Optimus

Another peaceful day in the community.

[Do those ENTPs usually have trouble getting pregnant?ㅠㅠ]

Author: Polia is Nong Nong

Please recommend some breakfast menus.

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ㅇㅇ: I thought this was some new kind of idiot lolㅋㅋ

↳ [Polia is Nong Nong]: Ugh.. I said I don’t eat grass.

Control Your Anger Well: Stir-fried pork.

↳ [Polia is Nong Nong]: I had that yesterday, so I don’t want it..

Control Your Anger Well: Then die, you bitch.

↳ [Polia is Nong Nong]: Hiing..

↳ ㅇㅇ: Anger control failedㅋㅋㅋㅋ

↳ ㅇㅇ: Nong Nong is being so picky about side dishesㅋㅋㅋ

↳ [Virgin Inspector]: Kind explanation – Takes a long time, boring and pedantic. / Then die – Ends quickly, memorable for a long time, facts.

↳ ㅇㅇ: This is correctㅋㅋㅋ

[Association President is a Hopeless Bastard]

Author: Secretary is Working Overtime Again Today

If I were an ability user, I’d have cemented this bastard first.

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[Maker Love Country Love]: Secretary-chan, why are you so villainized..

↳[S-Class Association Employee]: Leave her be.. The association president is currently tearing joints from top to bottom, so the atmosphere is not good.

↳[Let’s Kill Polar Bears]: Why? Did something bad happen recently again?

↳[Don’t Come to the Association]: It’s just his disease of having periodic fits flaring up again.

[My Dream is to be Association President]: For real, we need to get rid of that association president bastardㅋㅋ

↳ ㅇㅇ: This guy’s nicknameㅋㅋㅋㅋ

↳ ㅇㅇ: This guy is aiming for usurpation wwww

↳ [My Love Kim Quokka]: Honestly, if we kick him out and put anyone else in, they’d probably do better than him.

[Secretary is Working Overtime Again Today]: It’s hard to deal with an incompetent bastard who doesn’t know how to do anything. Seriously, damn..

↳ [Kyunghwa Suwol]: Oi oi, don’t use words that seem too strong.. Do you look weak?

↳ [Secretary is Working Overtime Again Today]: Shut up.

“Puhahahahah!!”

Optimus, the brain of the association and a C-class hero, was spending time browsing the community in his assigned room.

“This is the good stuff, the good stuff.”

It would normally be clear work hours.

But he was a parachute who entered using his parents as backing, and he was a complete rookie with no other experience, so except for when using his “ability”, no idiot would entrust him with work.

“Kekek!! Puhahahahah!!”

Optimus himself also disliked working, so he could spend time like this.

Optimus, who was wasting time while effortlessly earning pocket money today as well.

“Hmm. It’s a bit boring.”

Perhaps because he’s watched too many community posts and videos for a while.

Due to the strangely repetitive feeling, he felt an unnecessary tedium today.

‘The internet is fun, but it feels like something’s lacking, you could say.’

Then what else should I do besides this..

Optimus fell into contemplation for a moment.

‘Should I ask?’

While pondering like that, the writing section caught his eye.

Since he had already created a nickname, Optimus wrote a post without much trouble, thinking he had nothing to lose.

[I’m bored as hell and have nothing to do, recommend something to do besides using my phone.]

Author: Gold Sun

I’m an alpha male with a decent face and body, moderately rich and capable.

Currently working at the hero association.

I’m getting tired of using my phone while constantly slacking off, is there anything good?

If there’s something fun, please recommend ㅈㅈ

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“This should do.”

Ding.

Sure enough, comments started appearing not long after he wrote the post.

Optimus responded to each of their words while writing comments.

ㅇㅇ: ㅋㅋㅋ A guy like that is doing community stuff at this hour?

↳ [Gold Sun]: Think of it as experiencing beta male lifeㅋㅋ

[Buy Expensive Helicopters]: Isn’t it work hours now if you’re at the hero association?

↳[Gold Sun]: ㅋㅋ That’s for the worker ant bastards. I’m a parachute so I don’t have to think about that.

↳ㅇㅇ: What a crazy guyㅋㅋ Boldly declaring he’s a freeloader ㅋㅋㅋ

Several more comments were posted after that, but they weren’t very substantial.

‘Hmm. What should I do.’

Just as Optimus was considering whether to draw more attention.

Ding.

A comment appeared.

[MK]: You said you’re from the association, right?

↳[Gold Sun]: Yeah, I’m a quite well-paid ability userㅋ

↳[MK]: Then wouldn’t activities outside the room be more fun than staying inside?

↳[Gold Sun]: For example?

↳[MK]: Hmm.. How about going to places like clubs or hunting bars to meet women? Since you’re capable and handsome too, it should be easy, right?

Polite speech rarely seen in the trash can (community).

The way he spoke politely while struggling seemed somewhat nerdy, but strangely captivating.

‘Should I try seducing women like he says?’

Optimus wrote down the thought that came to his head as it was.

↳[Gold Sun]: Should I try seducing women like you said? There are lots of pretty girls in the association too.

There were heroes that immediately came to mind when thinking of beauty.

Among them, the ones that stood out by far were Ice Queen and Phantom Luna.

He had tried hitting on them a few times before and got rejected, and now they’re strangely preoccupied with some villain guy, but Optimus hadn’t given up yet.

‘If once doesn’t work, try ten times, and if that doesn’t work either, keep trying until it does and they’ll fall for me someday.’

The first reason was that those two were too pretty to give up on,

and the second was his very groundless confidence in himself.

↳[MK]: Wouldn’t it be better to restrain yourself a bit within the association?

↳[Gold Sun]: Why? Is there a problem?

↳[MK]: I’ve worked in a company for a while, and rumors about those things spread quickly.

↳[Gold Sun]: It seems fine to me.

↳[MK]: It might be okay for now, but it could get annoying after a while. If you have someone backing you, it could cause trouble for them too.

Hmm.

Optimus pondered while stroking his chin at MK trying to dissuade him.

It would cause trouble if there’s someone backing him?

What MK is thinking of might be the line within the company, but it was different for him.

He had his parents as backing.

‘I’m already a parachute, I don’t want to get scolded by my parents for causing trouble.’

Optimus clicked his tongue once in disappointment, then replied to MK saying he understood.

Right, this is just entertainment anyway.

It seemed good to think of it as something to use and discard moderately.

“I really like this guy.”

So Optimus chatted with MK for a while.

About whether there’s anything else fun, or what he would do if he were in my position, and such.

His attitude of being polite while flattering just the right amount without going overboard was really to Optimus’s liking.

↳[MK]: Anyway, it seems that’s all I can tell you.

↳[Gold Sun]: Is that so? That’s a shame. It feels like you told me a lot, but I’m not sure if there’s anything that really clicks with me.

↳[MK]: Oh my.. Is that so? I thought I said quite a lot, how disappointing. At times like this, it would be nice to have an ability that could know the right answer or something.

“Huh? An ability to know the right answer?”

This is totally me?

Optimus finally realized.

That he had been doing quite a lot of foolish things until now.

“Ah geez..”

[Gold Sun]: Thanks. I’ll reward you if I see you next time.

Optimus, after closing the community, muttered curses under his breath.

To be honest, it can’t be seen as completely foolish behavior.

When activating the ability, it requires a large amount of mana, and the less detailed it is, the more vague the answer becomes.

As the amount of answers increases, it consumes additional mana, so in the end, it’s better in many ways to grasp one big direction.

‘In the end, I have to decide what to do for fun myself.. Ah, it’s troublesome. I’ll just meet women and drink.’

As thinking any further didn’t suit his temperament, Optimus finally decided to go hunting for women as MK had consistently recommended.

He activated his ability.

An ability that he normally doesn’t use often except when helping his parents or dealing with many people, as it consumes a lot of mana.

If the association president or my parents’ closest aides knew I used my ability, they’d probably be furious, but..

‘Well, what can I do.’

This is my ability and it’s up to me how to use it.

Anyway, the mana will recharge in three or four hours, and I can use it two or three more times in case of emergency, so I thought it would be fine.

Wooo-

The method of using his ability was simple.

Use the ability by offering mana as a price and.

‘I want to meet women. Women who are good for feeling fun and excitement, easy to seduce but pretty.’

Optimus throws out the question.

Woong-

Then the ability materializes like a hologram and tells him the ‘right answer’.

“What’s this? A map?”

And what the ability showed him this time was a location.

The hologram was pointing to a blinking red location.

“..Should I go check it out.”

It’s not far, and I have a car too.

Since it says something that can relieve my boredom is not far away, I wanted to go see just in case.

So after driving there, the place he finally found.

“..This is the place I’m looking for? It’s a cafe?”

I thought it would be some drug den, or at least a gloomy or dingy place, but a cafe with a surprisingly normal exterior was standing there.

‘My ability wouldn’t lie.’

Looking at the map in the hologram pointing exactly to this place and blinking rapidly, it seemed this was indeed the right place.

‘Well, nothing big will happen, right.’

Optimus opened the door with a half-doubting expression.

And a woman visible as soon as he entered.

“Oh my?”

“..Huh?”

“Are you.. a customer?”

There was a beautiful woman with a captivating impression.

Kang I-an’s cafe, empty as always.

In a space with only one customer, the sole customer, Ice Queen.. no, Seo Yoon-hee was glancing at him from time to time.

“Here’s your Double Mint Choco Deluxe Frappuccino.”

“Ah.. yes, thank you.”

At that moment, cafe owner Kang I-an approached her with a bright smile and handed over the drink.

Ice Queen, no. Seo Yoon-hee awkwardly thanked him and received the drink she ordered.

“Enjoy your drink.”

She looked meaningfully at Kang I-an as he turned away, with her eyes half-open.

And one conclusion she came to.

‘..He’s definitely suspicious.’

It was a thought she had while deliciously slurping her Double Mint Choco Deluxe Frappuccino she ordered.