Treasured Item Auction Broadcast

The third week of November begins.

Starting with the JYC Entertainment audition, seeing off Lark, and the trip to Danyang and Jecheon, I spent the beginning of the month very busily.

Now I’m trying to enjoy my room life with a slightly relaxed mind.

[Isn’t it the same as usual rather than a relaxed mind?]

“Shut up!”

I don’t know why they’re treating me like a lazy person when there’s no BJ who lives as diligently as me.

[To be precise, I think of you as a room-dwelling hermit rather than lazy.]

“Don’t you know the outside is dangerous? The home where you can safely and warmly warm your back is the best.”

While I was bickering with the helper, I got a call from Yun-jae.

“Did you have a good trip?”

“Yes, it was a very enjoyable time.”

“That’s good then.”

Yun-jae, who knows my preferred style well, started with light greetings and went straight to the main point.

“About the 20% of revenue set aside separately from the YouTube channel. It’s accumulated quite a bit, what do you want to do with it?”

“Hm? Should we divide it into three parts?”

Does he need money?

I asked back with that thought, but Yun-jae immediately cut in saying that wasn’t what he meant.

“The peak season is coming soon, isn’t it?”

“Peak season? Ah, perhaps……”

“Yes. I mean Christmas. Let’s invest heavily this time. The duel with the criminal wielding a weapon exceeded 2.5 million views, so if we shoot a proper one, wouldn’t 3 million be possible? It’s also an opportunity to rapidly increase subscribers.”

“Hmm……”

Certainly, in a situation where we’re dividing YouTube revenue 3(me):3(Yun-jae):2(Yerin):2(reserve fund), I think it’s a loss to just keep accumulating it.

When it reaches a certain amount, we should invest for the development of the YouTube channel, and Christmas that Yun-jae mentioned was definitely an appropriate time.

Isn’t it a worldwide holiday?

Of course, there may be countries where it isn’t, but there aren’t many holidays as popular as this.

“Okay. Let’s do that and think about what content to make.”

“Alright, I’ll keep that in mind then.”

I conveyed the conversation with Yun-jae to Yerin, who has a stake in the YouTube channel, and got a positive response.

“Good. I’m glad everyone seems sincere about the YouTube channel.”

[That’s right. Now it seems only the manager needs to work harder.]

“Wow! I’m already working hard, what more do you want me to do here?”

I need to clearly show the helper who’s looking down on me.

The golden content sleeping in my head.

[Isn’t it just sleeping forever?]

“……”

This is truly a killing blow.

Okay, I lost this time.

I completely fell for the provocation.

But it’s true that I have content I’ve been thinking about for a long time.

I’ll refine it more specifically and show it to Yun-jae.

My fantastic idea befitting a Christmas event.

[I sincerely hope that’s the case.]

“… You’ve improved a lot, haven’t you?”

As they say a temple dog can recite poetry after three years, the helper’s verbal sparring skills have grown without me noticing.

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Live broadcasting is difficult.

Even if you make plans for the day in advance, unexpected things happen and ruin the plans, and it’s even more difficult to recover from that in an interesting way.

It requires quick wit, sense, and ad-lib abilities on a different level from recorded broadcasts.

In that sense, my response was extremely quick and full of sense.

[In what part?]

‘You be quiet!’

The incident started when one of the viewers boasted about their treasured item.

From people collecting Japanese animation figures to phone cards, stamps, coins, Yu-Gi-Oh cards, etc., there were viewers collecting all sorts of things.

And the question came to me too.

If I collect anything.

So I answered honestly.

I don’t have anything like that now, but when I was young, I collected stickers that came with Pokémon bread.

I didn’t collect them all, but thinking back now, I made quite an effort.

When going to school in the morning, I’d buy 3 breads, eat only the type I liked, and take out the stickers from the other 2 to give the bread to friends.

Did I collect about 150 types?

-Do you still have those? I’ll buy them for 1000 water balloons.

At first I thought it was a joke.

No, you’re not a kid, why would you want 1000 water balloons for such stickers?

But then another viewer called 1100.

Listening, it’s not that they want the Pokémon stickers, but there’s a premium because it’s my treasured item.

“… Thank you! LegendOfSucker-nim, please send me your address by DM and I’ll send it to you.”

I can’t understand the thinking of these simps, but in a capitalist society, isn’t it enough if it’s a mutually satisfactory transaction?

[Devil……]

Ignoring the helper’s monologue, I declared.

Today’s content was an auction broadcast of my treasured items.

This quick wit that turns even a small clue into content!

This is my ability to control live broadcasts.

[……]

Of course, there are problems.

Making content that so blatantly aims for water balloons usually runs into huge criticism.

So I added a condition.

That all profits from the auction will be donated.

Actually, I’m not keeping it, all the water balloons are offered to the goddess, so it’s not a lie, right?

[A perfect strategy that would make even the devil cry.]

‘Yes, that’s good praise. Now you understand my class, right?’

After lightly defeating the helper who’s been acting cheeky lately, I select items to put up for auction.

I couldn’t drag out the time.

The viewers would be jumping around like starved anglerfish.

“Now, thank you everyone for coming to our auction house today. We will serve you simp-nims with sincerity.”

-Did I hear that wrong? ㅋㅋㅋ

-She says she’ll serve the simp-nims with sincerity.

-For real, saying it with such a shameless expression is infuriating.

“You’re all busy people, so I’ll proceed quickly. First item. It’s a ‘Black Glossy Mouse +2 touched by the Master’s hand’. As you all know, it’s a truly excellent item.”

-What on earth is she saying? ㅋㅋㅋ

-Her tongue is too long. Isn’t it just an ordinary mouse?

-For real, if she didn’t become a BJ she probably would’ve become a scammer or joined a pyramid scheme.

It was something that was stuck in a corner after buying a new keyboard and mouse when I moved.

But the truth is hidden in darkness.. I add flowery words diligently to find simps.

“You must have heard before. That items used by great figures have their spirit dwelling in them. This mouse is just like that.”

-What fresh nonsense is this ㅋㅋㅋ

-The host has read too many comics.

-So you’re saying you’re a great figure? ㅋㅋㅋ

“A companion that has overcome numerous promotion matches with me and come this far together! With this mouse, even Bronze players like you might be able to reach Gold rank.”

-ㅋㅋㅋ? Why am I Bronze? This is pissing me off.

-Gold level? Are you looking down on Gold? You think changing a mouse will make Bronze go to Gold? ㅋㅋㅋ

-But what’s the +2 at the end? Did you apply a reinforcement stone or something?

“No. It means I used it for 2 years.”

-???

-Crazy bitch! Crazy bitch! Crazy bitch!

-Teacher, no matter how much you look down on simps, there’s a limit.

-Hani’sSucker : 500!

“Thank you, Sucker-nim. Currently at 500. I’ll take bids for exactly 10 more minutes. Setting the timer now.”

The simps were amazing enough to make the denying viewers embarrassed.

Bids pop up here and there.

In the end, the mouse is sold for 1350.

A used item bought for 12,000 won and used for 2 years inflated 10 times.

Is this creative economy?!

“Now, as you all know, better items usually come out later in the order.”

-ㅋㅋㅋ She’s really excited.

-Nothing’s more fun than catching suckers.

-I’m getting dizzy, quickly go to the next item.

“Yes! The second auction item you’ve all been waiting for. Here it is!”

-Ooh!

-This one’s tempting.

-You actually used this item yourself, right? I want to confirm the certificate.

The second item that appeared was a pair of white sneakers I had been wearing until recently.

They were lightweight and good for activity, so I mainly wore them when going to the gym or practicing dance at the academy, but maybe because I overused them recently, the soles were slightly wobbling.

I was going to change them anyway, so this is a good opportunity.

[Devil.]

This time the excitement was even hotter without additional explanation.

The sneakers quickly surpassed the previous mouse’s winning bid and hit 1500.

As if I had become a home shopping model, I stood up holding the sneakers and showed them from various angles in front of the screen.

-ㅋㅋㅋ Look at her getting all excited.

-But if we buy it expensive, is there maybe a service? Since it’s shoes, maybe throw in some socks.

-The one above is a genius? I want stockings as service!

-These guys are subtly revealing their true colors ㅋㅋㅋ

The winning bid has already surpassed 1650.

It’s about time to wrap up.

At that moment, a thought flashed through my mind and I paused the count to ask for understanding.

“Everyone, I’m late in mentioning this, but for these shoes, shipping may take a bit longer. I wore them a lot when exercising or practicing dance, so they got quite sweaty. I’ll wash and dry them as quickly as possible before sending, so please understand that part.”

-5252 Is this perhaps?

-Is it what I’m thinking? That kind of thing?

-ㅋㅋㅋ They’re really crazy, all of them.

Suddenly the simps go wild.

Bids popping up everywhere.

It quickly surpasses 1800 and rushes to 2000.

Guys, why are you suddenly like this? I’m scared.

-Hani’sScent : I’ll go 2050. But absolutely no washing. You have to send them right away.

-ㅋㅋㅋ Look at that matching nickname.

-ㅋㅋㅋ This is so funny.

“You XX bastards!”

Only then did I realize the cause of the suddenly skyrocketing water balloon numbers.

Even so, to think the viewers were such perverts.

I could no longer continue today’s content.