Chapter 120: Cat Fight [R-18]

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A little while before I faced Yuuna, as we were passing through a palace corridor, Isolde asked me.

“By the way, do you know her?”

“Hm?”

“That person, Nakamori Yuuna. She’s my seonbae, right?”

“She’s my girlfriend.”

At that, stupid jokes like “The whole world is Kim Sang-hyeok’s girlfriend” flooded the viewer chat.

“Then what do we do? Are we going to fight your girlfriend, Seonbae?”

“We’ll have to talk to her first.”

“And if that doesn’t work?”

I hadn’t really thought about it that deeply.

I’d rushed all the way here following the goal set by the exchange event, but it suddenly occurred to me that the situation had gotten weirdly twisted.

The final boss is Yuuna?

And I’m supposed to side with my new girlfriend and fight Yuuna?

Who the hell set this up?

It couldn’t have been En-chan. She’d want me to turn everyone into an Onahole equally.

Coincidence is always the trickiest bastard.

“Do we… have to fight Yuuna…?” Hena asked reluctantly.

“I don’t want to either, but….”

If you were to ask what kind of person my girlfriend Nakamori Yuuna is, she’s the type whose honest nature would hate it if we let her win or threw the match.

“She’s the type to get angry if we half-ass it just because things turned out this way. That’s Yuuna for you.”

“Probably….”

“Then we have to do it.”

And then we can go home.

If this is a structure where a winner and a loser must be decided, then we have no choice but to do our best.

We soon entered the audience chamber, with its floor of clean marble.

For the first time, we faced Yuuna, who stood with her back to the throne.

I’d only not seen her for a few days, but Yuuna felt unfamiliar.

Is it because of the queen costume?

It was an H-line minidress that clung tightly around her hips. The chest was a deep V-neck, and the sexy black costume blatantly revealed the lines of her waist.

“…She’s pretty.”

Yuuna was so pretty that Isolde’s reaction felt like half jealousy and half admiration.

The cheat code known as “plain-looking.”

In an eroge, the “plain” tag is living proof that a character’s physical specs are actually insane.

Yuuna’s pretty, blue eyes found me.

But the moment the charismatic empress saw me, her eyes went wide.

“Kim Sang-hyeok?”

“It’s me.”

Yuuna seemed surprised.

Placing a hand over her cleavage, Yuuna took a deep breath and asked again.

“The leader of the rebels is… Kim Sang-hyeok?”

“…Surprised?”

A look of deep emotion filled Yuuna’s face.

“Of course I’m surprised! I believed you’d survive, but to think you’d fight your way through all those formidable prospects… I’m so moved.”

Ah, damn…

Yuuna was so lovely, unable to hide her happiness and revealing it all.

We had completely broken character from our role-play.

“It would’ve been great if we were on the same side.”

“I know, right…? Do you have any idea how much I missed you? Hena! You’re here too, good. Are you hurt anywhere?”

“Yeah!”

She strode confidently toward the center of the audience chamber.

What do I do now? Should I ask Yuuna to step down?

I had a feeling something was off.

“Wait. Don’t come any closer.”

Just as I expected, Yuuna placed a hand on her hip and drew a line.

“Who’s that next to you?”

“Isolde. She’s a first-year junior. We’ve been together ever since our squad got split up.”

“Is that so?”

“Hello, Yuuna-seonbae.”

Isolde bowed her head.

“My name is Isolde, Sang-hyeok-seonbae’s fourth girlfriend.”

“…Fourth?”

Yuuna was still smiling, but I could feel the atmosphere change.

“Does that mean there’s a third one, too?”

“Haha….”

I’m in deep shit.

I could only give an awkward laugh.

There’s a fifth and a sixth, too, you know?

“I see. So Sang-hyeok has been having fun? While I was having sleepless nights, desperately searching for you because I missed you so much….”

“Calm down, Yuuna. My journey to you wasn’t exactly smooth either.”

Hena’s face turned pale.

“Yuuna’s definitely mad….”

“…Is this my fault?”

“It was just an unavoidable final boss battle.”

Yuuna raised the queen’s scepter high and pointed it at us.

“Soldiers, hear me! Capture the rebels and make them kneel before me!”

“Yes, ma’am!!”

Oh, my god!

As if to surround us in the center, imperial soldiers poured in from all directions.

“You want to put that cute girl named Isolde on the throne, don’t you? Let’s see if she’s worthy!”

“Haha.”

Yuuna’s getting into it.

We both know this isn’t a situation where we can ask the other to go easy.

I took a long breath and drew my shotgun.

“Prepare for battle. We’re crowning the True Queen Isolde here and now.”

“R-Right!”

“Ah, just a moment, Seonbae.”

Isolde firmly linked her arm with mine, pressing her breasts against me.

Nuzzle, nuzzle.

“…Did you get a mission?”

“Yes. ‘Act cute with my breasts in front of Seonbae’… I’m so grateful!”

Yuuna was staring at us, dumbfounded.

“…Are you live-streaming right now?”

“This is my talent, Yuuna-seonbae.”

“Are you flaunting how lovey-dovey you are with Sang-hyeok in front of me?”

Chu.

Isolde made me bend down, then stood on her tiptoes and gave me an unscheduled peck on the cheek.

“Thank you for bringing me this far♡ I totally love my capable Seonbae♡”

“…Yeah, I love you too, Sol-ah.”

At that, Sol beamed.

“I’ve decided.”

Isolde immediately gripped her weapon and said.

“When I become queen, I’ll marry you, have at least eight children, and live happily ever after.”

…This is just an act, right? Sol-ah?

“You’re pretty bold, aren’t you, junior? How much do you even know about Sang-hyeok? Do you know him better than… than I do?”

Yuuna. Your queenly dignity is wavering…

She looked like she was losing her mind at the thought of me being stolen away. Even that was kind of cute.

“Well, I did embrace everything of Sang-hyeok-seonbae inside me last night. Wouldn’t you say that’s knowing him pretty well?”

The viewer chat exploded.

– Is that something an idol should be saying? lololol
– Why is this so entertaining?
– I feel so bad for the queen over there lololol

“Do you know him well, Yuuna-seonbae?”

Unwilling to lose, Yuuna shouted, her cheeks flushing red.

“I, I… haven’t yet! But I can wear this queen costume and let you do it from behind!”

“What?!”

“Why are you reacting so strongly, Seonbae?”

Isolde poked me in the side, but I couldn’t help but think, Should I betray the rebels?

“…I decided to give both my front and back virginity to Sang-hyeok!!”

Oh. Ooooh.

I was wondering why the path here was so rough, and I guess it was all so I could see this side of Yuuna!

“Attack! Bring Sang-hyeok to me with all his limbs intact!”

“It is Her Majesty the Queen’s command. Attack!”

[Tactical Shooting]

I immediately drew my Glock and planted bullets in the heads of the approaching imperial soldiers, then followed up by spraying 12-gauge lead shot from my Benelli, pushing the enemies back.

Hena and Isolde covered the directions I couldn’t shoot, engaging the countless imperial soldiers swarming them.

Isolde, dual-wielding her NTR weapons, had combat power greater than my own.

“Hmph!”

Slashing with her sword, reaping with her scythe… She then released the harvested energy, blasting away dozens of imperial soldiers.

[You have leveled up.]
[You have leveled up.]

The numbers were truly staggering.

[Mass Kill Pt +30]
[50-Kill Streak Pt +25]
[Elite Hunter Pt +18]

I was racking up a lot of points, but it was still a touch-and-go situation where I’d be devoured the moment I let my guard down….

“Today’s content is cutting down one hundred imperial soldiers!”

Like Sarika before her, Isolde, having awakened her talent even further in the final stretch, pushed forward relentlessly.

Her combat power was so immense that Hena and I were naturally forced into support roles.

She had the composure to stream while cutting down every imperial warrior that rushed her.

Her masterpiece, the smartphone, sprouted wings and circled in the air, filming Sol from the optimal angle.

“Hena! Cover Isolde!”

“Okay!”

I focused my efforts on clearing out the enemies trying to flank the possessed-looking Isolde to support her.

Just then, Yuuna drew her sword and joined the fray!

Hah.

The true queen and the original queen are fighting! What do I do?!

It was a stimulating development plot-wise, but I couldn’t just stand by and watch my girlfriends fight each other.

But regardless of how I felt, Yuuna had already clashed with Isolde.

“Ugh…! Everyone, the person named Yuuna, Seonbae’s original girlfriend, has jumped in. Shall we see how this plays out?”

“You hit pretty hard for a first-year. But don’t you think it’s a bit wrong to be selling your smiles to other men when you have a boyfriend named Sang-hyeok?”

“…”

Flinch.

Isolde’s expression stiffened.

“…Seonbae understood me, even with my vulgar talent. You don’t like Sang-hyeok-seonbae’s powers, do you, Yuuna-seonbae?”

“How could that be true?”

“Really? You never once hated them?”

…Our first meeting. I remembered how she couldn’t stand the “Personality Jellies,” finding them disgusting.

Yuuna, as if struck by a guilty conscience, pushed Isolde back with her sword and panted angrily.

“I-It’s fine now! They’re not that disgusting!”

“Isn’t true love about being able to embrace even flaws like that without showing any dislike, Seonbae?”

“…You won’t back down an inch, will you? Let’s see if our little junior can properly protect Sang-hyeok.”

“Yes. I can. Because everyone donated.”

Aah, please!! Don’t fight so seriously, you two.

I watched from behind, my heart pounding with anxiety.

“Haaah!”

“Hup…!!”

As Isolde and Yuuna’s close-quarters combat intensified, the imperial soldiers couldn’t get near them and were pushed back toward me.

This created an even more awkward situation for me to intervene in.

The AI of these imperial soldiers was focused on protecting the queen, so surrounding and suppressing Yuuna was extremely difficult.

[Fighting in the 「Queen’s Room」…]

Yuuna swung Yukihime and literally split the large NTR scythe in two.

But Isolde didn’t back down, using the magic released from the scythe to blow Yuuna away.

“Kuh!”

Yuuna quickly righted her posture, but she was slowly being pushed back by Isolde, who was pressing her advantage.

“I’ll be the one to win today, Yuuna-seonbae!”

“No, I won’t yield!”

However, Yuuna’s sword skills were superior to begin with.

She began to push back against the momentum-filled Isolde, then shattered the NTR sword and pointed the tip of her blade at Sol.

“It’s good to have a variety of weapons. But you shouldn’t have thought you could beat me with a sword, junior!”

“This is as far as I need to go. Because Seonbae will do the rest…!”

No, don’t do that. I’m not going to have a serious battle with Yuuna!

[Understanding the target’s movements with 「Mask of Malice」]

Yuuna swung her sword as if to tell me not to come closer.

“Have you been having fun without me all this time, Kim Sang-hyeok?!”

“The fact that you weren’t here wasn’t fun.”

I put away my pistol, strode over, and hugged Yuuna.

“Ah!?”

“It’s good to see you like this.”

“…”

Yuuna dropped her sword and fell into my arms.

“Hmph… I was upset….”

“I know, I know. Let’s go home now… We have a date to go on, right?”

“Yeah. Sang-hyeok-ah.”

Pat, pat.

We had defeated all the imperial soldiers, and all that was left was to go home. It was then that it happened.

The wall of the Queen’s Room came crashing down, and someone shot toward us like an arrow.

“Kyaa! Sang-hyeok-ah!”

I felt Yuuna slip from my arms and was completely bewildered.

When I came to my senses, the opponent had snatched Yuuna from me, placed her on the throne, and was now looking down at us.

“Quintia….”

Quintia. The Sword Saint’s daughter.

She was a formidable enemy I should never have met, with a market value of 100 million Coins.

[Assessing Onahole Aptitude]

Me, bravely assessing her Onahole aptitude even in a situation like this—I deserve a pat on the back.

I’m definitely not doing this just to be funny.

[Quintia]
[Conquest Difficulty – ~~SSS~~ None][Onahole Aptitude: F-Rank]
[Prerequisite Quest 1 – SS (None)]
[Prerequisite Quest 2 – SS (None)]
[Virgin][Underwear – Plain white underwear set]
[Onahole Trait (★) – None]
[Daughter of the Sword Saint Justia, who was an SS-rank Hunter and S-rank Hero. She has received sex education, but the very idea that she herself could do lewd things with a man does not exist for her, and her concept of sexual release is extremely faint.
Probably the heroine with the lowest Onahole aptitude. As the daughter of the world-toppling beauty, the Sword Saint, she is incredibly beautiful, but her body is slender, somewhat ephemeral, and even gives off a frail impression.]

A cold sweat ran down my back.

…This was the first time I’d ever seen such a bizarre Onastatus

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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