Chap 6-Saint’s Virgin Verification Time

 

“Haa… I’m so tired.”

Having a shouting match with the busty enthusiasts Cardinal drained my mind and body, leaving me exhausted.

Ugh… I need to shower quickly, browse the gallery, and then sleep…

As I was walking towards my room, half-collapsed,

-Thud!

“Eehiek?!”

“Hweok?!”

Something suddenly buried itself in my chest, and two voices of surprise echoed in the hallway.

“Eubeub… Eubeubeub!!”

“W-What is it?! …Huh?”

Looking down at my chest,

I saw a little girl with pigtails struggling to get her head out of my cleavage.

“Oh my…”

“I’m… I’m gonna die! I’m gonna die from the Boob Monster!!”

-Hug!

“Puh-ha! I’m alive…”

“I’m sorry… Haha…”

The girl, finally escaping from my ample bosom, caught her breath and glared at the saintess.

“Hey! Watch where you’re going!

Huh? You’re… Ellia?”

“Um, do I know you personally?”

Just as she was about to shout, her eyes met mine, and her eyes widened.

I don’t really know who she is, but it was definitely a face I remembered…

“Hey! Don’t you know me?! It’s Emily! I was a saintess candidate who competed with you!”

“Ah… Right… Hehe.”

Oh, that’s right…

This girl was the one the Cardinal chose, wasn’t she?

So, she was someone who competed with me…

“Hmph! Really… So a loser like me is not worth remembering?! Just you wait!

I’ll debut as an internet streamer and crush your high nose!”

-Hmph!

Seeming very upset, she huffed as she passed by.

Oh.

It seems I already had a bit of a favorable impression on this girl?

Well… She’s a cute kid, but she lacks a bit of femininity, so I, with my big heart, have to understand. Uh-huh.

–

“Hello, everyone?”

– Saintess Ha (meaning Saintess Hi)

– I want to be buried in the Saintess’s chest and repent

– What are you doing today? Just chatting? No games?

Hmm… Looking at these people, I’m not sure if they’re really clergy… It seems like there are far more impious people than devout believers…

-OPWM (Only Panties With Me)

“Ah. I only wear white underwear.”

– Ooh yeah

– Pure white, wow

– White is definitely a symbol of purity

“Oops.”

Oh no.

I accidentally answered again.

Seriously, why do these people sexually harass me all the time!

I get baited without even realizing it!

“Ahem! L-Let’s move on!”

– Hehehe… This cute girl…

– No way? I’m going to keep teasing you about wearing white panties?

– Mmm~ The scent of this fresh maiden~

R-Really! These people…!

– But is Ellia a virgin?

– Lol, of course it’s a concept, with that body, there’s no way she hasn’t done it, right?

– ?? What’s wrong with the guys above?

– Are they trolls?

– What, why did the OPWM topic suddenly

turn into a virginity topic?

…Something’s strange.

Even if the chatroom usually has lewd comments, it wouldn’t be this aggressive…

This felt… felt off somehow.

–

-Tap tap!

“Hehe… Time to show you the empire shadow knights’ trolling skills!”

“No matter how mentally strong a streamer is, they would crack under this pressure!”

The saintess’s suspicion was true.

The shadow knights dispatched by the Princess’s orders.

They were polluting the saintess’s chatroom with provocative words.

They were doing their best to break the saintess’s spirit by comparing her to other streamers and making inappropriate jokes.

All with the single-minded determination to defeat the empire’s enemy.

“…Hmm, I still don’t like this kind of dirty work.”

Urth, one of the four heavenly dragons, watching the operation from behind them.

-Swish!

Urth of the four heavenly dragons looked at it with a reluctant expression and then left the scene.

“Well… shall we see how our former saintess candidate is doing?”

–

“Hello~ You losers♡

I’m Emily, the Holy Kingdom’s most beautiful girl!”

– Nuoooooong lol

– Wow, her body looks so soft

– The baby’s going to starve to death… (deleted message)

“Hehe… Right? You like me that much, don’t you?”

She started broadcasting to compete with the saintess.

Voice Recognition Magic Tool, screen, and all kinds of equipment were all covered with the latest high-end products from the Magic Tower.

It was truly the best start.

The promotion was also solid thanks to the Cardinal’s support, so as soon as she started broadcasting, hundreds of people entered.

-What’s the fun in watching a flat-chested girl? (deleted message)

…Of course, not all viewers were friendly to her, so many managers were punishing them in real time.

The subordinates of the four heavenly dragons dispatched by the empire’s Princess.

Their skills were certain.

– But Ellia is already broadcasting in the Holy Kingdom

– Right, usually, if the viewer pie is split like this, isn’t it a loss? It seems better for one leader to focus on broadcasting

– Emily is the loser of the last saintess competition (deleted message)

“…Grind…”

As expected.

As Ellia’s rising popularity was not insignificant, Emily bit her lip in frustration, suppressing her anger.

“Hehe… I don’t know what’s so good about that woman with the ridiculously big breasts…”

– ???

– That’s what’s good (deleted message)

– This petite body is perfect for a bride

– This is a woman, yeah

‘…Nice assist!’

As the shadow knights chimed in as viewers with good timing, the atmosphere in the chatroom gradually changed.

– There’s also a rumor that Ellia is not a virgin lol

– ?? Isn’t that just slander? (deleted message)

– It’s shameless to say she’s a virgin lol

Look at those vulgar boobs…

-If men don’t hit on her with that body?

-It doesn’t make sense

-Now that I see it, it makes sense…

Very good…

Their plot is successfully taking hold.

Now is the time to finish it off.

“Hee… Ellia…

She was definitely very popular with boys since she was little!

Including the candidate days… She could make a library out of love letters, you know?”

– Right, at that level, she might have been taken advantage of once

– Wait, I’ll ask Ellia

– Oh oh, where are those guys going

Hehe… Ellia, I’m sorry.

I didn’t want to go this far?

If you had obediently given up the saintess position…

You stole my dream… I can’t just hand it over.

–

“Yes! You want me to verify my virginity, right?”

“…Huh?”

What is this girl.

She’s breaking through the non-virginity suspicion head-on..?

N-No way, that can’t be!

With that pretty face and well-proportioned body, how can she be a virgin!

– Eh?

– Is she really going to do it???

– Other places would push this kind of talk away

I like Ellia a little?

Wait… If she’s really a virgin…!

– But how will she verify her virginity?

– If she messes up, it’ll be rated 19+…

– That’s right

– Unicorn Ranch go go

“Oh my? Unicorn Ranch, you say? Okay! You’re saying I can verify my virginity there?

I’ll go right away!”

“…”

Emily, seeing the saintess’s smiling face, sweated anxiously.

–

-Heeheeheeheehing!!

“This is… Unicorn Ranch…”

I came here to verify my virginity without even realizing it…

Sigh… How did this happen?

W-Well! The non-virginity suspicion is… um!

I was too angry to bear it!

It’s an insult to the owner of this body and me!

To utter dirty words to a pure and sacred body…

Huh? What about sexual harassment?

…That’s different!

Non-virginity is the worst statement that insults a girl’s personality!

Sexual harassment is… well, it’s like a 5-star rating in a restaurant review?

Anyway! Stop thinking strange things and let’s go in…

-Heeheeheeheehing!!!!

“Kuaaaaaaaack!!!!”

-Kwaaaang!!!

The moment I stepped into the ranch.

The fence was smashed and something flew away.

-Flutter…

“Keueut… This damn horse bastard… I’ll kill you!!!”

“Fluttering!!!”

…What is this.

Why is that woman screaming and covered in blood, fighting a unicorn?

And why is the unicorn glaring at that woman with red eyes, trying to kill her?

– Kwaang!

– Baaaaaack!!!

“Oh my! Isn’t that the Saintess!

Welcome to Unicorn Ranch!”

Just in time, the owner of the ranch came up and

welcomed me with a hearty laugh.

“Ah… Haha, hello…

But what is this scene…”

“Hehe! It’s simple! It’s a fight between a non-virgin trying to subdue a unicorn with force to get virginity verification and a unicorn fighting back with the determination to die!”

“Eh…”

So, to summarize roughly…

“In the Holy Kingdom, a woman’s purity is a very important matter in marriage…

When you hold a unicorn’s horn at a meeting between families, the woman’s side becomes very advantageous in the dowry

That’s why they’re desperately fighting.”

“Ah… Yes”

…I didn’t want to know…

-Kwaaaaaaaang!!!

“Keuheok?! Keueuk… D-Damn… Was I not strong enough…”

-Thud…

“Fluttering!!”

It’s that woman from before…

She ended up being impaled by the horn and slammed into the wall, groaning in pain before collapsing.

The unicorn smiled in victory and looked down with a pitiful gaze.

“…Saintess, it’s a rude remark, but if you’re not a virgin, please go back… Every day, this ranch has dozens of casualties… If you try to break the horn by force, there will be a considerable sacrifice…”

“It’s okay.”

But.

I can do it. If it’s me!

“…!!”

The ranch owner’s eyes widened at the saintess’s confident words, and he trembled.

“Could it be…”

-Step step…

I’m not afraid of any slander or trials in this world.

I will overcome it with my own strength.

-Clack!

“Heeheehing!!’

As I confidently stepped into the ranch, dozens of unicorns looked this way.

…Honestly, I’m a little scared.

They wouldn’t kill me by stabbing me with their horns just because my previous life was a man, would they?!

I-If Ellia is really not a virgin… No! Let’s not have negative thoughts!

-Towering!

“Heehing…”

“Fluttering…”

Before I knew it, I reached the center of the ranch, and the unicorns gradually approached me.

They flared their nostrils, smelled me here and there, and looked around, paying close attention to my presence.

I’m scared… Save me.

-Swish!

Then, a larger form appeared from among the unicorns.

“T-That’s the unicorn king!

No way! It’s rare for that guy to come out on his own!”

The ranch owner shouted, and I flinched, taking a closer look at the form of the guy standing in front of me.

A sleek and sturdy body.

Distinct features and a sharp, brightly shining horn.

An overwhelming presence compared to other individuals.

So… That guy is the unicorn king…!

“Fluttering…”

And that guy came right in front of me.

– Clack!

– Clack!!!

He knelt down.

Not just one…

“…No way… All the unicorns knelt down… They acknowledged her as a true virgin!”

Dozens of unicorns all knelt down and bowed their heads towards me.

“…Huh?”