Chap 9-Saint, Riding the Golem

 

“Ugh… I got wet again…”

The saintess sat on the bed with a blank expression.

The bedsheets were damp, and a faint scent of peaches wafted through the air…

The shameful acts she had experienced during the night had turned everything into a complete mess.

“I… I have to wash them, but I’m embarrassed… It’s better if I just wash them myself!”

-Tip-toe, tip-toe…

Just as she was tiptoeing out of the room.

“Oh my? Ellia, are you doing laundry?

I’ll do it, so please rest comfortably.”

“No, no, no, no, no?!

I… I’ll wash it myself!!!”

-Whoosh!

And the saintess, her face flushed red, hurriedly ran away.

“…Did the saintess suddenly hit puberty?”

Lilian tilted her head, watching her retreating figure.

–

– Swish, swish, swish

– Thump! Thump!

– Squeeze, squeeze…

“Haa… you’d think I peed or something…”

She hung her head in shame as she did the laundry.

And behind her, the maids chatted as they watched.

“Oh my~ The saintess even does her own laundry~”

“Hee… she’s so diligent. Most priests just take it for granted that we’ll do it for them…”

“Hehe… maybe she had an ‘accident’ on the blanket?”

“Hkyaat?!”

H-How did they know?!

“Oh my? ‘Hkyaat?!’ That’s so girlish…”

“Are you listening? Look how red her ears are getting…”

“She’s such a girly girl~ So cute…”

…I need to finish quickly and run away!

I’m so embarrassed I could die!!

I’m going to die of shame!!

-Dash, dash, dash!!

“Saintess~ If you have any worries, tell these older sisters~”

“Ellia running away so hastily is cute~”

I’m getting drained… ugh…

–

She hung up the laundry to dry and sat down on a chair.

Today, she diligently started the broadcast on time.

“Ah~ Hello everyone?

Today, a new day has dawned with the guidance of the divine god.”

– Ell Ha

– Saint Ha

– What are you doing today?

“Hmm~ I wonder…”

What kind of broadcasts have I done since coming to this world?

At most, just chatting, cosplay cam shows, exercise, etc…

Isn’t there something… something I can do for a long, long time?

– How about Colossus Battle?

– Ah, that? It’s in beta testing right now.

– I went and only did the tutorial on a golem last time, but it was f-fun.

“Colossus Battle?”

That’s right! There was a game!

Well, they recreated cell phones and computers with magic tools, so it’s likely there would be something like that!

– The Magic Tower co-produced it, and illusion mages, summoners, and alchemists gathered to create it.

– It’s really fun

– I heard that an isekai person made it

But they carefully select the testers, so you can’t do it without connections?

– The fields have to be created in reality, and the golems have to be made, so not just anyone can do it.

– It’s just a game for royalty and high-ranking people.

“Hee… is that so?”

Hmm… I thought it was just a normal game, but it’s almost a high-class hobby like golf and yacht sailing?

– But aren’t you a free pass since you’re the saintess?

– True, even most priests do it.

You’re practically equal to the Pope in the Holy Kingdom.

-Try it out, let’s go.

Oh, come to think of it, I’m quite high-ranking…

Maybe I should contact them later…

-Hello, this is Lucia, the director of the Magic Tower Research Institute.

Thank you for your interest in our game.

Please, I will send you an invitation, so please come at your convenience.

– Is that real??

– There’s no way it’s a scammer ㅋㅋ

That’s the person who optimized the broadcasting system and distributed portable magic tools, so if they impersonate her, they’ll get rekt immediately…

-Wow, the saintess is a big company, she got invited right away ㅋㅋ

“Wow! Thank you! I’ll definitely go!”

Huh? Am I that famous??

I only have about 50,000 subscribers yet…

Oh well! I have content, so that’s all that matters!

“Lilian! There’s a place I want to go!”

–

– Welcome! We’re having a 1 copper discount event for the goblin catching game!

– Everyone~ New 19+ game [Succubus Ganbarimasu!] is out!

– Hey, let’s duel.

“Wow… there are so many game booths…”

The Holy Kingdom branch game center street.

Numerous booths lined up and various games were on display.

People were also bustling and enjoying themselves.

– There are so many people ㅋㅋ

– Where’s Colossus Battle?

– It’s probably in the large booth at the very back?

“Ugh… there are so many people…”

-Squish!

“Hkig?!”

Ugh…

As I passed through the crowded people, large breasts kept bumping into me…

…It hurts.

“We will escort the saintess.”

-Lift!

“Kyaat?!”- Wow, princess carry

-Look at the saintess blushing

Lilian, who was on duty, couldn’t stand it anymore and picked up the saintess with both hands, causing her to scream in surprise.

Ugh… I’m embarrassed… but

it’s better than having my chest rubbed…?

Just as they were about to reach their destination…

– Bang!

– Crackle!

A white golem slammed its fist down hard, catching the magical beasts that appeared as holograms.

“Emily! That’s not a finishing move!

That’s a normal attack, a normal attack!”

“Ukyaaah?!”

…Is that Emily..?

–

“Aye~ It’s everyone’s pretty girl, Emily!”

– Hi hi

– Your chest is small today (deleted message)

– I heard you’re doing a collab, who are you doing it with??

– You’re already doing a collab??

As soon as she turned on the broadcast, she raised the corners of her mouth slightly in response to the viewers’ expectant reactions and invited a guest.

“Hehe… that is!”

“Hahaha!! Urth of the four heavenly dragons! Has come here!”

In response to her words, a winged, brown-haired woman appeared on the broadcast screen.

“Ta-da! It’s Urth from the empire!

She’s a major streamer? Isn’t she super cool?”

“Hmm! I also think you are beautiful!

Thank you very much for inviting me!”

–

??? Wow, that’s a really big shot

– How did you do it

– Look at those abs ㅋㅋ Kya…

– How is that a married woman with a child ㅋㅋ

A healthy tanned-skinned woman, Urth, appeared in a crop top and dolphin pants.

She was collaborating to support Emily according to the Princess’s orders.

– Wow, I want to touch those abs once

– Heueung… mommy…

– Emily’s connections are amazing, how did you scout her

– Urth is a variety streamer, so are you going to play a game?

“Of course! Today is Colossus Battle!

I’m going to experience it with Urth!”

“That’s right! You can look forward to it!”

The two then moved to the game center.

–

-Thud!

“Haaah…”

“…Emily? Why are you just standing there and tanking?”

The golem’s health in the virtual reality hologram reached 0, and it collapsed powerlessly, and a small girl crawled out of the cockpit.

– You’re really bad

– Lololololol you missed even though you shot in front of you

– Honestly, I understand why she lost the saintess candidate competition lololol (This message has been deleted)

“Hmm… this might be a little difficult…”

“Heeeeek… it’s hard…”

Seeing Emily wriggling on the floor like a larva, Urth scratched her head as if she was in trouble.

“If you’re bad, you should at least be funny…

Today’s broadcast angle isn’t coming out at all, so it’s ambiguous…”

Emily’s gaming skills were terrible.

She couldn’t use boosters properly, her accuracy was bad, and she couldn’t kite properly and took all kinds of attacks.

“Hmm… I should have practiced in advance… huh?”

– Kwaaaaaang!!

– Swoooooosh!!!

In the corner of her vision as she pondered.

A loud noise echoed and she heard an unusual sound.

“Kyaaaa!!! This is so much fun!!!”

-Crackle crackle crackle!!!

A golem tearing magical beasts apart with its hands, kicking them, and flying around like crazy.

That is…

“Everyone!! How am I?! Am I cool??”

– What is that scary

– No, how did you do that

– Is that a person?? They’re fighting 10 Behemoths with one Heat Hawk and winning??

– They’re all getting cut down in 1 minute It doesn’t seem like a human

– Saintess (Physical)

“That’s… Saintess Ellia…”

As if in response to her mutterings, the saintess was riding a golem and slicing enemy units with godlike control skills.

– Saintess, I’m sorry for acting up without knowing my place

– Are those orcs getting their heads smashed the Ellia fans??

– No way, she’s completely disabled the limiter and auto-controls and she’s flying this thing 100% manually?!? What kind of maniac is she?!

“Hehe! That’s 50!”

…This is the best! It’s so much fun!!

I thought this world would be a little boring, but it’s so much fun!

– Crackle!

– Crunch!

Ellia was rampaging wildly across the field and laughing.

The others stopped controlling their golems and hesitated in fear…

“Tear! Stab! Cut! Rip!”

What she was holding was an axe.

But it was destroying everything in front of it.

She kicked an orc to the ground and stomped on its head to burst it.

She threw an axe at a flying Wyvern to knock it down, then pulled out the embedded weapon and chopped off its neck.

And…

“Kuworrrrrrrrr!!!!”

“Eek! This guy is really tricky!”

-Kuwoooong!!

A large magical beast rushed in.

She grabbed the charging Fenrir’s jaws tightly and blocked it with both hands.

– Isn’t that a boss that 4 people take down?

– I’ve never seen anyone arm wrestle with a Fenrir before

– Doesn’t the golem usually not output that much??

– It seems like they released the limiter.

Of course, there’s no crazy person who can 1v1 a Fenrir even if they release it

“Ajajat!!!”

-Pshhhhhh!!!

“Kuwoeoreoreo?!”

The steam from the golem she was riding was fiercely spewing out, and the piston lifted the Fenrir in an extremely compressed state.

“Fly away!”

-Swoooosh!!

“Keeeengeeee!!”

She threw it away with all her might, and the magical beast flew high into the air before crashing to the ground with a loud noise.

– Kwaaaaaaaang!!!

– What the fuck lololol

– What the hell is Ellia??

– I’ve only seen the Fenrir eating users’ heads, but seeing it being toyed with makes me feel sorry for it

“Haha! Weak, weak!”

“Kkegegaeng!”

And the Fenrir curled its tail and began to run away pathetically.

– Wait; does it usually run away like that?

– No, it usually roars once and disappears when a certain amount of health is lost, it’s a mythical beast so it’s impossible to kill and only repelled according to the setting

– Fenbro…

“Haha! Fun!”

Urth of the four heavenly dragons turned her gaze from the staggering Emily to the saintess and burned with a competitive spirit, showing her confident smile.