Chapter 1: I Received Perks as a Token of Apology

The ill-fated, boner-killing masterpiece, OnaAka.

To be honest, I’ve never played it, so I wouldn’t know. My roommate just rambled on about it without me even asking, so I only knew the gist of it.

Anyway, the guy loved to talk. After listening to all that TMI, I had only one thought about the “boner-killer” game.

‘This is great publicity.’

My roommate was a lazy dumbass who’d poured his life into online forums. Whenever he found something he didn’t like, he’d channel his inner critic and harp on the same topic for days on end.

So I could kind of understand why the Goddess was so pissed. Even I could see his tear-jerking (actually, disgusting) effort to frame the game as a “boner-killer.”

I was shocked to be suddenly summoned to another world, but it seems the misunderstanding has been cleared up.

“Just send me back now.”

“…”

Flinch. The Goddess’s shoulders trembled.

“I have work tomorrow.”

“I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry… I’ve committed a sin worthy of death. Waaah…!”

“…What’s there to be so sorry about? Just send me back to where I was.”

“That’s…”

The kneeling Goddess spoke, her eyes welling with tears.

“I can’t…”

“…”

“In a fit of anger… hic… I used too much power… I can’t ever…”

“What?”

“Eek! I’m sorry!!”

As if realizing the gravity of her mistake, the Goddess prostrated herself on the floor again.

Then, as if struck by a realization, she snapped her head up.

“Ah!”

“Did you think of a way?”

[[The Goddess of Eroge] bestows her blessing!]

“Perks! I’ll give you perks! This world isn’t so bad. There are lots of pretty girls, and, and…!”

“No…! I said send me back!”

[[The Goddess of Eroge] raises your charm to its absolute limit]

[Mythical Power 『Divine Body』 acquired!]

[Mythical Power capacity limit: MAX]

[[The Goddess of Eroge] removes the capacity limit for Mythical Powers!]

[Mythical Power 『Blood Seduction』 acquired! Mythical Power 『Lucky Pervert』 acquired!]

“This too! And this! And this! I’ll give you everything!”

“W-wait… This is too much!”

“I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!! Waaah!”

[Mythical Power 『Personality Excretion』 acquired! Mythical Power 『Saintess’s Protection』 acquired! Mythical Power 『Rule of Immortality』 acquired!]

[Mythical Skill 『Insight (Red)』 acquired!]

I could tell, without even having to think about it, that she was showering me with a mountain of rare skills you could never hope to see through normal means.

She really is sorry. That’s why I was able to calm down before my anger boiled over.

Finally, all I could see was the back of the Goddess’s head, prostrated as if she would meekly accept whatever I said.

“Haaah…”

“I-I completely, totally eliminated the difficulty! How about you think of it as just enjoying a harem?”

“I’m a pure love kind of guy.”

“…”

“This eroge is my friend’s thing. To be honest, I hate harems.”

Sex is the fruit of love.

Content that pursues violent, beast-like sexual relationships isn’t really my cup of tea.

I just fell asleep tonight while watching something from my pure love collection.

I’m someone who has absolutely nothing to do with this eroge.

When I stated my preferences so firmly, the Goddess’s face went pale.

“…It might be a difficult request, but…”

“A difficult request?”

“Starting today, could you maybe… ch-change your path… to a harem…? Please…? You can’t…?” she sniffled, the blonde Goddess.

“…”

Tsk.

Should I give it a try? The little Goddess, who already looked like she was about to disappear under the weight of her guilt, seemed even more pitiful.

The fact that she’d recklessly used enough immense power to kidnap a person from another world “in a fit of anger” just meant one thing: she loved her creation so much that the negative comments had deeply hurt her.

There was something kind of cute about her.

“That bastard did seem to go a little too far.”

“…Huh?”

“I like pretty girls, too.”

It’s just that building a burdensome harem isn’t my style.

Living under the same roof with a pretty girl is a perfectly happy situation.

Ah. If it’s an eroge, they probably aren’t blood-related sisters, right?

“Then…”

“Alright, I’ll give it a try.”

I said “give it a try,” fully conscious that this was, for all intents and purposes, a game.

But the Goddess seemed overjoyed.

“Uh, uhehe… In a way… you, Kim Sang-hyeok… might be the only player who can evaluate my true game without any preconceptions…!”

“…”

When did she find out my name…? Creepy.

“Is there anything I need to know? I’ve suddenly got a family I don’t know… If there’s a manual, let me have it.”

“Even if you don’t, you’ll be perfectly fine now, Sang-hyeok!! Just jump right in and see for yourself! Ehehe!”

She was now beaming, though the rims of her eyes were still red.

…Right. What manual? The right way to play a game is to just jump in and figure it out as you go.

After the Goddess vanished with a pop, I started by examining the room.

‘A student ID.’

Proof of enrollment at Essol Academy… I guess.

Looks like I’m a year ahead of my sisters. And my overall evaluation is listed as 『D-rank』.

‘That can’t be good.’

I don’t know what the original protagonist’s background was, but being a D-rank as a second-year student probably makes me trash-tier.

‘A clock.’

7:30.

I should probably head out, if only for the sister who woke me up. If we’re a new family, we should get along.

I could feel my body tense slightly before I turned the doorknob.

A new world. A new family. A new life.

Who would have thought a curveball like this would be thrown into my life, where every day had been exactly the same?

“Ugh! This is so fucking annoying. Why do we have to take care of that bastard?”

“Stella, you’re being too loud…! He’ll hear you on the second floor.”

“Let him hear. I can’t even bring friends home because I’m so embarrassed of that idiot.”

Are they talking about me? This is a rough start.

I almost gave up halfway down the stairs.

To be called an “idiot” by my own sister… I’m an only child, so I don’t really know, but is this how siblings normally are?

“So you were hiding and listening? Get out here! You’re so fucking creepy.”

“Stella…”

“Mom’s away on a business trip starting today. Maybe we should make a new rule that the idiot isn’t allowed to even breathe in the same space as us.”

Coming down the stairs, I formally met my two younger sisters.

Seeing her again, Serena was… incredibly beautiful.

And her figure was amazing.

Cute, black, bobbed hair and mysterious purple eyes. Her gentle, sweet face seemed to say it all.

She looks like the type who can’t say anything mean to others… but… just standing there, she was erotic.

So this is what an eroge-optimized little sister is like.

‘…Her breasts are huge, too.’

I only stole a glance out of the corner of my eye, worried it would be weird to stare, but even through her clothes, they were undeniably massive.

“…”

Stella was staring at me with wide, surprised eyes.

Despite the terrible first impression from her torrent of insults, she was just as beautiful as Serena.

Even the way she stood with her arms crossed, showing her hostility toward me.

Her brilliant blonde hair was tied in a side-tail, and her confident red eyes were a stark contrast to Serena’s.

‘As expected of an eroge…’

…If word got out that two girls who look like this were living under one roof, scouts would be showing up every other day.

Whether for a girl group or as cheerleaders.

“…Oppa?”

Serena called to me, her eyes wide.

But of all the times I’d heard her say “Oppa,” this one felt the most… full of curiosity and interest.

Just as I had been surprised by them, my sisters seemed surprised by their new older brother.

What do I say if they ask who I am? The Goddess. She must have handled this part properly, right?

“Serena.”

I decided to ask again.

“Yes…”

I stepped closer.

Serena straightened her back and looked up at me, her eyes wide.

Her mouth was slightly parted as if in awe, and the way she blinked her eyes was cute.

“I’m your Oppa… right?”

“Yes… Y-Yes… That’s right… You’re my Oppa…”

Then Stella is my sister, too.

I turned to her, and the blonde girl flinched.

“You’re my sister, Stella.”

“…”

“You shouldn’t say such harsh things to your Oppa.”

“What…”

Stella seemed to be experiencing some kind of memory confusion.

Was it because my current self was so different from her old brother?

In any case, her first impression of her newly updated brother must not have been that of a pushover idiot, because she clamped her mouth shut and whipped her head away.

“I’m leaving.”

“What about breakfast?”

“I’m not eating!”

Stella ran off coldly.

Left alone, Serena clasped her hands in front of her, fidgeting with her fingers and repeatedly stealing glances at my face.

“Serena?”

“…Ah, ah… Yes, Oppa…”

“Sorry to ask something weird, but… where was the bathroom again?”

Serena quickly pattered over to guide me.

By the way, the height difference is pretty significant.

“How tall are you?”

“One hundred fifty-s… No! One hundred sixty centimeters.”

Then that means I must be close to 190 cm. 186? 187?

I’ve grown almost 15 cm…

No wonder the air I was breathing felt a little different.

“Alright. Thanks.”

I closed the bathroom door and stood in front of the mirror.

‘…What the hell. Who is this ridiculously handsome face genius?’

A dry laugh escaped my lips at the absurd situation.

I think I understood now why my sisters had stammered so much when they saw me.

Any woman would be at a loss if a guy who looked like this approached her. It’s like how your mind goes blank when a really beautiful woman suddenly appears in front of you.

I was fine, but only because I knew I was in a game with an unrealistic setting.

“Ugh!”

I looked at the filthy, yellowed-white t-shirt that looked like a floor rag and, disgusted, immediately threw it off.

Why was I wearing something like this?

Taking off the shirt revealed a sculpted body. I’d guessed from my broad shoulders, but my physique was incredibly beautiful.

‘Wow.’

It was the first time I’d ever found myself losing track of time just by looking at a man’s body.

Is this the 『Divine Body』?

A genius face, a genius body… a genius dick.

This form, handsome right down to the dick, seemed to be my limited-edition skin for this game.

“Status Window.”

Kim Sang-hyeok

Lv. 1 (D)

Strength『5』

Agility『5』

Stamina『5』

Dexterity『5』

(Hidden) Charm『999』

Skills

『Insight (Red)』

Powers

『Lucky Pervert』

『Personality Excretion』

『Blood Seduction』

『Saintess’s Protection』

『Divine Body』

『Rule of Immortality』

“Hmm.”

That Goddess said she completely eliminated the difficulty. If that was her plan, wouldn’t it have been easier to just raise my level to 9999?

I tried to figure out for myself why my stats were all 5 and why there weren’t even descriptions for the perks.

‘She said she created this world, right?’ In other words, the desire of an eroge developer.

She must have had a desire for the player to fully enjoy her game—even on easy mode.

If so, she must have thought it more appropriate to provide conveniences that let me enjoy the prepared events, rather than just giving me a real cheat that would let me one-shot the final boss.

‘It seemed like she was just handing them out randomly, but she put some thought into it.’ …What a black-hearted pervert of a goddess.

Still, I have no interest in a harem. I just want to earn a lot of money through a decent, respectable job, marry a beautiful woman who loves me, have about three kids, and live a happy life together.

I guess I’ll have no use for such a shady power.

‘But…’

What is… Personality Excretion? Is it some kind of self-defense skill? I guess I’ll have to try it out later.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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