Chapter 111: Even Jesus took three days to resurrect.
by AfuhfuihgsA temporary studio was set up in one corner of the office.
There was always enough capital.
It just wasn’t necessary since Seol-ah only streamed from home.
Manager Jeong Minhee turned on the stream and confidently sat in front of the camera.
Although the stream was turned on using the account of a streamer who had declared retirement, people quickly filled up.
<[Who is this pretty lady???>]>
<[This b*tch’s appearance changes every time I see her, hahaha.]>
<[Didn’t she quit broadcasting?]>
The broadcast title, personally written by the manager, was [I’m on the verge of being kicked out onto the street, please save me].
A few quick-witted viewers figured out her identity.
<[Seems like the manager?]>
<[Starting today, I’m switching to Manager-lady, haha.]>
<[Hmm… Is she that good…]>
She was certainly beautiful.
In school terms, she could easily rank first in her class.
Even if she wasn’t surprisingly, breathtakingly beautiful.
She was attractive enough to gain the trust and favor of viewers.
Swoosh, Jeong Minhee’s gaze swept over Seol-ah’s anxious face and Seol Yoon’s cold, expressionless face beyond the monitor.
‘The real beauties are over there, though.’
‘Monsters so beautiful they make you feel a wall instead of jealousy.’
“Hello.”
“I am Manager Jeong Minhee.”
Five minutes after turning on the stream, an astonishing 6,000 people had already joined.
Only then did Jeong Minhee begin to speak.
<[Kyaa.]>
<[Are you inheriting Ex-Legend’s mantle?]>
<[Lady, are you good at Team Arena?]>
<[The Ex-Legend who will be succeeded ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ]>
“Today’s content is to catch the streamer who ran away saying she’d quit broadcasting.”
“In my opinion, public opinion wasn’t bad at all, but this hopeless person said she was scared to look at the internet, so she just apologized and said she’d quit.”
“I need your help, everyone.”
<[Even Jesus took three days to resurrect… Ex-Legend resurrects in just one day…]>
<[Ex-Legend, come out!]>
<[Aww, haha, it wasn’t even a controversy in the first place, why quit broadcasting, haha.]>
<[Ex-Legend is a baby, we have to protect her…]>
<[I support the streamer, I believe in her.]>
<[You shouldn’t just cut off a friend because something happened, okay?]>
<[Did you run out of money in one day? Hahahaha.]>
<[You must be missing those 1,000 won punches, right?]>
“Alright, let’s start with a vote.”
“If you think Streamer Ex-Legend should return, please type 1 in the chat.”
“If you think she shouldn’t, please type 2 in the chat.”
<[1111111111111111111]>
<[1]>
<[You’re really being colorful with your bllsht.]>
<[1]>
<[2]>
<[Please come back!!!!!]>
<[11111]>
Seol-ah was checking the broadcast’s chat window on a computer across from Jeong Minhee.
She was the owner of a mentality more fragile than a Couque D’asse cookie, one that specifically sought out the ‘2’s amidst the overwhelming flood of ‘1’s and got hurt.
Nevertheless, because she kept her eyes open instead of closed, she could clearly see with her own two eyes how many people wanted her to return.
“The participation rate is high.”
“A total of 9,000 votes.”
“Approval for comeback is 98.2%.”
“With this much, shouldn’t she just come back?”
For the 5 minutes the poll was conducted, the chat window was almost exploding.
In the meantime, the number of viewers had also increased tremendously, and soon over 15,000 people were watching together.
There were some contrarians who wanted to go against the trend, whether in jest or seriousness, but those who realized how weak Seol-ah’s mentality was and how fragile her spirit showed immense support.
“To the 1.8% who opposed.”
“Can you take responsibility?”
“If our streamer quits broadcasting, I become unemployed.”
“Can you take responsibility for my life!”
<[Let’s do that, let’s get married.]>
<[Taking responsibility is totally possible.]>
<[Huh? Can I change my vote to oppose?]>
<[Found the other half of my life.]>
“No, that’s not it.”
One loss for the manager who hadn’t considered how starved the viewers were for a pretty woman!
“I like this job!”
“There’s nothing to do, the work intensity is a breeze, I often work from home, and the salary is high!”
“It’s just a god-tier job!”
<[Lady, were you a salary thief?]>
<[Sh*t, get me a job there too.]>
<[Ex-Legend’s characteristic) She’s just rich, hahaha.]>
<[She must be made to return!]>
“Anyway, I absolutely have to make our streamer come back, so if you have any complaints, come out!”
As promised, Jeong Minhee properly volunteered to tank.
She declared she would take all the blame from people.
Watching her seemingly volunteer for the role of an arrow-catcher, the viewers thought.
‘Isn’t life already a success if you have such a loyal retainer?’
‘And such loyal retainers usually don’t just appear.’
‘They are earned by people who have a fiery charm capable of captivating others.’
<[Manager Manager.]>
<[Heok!]>
<[Information) Ex-Legend likes women.]>
<[That’s a sharp yuri angle.]>
<[This is definitely yuri, even if I die soon.]>
<[Until the universe ends by heat death.]>
<[Stop the RPF!!!]>
“But still…….”
Only those with sensitive ears or who had their volume turned up high could hear it.
The voice of the broadcast owner, caught very faintly by the microphone due to coming from a distance.
“Why aren’t people angry that I deceived them?”
<[She’s scammed so many times, people are just used to it.]>
<[I always thought face-revealing streamers were fcking annoying, for real.]>
<[Stalkers are scary, though.]>
<[But did this btch get drunk and then disguise herself that time? So funny, hahaha.]>
<[One-line summary) It was the same as her usual behavior.]>
That’s right.
If someone who is usually diligent and sincere is suddenly late, or if someone with an image of being kind and never lying is caught in a lie, people pour out fierce criticism.
However, if a person who usually behaves like a scoundrel is caught doing one more thing, people tend to think
“Oh, again?” and let it slide.
It’s the law of the reformed ruffian trope, so to speak.
If you possess the body of a ruffian, just not drinking and not womanizing will cause your reputation to skyrocket, and people around you will be shocked and amazed.
Seol-ah had so many prior convictions for fraud that people weren’t very surprised this time either, thinking,
“Oh, again?”
Above all, her last broadcast before the retirement announcement was her fainting from a panic attack while watching anime.
‘This person has some serious problems and is sick.’
People were able to accept it that way.
‘Is it because I’m pretty, after all?’
Seol-ah was convinced watching chats like <[Seeing her face, forgiveness is totally possible.]>.
‘As expected, being pretty is invincible.’
‘It was already a widely known fact that even murderers received lighter sentences if they were pretty, so in a case that was ambiguous to even call a crime.’
Finally gaining courage, Seol-ah approached the corner of the cam screen.
Today’s wig was red twin-tails.
‘At this point, isn’t she just enjoying changing wigs?’
“Hello.”
<[Her face is seriously insane every time I see it.]>
<[Ex-Legend! Ex-Legend! Ex-Legend! Ex-Legend! Ex-Legend!]>
<[Have you arrived, O Queen of female cam streamers…?]>
<[Female? Cam streamer?]>
<[What retirement, haha. Quickly turn on Team Arena.]>
<[The more I see this b*tch, the more her flimsy mentality is cute.]>
<[Is this person a hair salon model? Her hair changes every time I see her.]>
The comeback stream proceeded successfully.
There were definitely people who disliked Ex-Legend’s return and wanted to stop it, but they were an extreme minority and were quickly buried by the overwhelming firepower of the viewers.
Manager Jeong Minhee thought.
‘That fool who declared retirement right away without thinking of facing the problem actually likes broadcasting, doesn’t she?’
‘Otherwise, would her gloomy complexion brighten up like that just because she stood in front of the camera?’
‘To assess her, her problem-solving skills and mentality were at the level of a lower elementary school student.’
‘Maybe upper elementary school level?’
‘No, that seems like too high an evaluation.’
‘Her appearance, even generously, was at most middle school level.’
‘Was this what “the mind follows the body” meant?’
‘Cute.’
‘To the point where I want to raise one at home.’
It was true that it was a good job and she didn’t want to lose it, but the reason Jeong Minhee pushed so actively was because she wanted to see Seol-ah’s smiling face.
‘She herself liked broadcasting, and the viewers also liked Seol-ah, so what kind of ridiculous farce was it to suddenly quit?’
Jeong Minhee, who had yielded her seat to Seol-ah and was checking the community’s reactions.
She came across a post raising a suspicion.
[Author: ㅇㅇ] [Isn’t this Ex-Legend?]
[If you think of a shooting incident, doesn’t the US immediately come to mind?]
[So I dug through some news articles, and sht, does a shooting incident happen every month in the US? There are so fcking many.]
[Anyway, considering her age, I limited it to the last 3 years and sifted through all the articles, and found this.]
[(Video showing the face of the shooting incident perpetrator. A small girl can be seen fallen nearby, but her face is mosaic-ed.)]
[At the end, he smirks looking at the girl, it’s fcking creepy.]
[A bstard who was just shooting people is holding a gun and smiling, anyone would have panicked, for real. It’s enough to cause trauma.]
[But this isn’t an elementary school, it’s a university, and the girl is f*cking short + skinny + anyone can tell she’s a Korean international student style.]
[If this is Ex-Legend, it’s truly legendary because this university is Penn.]
[One of the Ivy Leagues, and ranked 6th in US university rankings this year.]
[Famous alumni include a former president and a CEO of an electric car company.]
[Especially the business school is evaluated as the best in the US and the world.]
─[Would it be her, sht, hahaha.]
─[Isn’t it a leap to say she’s a university student just because she’s on a university campus?]
└[Then would she be a professor?]
└[She could have just been passing by.]
└[Why are you seriously debating it, would it be her, you fcking idiots.]
─[The scary thing is that this is real…]
└[Really??]
└[Would it be real, sht, hahahaha.]
─[Fact 1) US private university tuition is over 50 million won per year. Fact 2) The US has an admissions system that benefits rich kids. Fact 3) Ex-Legend is a diamond spoon. Huh…?]
└[Donation admission? Then it’s nothing surprising.]
└[They don’t let just anyone in just because they give money.]
└[But it’s an undeniable fact that rich kids have an advantage, it’s one of America’s social problems.]
└[Are these bstards even living in the US? They just seem like Wikipedia warriors.]
Her physical size certainly looked similar.
Her clothing style, something hard to hide even with a short period of studying abroad, also seemed Korean.
However, Jeong Minhee found it hard to believe that Seol-ah was a student at such a school.
‘That kid with an elementary schooler’s mentality and a hopeless, avoidant personality?’
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