move tomorrow… from the muscle soreness….”

“Let’s go. The motel owner said we can’t extend again.”

“Can I take a commemorative picture?”

A commemorative picture?

Yuuna pressed her cheek against my erect dick like a friend and took a selfie.

“What, a souvenir of you getting fucked by my dick?”

“Ehehe……. My boyfriend’s king dick… came out so well…♡”

She took one picture while kissing my dick, another with the head in her mouth, and one more from under my balls, using my shaft as an eye mask.

After her two-shot photoshoot with my dick, Yuuna put her phone down, looking satisfied.

“I’ll look at these when I get home~.”

She must have really wanted to take pictures of my dick.

“Should we go now?”

“Yeah. Ah…!”

Yuuna almost fell as she got off the bed.

“Are you okay?”

“Ha… Hah… The muscle soreness… it’s here……!”

The sex must have been a lot of strain on her petite frame. Seeing her legs tremble, it looked like she really couldn’t move.

Yuuna looked up at me with sparkling eyes.

“Give me a piggyback ride.”

…It’s an order from my queen, so I have no choice.

“Your chariot awaits, Your Majesty.”

“Ahem. What a fine, broad back you have~.”

“So, when do I get the queen costume’s backdoor?”

“That! That requires preparation…. If you pound me with the same force as today without any prep, I’ll definitely tear….”

I groped her ass while she was on my back, my hands filled with a sense of lingering attachment.

“Ngh… Nngh… Okay… I’ll do it as soon as I’m ready. I won’t forget, I promise….”

Squeeze, squeeze…

A cool night breeze blew over us when we stepped outside.

“Should I take you home?”

“I wanna stay with you a little longer~~.”

“Isn’t it time for you to go home?”

“I told my mom I’d be late.”

It seemed she was planning on having dinner with me, too.

Yuuna whispered in my ear.

“To celebrate our first date, can’t we stay together a little longer…?”

“…Alright. Let’s go get something to eat.”

And so we found a barbecue place.

At ten o’clock at night, it wasn’t the time to be looking for a sophisticated omakase restaurant, so we settled for a casual pork belly joint that felt as standard as a soup-and-rice place.

We agreed to only have half a bottle of soju each.

“Your parents must be worried, right?”

“Yeah…. When I was leaving the house, my mom told me to at least use protection… she even awkwardly gave me a condom…….”

“Ahem….”

I almost spat out the water I was drinking.

Because I had repaid her mother’s consideration with creampie pregnancy sex.

But Yuuna just smiled beautifully, as if a weight had been lifted.

“I betrayed her, didn’t I? My mom’s trust.”

“…I should go apologize next time.”

“Oh? Are you trying to put my mom in your harem, too, like Hena’s mom?”

…She knows about my exploits!?

I laughed, downing my glass of water instead of the soju.

“Hena’s mom is an onahole.”

“…That’s lewd. So lewd. Treating a woman like an onahole.”

“I don’t touch women who are already taken.”

“That’s what makes it dangerous…. We don’t have a dad at home…….”

…….

Seriously. Why is there no dad in any of these houses?

At this rate, are all the children I have going to be daughters, too?

Is this the curse of Onahole Academy?

“What happened to him?”

“He was caught in a Gravity Wave and went missing.”

“Ah.”

I see.

The cause of death was somehow understandable. This was a society where a daughter and wife could only make ends meet if the man of the house earned coins in dungeons…….

If you were lucky, you made a living. If you were unlucky, you didn’t make it home that day.

“Don’t worry about it too much. Families like this are common. If they don’t earn enough to retire, men always have to work as Hunters, risking their lives.”

“Is that why you entered the Hunter industry so early?”

“Yeah. I have to feed my family!”

So Yuuna was the head of her household.

Come to think of it, my own family wasn’t all that different. I’d never once heard any mention of a father…….

In my case, my mom was even working overseas to earn money.

Are families like this really that common…?

Today, I felt like I understood on a deeper level why Yuuna had been forced to cry her eyes out in front of the movie theater.

“I won’t die, Yuuna.”

“What’s this all of a sudden? Are you trying to reassure me?”

“I really won’t die. I can’t die even if I try. The goddess who loves me is very possessive.”

“…A goddess?”

Without any alcohol in me, the words just naturally… came out of my mouth, things I hadn’t been able to say until now.

“The goddess who… brought me here.”

“…?”

Yuuna didn’t seem to understand everything 100%, but her expression quickly brightened.

“Then I should thank that goddess. For letting you and me meet….”

“Yuuna….”

“You don’t have to say things like that just to reassure me! I’m stronger than I look, you know? Stronger than my mom. I have no intention of letting my husband be the only one to enter dangerous dungeons!”

My heart warmed at her words.

…Right.

Even if I had an omnipotent cheat power and En would never let me die, how could a heroine living in this world just believe that at face value?

There was no need to explain.

Yuuna was just a high school girl with a warm heart who wanted to protect our family together with me.

I want to marry her so bad…….

I want to spoil her until she can’t think straight!

“Let’s get stronger together.”

“Yeah!”

“Let’s get stronger together, make a ton of money, and then retire.”

“That’s the spirit!”

We lightly clinked our soju glasses.

Yuuna blew on a hot piece of pork belly before putting it in her mouth, smiling as she said it was delicious.

That’s how our dinner started.

But as the mood warmed up, our promise to stick to half a bottle each was forgotten, and we ended up finishing two bottles apiece.

I was just pleasantly tipsy, but Yuuna was completely knocked out.

“…Oh, dear. Yuuna?”

I’d have to take her home.

I paid the bill, went outside, and got a taxi.

The fact that Yuuna’s phone didn’t have a password came in handy. I decided to explain the situation to her mother directly.

[Mom♡]
> You said you’d be home by midnight? Why aren’t you back?

[Mom♡]
> Are you going to keep making your mother worry?

[Mom♡]
> Why aren’t you answering your phone?

[Yuuna]
> I’m very sorry, ma’am. This is Yuuna’s boyfriend. Yuuna had a bit to drink… I’m bringing her home now.

[Mom♡]
> Drank?? Are you Sang-hyeok?

[Yuuna]
> Yes. I’ll see you soon.

I checked the address on Yuuna’s phone.

When I got her to the front door, a small, soft girl who looked exactly like Yuuna, with sienna-brown hair that flowed down to her waist, was waiting for me with her arms crossed.

Wait a minute…. A girl?

If she was Yuuna’s mother, she had to be in her late thirties at the youngest…….

Even in the dark of night, illuminated only by the taxi’s headlights, she was a stunning beauty with noticeably pale skin.

As expected of a heroine’s mother. This one also aged in reverse.

Yuuna was about 160cm tall, which made her feel like a little princess next to me, who was nearly 190cm, a height difference of about one and a half heads.

…But her mother was even shorter, clearly in the late 140s!

If she stood up straight, her gaze would only reach my solar plexus.

And her body type was quite different from the slender Yuuna.

Was it because she had already given birth? She had huge breasts reminiscent of Serena’s, and a curvy ass…….

It was a corrupting sight, like a fully mature woman’s body that had simply been shrunk down.

Ah, right. This was a ridiculously lewd eroge.

Remembering the truth of this world, I started to feel a little dizzy.

[Bonus Stage♡]
[Your girlfriend’s mama is a Shortstack, a body optimized for onaholes!?]
[Turn her into an onahole right now and get a stat bonus from the milf synergy♡]
[How about a small, soft milf’s pussy?★]

As if on cue, En’s lewd viral marketing began, suggesting I try tasting a milf’s pussy after turning her into an onahole.

I had to get a grip….

I admit, the first thing I thought when I saw her was that she had a body optimized for an onahole, but this was not the time to be thinking about that.

“Yuuna. Wake up. We’re home.”

“Nnngh… Mmm….”

Yuuna’s mom. It was obvious she was very angry.

After sending the taxi away, I took a moment to catch my breath. Don’t smile because she’s cute. Don’t smile because she’s cute.

I resolved to pour all my energy into controlling my expression and faced the soft Yuuna’s mama, who was approaching with her arms crossed.

“Um, ma’am…….”

“You’re Kim Sang-hyeok? How could you let my daughter drink so much that she’s like this at this hour!”

…Cute.

“I’m sorry…….”

I bowed my head deeply while still supporting Yuuna.

Even so, it was an overwhelmingly one-sided angle where her mother had to look up at me.

“I’ll make sure it never happens again.”

“…….”

“Ma’am?”

“W-well, it happens! It’s fine.”

This made no sense.

How could such a short woman possess this level of sex appeal…!?

I shouldn’t be thinking this, but her mother’s dress had devastating power. She had an innocent face, but her soft, huge breasts were emphasized by the fact she was braless, making me want to touch them just by looking.

I wanted to pull her into my arms and grope her all day until I was sick of it…!!

“It’s Mommy~. Mommy. Hehe…. Sang-hyeok. My mom’s boobs are huge, right?”

“…You, you! Ah. How much did you drink… you don’t even know how to handle alcohol…!”

“About two bottles…. I’m sorry. She started acting strange after the first bottle, but I think she kept drinking because of the atmosphere.”

“Mommy’s boobs are huge… the kind of boobies… Sang-hyeok likes…….”

“…….”

“…….”

Anyway, I needed to get out of here quickly.

“I should be going now, ma’am. I’ll come back to greet you properly next time…….”

“Mommy’s boobies~.”

“This child…!”

My god…….

The sight of the two of them tangled together was so lovely it was almost violent.

If Hestia and Hena were a mother-daughter pair optimized purely for lewd pussy sex, Yuuna and her mother looked like the world’s cutest creatures competing in a cuteness showdown.

Yuuna herself didn’t look like she could win a physical fight against anyone, but her even smaller, softer mother was completely unable to handle a drunk Yuuna and was being tossed around.

…I’m not a man if I don’t help!

“I’ll help you, ma’am!”

I supported Yuuna with ease.

Seeing me lift Yuuna effortlessly, like an object whose feet didn’t even touch the ground, her mother hiccuped.

“Hic.”

“Ma’am?”

“Y-yeah. Please help…. Right. It’s, it’s nice… having a man use his strength…….”

The thought that she must see me as a giant made me find her even cuter.

…I absolutely cannot let it show!

Realizing she was home, Yuuna went completely limp.

Her mother even had to take off her shoes and socks for her.

“Nngh…. Mmm…. Sang-hyeok… I love you….”

“Yeah, yeah. I love you, too.”

Only after laying Yuuna down on her bed could I finally breathe a sigh of relief.

“She said she’d be back in the evening…….”

“Mommy… I’m sorry……. Nnngh……. Sang-hyeok and I, we did it without a condom.”

“…What did you just say?”

…I have to escape.

As I started to back away slowly, Yuuna’s mother grabbed me.

“Sang-hyeok?”

This wasn’t a problem that could be solved with a simple “I’m sorry.”

“…You didn’t use protection?”

I’m so screwed…….

Even if Yuuna and I had agreed on it, this was the worst possible way to tell her parent.

Just when I felt that nothing I could say would fix this, drunk Yuuna suddenly sat up… and showed us the condom from her own bag.

“We couldn’t use this anyway……. It doesn’t fit Sang-hyeok’s size….”

“W-what are you talking about? Condoms stretch really well. What do you mean it doesn’t fit?”

…….

It was clear that her mother had also been drawn into this mindless condom debate, and I had no idea how to react.

Instead of suggesting the simple solution of buying a different size, she had become fixated on whether the condom she bought fit or not.

“It doesn’t~.”

“It does!”

“I’m telling you it doesn’t…. That’s ’cause you haven’t seen Sang-hyeok’s dick, Mommy….”

“What do you mean it doesn’t fit?”

Ma’am… that’s not the important thing right now….

The small mother stared at me intently. She seemed to feel wronged, somehow.

I stood there politely, determined not to earn myself a beating.

“Mommy will show you. How to use a condom…!”

Huh?

This conversation is taking a weird turn.

“Sang-hyeok, take out your dick. I’m going to show my daughter how to use a condom.”

“…Um, ma’am….”

“Hurry up and take out your dick.”

Well… I don’t know anymore.

I was pretty drunk myself, so since her mother had given me permission, I lowered my pants.

And then…….

Thump.

“Hic.”

Her mother’s timid hiccups began in earnest.

A small, cute creature held a small condom, staring at a giant dick…….

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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