Chapter 105: The Inquisitor with Zero Sexual Knowledge

Holding my head that had become complicated because of Helena, I headed towards the tent Rosie had entered.

In the laundry basket outside the tent were the clothes Rosie had taken off, and next to it, her armor was neatly placed. Rosie’s panties were very plain white ones. Unlike the Saint’s.

Before entering the tent where Rosie was, I checked the surroundings.

The other companions had all gone to rest. Paramel and Raphael said they were tired and went to sleep, and the Saint and Sasaro went to check on some movement they sensed near the gate connected to the ruins district.

Helena is probably hiding somewhere, spying. Roy is likely training in a corner with a sword, saying he needs to adapt to his new body.

It means there won’t be any interruptions.

“Um, Rosie.”

-Ah, you came.

“Yes. Um, is it really okay for me to come in?”

-Are you going to wash my back?

“Yes….”

-…It’s fine.

I slightly lifted the entrance of the tent and went inside.

Thanks to Paramel and Raphael making it quite spacious, there was no problem with two people entering.

“You came.”

“..Yes.”

Rosie, naked, was standing with her back turned, letting the water stream from the bucket with holes fall on her.

Her brown hair was wet and drooping.

It was a makeshift item created because there was no proper shower, but it was doing the job of a shower properly.

“I’ll… wash your back.”

“Thank you, Porter-ssi.”

Rosie gave me her back as if trying to suppress her embarrassment.

I soaped up the shower towel and scrubbed her back. Bubbles formed, washing away the demons’ blood that was on her back.

“Such luxury in the labyrinth. It’s my first time experiencing this.”

“Is that so?”

“Yes. Thanks to you, I’m enjoying this extravagance.”

“Haha. With the spatial pocket, this level of convenience is natural.”

“And.. thank you for taking care of me for the past few days. Thanks to you, I could feel warmth.”

Rosie carefully expressed her gratitude.

For giving her snacks, for listening to boring Bible stories, even for lending her my shoulder when sleeping.

Each was just a small, trivial kindness. But they seemed to have accumulated into quite a big favor for Rosie.

“It was just. Just simple kindness.”

“I know. That it was just kindness.”

“…”

“I know too.”

Rosie seemed to understand what my words meant.

It was just simple kindness, so don’t give it too much meaning.

“But you know. Even though it was simple kindness. I was quite moved.”

“…”

“I wanted to help you. So, I ended up presumptuously asking the Saint about you.”

“About me?”

“Yes. I wanted to know more about what kind of person you are. But the Saint didn’t know much about you either, except your name and personality. She’s so indifferent to others…”

Rosie paused for a moment.

Her voice trembled slightly.

“I don’t have a family. I don’t have many friends either. Maybe it’s because of my personality. It’s hard for me to mix with others. So I don’t think I’ve ever had this kind of interest in someone before.”

“…”

“I’m curious about you, Sion. All I know about you is how you are in the labyrinth, but. You were truly kind and altruistic. You’re also skilled at resolving situations. Your survival skills are excellent too. It’s rare to find someone who is weak, yet not weak. I want to know more.”

This was essentially no different from a confession.

Wanting to know more means wanting to continue the relationship.

“….Rosie.”

“Yes, Sion.”

“I.. Hmm. I, you see. I already have a fiancée. And there’s someone who admires me too. My relationships with women are quite complicated. You might be disappointed.”

“Are your relationships with women very complicated?”

“Well. They are quite complicated. I have about five women I’m somehow involved with.”

I had to say this clearly.

My relationships with women are more complex than one might imagine.

Yuria, Lady Lea, Moira, Olivia, and if I were to add one more, even Raphanel.

There are already five women entangled with me.

I couldn’t just accept Rosie’s feelings without letting her know about this.

Rosie deserves to be happy. I didn’t want to drag her into a complicated romantic situation and ruin her life.

Rosie is a good woman.

She knows how to silently carry out her duties, and has the perseverance and tenacity to complete her assigned tasks to the end.

She’s also strong and excellent. Not just in combat ability, but she has the sense to flexibly cope with most situations.

And she’s pretty. She’s young and promising.

That’s why I told her. That my relationships with women are complicated.

“I don’t particularly mind. Aren’t all those women ultimately fond of you? I.. I’ve barely had anything of my own. Since I was raised in the order from a young age. Almost everything except my weapons and armor was communal.”

Rosie turned on the locked water to wash off the soap bubbles.

“I don’t have any desire for exclusivity. I’m not asking you to be friends only with me. I’m just curious about you. And I want to become closer. Sion, is that not okay?”

Soon, Rosie, who had washed off the bubbles on her body, turned around and looked at me.

Her violent chest approached my face.

For a moment my gaze went to her chest, but I quickly turned my eyes to face her.

Rosie was quietly looking at me.

It was a gaze like a calm lake without even a ripple.

I had to answer. Whether I would get closer to Rosie. Or if I would clearly draw the line here and go our separate ways.

In fact, the answer to the question wasn’t that difficult.

“Alright, Rosie.”

I can’t refuse a woman who says she likes me.

When she says even my flaws don’t matter. It wouldn’t be polite to say no.

Above all, Labyrinth City is a place where polygamy is allowed.

“That’s a relief.”

Rosie smiled brightly.

Perhaps because she’s someone who doesn’t smile often, her smile was unfamiliar yet truly beautiful.

“Hey, since you’ve come in. Would you like to wash together?”

“What? Right now?”

“Yes. It’s your turn after me anyway, right?”

“Uh. Wait a moment.”

Rosie grinned and then took off the shirt I was wearing.

“They say you should take a bath together first to get closer.”

“No, who on earth planted such strange knowledge in you?”

“Sasaro-ssi did. He’s the one who half-taught me.”

It seems Sasaro was Rosie’s instructor and teacher.

“Huh.”

It was Sasaro who said to make a harem if you feel like going crazy because of the labyrinth. And it was Sasaro who told Rosie that having children prevents you from going crazy.

This old geezer has been instilling all sorts of knowledge into a virgin.

“I’ll undress you now.”

“Ah, no! Eek!”

My clothes were forcibly removed.

Rosie had a rarely seen excited expression.

“I’ll wash your back.”

“I can do it myself…”

“It’s fine. Please don’t refuse.”

It’s a strange feeling.

Rosie was treating me as if I were a close friend.

It feels like the feeling of liking is stronger than the emotion of love.

“I don’t have friends my age. Somehow, being with you feels like I’ve met a close friend.”

“Is that so? It’s not like excitement towards the opposite sex or anything like that, right?”

“Excitement. Well. To be honest, I’ve never properly felt such things, so I’m not sure. But, I feel comfortable when I’m with you, Sion. I want to become closer.”

“Aha.”

I feel like maybe I was trying to approach Rosie too much from the perspective of romantic love between the sexes.

Perhaps Rosie just wanted a friend close to her age.

“Still, if I were to have my first experience, I’d like it to be with someone kind like you.”

“What? Ah. I, I see…”

No, you’re suddenly coming on so strong?

“By the way, you have a more impressive thing than I expected.”

“What? Ah, that. Yes.”

“It feels like the contents are different from the outer appearance. Sasaro said this. The bigger the better.”

“No, that crazy old man. What on earth is he going around saying?”

“Hahaha. Sasaro is the type to say such things seriously. It seems like he wants to pass on his own life wisdom and knowledge. But it’s all just this kind of talk.”

“Huh. Huuuh.”

“I think he might have hoped for me to meet a good man.”

“That’s good, but.”

Somehow his advice seems very biased towards one area.

Sasaro, that crazy old man.

“By the way. It keeps getting bigger. Why is it doing this?”

“No, Rosie.. If you keep fiddling with it while applying soap, it’s bound to get bigger.”

“Aha. So it’s a natural phenomenon?”

“Well, yes. That’s right. It gets bigger if you keep touching it.”

“Huh. The way it’s standing up looks like a unicorn’s horn.”

“….”

Rosie kept fiddling with my penis, truly fascinated.

“Ah, I’m sorry. It’s my first time touching one, so I ended up playing with it without permission before I knew it.”

“Ugh…”

I thought I was going crazy.

She was touching it just like a child playing with a toy, without any malice or calculation, and I thought I was going to die trying to endure it.

“Huh. It’s strangely shaped.”

“No, Rosie. Why do you keep touching it after apologizing?”

“Oops. It’s just so fascinating. But how do you shrink this back to its original state? Do you have to live with it constantly enlarged?”

“Oh, I’m going crazy. Um, didn’t Sasaro-ssi give you any sex education separately?”

“Sasaro said to ask about such things to my future husband later.”

“Future husband…?”

“Yes. That’s why I’m asking you.”

“…..”

Is this a proposal?

“Am I.. Am I the person who will be your husband..?”

“Do you dislike it? I think it would be quite good. A kind person is my ideal type.”

“Um, well. What. Is it okay to choose your future spouse so spontaneously?”

“This is what Sister Heite said. She said you just feel it when you meet your soulmate.”

“Feel it?”

“Yes. She said I have better intuition than others. Sister Heite said I’d feel it right away when I see the right person.”

“Rosie.”

“Yes, future husband.”

“Are you really okay with me? Beyond just being a boyfriend or partner. Are you okay with spending your entire life with me?”

“I think I’d be satisfied. I’ve lived my whole life following the orders of the order without my own will. I think I should at least be able to decide on my spouse. What about you? Am I perhaps a hindrance to your path?”

“No. That’s not it, but. Actually… I have one big goal.”

“A goal? What kind of goal?”

“I have to… conquer the labyrinth.”

“Conquer the labyrinth? Is the 7th floor your goal?”

“No. The deepest part is my goal. That’s why I’m asking. The spouse you’ve chosen might die in the labyrinth.”

“The deepest part.”

Rosie closed her eyes and thought seriously.

But wait, how long does she plan to keep fiddling?

“May I accompany you?”

“That’s a bit.. It’s dangerous.”

“I want to go with you.”

“Rosie. Um, before you think about it, could you let go first?”

“Huh? Ah. It felt stable because it’s hard. I ended up touching it continuously without meaning to.”

“Ah, ugh…”

Suddenly Rosie gripped it tightly.

Damn…

“Oh. Sion, something white came out.”

“….Rosie. Ah.. I’m going crazy.”

An inquisitor with zero sexual knowledge has somehow joined my harem.

I have no idea where to start teaching or what to teach.