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    Chapter 102: The Controversy of Han Yurim (3)

    James was a humanoid that I had shipped directly from the US because I couldn’t stand it anymore.

    It was a model that drastically improved upon the problems of existing robots, so it was quite expensive.

    Even more so because it was a research prototype not intended for commercialization.

    There were also minor flaws.

    Roughly, the problems were that the software for controlling the robot was too poor, delicate movements were difficult, and the reaction speed was slow, but I solved those issues with a little bit of my power.

    As expected. Super developer. There’s no end to my cheat abilities.

    I plan to visit my uncle, who lent me the company facilities, with some delicious liquor soon.

    Anyway.

    James’s advantage. The first.

    He’s good at cooking.

    James is putting on a fire show. At first glance, he looked like a veteran with 30 years of experience in Chinese cuisine.

    “How is it? James’s skills. The kitchen, which wasn’t much before, has been greatly upgraded for James.”

    <User OO donated 1000 won>

    Damn, Han Yurim is torturing aliens.

    I held the camera of my phone up to the mapo tofu fried rice that James had made.

    “Look. Perfectly professional, right?”

    <User OO donated 1000 won>

    Damn, Han Yurim is torturing aliens.

    “I’ll try it.”

    I took a spoonful of mapo tofu and put it in my mouth.

    A clean spiciness based on Cheongyang chili oil, with the numbing sensation of Sichuan pepper minimized. It was a mapo tofu perfectly localized to Korean tastes.

    It maintained a very delicate balance, which I liked very much.

    “But I also like Sichuan-style mapo tofu. Keep that in mind.”

    “Understood, Master.”

    I didn’t particularly have any food preferences. Or rather, I did, but I didn’t categorize food.

    It was easier to think of it as having foods I liked and disliked among Korean food, and foods I liked and disliked among Chinese food.

    It’s similar to how I enjoy fiction.

    Delicious is good, and I didn’t bring any other criteria.

    Mmm. Delicious.

    I should ask him to make steak for dinner.

    “James. Clean up.”

    James’s advantage. The second.

    He was good at housework.

    At my command, James swept and cleaned every corner of the house.

    I went to the window frame and swiped my finger across it.

    Spotless, without a speck of dust.

    That was James.

    I held my finger up to the camera lens and said.

    “How is it? Even a sterile room would be dirtier than this. Aren’t you afraid of James’s power?”

    <User OO donated 1000 won>

    Damn, Han Yurim is torturing aliens.

    But this was only a small part of James’s abilities.

    James’s advantage. The third.

    He was a good dancer.

    “James. Please do that dance from Burhwang’s new song, the one that seems aimed at a short-form challenge viral.”

    “Understood.”

    At my words, James turned on the speaker in the living room, played the song, and started dancing to it.

    It was a dance that perfectly captured the key points.

    I clapped and opened my mouth.

    “How is it? With this, even if an apocalypse happens, things won’t be boring.”

    <User OO donated 1000 won>

    Sorry, but is the dance function really necessary?

    The viewers, who had only been admiring him until now, suddenly came to their senses.

    Why are you being so serious? We’re friends.

    Anyway, is dancing really necessary?

    They were people who didn’t know anything.

    “Adding these useless functions is what makes humanoids more attractive. Just like giving all sorts of knowledge to an android bishoujo makes her even more attractive.”


    What is she even saying? What does putting knowledge in have to do with attractiveness?

    It’s saying that a s*x android with the feel of a well-educated young lady is hot, lol.

    Our Yurim is smart and attractive too.


    With this, the demonstration of James was finished.

    It was a presentation that would make Steve Jobs cry.

    “Anyone have any more questions?”

    At my words, the chat room went wild.


    Why is it a man, damn it? Where’s the bishoujo maid android?

    Seriously, why is it a man?

    Han Yurim, don’t you ever call yourself an otaku anywhere.


    “James is a humanoid, not an android.”

    Androids have realistic skin and hair that are indistinguishable from humans, the bishoujo robots that we commonly see in science fiction.

    The robot wife that people are desperately looking for is an android.

    On the other hand, humanoids have a similar body structure to humans, but their appearance is robotic to anyone who looks at them.

    “Androids are a bit of a hassle to make right now. So I just went with a humanoid. And that’s why it’s a man. A male personality is suitable for this kind of hard steel body, right? If I were going to put in a female personality, I’d have to make the appearance a bishoujo too.”

    It was a very kind explanation.

    I believed that people would be convinced by this.


    A hassle?

    Not difficult, but a hassle???

    So you’re saying you can do it?


    “…….”

    I glanced at James.

    Then James took out the violin he had prepared.

    I fixed the smartphone camera on James and whispered in a small voice.

    “Everyone, go home when this music is over.”

    <User OO donated 1000 won>

    Give us an android bishoujo, damn it, lololol.

    “The next song is the OST from <Fantasy Life>. ‘Rabbit March’. Have a happy weekend, everyone.”

    “Sis, what on earth have you done?”

    “I didn’t do anything.”

    That evening. BunnyRun came to my house.

    Then she suddenly said that, and I couldn’t understand what she meant.

    What have I done?

    I didn’t do anything?

    “BunnyRun-nim. Judging by your complexion, you haven’t been getting enough sleep lately. Here is some sweet pumpkin porridge with plump abalone. I would appreciate it if you would have it with roasted barley tea.”

    “…Ah. Thank you.”

    BunnyRun took the food that James handed her, ate it, and her eyes widened. She had surprised rabbit eyes.

    “Why is this so delicious?”

    “One of James’s 108 powers is cooking.”

    “Do you eat this kind of thing every day?”

    “It’s the privilege of a super developer.”

    “I’m jealous… no. So what is that thing anyway?”

    “It’s James, I told you.”

    I was worried about BunnyRun’s memory.

    She just heard the name and she’s asking again. All the nutrients must have gone to her boobs, so her brain must be less active.

    “Sis?”

    “I wasn’t thinking anything.”

    “…Anyway. Why did you suddenly make something like that?”

    “I didn’t make it. I bought it. All I did was some appropriate customization.”

    “So why?”

    “Of course, it’s for game development.”

    She can’t even guess this kind of problem. BunnyRun still has a long way to go.

    That’s why she couldn’t read the developer’s vicious moves and cried her eyes out when her pet water spirit died. Reflect on yourself.

    “That’s what you did.”

    “The person who got tricked is the one at fault.”

    “So what’s the relationship between game development and a robot butler?”

    “Do you know when the era when creation was most active was?”

    It was the height of creation and waste.

    Creation is good when you’re hungry?

    Nonsense.

    People work when they’re hungry. They don’t create.

    An era where people were so rich that they threw up what they ate and then ate new food, where the world was paved with gold, where they endlessly enjoyed spices that were more expensive than gold, and where slaves did all sorts of chores for them.

    In other words, human creativity reached its peak in an era when people were so bored that they felt like they were going to die because they had nothing to do.

    “In other words, in order to create in modern society, it is essential to create a cyber s*ave.”

    “You mean you were too lazy to cook?”

    “It’s a little… lonely being alone in this big house. I felt like BunnyRun-nim would suddenly pop out of an empty room.”

    “You’re good at making jokes, sis?”

    Well, BunnyRun wouldn’t pop out of an empty room, she’d be calmly eating in the kitchen.

    As a result, it’s true that it’s a joke.

    I sent BunnyRun back and turned on the internet.

    Various communities were in a state of chaos.

    Han Yurim must provide android bishoujo to all citizens

    Please provide them, really please

    -But the price is so expensive? It’s the price of several sports cars

    ┗Solve that too somehow

    Hey. Is this the humanoid that Han Yurim bought?

    (Demonstration video uploaded to the US Robotics Research Institute’s YouTube channel)

    But when I look at it, it can’t even use chopsticks, let alone cook, and it can’t even squeeze whipped cream?

    -In the first place, no matter how much future software you put in, current robots can’t do what Han Yurim showed because the hardware is lacking. Han Yurim must have reinforced the hardware herself.

    ┗How did she reinforce it?

    ┗┗How would I know, damn it, lol

    Android bishoujo, huh.

    I’m sorry, but that’s difficult.

    It would be a disaster if people got hooked on android bishoujo and didn’t buy my game.

    I might consider it when I’ve burned everything on a game and there’s nothing else I want to make.

    I nodded, thinking of the performance of my cheat abilities.

    To give me this kind of ability just for making one game well.

    As expected, the power of games is great.

    I enjoyed various other posts as well. <Why are there so many BunnyRun’s daily necessities in Han Yurim’s house? Hehehe>, <Besides BunnyRun, aren’t there any Arina or Chae Narin’s rooms>, <Hey. Han Yurim is screwed>…

    Hmm?

    I clicked on the post as if possessed.

    That firm and urgent tone had the power to grab people’s attention.

    Hey. Han Yurim is screwed

    Shiroame posted a sniper article?

    Shiroame? Who’s that?

    I wasn’t the only one thinking that, as a similar comment was posted.

    -Shiroame? Who’s that?

    ┗Search it up, you leech, damn it

    Certainly. It was faster to search for it.

    I went to the wiki and searched for Shiroame.

    Activity name: Shiroame

    Occupation: Illustrator

    Representative work: <The Magician Dreams of Reaching the Top in Another World>

    Representative character: Thierry

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