Chapter 105

Chapter 105

Otherworld Demon King Survival Guide.

Episode 105: Satyrs (6)

It was truly evil and barbaric to interrogate war prisoners captured through violent means, execute them, and then cook and eat them.

But this was the way of the Kyuse Demon King army.

“Keureuk keureuk.”

“Kkureuk.”

“Master, here, ah.”

“My goodness, it tastes even better when Sharan feeds me?”

“I want to feed the King too.”

“Master, would you like to try mine? Keureuk!”

Hunt.

And eat.

That’s all there was to it.

“This guy… Now he’s even eating prisoners?”

“Prisoners are just prey. What’s the problem with eating them?”

“…Well.”

“Of course, Sister Reika is the same. As my prey, it’s only natural for me to eat her.”

“Savage bastard!”

It was a life similar to the warriors of the destructive and plundering Mongol Empire.

“Anyway, if you enjoy it, it’s zero calories.”

Fresh Satyr meat was quite tasty. It was interesting since it was my first time trying it.

It seemed I could sustain myself with sex, but it was not perfect. I still needed to eat something.

“Sister Reika, you should eat too.”

“This damned thing…!”

“You have to eat to live. That’s life.”

“Krut!”

Upon my command, Leika reluctantly nibbled at the Satyr meat skewer.

“The gaminess is damn strong! What the fuck is this shitty meat!”

“Gaminess?”

I didn’t feel that.

No.

I hadn’t felt gaminess in any meat I had eaten here. My taste must have changed like a demon’s. It was natural to have a different taste from humans.

With that thought, I got up and looked around at the pixies. They, too, were making skewers and grilling the meat.

“Serinu. How’s the taste of the meat?”

“Well, it’s tastier than I thought? Even bad guys have their good points?”

Was that a strange point to make?

Typical fairy-like thinking.

“And you.”

“Hm?”

“Th…thanks. Thanks to you, we caught some Satyr… and, well…”

She was expressing her gratitude, albeit bashfully.

Impulsive and willful, but she still has basic decency.

She’s worthy of being my woman.

“Ah! Serinu is embarrassed!”

“Serinu’s face is red.”

“Serinu is blushing!”

The pixies giggled and teased Serinu.

“Don’t tease her!”

It looked like a pure scene, but… looking at the pixies’ king-sized breasts, I couldn’t help but want to grab and squeeze them tightly, desiring to ravish them.

I was no different from the Satyr.

“Now, once we finish eating, let’s clean up and start working.”

After eating, it was time to work.

We needed to set traps on the Satyr’s attack route.

“Gyusatsat.”

“Kkureuk.”

The kobolds and imps used tools borrowed from the pixies to sharply whittle bamboo.

“Keureuk keureuk.”

“Kerelek.”

The goblins also dug into the ground with shovels. They set up sharpened bamboo spears in the adequately dug pits, then covered them up. If a running Satyr stepped on it? One was sure to be incapacitated. Even American soldiers couldn’t avoid such traps, so what could a Satyr do?

Anyway, I decided to accurately record the number and location of the traps.

I began to explain the strategy.

“Listen, I’m going to start explaining the plan now.”

“Shaa.”

It was a simple strategy that even monsters could understand.

It’s called the Erection Men Lure Operation.

Currently, we were at a junction leading to a narrow path we had scouted earlier. We set traps here to reduce the number of Satyr, then obliterate the rest in a line formation as they reach the narrow path. A simple plan.

“First, we’ll evacuate the village. Then, the flying pixies will lure the Satyr here. They want to catch the pixies, so they’ll fall for it easily.”

I could picture the Satyr mindlessly rushing here with their erections. Maybe we should strip the pixies? That might work better.

“Once the pixies have lured them here, to the narrow path, you see? After luring them there, they’ll climb up the trees on my command.”

The Kyuse Demon King army, in phalanx formation, would be waiting on the narrow path. The crazed Satyr would walk right into it.

“After climbing the trees, you’ll intercept the Satyr from above on my command. Along with the fairies who can sprinkle powder. Got it?”

That concluded the outline of the strategy.

We’d deal with any sudden situations as they arose.

“Yes! Got it!”

Serinu responded energetically.

“You got it, right?”

She seemed not to have understood at all.

“Just like before, all we have to do is lure them, right? That’s easy. Besides, I trust you! Everything will be fine if we follow your instructions!”

My credibility seemed to have skyrocketed. But contrary to my worry, she understood perfectly. As I said, for pixies, it was all about being bait.

“Right. That’s all you need to understand.”

My subordinates would mostly be in the phalanx formation, so it wouldn’t be too complicated.

“Master. So, we just keureuk, stand in formation there? Keureuk.”

“Yes. That’s all. They will come in by themselves and die.”

“Keureuk!”

They looked at me with absolute trust.

“So, let’s just work really hard today.”

“Understood! Keureuk!”

Making too many traps might cause the Satyr to retreat if they regained their senses late. So, we decided to choose appropriate locations and make traps adequately.

And well, even if the Satyr facing the phalanx panicked and retreated, it will be the same.

They would fall into traps while fleeing. Once their numbers were decreased, we could attack the Satyr tribe from our side.

That would be the end.

This was the difference in strategy.

“Serinu. From tomorrow, spread out the pixies to check if the Satyr main force is coming or not. We need to know how far they’ve come to respond accordingly.”

“Got it!”

Now, she was completely following my orders.

Should I carve a seal on her after annihilating the Satyr and increasing her favorability? Then, she would become an excellent subordinate.

And two days later.

“Satyrs are coming!”

Finally, reports came in that they were approaching!

“Great! Place the pixies at the locations I’ve told you… and everyone should be undressed, you know that, right?”

“I know. I don’t like it much, but it can’t be helped. Being naked lures them more effectively.”

The Satyrs would indeed witness a scene of breasts flying about. That’d be highly effective. With their speed, Satyrs couldn’t catch up to the pixies, and they lacked long-range attack capabilities, so it was safe.

“Right. Send the pixies to their positions. And you go to your spot, Serinu. You’re leading the lure, so do it well, okay?”

“How many times do you have to say it? I’m not stupid. I remember everything.”

—Flurp.

Serinu confidently undid her top.

“Like this.”

—Bounce bounce.

She shook her breasts at me.

“Wow.”

“Shaking my breasts to tempt them and then running towards the narrow path, right?”

“Exactly. That’s it.”

Then, the operation began!

“Everyone! Listen! The Satyr are about to attack us! But don’t worry! With me here, we’re sure to win! We’re going to kill them all!”

“Waaaah!”

“Woo!”

“Keurreureuk!”

“Kkureuk!”

A chorus of passionate cheers!

“Alright, everyone to your positions!”

Everyone started moving to their designated spots. I led my subordinates towards the narrow path, and the pixies headed to their positions to lure the Satyr, ready to communicate with me.

“Be careful of the traps.”

“Shaa.”

Moving close to the trees to avoid the traps, we entered the narrow path and took our positions. I immediately ordered the formation of the phalanx.

“Buril! Initiate phalanx formation!”

“Keureuk!”

—Chack!

Goblins with upgraded wooden shields took the front line, followed by spearmen, and the imps positioned themselves behind the goblins.

“Gyusat.”

I positioned the kobolds to protect me and my women at the very back.

“Good. The phalanx is perfect. Now, everyone, put down your weapons and rest. It’ll take some time for the Satyrs to arrive.”

“Keurreureuk.”

It was time for a break. Once the pixies’ messengers arrive, we can start preparing. Following my command, the goblins laid down their weapons and rested. Soldiers, no matter the world, always like lying down.

“Hehehe, King. We’re going to get a lot of Satyr meat again, right?”

“Let’s feast. Feast to our heart’s content.”

We needed to make plenty of jerky, too.

“Master. Sharan wants to fight with a spear, too.”

“Hehehe, you want to? Then shall we make a long one for you? Stand behind the imps and stab the Satyr.”

“Yes, Master.”

—Saruk.

Sharan immediately crafted a long wooden spear.

“Lumica, use water magic.”

“I’ll follow your command.”

We were fully prepared.

Let them all come.

We’ll kill every single one of them.

“Fucking hell. What kind of monster forms an army like this…!”

“Are you dissatisfied?”

“I’m fucking dissatisfied, damn it! These bastards planning to kill humans makes me so angry!”

I should train this nun quickly.

“Well, watch and learn. You’ll soon join this procession, Nun.”

“Like hell, I will!”

“You’ll do it after more sex with me.”

“Krut!”

Could it be a reaction to the mention of sex?

—Twitch!

Suddenly, Sister Reika’s hips twitched, and her face began to redden.

“Fuck…!”

“Nun. Next time, please teach me swordsmanship.”

“Why the hell would I teach you swordsmanship…!”

“I’ll pay for the lessons with sex. Sounds good, right?”

Was that the final straw?

“Ah, aaaaah♥”

Sister Reika, holding her chin up, moaned and rubbed her thighs, pressing her lower abdomen with one hand.

“Fucking hell♥ Always with this nonsense♥ Huh♥”

Why did I provoke her like that?

“Hey, King?”

“Hmm? Lumica, what is it?”

“Can I do that too?”

“What? You want to?”

“No, not really want to, but…”

I realized I had never activated the seal for training purposes with Sharan and Lumica. There was no need for it in the first place.

“So, Lumica? Want to feel it?”

“Haang♥ Ah, wait. It really feels♥ Aaah♥ I like this♥”

“Ah! Master! Sharan wants to do it, too!”

I was thinking of having a little fun when suddenly.

—Boooom!

A pixie messenger flew in abruptly.

“King! Serinu has started luring them! They’ll be here soon!”

“Already?”

The Satyrs were faster than I thought?

“Great news!”

Running faster meant they would be getting tired quicker. It’s common sense!

We would be fighting even more exhausted Satyr! It seemed that Serinu’s naked lure was highly effective! The fairy with the king-sized breasts! No one could resist being aroused by such a display!

“Everyone! Get up! Start preparing for battle!”

“Keureuk!”

“Sharan will do it after everything is over!”

“Shaa… Sharan is sad.”

“Oh, Sharan! Sorry!”

Anyway!

“It’s W a r!”