Chapter 0: [Prologue] Your account has been permanently suspended

It’s been a year since I became a woman and started streaming as a female cam streamer.

I lost my job.

[Your account has been permanently suspended.]

[Reason: Depicting a minor in a sexual context]

“…F*ck.”

‘Depicting a minor in a sexual context,’ my a**.

I’m not a minor.

I may look like I have a young, petite body, but on the inside, I’m an adult man in his twenties.

My chest is even an A-cup… so it’s not like I’m completely flat, right?

Yeah, it’s just a slender body type.

Definitely not flat.

Anyway.

I have never depicted a minor in a sexual way.

Sure, I wore a school uniform that day on stream.

I did act cutesy and call my viewers “teacher.”

I even moaned and said, ‘Ahh, ngh♡ ○○-student’s d*ck… nooo~♡’…

“……”

…Wait, f*ck?

Looking at it like this, I kind of do deserve the ban.

Yeah, it’s honestly a miracle I wasn’t arrested.

I’ll admit, it was a bit too much.

Wearing a school uniform with this body was already risky.

And then I added moaning and those kinds of lines on top of that.

Considering I’d already gotten suspended for something like that before… I should’ve played it safer.

“I was out of my damn mind… falling for that ₩1,000,000 mission…”

If I hadn’t been blinded by that million won like some money-hungry fool, I wouldn’t be unemployed now.

But regretting it now is useless.

There’s no undoing a permanent ban once it’s happened.

Yeah… instead of clinging to a failed cam stream, I should just do something else.

After all, with this petite body type, the only people tuning into my stream were probably pedos.

Yeah.

Rather than being some pedo-bait cam girl…

“I might as well just become a VTuber.”

VTuber.

A profession that shot up like a comet while I was screwing around with cam streams and ended up taking over the Korean streaming scene.

These were the people who used animated illustrations (Live2D) or 3D avatars to stream—those were VTubers.

We’re living in the age of the Great VTubers.

An age where stylized animated models are preferred over big, jiggly b*obs.

So, I decided.

To go with the times.

“…Please let the interview results be good.”

About three days ago.

I had an interview with a big agency called ‘Luna:verse’ to become a VTuber.

Now all that’s left is to wait for the results.

…Honestly, I feel like I’m going to die from the nerves.

Even being generous, I can’t say I did well in the interview.

But the other people in my interview group were an absolute mess, so I wasn’t completely hopeless.

If the other groups were in similar shape, there might still be a chance I made it.

“Please let me pass and blow up…!!”

This might be the only chance I ever get.

The VTuber market is already oversaturated, and going solo has almost zero chance of success.

That’s why I need the support of a major agency like ‘Luna:verse’ more than ever.

And to get that, I have to pass this interview.

Clack clack!

I hammer the F5 key with my sweat-drenched fingers.

Each clack refreshes the inbox.

And then.

It happened.

[Luna:verse Production (New)]

A new email popped up at the top of the inbox.

The results had arrived.

“UWAAAAAAAH!!”

I screamed and scrambled to open the email.

My eyes scanned the message rapidly…

[Email from Luna:verse Production KR]

Congratulations!

You have been selected for the 2nd generation of <Project Reincarnation>!

For more details, please contact the manager listed below…

“I f*cking made it!!!!!”

This was the moment my VTuber life truly began.