Chapter 13

Chapter 13

I Installed a Dating App and Girls from Another World Became Obsessed with Me.

Episode 13: Magic Tower.

After sending the downstairs neighbor away, who I had roughly appeased, I decided to learn more about the skill ‘Weakness Detection.’

I wasn’t worried about how to use it.

As soon as I acquired the skill, the usage of the skill was established as one of the pieces of knowledge in my head as if I had known it from the beginning.

I went to the mirror.

“Weakness Detection.”

As soon as I used the skill, sparkling effects appeared all over my body in the mirror.

The effects sparkled the brightest at my head and heart. The other places also shined, but not as brightly as those two places.

“It would be better to use this on magical beasts than on people.”

Human weaknesses were all similar, but magical beasts often had unexpected weaknesses, so I could use Weakness Detection effectively.

If I worked as a mage and hunted magical beasts, I could make a decent living.

Just thinking about it made a smile automatically appear on my face.

“Now, all that’s left is the Golden Random Box.”

Even as I said that, I couldn’t help but smile.

It couldn’t be helped, the Beginner Equipment Set and Skill Acquisition Ticket alone were far more generous than I imagined.

It was not just a regular random box, but a Golden Random Box.

“Oh, what if I get something like a unique grade? That would be too much.”

At the moment when my expectations were breaking through the graph and heading to Mars, I opened the random box.

[Would you like to open the Golden Random Box?]

[Y/N]

[Y]

[Opening…]

[TIP. Anything can come out of a random box]

I waited for the box to open while looking at the tip that wasn’t even a tip.

[Golden Random Box has been opened]

In real-time, it didn’t even take 5 seconds, but it felt like 10 minutes had passed.

Oh, come to think of it, did the time I spent in that world also apply to Earth?

While I was distracted by a sudden thought.

[Ta-da!]

[‘Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket’ has been obtained]

[Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket]

[Grade: ??]

[You can randomly obtain one of the products currently registered in the shop. The grade of the obtained product increases randomly]

[Time remaining: 02:59]

“…What?”

My head started to get complicated with something that was neither a miss nor a hit.

[Time remaining: 02:13]

“Wait, wait… let’s think about this…”

What came out of the Golden Random Box was an exchange ticket that allows you to randomly obtain one of the items registered in the shop.

It was a bit disappointing that it’s not a selection ticket, but the fact that the product’s grade increased made up for the disappointment.

However, the problem was that all the items currently in the shop were mediocre low-grade items.

“Ha… the shop won’t be updated within 2 minutes, will it…?”

It could be. It was just that the probability was extremely low.

But what if it didn’t? It would be like throwing away an exchange ticket.

“…But it’s not like there’s nothing to exchange it for.”

The current items in the shop were Iron Sword 200 coins, Basic Alchemy Package 500 coins, Basic Swordsmanship Book 550 coins, Lowest Grade Stamina Potion 600 coins, Lowest Grade Mana Potion 600 coins, Top Actress Random Cunnilingus Ticket 800 coins, Mystery Pill 850 coins, Strength Enhancement Potion 920 coins, and finally, Forbidden Magic Book 1,000 coins.

To be honest, everything was fine except for the Iron Sword and the Cunnilingus Ticket.

It would be perfect if I got the Forbidden Magic Book.

“God, Buddha, Jesus, Allah, Virgin Mary, Heavenly Spirits, please please please…!!”

[Would you like to use the Shop Item Random Exchange Ticket?]

[Y/N]

[Y]

“Let’s goooooo!!!!”

Flash!

A new screen appeared with a white beam of light.

[Thank you for purchasing the ‘Top Actress Random Cunnilingus Ticket’]

“Damn it!!!!!!”

The world was trying to screw me over.

Bang, bang, bang!

-Hey!! I told you to be quiet earlier, didn’t I?! Do you know what time it is?!

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Thump-

After a round of fighting with the downstairs neighbor, I trudged back home and threw myself on the bed.

“…The world can’t do this to me.”

A Top Actress Random Cunnilingus Ticket in this world, how was I supposed to use a landmine item that could give me an old lady…

“…By the way, what time is it now?”

I was so out of my mind that I didn’t see it, but it was around 8 o’clock when I matched with Iris.

I spent about half a day and 30-40 minutes more there, so… it must be almost 3 o’clock in the morning, right?

I could understand why the neighbor was angry.

Just when I was wondering if I should apologize later, I looked at the phone screen and couldn’t believe my eyes.

[20:47]

“Is my phone… broken?”

It was not like the date had changed.

It was just the same.

When I traced back my memory, it seemed like it was almost 9 o’clock…

If my memory was correct, it meant that almost no time had passed on Earth while I was meeting Iris.

“…This is really unbelievable.”

This was not an onion, but something kept coming out no matter how much I peeled it.

Of course, there was nothing bad for me, so I had no complaints.

The only minor problem was that while everyone else was standing still, my lifespan was still flowing? But increasing lifespan was a problem that could be solved to some extent by increasing the level of a mage or taking expensive elixirs.

Besides, it didn’t seem like the shop of this fraudulent app wouldn’t have items that increase user lifespan.

In other words, it meant that I could use the app without any worries.

“I suddenly feel better.”

I felt disgusted because I got that shitty cunnilingus ticket, but now I feel a bit better.

They said they would increase the grade of the cunnilingus ticket, so should I read the description?

You never know, it might be upgraded to a selection ticket instead of a random one.

With a cautious heart, I opened the inventory.

Knowing its place, I carefully pressed the cunnilingus ticket that was shoved into a corner.

[Celebrity Insertion Selection Ticket]

[Grade: Epic]

[You can choose either the vagina or anus of your desired celebrity and enjoy it as you wish. When using the selection ticket, the corresponding body part of the actress is summoned to be visible only to the user, and the sensation is connected to the actress herself. ※Even if you ejaculate inside, there is no worry of pregnancy, so feel free to ejaculate.]

The moment I saw the item description, one thing came to my mind.

Wasn’t this just a wireless connected onahole?

“It’s good, but…”

Even though it was the second time, it was a bit disappointing that an epic-grade item was not for combat or financial help, but for sexual gratification.

To be honest, being able to fuck and cum in the vagina of my desired celebrity was definitely attractive to men.

However, after seeing Iris, there wasn’t a celebrity that particularly appealed to me.

Thinking about the time when I was rubbing Iris’s huge breasts and kissing her sticky like a porn actress, and then thinking about the actresses or idols I usually saw on TV… honestly, I couldn’t help but think they were lacking in many ways.

“Should I save it for now?”

I was thinking of saving it until I found a woman I liked later.

However, it seemed that while equipment could be stored outside, the insertion ticket could not be stored outside the inventory.

There might come a time when I have to use it while crying and eating mustard if the 10-slot inventory becomes insufficient.

Until then, I had to diligently make a list of candidates.

‘Should I do something like an ideal type world cup?’

If I gathered all the female celebrities, it would be a 512-round tournament, anyway.

“Let’s sleep for now. I’m so tired.”

I felt a sudden rush of sleep, probably because I had done everything I could do.

Considering that I had been teaching Iris in that world for half a day without resting, it was only natural.

“Tomorrow I’ll go to the Magic Tower… and apply for school withdrawal…”

It seemed like it was going to be the busiest day of my life.

Magic Towers were located in the capitals of developed countries around the world.

There were some in developing countries, but they were not highly rated because their level was not very high.

The name of the Magic Tower located in Seoul, the capital of South Korea, was the Gray Magic Tower, and a 7th circle mage was the tower master.

I didn’t know why the Magic Tower in Korea was called the Gray Magic Tower, but the most likely hypothesis was that it was built according to the tower master’s taste or magical inclination, rather than being built according to the country’s characteristics.

Of course, the exterior of the Magic Tower was somewhat different from gray.

As if it was true that they had a lot of money, it was much more sophisticated and larger than a landmark built by a large corporation.

I heard that they raked in money from every business they did, probably because they were an association of irreplaceable manpower, mages, but I didn’t know it would be this much.

To be affiliated with such a Magic Tower as more than an employee, you had to meet at least one of the following conditions.

One, be a mage.

One, be recognized for talent by a mage certified by the Magic Tower.

One, pass the Magic Tower Master’s test.

There were these three.

And I was planning to be affiliated with the Magic Tower by meeting the very first condition.

Ding-dong-

“Customer number 213.”

“Yes.”

Seoul Magic Tower branch, Gray Magic Tower.

The first-floor lobby of this place, which consisted of 110 floors above ground and 10 floors below ground, was always crowded.

Hunters who came to find mages as party members, executives of small and medium-sized enterprises who came to ask for help in developing new products, and various other people came here to request and asked for help from mages in various fields.

“Thank you for visiting our Gray Magic Tower. What brings you here today?”

Her name, who was in charge of window number 2 on the first-floor lobby of the Gray Magic Tower, was Kim Hye-rin, 27 years old.

Although she wasn’t a mage, she graduated from Korea University with a degree in business administration and was lucky enough to get a job at the Magic Tower, which many job seekers called their dream job, a year ago.

Her job was to handle civil complaints.

In general, it was a job that many office workers avoided, but the civil complaint handling at the Magic Tower was on a different level.

Since there were more than a few people who went to the hospital after acting rudely at the Magic Tower, most of the complainants were kind.

The work was just a lot to memorize, but most of it wasn’t difficult.

Besides, the benefits and salary were comparable to those of large corporations, so she often thought that this might be the dream job.

However, as expected, it wasn’t that there were no strange people in civil complaint handling.

“I came to register as a mage.”

“…Yes?”

“Oh, right. I’m also going to enroll in the Magic Tower. Do you have an application form or something?”

The female employee doubted her ears.

What was this person saying?

Mage registration? Magic Tower enrollment?

‘He looks like he’s in his early 20s… is he sick somewhere?’

It was not that there are no people who wanted to register as mages. Among the third-generation chaebols, there are those who take private lessons and luckily become mages.

However, such people would never register at this general window.

Most of them were processed electronically on the upper floors or registered after separate interviews with the Magic Tower professors.

“Excuse me, customer? I’m telling you this because you look young, but you shouldn’t joke around at the Magic Tower. Last time, a complaint was filed against a customer who couldn’t control his anger and went wild…”

Whirr-

The moment she tried to send him away as nicely as possible, thinking of her younger brother.

“Is this enough to believe?”

She saw flames rising from the man’s palm.

“…I’ll bring the person in charge.”