Chapter 106: The Saint’s Man (1)
by Afuhfuihgs
Content: Feels the same as ever, bro đđđ
My character still smells like that hot fish stew mom used to make LOL
So when exactly do I become a different character? đđđ
When the f*** do I stop trudging around like a stiff-ass goon!? đđđ
â: I mean, a level 60 Swordmen at least trudges stylishly now.
â: Level 10 skill: Trudge ân Flail.
Level 20 skill: Fast Trudge ân Fast Flail.
Level 30 skill: Mega Trudge ân Mega Flail.
Level 40 skill: Insane Trudge ân Insane Flail.
Level 50 skill: Goddamn Trudge ân Goddamn Flail.
â[OP]: F*** me.
â: Take comfort in the fact that youâre making progress.
â: Real talk; Goddamn Trudge ân Goddamn Flail is like âGoddamnÂČ.â
Canât even imagine how goddamn itâs gonna get.
â: Basically turning into Jon Jones lmao.
â: I dipped at level 30. Felt too off when I was still trudging and flailing like an idiot.
Meanwhile, mages are over there slinging fire and water and whatever the hell, kiting mobs like theyâre playing a different game.
â: Yeah, I guess you need to be that cracked just to get into the Mage Tower.
â: Honestly you donât even have the IQ to be flailing and trudging like that lol.
â[OP]: Everyone said first playthrough should be as a Swordmen though!
â: That way you quickly realize how garbage the game is and escape ASAP.
â[OP]: Yâall set me up fr.
â: To be fair⊠Swordmen is way easier to play, no cap.
â: Mages gotta optimize stats every few levels, farm grimoires, do all kinds of wild shit just to get by. Swordmens? Just level up and go âHuh?â as your Trudge ân Flail gets stronger. Instant power spike.
â: Thatâs facts. You never really get stuck.
â[OP]: I was stuck AF tho?
â: Thatâs just cause the gameâs a flaming pile of trash lol.
â[OP]: Oh.
â[OP]: So what was that whole âSwordmen becomes a different character at level 60â thing then? I hit 60 and just upgraded to a more intense Trudge ân Flail!
â: Isnât that when you unlock BLACK STRONG?
â: LOL âB. S.â is right.
â: Nah for real, at level 60 you unlock âSword Force.â That shit hits like a truck.
â: All the smug mages who clowned on Swordmens suddenly go âO-oh Lord Swordmaster~â and bow when they see you pull out Sword Force.
â[OP]: Wait what?
â[OP]: Isnât Swordmaster from level 70 though?
â: Technically, you can unlock Sword Force at 60⊠But itâs hard as hell, so most donât actually learn it till 70.
â[OP]: Man what the fuck! Then they shouldâve said it was from level 70!
I sprinted to 60 just for that damn skill!
â: Bro, anyone dumb enough to grind a Swordmen to 60 isnât escaping anyway lol.
Let âem cling to hope.
â: The classic Black Lie.
â: Donât you mean White Lie?
â: Nah, itâs Swordmen.
â: LOL. Comedy gold.
â[OP]: FUCK.
Risir had a dream.
In the dream, mischievous little Verdandechu was testing her lung capacity on a small sand dune.
âMASTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!â
Then again, maybe it wasnât a dream.
Because when Risir woke up, he was greeted by Verdandes sitting on his chest, singing his name like a tune.
When she saw his eyes open, she beamed and leaned in close.
âMastah! Youâre not dead!â
âWas that your funeral song just now?â
âYou werenât waking up no matter how much I sang, so I kept trying!â
âWow, thank you sooooo much. You definitely woke me up.â
âMastah! Are you okay!?â
âOf courseââ
He was about to answer when his body screamed in pain, and he winced hard.
âMastah! Youâre hurt!â
âYeah⊠seems that way.â
âDonât be hurt!!! Being hurt is bad!!!â
She spoke with her brows furrowed sharply.
Wait, is she scolding me instead of worrying?
Feeling oddly solemn, Risir nodded.
âI wonât get hurt. I wonât struggle either.â
âYou better not!!!â
âYup⊠NotedâŠâ
And so, after being thoroughly lectured, Risir began to retrace his memory.
Did I black out again? What am I, a damn ocean sunfish? I overload once and, wait. No. This time wasnât an overload. Thatâs right!
Risirâs eyes shot open as he remembered the last thing that happened before he lost consciousness.
I struck GaderokâŠ
Thump!
His heart pounded at the recollection. A wave of elation washed over him.
Almost entranced, he began to rise from bed and reach for his sword.
âStop.â
But Clanaâs voice stopped him.
Risir was startled and turned toward the source.
It had come from outside his head.
And there, standing with arms crossed and a dignified look, was the Murderous Fiend herself.
ââŠWhat the heck. Youâre adorable.â
That was Risirâs first impression of seeing Clana in the flesh.
Gone was the valiant figure from his inner world.
In her manifested form, she looked like a young girl, much like Verdandes.
âYou look super young in person.â
âYouâre yapping nonsense like itâs your job, despite that busted body. Gutsy brat.â
âSo whatâs with the new look?â
âI learned how to manifest like an elemental.â
âYou can learn that?â
Risir looked flustered by how casually Clana admitted to something absurd.
Clana, in turn, looked flustered at him.
âYouâre really one to talk.â
âHuh?â
In her tiny frame, Clana radiated her usual chaotic energy as she sauntered over and plopped down on the bed.
Then, with a sideways glance, she asked,
âYou⊠Do you know what power you used?â
Risir instinctively sensed itâ
She wasnât talking about Breath Taker.
She meant that decisive force that transformed illusion into lethal impact.
Risir recalled the sword he had swung.
The one that cleaved through a 7th-tier mageâs mana barrier.
The force at its tip.
It was unlike any magic or swordplay he had seen.
He shook his head confidently.
âOf course not.â
ââŠAh.â
Clana sighed.
But only briefly. She soon nodded.
âWell, youâre you, so I guess that makes sense.â
âWhatâs that supposed to mean? Thatâs one hell of a leap in logic.â
âShut it. I donât want to hear that from you.â
âYeesh⊠Anyway, what was that power?â
âItâs called Sword Force.â
âSword Force?â
âItâs the manifestation of the will to cut.â
âCan you explain it in simpler terms? I donât really know swords.â
ââŠYou just used Sword Force and youâre saying that?â
Clana sighed deeply before continuing.
âSimply put, youâve gained the power to wield your will as a weapon.â
âOh, like basic magic then. Thereâs a foundational concept like that, formalization.â
Clana closed her eyes and took a deep breath.
She felt like if she didnât, her mana would reflux in frustration.
âTo put it even more simply, this power can only be properly controlled once you reach the 8th tier.â
âHow the hell did I pull that off then?â
âBecause youâre Risir.â
âCome on, this is supposed to be a serious sword talk. Donât joke around.â
âFor the love ofâ! Just shut up.â
Clana jumped off the bed like she was fleeing and pointed at the Blue Lotus leaning against the nightstand.
âAnyway, remember this: Sword Force is way beyond your current ability. Thatâs why your bodyâs a wreck now. If you try using it again right now, youâll damage yourself beyond repair.â
âGot it. Thanks for the warning.â
âI just couldnât stand how dumb you were being.â
âEven you get flustered, huh?â
âYou really say whatever comes to mind, huh?â
Clana let out another sigh as she looked at the Blue Lotus.
âHow did it come to thisâŠâ
Then, reluctantly, she turned to Risir and said.
ââŠI acknowledge you.â
âHuh?â
âThe Breath Taker you used. That was definitely my sword technique.â
She picked up the Blue Lotus and handed it to him.
âI permit you to call me Master.â
ââŠ!â
Risirâs eyes widened in joy at her recognition.
âThank you, Clana!â
Clana scoffed.
Canât believe I ended up playing the master roleâŠ
Though clearly annoyed, she still seemed a little giddy.
âYou dare say your masterâs name so lightly?â
âOhâwell, Clana. For reference, I already have a master. I still think of that person as my one and only.â
ââŠ?â
Clana blinked.
Then what does that make me?
Her question was practically audible.
Risir paused, then exclaimed as if struck by brilliance,
âHow about⊠a respected peer in the way of the sword?â
ââŠâ
Clana drew the Blue Lotus and slashed her own neck.
Of course, being an elemental, she wasnât harmed in the slightest.
After slicing her own neck, Clana returned to Risirâs inner world.
Clana, are you okay?
âDonât talk to me!
The Murderous FiendâŠ
âŠwas sulking.
I wonder what happened after I collapsed. Did everything with Councilor Lan get resolved properly?
Finishing his conversation with Clana, Risir immediately got up from bed.
He intended to head to Lanâs office and talk with her.
ââŠHuh?â
But then, a strange sense of dissonance hit him, something he hadnât noticed while chatting with the two elementals(?).
âWait⊠this isnât my room, is it?â
Risir looked around.
It was as spacious and luxurious as the guest room Lan had prepared, or maybe even more so, but it was clearly not the same room.
âMastah! Youâre awake! GRAAAHHH!!! Iâm overwhelmed with joy!!! The very limits of relief!!!â
A voice called out to the confused Risir.
A fist-sized, ashen-white flame floated in the air.
âDanâGaleon?â
âThatâs me! Your faithful servant, the Blazing Pure White Flame, DanâGaleon, reporting for duty!â
Was his name always that long?
Also, whatâs with this elemental form too?
Is my inner world some kind of elemental sanctuary now?
Risir brushed aside those trivial thoughts and asked.
âWhereâve you been?â
âI was scouting activity around the mansion!â
âMansion? Do you know where this is?â
âOf course!!! Lay all your worries to rest! I, the Blazing Pure White Flame, DanâGaleon, shall clear up all of Mastahâs questions! Everything that happened while you were asleep!â
âŠ
âŠ
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Three days.
That was how long Risir had been unconscious.
âDuring that time, those wretched insects who call themselves the Saint and the Master dared to trespass into your quarters!â
âOh. Actually, those two are my companions. Very dear ones, at that.â
âI thought they seemed exceptionally distinguished and remarkable for verminsâerr, I mean, individuals! They assisted in your recovery, Mastah!â
âIâll have to thank them properly later. So where are they now?â
Fienne.
While Risir was unconscious, she had worked with Lan to settle the aftermath in his place.
âSoon, good news will come from the city council!â
âYou know that too?â
âYes! While you slept, I roamed the mansion collecting information!â
âAh, come to think of itâwhere is this place?â
âThis is the mansion of the Guildmaster of the Golden Barley Guild!â
âGolden Barley?â
Risirâs eyes widened at the name of the largest merchant guild in Bondalles.
âAfter you collapsed, the Saint volunteered to oversee your treatment! So you were relocated to the Golden Barley Guildmasterâs estate, where she is staying!â
âAh, so thatâs what happened.â
âHer medical skills are quite extraordinary! Without her, it wouldâve taken you much longer to wake up!â
DanâGaleon praising a humanâŠ?
Risir was quietly impressed and intrigued.
How long has it been since I saw her?
As he longed to see his comrade again, a warm smile spread across Risirâs lips.
âIs she still in the mansion?â
âYes! Sheâs receiving visitors in the garden!â
âVisitors?â
âAs expected of Mastahâs companion! Her reputation is immense! Her followers keep arriving day and night! The mansion is practically flooded with guests!â
âHoâŠâ
Seeing Risirâs curiosity grow, DanâGaleon shouted,
âLetâs go see her now! I shall guide you!â
Risir followed DanâGaleon out of the room.
Arriving at the garden, Risir looked around and let out a quiet gasp.
This might be grander than the Gadum estate.
As expected of a guildmasterâs residence.
The garden before him was even more splendid than the one owned by the corrupt councilor heâd seen before.
With its constant flow of guests, it was practically a public square.
There wasnât even a banquet going on, yet many people were mingling and networking.
Sheâs here?
âShe definitely was, just a moment ago!
Risir strolled through the garden, searching for her.
He scanned the faces of the visitors gathered in small groups.
Canât see herâŠ
No matter how hard he looked, there was no sign of her.
âHey, you.â
A group approached Risir and addressed him.
Their gazes were⊠peculiar.
His disheveled appearanceâhaving just woken up and walking around a glamorous estateâclearly clashed with the atmosphere.
âWhat business do you have here?â asked a young noblewoman with thick lipstick, her tone accusatory.
Risir, thinking this was a good opportunity, answered,
âOh, Iâm looking for someone. A person called the âSaint.ââ
The moment that name left Risirâs lips, the groupâs expression changed.
Though unfamiliar with noble society, Risir was experienced enough to understand that look.
They were evaluating him.
Eventually, faint smiles curled at their lips.
âThis your first time here?â the noblewoman asked.
âYes, it is.â
âI see. That explains it. Then I suppose itâs understandable.â
âSorry?â
âThe Saint. That person isnât someone you can just barge in and demand to meet.â
She gestured toward a few individuals nearby with a tilt of her chin.
âSee them? Each one of them holds great influence in Bondallesâ social circles. And even they havenât managed to get a meeting with him. Theyâve been waiting here endlessly.â
She smiled, then added,
âIâm in the same boat, of course. So if you do figure out how to meet him, Iâd be very grateful if you let me know.â
Her entourage chuckled softly with disdain.
âThese wretched worms!!! Mastah! Reveal your name at once! Theyâll grovel before your glorious name! Or better yet, give me the order! Iâll incinerate their eyeballs immediately!
Calm down. This is just a nobleâs favorite folk game.
It was the kind of veiled mockery nobles specialized in.
Risir, all too used to this, was about to brush it off whenâ
ââŠHuh?â
Their gazes turned toward something.
Risir followed them instinctively.
A commotion had started on one side of the garden.
âNo wayâŠ!â
The nobles exchanged glances and rushed toward it.
Risir followed them.
When they arrived, a crowd had formed around something, noâsomeone.
Risir pushed through to peer inside.
Huh? ThatâsâŠ
The first face he recognized was Rok, the bodyguard he had seen during the back-alley meeting.
He shifted his angle a bit.
Beside Rok stood a curly-haired young lady.
And next to herâ
Tanned, glowing skin.
Shiny golden hair like ripe barley.
A gender-defying beauty, effortlessly drawing affectionate handshakes from countless women.
The envy of all men.
Yet on âhisâ face was unmistakable boredom.
Still, the women didnât mind.
If anything, âhisâ aloof demeanor only made them more enthusiastic.
Still the same, Golden Sun.
Risir, for a different reason, was also moved.
âHey!â
He waved his hand reflexively and called out.
ââŠ!â
At the sound of his voice, the bored expression on the beautyâs face changed instantly.
âHisâ sky-blue eyes scanned the crowd.
ââŠAh!â
Then their eyes met.
âSaintâŠ?â
The noblewomen surrounding âhimâ looked stunned.
After all, the one they knew as the mystical and captivating âSaintâ, was showing the face of a woman.
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