I Became an Evolving Lizard in a Martial Arts Novel – Chapter 1

Chapter 1 Tyranno is a Defeated Loser to Spino in the New Era

[Title: Tyranno is a Defeated Loser to Spino in the New Era]

[Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)]

(Picture of a Spinosaurus stepping on Tyranno’s neck and roaring)

I couldn’t hide my shock when I accidentally discovered this post.

I barely managed to calm my boiling chest and checked the comments.

DinoEggHolder: Take that back

ㄴWhySoSerious: Take. It. Back.

ㄴDinoEggHolder: Are you kidding me right now!

KaeChuPangPang: There’s no way Tyranno hyung would lose

ㄴㅇㅇ (165.90): Didn’t you even see Jeomsuni?

ㄴㅇㅇ (171.191): Jeomsuni isn’t Tyranno, it’s Tarbo

ㄴSoElAh: It’s not Jeomsuni, it’s JeomBaki

The world hadn’t ended yet.

If there was common sense, no one would compare Spino to Tyranno.

This post was just a low-level bait.

Getting angry would only give the poster what they wanted. Ignoring them completely was the best option. Hoping others would notice this too, I posted a comment.

WairanoSaurus: Let’s ignore this, Tyranno would easily crush Spino in terms of size alone

No one would give this unnecessary attention anymore.

That person wouldn’t achieve their original goal.

I had won.

ㄴRaptorChicken (201.72): [Emoticon of Spino stepping on Tyranno’s neck and roaring]

ㄴRaptorChicken (201.72): Tyranno gets crushed so easily (lol)

This bastard.

WairanoSaurus: Caught you, fish-eating commoner, along the river

ㄴRaptorChicken (201.72): Even if Tyranno had arm disabilities, they could still easily dominate, lol

ㄴWairanoSaurus: How can a dinosaur’s main diet be fish, lol

ㄴRaptorChicken (201.72): How can a rival be a Triceratops, lol

ㄴWairanoSaurus: Triceratops is just a snack

ㄴRaptorChicken (201.72): [Emoticon of fossils of both dinosaurs together]

ㄴRaptorChicken (201.72): Your Tyranno got cut by a Triceratops, lol

I had to crush this bastard.

Using all the knowledge I had and the information from the Ocean Wiki, I crafted the perfect argument to destroy his logic.

Based on facts. Body length and weight. The habitats and behaviors of each. I perfectly calculated Tyranno’s winning rate.

After rounding it appropriately, I posted my comment.

[This post has been deleted.]

The post was deleted.

It seemed that the author couldn’t withstand the barrage of comments from brave citizens still holding onto justice, and they fled.

Though it left a slight bitterness, the guy must have realized his mistake.

[Title: Did a Tyranno Fan Just Flee Without a Rebuttal?]

[Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)]

Not really?

Try writing a long comment this time~

Before that, just delete it and it’s over~

LOL

If I delete the post

What can you do about it

You loser LOL

Crack.

I loosened my fingers.

And just as I was about to write a furious 5,700-character response, I realized.

I had fallen for his trick.

Getting angry here was a rookie move.

The post would get deleted before the comment was even posted.

I cooled my mind.

Then I wrote a post.

[Title: What Can I Do?]

[Author: WairanoSaurus]

Watch carefully what I can do

I didn’t want to resort to this.

A tradition passed down from the Middle Ages.

Erotic art depicting a huge wagon and an even larger dragon in forbidden love.

An impressive train.

And an even more impressive dinosaur.

Masterpieces born from their combination.

I unleashed my collection of forbidden knowledge in the gallery.

Tag: dinosaur

Tag: dragon

Tag: train

Tag: car

Tag: unusual teeth

Tag: tail job

Tag: giant

And that day, the gallery was closed.

Phew.

I felt relieved.

Although innocent people got caught up in it, I had achieved justice.

I felt so relieved that blood dripped from my nose.

Well, I hadn’t slept in a long time.

Now, slowly….

The whole world split into two.

My head was dizzy. I felt nauseous and sweat poured from my body.

…Was this some sort of punishment?

For posting a few pictures of Spinosaurus in maid outfits on the internet?

Thud.

I collapsed.

I felt an intuition that I would never be able to get up again.

I tried to crawl desperately, supporting myself on the floor.

I couldn’t die like this.

I hadn’t finished my business yet.

I reached out.

But nothing was within my grasp.

My hand dropped lifelessly.

No.

I can’t die like this.

God.

This poor lamb is pleading.

I won’t ask you to save me.

Just give me the strength to delete the maid outfit Spino and school swimsuit Therizino left on the hard drive.

With that, I closed my eyes.

And when I opened them again.

【Green Gecko LV1】

I had become a gecko lizard.