Chapter 133: Ah, This is What You Call a “Date” [R-18]

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“Oh. H-Hey, you’re here?”

As soon as Yuuna spotted me in front of the station, she approached awkwardly, as if she were trying to act casual, like she was talking to one of her friends.

Yuuna, are you nervous because it’s a date?

I watched her stiff movements with an amused smile, and her cheeks grew redder and redder.

“Wh-What is it? Does my outfit look weird?”

Yuuna in casual clothes… was beautiful.

She wore short denim shorts and a linen cardigan, a lovely date outfit that was both daring and active, perfect for the warm spring weather.

“You’d look beautiful in anything, Yuuna.”

“You don’t think it’s embarrassing to be seen with me, do you…?”

……?

“Where did that come from? Did you catch some of Hena’s negativity?”

“…Ah, ahaha.”

“You’re beautiful. So beautiful.”

“Eek…”

I took Yuuna’s hand and kept telling her how beautiful she was.

Why would she say something like that? Embarrassing to be seen with her? Was that really something a girl this pretty should be saying to me?

…It was then.

“Wow, look at that guy. He’s so fucking handsome…”

“Are they filming something?”

“Oh my god…”

I realized the murmurs from the crowd weren’t directed at Yuuna.

I was just dressed casually—not quite my “dragging my slippers around” look, but a shirt with a light jacket over it.

I didn’t think I’d dressed up that much, but people were admiring me, even from a distance. Someone was even taking a picture.

It wasn’t that Yuuna’s confidence had suddenly plummeted.

It was that (New) Sang-hyeok was so ridiculously handsome that even a girl as pretty as Yuuna, dressed in the perfect date outfit, would feel insecure in front of him.

The realization made me happy, but also a little embarrassed…

I thought I’d gotten used to this handsome life, but apparently not.

“Let’s hold hands and walk.”

Squeeze.

I grasped Yuuna’s hand.

“Ah… Hah…”

Her breathing hitched.

Just from holding her hand, her face turned red as a tomato.

“We’ve kissed and stuff in dungeons. Why are you getting so flustered over this?”

“…In front of other people, like this…”

“That’s the point. It’s because we’re in front of other people.”

Squeeze.

I smiled as I pulled Yuuna closer to my side.

“How about we walk around and show everyone that I’m your boyfriend?”

Yuuna’s eyes were already starting to glaze over.

“I’d love that…”

And I, too, wanted to make all the other guys jealous, being on a date with such a beautiful girlfriend on this sunny day.

We walked down the street, drawing stares.

It was cute how Yuuna’s hand grew warmer and softer.

“I think my hand is getting sweaty… Y-You can let go if you don’t like it!”

“Just hold on.”

Yuuna clung to my arm.

“Okay. I’ll stick close.”

A wonderful scent wafted from her. It wasn’t perfume; it seemed to be the smell of her shampoo.

“You can link your arm with mine, you know.”

“…Really? Can I…? It’s like I’d be advertising to the world that the handsome Sang-hyeok is my boyfriend.”

“Exactly. I’m saying you can.”

“……”

Yuuna linked her arm through mine.

I felt a surge of happiness and smiled along with her.

Ah, just walking like this feels good. Having a beautiful academy girlfriend is the best.

My head felt like it was turning to mush.

In the midst of that happiness, time suddenly seemed to stop.

“Hmph.”

En-chan appeared before me like a ghost.

“Hey. Why are you interrupting our date?”

“You’re dating a girl in a wholesome way, without using threats, drugs, or your powers?”

“Ah. This is what’s known as a ‘date’.”

“Hmph. The only dates in Ona-aka are pussy dates.”

Stomping her feet, En-chan made it clear something was bothering her.

The world seemed so beautiful to me that even her tantrum felt lovely.

“Ah. Let me guess what you’re about to say.”

“…What.”

“You want me to grab Yuuna right now and have some perverted pussy sex, right?”

“You have to make her do a naked dogeza and declare her submission, too!”

Why would I make my girlfriend submit to me?

“You should be having perverted sex every chance you get, Sang-hyeok-nim!”

“Yeah, no. We’re going on a date.”

“You’re happy with just linking arms? All you get is the pleasure of her breasts touching you. Pussy sex is the best!”

“…Hey! What do you mean, ‘just’ linking arms? You shouldn’t think like that.”

I patted the approaching En-chan on the head as if to soothe her.

“I’m walking down the street, arm in arm, with the girl I love.”

“But only your chests are touching. Hurry up and get to the pussy smashing~~ Hurry~”

“You just don’t get it. This sweet feeling is what’s so good.”

Even if she glared at me like a niece throwing a tantrum at the supermarket, not even Dihrit could make me angry right now.

“Alright. Let’s turn time back on, shall we?”

“Fine! I’ll watch and see just what this ‘date’ thing is all about!”

“Oh, really? Go ahead. Watch all you want.”

If I could teach this perverted goddess about the joys of pure love, I didn’t mind her watching our date.

She was the same goddess who spied on me when I had sex and gave me approval stacks anyway, so I wasn’t concerned about privacy.

Watch if you want.

As soon as time resumed, I kissed Yuuna on the cheek.

Mwah.

Yuuna jumped in surprise at the sudden skinship.

“Wh-Wh-What was that…!”

“Because you’re pretty.”

“……”

Yuuna’s hand grew even sweatier.

“Should we rest on that bench for a bit?”

“O-Okay.”

I lay down on a park bench and rested my head on Yuuna’s lap.

A lap pillow. So smooth.

Though flustered, Yuuna neatly brought her thighs together to support my head.

“Let me use your lap as a pillow.”

“You’re already using it!?”

Inhale. Exhale.

Ah, my girlfriend’s soft thighs are the best…

I even turned onto my stomach, nuzzling against her and taking in her scent.

It was a rather perverted form of skinship, but Yuuna seemed engrossed in the fun of gently touching my ears, hair, and face with her hands.

“What? Am I handsome?”

“You are.”

When I grinned, showing my teeth, Yuuna kissed my cheek in return.

“…Oh.”

“Th-That’s the fee! The fee for the lap pillow.”

“No kiss on the lips?”

I closed my eyes and puckered my lips. “Mmmm~”

“Mwah…”

Yuuna leaned down and gave my lips a peck.

[En-chan’s DENIED +99999999999]

The goddess, unable to stand the sweet mood, had started her childish pranks.

I shot up and opened my status window.

There was no such thing as a DENIED stack.

She’s just trying to scare me…

“Sang-hyeok?”

“It’s nothing. I’m just gonna lie back down.”

Ah, Yuuna’s soft thighs are the best…

I buried my face against her lower belly as if charging forward and nuzzled her again.

Yuuna treated me like a baby, stroking my head and running her fingers through my hair to scratch my scalp.

“Let me give you a massage…♡”

“Mmm… Hooo…”

This feels so good…

Good enough that I wanted to teach this goddess, who only knows the pleasure of perverted sex, about this kind of peace.

“I love you, Yuuna.”

“Ngh…”

“Aren’t you going to say you love me back?”

“I… love you… Sang-hyeok…”

That’s right.

A pleasant breeze blew by…

“Ah, what did you do with the magical beast steel?”

Yuuna spoke as she continued to stroke my scalp.

“I had a sword made with it. I’m a dual-wielder now.”

“Dual-wielding?”

As someone who loved all sorts of games, the first thing that came to mind was a negative image of being all for show, with no real substance.

“My girlfriend is a dual-wielder.”

“What? You don’t like it? It’s cool.”

“The diligent class president, Yuuna, a dual-wielder.”

“Does dual-wielding have a delinquent image?!”

Just kidding…

After checking to see if anyone was watching, I playfully squeezed Yuuna’s breast and grinned.

“Ngh…”

“I like dual-wielding. I was just kidding. You have a pair of breasts, don’t you?”

“……”

“Maybe I should try dual-wielding too.”

Grope, grope.

I grabbed both of Yuuna’s breasts and was kneading them when—

“Hey. Stop that!”

Smack!

She scolded me for my naughty hands.

I guess it wasn’t the kind of skinship you should be doing outside in broad daylight.

“You messed up my bra… Geez…”

“My bad.”

“How did I end up falling for a pervert like you?”

“Because I’m handsome?”

“……”

It seemed she couldn’t really deny it.

This life, I’m going to live comfortably, seducing women with my handsome face and being all lovey-dovey with them.

My girlfriend’s lap is the best.

“Hooo…”

As I was enjoying Yuuna’s scalp massage, I dozed off.

When I opened my eyes with a start, realizing what had happened…

About an hour had passed.

I woke up, surprised to find that I had even been drooling in my sleep, and Yuuna greeted me with a beautiful smile.

“Sleep well?”

“…Ah, ahem.”

Yuuna took out a tissue and wiped the drool from my mouth.

“You were sleeping so soundly you were even drooling, huh~?”

“I haven’t been sleeping well lately…”

Ah, I shouldn’t have said that!

“You haven’t been sleeping well? Why?”

Yuuna whispered in a small voice, as if she already knew everything.

“Was Brigid’s pussy that good?”

“……”

I must have been talking in my sleep. Dammit!

It was bad enough that I fell asleep while on a date with my girlfriend, but I was talking about another girl’s pussy?

“Hmph. So you liked your junior’s pussy that much. Enough to mutter about it in your sleep.”

This was the result of having sex for two straight days without any sleep.

“Yuuna…”

“Are you bored with me?”

“No… It’s because I was so comfortable…”

I quickly sat up and hugged Yuuna.

“Your legs must be sore, right?”

“There are a lot of pretty girls with big breasts around you, Sang-hyeok. My breasts aren’t that big…” Yuuna muttered in my arms.

“Do you regret dating me?”

“……”

Regret it? No way.

I slowly faced Yuuna and brushed her brown hair back with my hand.

She didn’t even get mad that I was messing up her hair.

Yuuna looked up at me with her blue eyes.

“There’s no girlfriend as special as you, Yuuna.”

“…You have Hena.”

“She’s my first girlfriend. She’s incredibly special in that she was the first.”

I had no intention of denying Hena’s specialness.

She was my first, her breasts were on Serena’s level, her face was pretty…

And anyway, she was really good at ‘receiving,’ so my dick never got a break.

However. Yuuna might be even more special than that.

“I love you because you’re my second, the one who helped me create my harem.”

“Harem…”

“I couldn’t have started it without you. The others just came and sat comfortably in the nest that you worked so hard to build.”

“Hmph. The beginning is always the hardest.”

For example, it’s not that hard for a guy with ten girlfriends to start dating twenty. The system for dating multiple people is already established.

He just has to find the partners.

The fact that he already has ten girlfriends means all the other hurdles have been cleared.

The hard part is when you only have one girlfriend.

When everyone thinks you should only date ‘one person.’

“The harem that you and Hena created for me is a truly great gift.”

“That’s true. Hena and I were the godmothers of your harem.”

“Of course. You’re my founding wives.”

Yuuna’s expression finally brightened.

“How were they? While I was gone, were they making you feel good?”

“Yeah. They were great. Hilaria and Brigid, especially. Their breasts are big and soft. And they’re super tight inside.”

“You have to filter out the weird ones, okay? Only the girls who can make you happy.”

“Of course.”

I was confident I could stick to that!

In fact, I’d already turned down another first-year who had appealed to me so fervently she’d even kissed my dick.

“Geez. You have such a cute girlfriend right here, and you still like doing it with other women that much~?”

“I do…”

“You cheater.”

It was true, so it didn’t hurt.

Yuuna whispered softly while nestled in my arms.

“But still… I like you…”

“I like you too.”

Peck, peck.

Since we were on a park bench where we couldn’t openly stick our tongues down each other’s throats, we had to be content with looking at each other and exchanging small pecks, like birds pecking at feed.

“But you can’t look at any other guys, Yuuna.”

“…Here.”

Yuuna held out her phone.

It wasn’t even password-protected.

“Why the phone? So suddenly.”

“This is what I wanted to show you.”

Ah, the thing she wanted to show me?

When she asked me on a date, she said she had something to show me, right?

“What is it?”

I opened the phone and saw…

Yuuna’s Dunsta follower list.

“Check it! I unfollowed every single guy.”

“……”

No way…

For her boyfriend who was building a harem and creampieing other girls, she made it so that I was the only man she knew?!

“Yuuna…”

“You don’t really like girls who are active on social media, do you, Sang-hyeok?”

“……”

How did she know that?

Seeing me at a loss for words, Yuuna scrolled through the follower list herself.

“See? No guys I’m following back.”

“You don’t have any guy friends?”

“You meet people while working as a Hunter, but I got rid of them all.”

“You didn’t have to… go this far. It’s not like I’m some obsessive guy.”

Yuuna smiled as if she knew exactly what I was thinking.

“You can say that, but I see you smiling. Huh? Kim Sang-hyeok~?”

“……”

I’d never even told her why I disliked girls who were active on social media, but Yuuna knew exactly.

Women know their boyfriends don’t like them having guy friends.

They just don’t cut them off, citing social life or networking as reasons.

Then, even if the girl has no interest, she ends up receiving endless advances from guys who want to get with her at least once.

I hated that whole situation.

Even though I myself was building a harem, I wanted to monopolize my women.

My conscience pricked me, so I couldn’t say it out loud, but…

“This is what you wanted from your girlfriend, right?”

If Hena had only had eyes for me since we were childhood friends, Yuuna was actively becoming a girlfriend who only had eyes for me.

That was the difference between the two.

“…Honestly, I’m happy.”

“You can check my phone anytime without warning. Whenever you want.”

“Just knowing how you feel is enough. I’m not going to monitor you like that…”

I handed the phone back to Yuuna.

“Because I know you only have me.”

“…So confident, are you? How can you be so sure?”

“I think I just received a confession to that effect, didn’t I?”

“Ngh…!”

Yuuna’s cheeks flushed.

“That’s right… Fine! I only have you. So what! If you dump me, I’ll cry my eyes out and curse you!”

Peck, peck♡

I kept kissing the cute Yuuna until I could feel the stares from people around us, and we fled the park.

“We kissed too much…! Idiot, idiot!”

“But you liked it, right?”

Yuuna couldn’t deny it. She just squeezed my hand tightly.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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