Chapter 12: Large scale launch (2)

I don’t know if I was waiting and waiting…

But even if I wasn’t, the Lunavis fans definitely were for this debut day.

Amidst immense interest, our debut began.

[Eterna’s first member, Kazahana Rio!]

[Eterna’s second member, Sirasaki Noa~.]

[Eterna’s third member, the Shrine Maiden of Cherry Blossoms! Hanami Yuu appears!]

And I watched it all.

My colleagues, successfully completing their debuts, even if they showed a bit of inexperience in front of over ten thousand viewers.

Even that introverted Rio was the first one up…

And perhaps because she wasn’t a rookie for nothing, her hosting was really smooth.

No, I mean, she didn’t stumble over her words at all.

Still, I was a little worried.

But they’re all doing well.

…Making the next person nervous, just like that.

‘…Ugh.’

Realizing it was my turn, I suddenly felt overwhelmed.

More importantly, why am I last?

Would it kill them to just stick me in the middle somewhere?

Is it okay to dump this on a complete newbie?

This feels somewhat unfair.

‘…Well, does it matter?’

That thought was fleeting.

Before I missed the tempo, I quickly started the broadcast.

In the first place, my life hadn’t offered many choices.

I had no intention of throwing a tantrum now over something as trivial as the order.

…Besides, I’m working right now, aren’t I?

– Is it up? Is it up? Is it up? Is it up? Is it up?

– Open the doorrrrr

– Reina! Reina! Reina! Reina! Reina! Reina!

– Only if I see you can I sleepOnly if I see you can I sleepOnly if I see you can I sleepOnly if I see you can I sleep

– Open the door!!!!

Just a moment ago, Yuu’s broadcast ended.

And because all the viewers flooded in, the chat became so fast it was impossible to read.

…But without panicking, I slowly checked the settings first.

Broadcast screen, check, it’s the waiting screen.

Virtual model, recognized well, check.

…Nervous, a little, check.

“…Hoo.”

…My heart is pounding a bit, but it’s okay.

This isn’t so much a fear of failure…

As it is a kind of exhilaration, awakening myself.

There’s no possibility of messing up.

I’ve run simulations countless times, and I’m familiar with the precautions.

Above all… if I stumble alone, it’ll be a source of ridicule for ages.

…That, at least, absolutely cannot happen.

However, the choice of debut song…

It’s so different in color from the others.

That bothers me a bit.

But still, the CEO said it was okay… so it should be fine, right?

– Click.

Now that my mind was settled.

As I played the music, I also switched off the broadcast waiting screen.

– Oh

– What’s this music

– I can see her

– Noonaaaaaaaa (Older sister)

– What is this, hip-hop?

So, what I have to do is….

“Step, in the game─”

Just, give it my all.

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– [Lunavis Gallery] –

[Damn, there isn’t a single one to skip]

CEO Kang kept whining that she was out of talent

Where did she find kids like these?

That b*tch was just exaggerating, as expected

[Comments]

– Seriously, every single one of them has insane music skills

– They seem a bit nervous, but they absolutely don’t stumble over their words?

– No, why isn’t there a “bottom” (person in charge of being the worst/joke character) like in the 1st gen lol

ㄴ There was one with a flat chest though (bottom in terms of chest size)

ㄴㄴ Ahem

ㄴㄴ Student, take down your post

[2nd Gen is Better Than 1st Gen ㅇㅇ (Yes Yes)]

(Image of 1st Gen)

(Image of 2nd Gen)

2 Walls 1 Farmland vs 3 Breads 1 Farmland

(TL Note: “Wall” (벽) is slang for flat-chested. “Farmland” (농) is also slang for flat-chested, implying vast, flat plains. “Bread” (빵) is slang for large breasts, from “빵빵하다” meaning full/plump.)

Isn’t it an overwhelming victory for the 2nd gen, no matter how you look at it?

[Comments]

– That statement… take it back

ㄴ OP : (Take back emote)

ㄴㄴ You bstardddddd

– I pity you for not knowing the charm of slender figures

ㄴ OP : If there are no bo*bs, how can she be a woman

ㄴㄴ You son of a btch

[Reina, This Girl is a Real Gem]

(Clip of Reina’s debut song No Ceiling)

While the other girls were doing Japanese songs, she alone was killing it with foreign hip-hop

First, I was surprised by the genre

Then I was surprised again by the song choice, No Ceiling

And then I was surprised once more because she sang it so freaking well;

No, it does suit her looks

But seriously, why is she so good???

[Comments]

– Ah, is she a hip-hop ssaem (teacher/expert)?

ㄴ She did say she likes foreign hip-hop

– A hip-hop ssaem VTuber is quite rare

– Wow, her pronunciation is insane

ㄴ Seriously, I can understand all of it

…

[But Why is Her Size Like This?]

(Image of Shiozaki Reina)

Is this a human’s size?

Isn’t it bo*b manipulation?

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My first step as a broadcaster was taken rather well.

With the company and colleagues, there were so many people to rely on.

No matter how much of an ordinary person I came from, it would be strange to fail in this environment.

Besides, the easy-to-digest RP also played a part.

My general concept was… how should I put it?

Blonde, not tanned, delinquent cosplay?

Well, you know those types.

Looks like a golden-tanned delinquent, but is incredibly pure on the inside.

I wasn’t quite there, but I’d be around ‘an ordinary person who thinks she’s a delinquent.’

Besides… a true delinquent concept is sensitive in various ways.

It’s better not to touch on school violence.

The broadcasts that continued from the next day were also surprisingly fun.

In the first place, the manager was strict with chat moderation.

And the Lunavis fandom itself generally observes boundaries well.

…The Lunavis fans who failed at WWE with the CEO were already all dead and gone.

(TL Note: WWE here likely refers to playful, sometimes aggressive, banter/interactions with the CEO.)

However, apart from that.

Surviving WWE with a broadcaster means….

While observing boundaries, they can freely dish out spicy content.

So….

“Noa praises you guys and thanks you, but why don’t I do that for you? You guys are hopeless.”

“Each of you, tell me one of my strengths. Go.”

– Can I say it?

– Really?

– You won’t regret it?

– You told us to say it, okay?

[Anonymous donated 1,000 won : Her midriff is super huge]

(TL Note: “Midriff” is a euphemism for breasts here, often used in this context.)

[FreeSampleCornerLeftoverThief donated 1,000 won : Ooh ooh Mommy’s super huge-mofu]

(TL Note: “Maman” (마망) is a cutesy way to say Mommy. “Mofu” is a cute sound effect.)

“…Stop talking about my chest, you guys!!!”

‘…Why, of all things, why do they keep talking about that kind of stuff?’