Chapter 10: Goblin Onahole for Sale (S-Rank Condition, Unused) [R-18]
by MeherIt was about the size of a fist.
It didn’t look dirty. In fact, its glossy, slick surface made it look like a precious gem.
But the way it squirmed was utterly disgusting.
“W-What is that?”
Yuuna, startled, raised her sword, but the goblin’s excreted personality was too small…
It was more like a bug, something a sword wouldn’t be very effective against.
It would be better to just grab it and flick it away.
‘But where did these things come from?’
Excreted personalities…
No way.
So it wasn’t 「PersonalityExcretion」, it was literally personality excretion? The shock of peering into that abyss made me freeze for a moment.
…Goddess. You made this, didn’t you.
I’m asking you seriously, why would you make something excrete that?
Did you add this because you thought it was hot?
‘I really don’t get this fetish…?’
Making them excrete their personalities…? I had no idea what the point of such a bizarre act was.
But because of me, these goblins…
…seemed to have excreted the abstract concept of ‘personality’.
Through their assholes.
“It looks like… goblin droppings…?”
“Eek! Why is the poop moving!? No, no…”
The color was draining from Yuuna’s face.
Droppings. My choice of words, I admit, wasn’t the best.
I mean… it couldn’t be actual excrement from their bowels. That would imply that personality is located somewhere in the stomach, duodenum, or large intestine.
That doesn’t make any sense.
It’s more accurate to assume that something intangible, like a soul, has emerged in the form of a jelly.
“Help me… I-I really can’t handle this…”
Remembering how she’d teased me earlier, I let out a smirk.
“The great B-rank Hunter?”
Just then.
One of the goblin’s excreted personalities shot up with a pyoong.
Before Yuuna could notice, it had latched onto her back and seemed to have climbed onto her head.
“Uh, on your head.”
“Eek, kyaaaaaaak!!”
Yuuna dropped her sword and started frantically shaking her head.
Whoa, whoa, she’s really freaking out.
“Calm down, calm down! They can’t do anything. They’re just like bugs!”
“Kyaaaaaak! I hate it! I hate it! I haaate it! I really, really hate iiiit!!”
The goblin’s excreted personalities…
…showed no intention of returning to their bodies. Instead, they all leaped toward Yuuna.
Do they have a thing for pretty girls?
Her face pale, Yuuna started tearing off her clothes right in front of me, as if a bug had crawled inside.
She stomped her feet frantically, as if the ground beneath her was on fire.
“No! Get it off! Get it ooooff! Uwaaah! I hate it! I really, really, really hate iiiit!!”
“Okay… okay. I’ll get it off. I mean, nothing’s even on you…”
“Hwaaang! No! Make them go away! Get them off me! Please, don’t let them get any closer!”
Completely panicked, Yuuna exposed her white underwear set—the one with the pretty V-line—right in front of me…
…and even after seeing with her own eyes that none of the 「Personality Jellies」 were on her pale skin, she couldn’t stand the sight of them hopping around on the floor.
She leaped at me and threw her arms around me.
Squeeze!
“No! No! Nooo! Sang-hyeok! Please, Sang-hyeooook…!”
“Calm down!”
“Sang-hyeok! Uwaaah, help me! Help me!”
…Now, some might argue that this is just a tired cliché—’pretending to hate gross things to cling to a guy and raise his affection level.’ So allow me to explain.
Yuuna had completely lost her mind.
If she had embraced me gracefully, I might have thought it was a cliché, too.
But Yuuna had spread her bare legs wide and clung to my waist, climbing me like a tree and wrapping herself around me tighter than any ivy.
The softness of her breasts, the warmth of her body, even the faint scent rising from her lightly sweat-dampened skin—it was all pressing into me, seeping into my very being.
“Get them off! Please, get them ooooff…!! No! I really hate them!!”
“I’m getting them off now. Shoo, shoo! Go away!”
In the end, while supporting Yuuna, who was pressed against me and had entrusted me with her full weight, I ended up gripping her ass tightly as I began to make a show of shooing away the [Goblin’s Excreted Personalities].
Amazingly, this situation had nothing to do with 「Lucky Pervert」…
Pyong! Pyong! Pyong!
‘These things…’
Seeing them continue to aim for Yuuna’s skin, even after losing their ability to fight, I decided they needed to be punished.
Holding Yuuna’s body, I moved around, flicking off the ‘excreted personalities’.
“Hnnng! No… Sang-hyeok, I don’t want to fall! No… Hold me!”
“Alright, alright… Geez.”
Honestly… And she calls herself the older one.
It felt like I’d gained another immature little sister I never knew I had.
Gripping Yuuna’s firm, supple thighs, I glared at the excreted personalities.
“Get lost!”
It seemed to work at first, but I guess this world doesn’t run on fighting spirit.
Hmm… A skill I can use in this situation…
“…Become an onahole!”
And then.
To my surprise, the excreted goblin personalities were incarnated as onaholes.
A number of green silicone objects, each with an obscenely detailed vulva, dropped to the floor with a thud—one for each excreted personality.
‘…It works.’
Turning excreted personalities into onaholes… an idea that would make Satan himself weep.
Is this actually a horror game?
Now I just had to peel off the tightly clinging Yuuna…
“…Sob… Hnng… No… No… It’s so gross…”
Squeeze. Rub, rub…
Yuuna was already pressed against me, yet she gently swayed her hips as if trying to get even closer.
…At this point, I’m starting to think she might have some ulterior motives.
‘If she doesn’t get off soon…’
…I might just get carried away.
I have to pull her off, even by force…
“Sob… Did you get them all? Hm? Are they all gone? Sang-hyeooook…”
“…”
Yuuna. Her whole body was warm, probably from the exercise.
Her lightly sweat-slicked breasts and body…
…It felt incredibly erotic.
“…Ah.”
I couldn’t stop myself from getting hard.
Sensing my physical change even through our underwear, Yuuna finally snapped out of it.
“L-Let me down.”
“Mm.”
An awkward atmosphere.
Even after I let her down, instead of thinking about getting dressed…
…she was staring intently at my erection, which was straining against my pants as if to rip them.
“…Uh. Sorry.”
“…No.”
But please don’t say anything more.
If she says, ‘I’ll take care of it for you,’ like Serena did, I don’t have the confidence to refuse.
“In my bag… I have a change of clothes…”
“You want me to get them?”
“Please.”
Pressing her thighs tightly together, Yuuna covered her chest and private parts with her arms and sniffled.
“…I can’t bring myself to put them back on, thinking that might have touched them.”
“Yeah…”
Even a virgin like me knows that if I said, ‘Why don’t you just suck it up and wear them?’ I’d get an earful.
“I wasn’t overreacting, was I?”
“Maybe?”
“I’ve never even heard of something like that coming out of a goblin’s anus… It’s really… the worst… I can’t believe you handled it so well, Sang-hyeok…”
“If I hadn’t, I probably would’ve thrown you on the ground and run away.”
Yuuna flinched.
“I-I’ll treat you as my lifelong savior. Thank you for not throwing me down…”
“Thanks to you, I had a good experience, too.”
“Ghk…!!”
Yuuna’s cheeks flushed red.
“Pervert! Pervert! Just hurry up and get my clothes! You pervert!”
“Is that any way to talk to your lifelong savior?”
“You are a pervert! A pervert who’s always looking for a chance to turn women into onaholes!”
‘…Maybe I should have just turned her into an onahole earlier.’
I think I missed my chance to try it on a person and pretend it was an accident.
“If you bring me new clothes… I’ll pretend none of this ever happened.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
She wouldn’t turn her savior into a sex offender, right?
I found a spare set of clothes in Yuuna’s bag. …She has a lot of underwear, too.
It seems she was prepared for mishaps in the dungeon, just like what happened today.
“Should I bring the underwear, too?”
“Y-Yes.”
Yuuna, hiding behind a tree, peeked her head out and said,
“Don’t look.”
“I won’t.”
Rustle. Shff… Shff…
The sound of rustling fabric is enough to drive a man crazy.
Soon after, Yuuna emerged, having changed into everything including her underwear. Seemingly having regained her composure, she bowed her head.
“Sorry for shouting.”
The thought that she was wearing the light blue panties I picked out for her under those clothes was enough to make me get hard.
It was a damn good thing I already was.
“‘Just trust your big sis and follow me,’ was it?”
“…”
Yuuna chirping ‘Pervert, pervert!’ like an angry chick was cute, but seeing her speechless like this is also cute.
“Ahem.”
“Did you mean that was going to pounce on me?”
“What are you talking about! I didn’t come to the dungeon with you with that kind of intention! What do you take me for…”
Yuuna muttered as if reality had just hit her.
“This is usually something a guy says to a girl…”
“Good thing it was me who came with you today.”
“W-Well… I was also thinking… it’s a good thing it was you I showed this side of myself to, Sang-hyeok.”
“Because any other guy would’ve just thrown you to the ground.”
“…”
Yuuna shot me a glare.
“You’ve got a lot to say for someone who’s hard as a rock.”
“…It’s a natural physiological reaction.”
“Is it normal to still be hard just from a hug? Hmm? You were imagining me naked the whole time I was changing, weren’t you?”
“…”
“…”
I was desperately making jokes to escape this atmosphere.
But Yuuna’s erection joke completely backfired on me.
“H-Hey, what am I supposed to do if you don’t answer! It makes the mood weird.”
“Is this the end of the dungeon?”
An unnatural change of subject.
But Yuuna desperately jumped on board.
“Y-Yeah! It’s about to be dismantled. Here, let’s settle up.”
[Party Leader [Nakamori Yuuna] has initiated a trade.]
[You have received 50 Coins.]
“Oh. I made some money.”
“I put in a little extra to thank you for today…”
The school lunch was 5 Coins today, right?
I can pay Hena back right away. I’m pretty happy about that.
“Thanks.”
“So? Did you find any clues for growing your talent?”
“…Mm.”
I went back to look at the spot where the [Personality Jellies] had been.
This time, with Yuuna.
“What… is this? An ona…hole?”
“I turned the excreted goblin personalities into onaholes.”
“Urk…!”
I can understand why she feels like throwing up.
“Stay back for a bit.”
“D-Don’t touch it. Your hands might get contaminated…”
Yuuna seemed to genuinely believe my hands could get contaminated.
But I have to find out.
This is my power, after all.
[Ordinary Goblin Onahole]
[An onahole created by incarnating the personality of a goblin, a beastkin. Characterized by a rather tough tightness.]
[Rarity: D]
[Tightness: C | Durability: D | Warmth: D | Response: D] [Personality Intact (100%)]
‘Ordinary Goblin Onahole’……
I picked up the object, which had transformed into something like a collectible item.
“Open Onahole Inventory.”
Yuuna watched what I was doing.
Shwoop.
“An inventory… for onaholes?”
“Looks like it.”
[First Goblin Onahole Collection Accomplished!]
[Strength +2]
[Agility +2]
[Dexterity +2]
[Stamina +2]
‘Huh?’
My stats increased just from collecting it?
I started to think this might actually be useful.
I examined the next onahole.
[Goblin Onahole (Well-Made)]
[Rarity: D]
[Tightness: C | Durability: C | Warmth: D | Response: D] [Personality Intact (100%)]
Oh…
So even when using the same goblin personality as material, the quality can differ.
Squeeze, squeeze.
As I kneaded the goblin onahole, Yuuna let out a squeak.
“Don’t just… knead something like that…”
“I wonder how much this one will raise my stats.”
Collecting them raises my stats.
Hearing that, Yuuna’s eyes suddenly sparkled.
“Really!? Can I try putting this in my inventory?”
…
For her to suddenly covet something she was disgusted to even get near…
…this effect must be completely broken…
“Go ahead. Try it.”
As a test, I handed her the [Well-Made Onahole].
Yuuna took the onahole with both hands and tried to store it in her inventory, but…
…her face soon fell with disappointment.
“…It doesn’t work for me.”
“Seems to be a privilege exclusive to the Onahole Collector.”
“No way! That’s a cheat! A collector that raises stats? I’ve never heard of anything like that!”
“Heh heh.”
[Goblin Onahole (Well-Made) has been collected.]
[Strength +1]
It’s not as much as the first-time bonus, but it’s still a decent increase.
“Sang-hyeok. Here. Look at this onahole, too.”
Now Yuuna was even more excited.
“Is it really that amazing?”
“Are you kidding? It’s incredible! I heard that SS-rank Hunters have to pour hundreds of millions of Coins just to raise a single stat point!”
…So you can buy stats with money here.
It seems ‘Coins’ are a really important currency in this world.
I can see why Yuuna’s eyes went wide.
I picked this one up…
[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece)]
[A Masterpiece Goblin Onahole, found only once in every 1,000. The tough, wild tightness will be with you.]
[Tightness: C+ | Durability: C+ | Warmth: C | Response: C] [Personality Intact (100%)]
If I collect it…
[Goblin Onahole (Masterpiece) has been collected.]
[Agility +3]
[Stamina +2]
[Achievement Unlocked: Goblin Onahole Conqueror]
[Title Acquired – Goblin Onahole Collector]
[All Stats +1]
[Skill 「Yaksha Charge」 Acquired]
[【A Use Even the Goblin Slayer Didn’t Know】 Collection Bonus Achieved!]
‘Holy shit, a lot of stuff just went up.’
I checked my status window.
Kim Sang-hyeok
1Lv (D)
Strength『5』(+4)
Agility『5』(+6)
Stamina『5』(+5)
Dexterity『5』(+3)
(Hidden) Charm『999』
Talent
『Onahole Collector』
Skills
『Insight (Red)』
『Become an Onahole!!』Incarnates the target’s personality or body into an onahole. The effect is permanent unless released.
『Onahole Touch』Increases an onahole’s happiness with a gentle touch.
『Onahole Inventory』A sub-inventory that can store an infinite number of onaholes. Cleanliness is automatically managed, and the holes are always maintained at an optimal temperature.
『Assess Onahole Aptitude』Assesses a target’s aptitude as an onahole.
Powers
『Lucky Pervert』
『Personality Excretion』
『Blood Seduction』
『Saintess’s Protection』
『Divine Body』
『Rule of Immortality』
Achievements
《Goblin Onahole Conqueror》Collected all Goblin Onaholes.
‘It’s not reflected in my overall evaluation, and my level is still the same.’
But… I could clearly see the bonus stats attached.
In fact, after receiving the collection bonus, I could physically feel the power overflowing in my body.
At this rate, I feel like I could easily take on dozens of goblins even while holding Yuuna.
‘Yaksha Charge. Can I equip and use this, too?’
[Learn Yaksha Charge?]
[Yaksha Charge has been learned.]
[Yaksha Charge]
[B-rank Attack Skill]
[Power: C | Range: D | Speed Correction +2]
[A skill symbolizing the bold beast-like nature of crashing into foes with one’s whole body, like goblins or orcs. Becomes stronger with the user’s Strength.]
I see.
It seems skills learned through collection bonuses can be equipped for use or stored away when not needed.
“So?”
“My talent… it’s more suited for a Hunter than I thought.”
“See!”
Yuuna smiled beautifully, as happy as if it were her own accomplishment.
“What did I tell you? There’s no such thing as a useless talent, right?”
“…Thanks.”
I really want to kiss her.
No one’s watching. Wouldn’t it be okay to just go for it?
Just as I was wrestling with that temptation, I saw the dungeon slowly beginning to dismantle from the outside.
[Dungeon Cleared]
[Contribution: 94.33% | MVP: Nakamori Yuuna]
[Others – Kim Sang-hyeok]
“‘Others’? That’s harsh…”
“Well, did you expect to beat a B-rank Hunter right from the start?”
“Just you watch.”
“Ah! I have to take a commemorative Dunsta pic.”
As the dungeon was being dismantled, Yuuna pulled out her smartphone.
She sidled up next to me and raised her phone high, as if to take a selfie.
Click.
“Aren’t you going to take one, Sang-hyeok? Now’s the only time your phone will work if you want a Dunsta picture.”
“…”
So the moment a dungeon is dismantled is the time for SNS photos.
“Me too, then.”
I’m not really an SNS person, but if it’s an excuse to take a commemorative photo, that’s fine by me.
What should the tags be?
#FirstDungeonClear #OnaholeCollector
#DontUnderestimateMe #SellingGoblinOnahole(S-RankCondition)
With those thoughts running through my head, I took a picture with Yuuna, who was making a ‘V’ sign.
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
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