Chap 20-The Saintess Hates the Pity Pulls
by Afuhfuihgs
“Is that…me?
– Yes
– Sync rate is 100% though?
– Exactly the same?? Like a carbon copy??
Haha…these troublemakers…
They’re lying to provoke me on purpose!
There’s no way that’s me! No way!
Me doing such a sexy appeal and making such coquettish eyes?
Well…it’s a game, so I have to understand this much exaggeration~
Ah, right! I didn’t ask about the performance!
“Guys, is this okay for newbies to pull?- Yes, right now, there’s the Saintess deck, Princess deck, Four Heavenly Dragons deck, Lucia deck, Demon King deck, Hero deck, etc.but the remaining cards don’t have enough parts yet, so realistically, other than Saintess, Princess, and Four Heavenly Dragons, they’re out of the meta.
-If you’re aiming for high potential, it’s the Princess deck, and the Four Heavenly Dragons deck has good ace performance and isn’t too heavy, so it’s an all-rounder.
-Lucia deck is so good, the thrill is amazing, try it try it
– Oh, here we go again, take your medicine
– For the Saintess deck, Bunny Girl Elia, Saintess Elia, and Emily are essential parts, and there’s not much else, so it’s easy for newbies to use.
– There are so many card game addicts here lol
– This gallery is so funny
The duration of banning trolls is reduced depending on the outcome of the duel
– Yes, so I played Counter-Strike, and I beat all 3 moderators and was acquitted
– Who is this guy again
“Hmm…I see! I’ll try the Saintess deck first!”
Wow…it’s piling up so high…
Is it because the game is so famous?
Anyway, I should start advertising soon.
“Okay~ first…I’ll do 50 pulls first!
I’m pretty sure 80 pulls was the soft pity, right?”
– Yes, yes
– I hope that bastard shows up lol
– lol for real
Ahem! Well, the personality and everything is completely different, but…
well…I guess I have to pull since it looks pretty even to me!
To…to be honest, that stocking texture is a scam!
– Whoosh!!
– Simon! Activate the magical power transfer device!
– Ye…yes sir…
Ooh…the gacha animation is good?
A video came out of Lucia in the lab instructing her assistant, and he was pulling the lever while whimpering.
– lol didn’t get it lol
– Every time that damn assistant whimpers, I want to beat him to death
– Only 4-stars appear in this oh. Judging from people’s reactions, this 10-pull seems to have failed.
“Ah, is that so? What’s the 5-star animation?”
-lol you’ll see later
And then the result screen comes out.
3 paladins…Ellia-bum…Dragon warrior…
Ugh, only trash mobs appeared?
I only got a 4-star spell card.
[Spell Card: Typhoon – Destroys one equipment or field card activated by the opponent]
– It’s just versatile
– It’s good enough for control
“Well…I didn’t expect anything from the first one…
I’ll keep pulling for now!”
-Whoosh…
I kept pulling the gacha…
– lololol
– Good luck
– It’s pity, it’s pity, it’s pity~
“…”
In the end, everything went wrong and I ended up with 60 pulls.
Please…I need to get it this time, or else it’s pity…
-The Holy Kingdom’s saintess candidate! Emily is here~! Wait! Where are you looking!
“Hehe…cute…”
I didn’t get a 5-star…but still, a cute girl appeared on the screen.
Emily points with her index finger extended, pouting her face and saying “Hmph!”
The absolute territory between her skirt and stockings was attractive.
– Oh, at least you got an essential part
– Emily is good enough
“Ehehe…Emily-chan…”
– Ugh
– Saintess, you were a little creepy just now…
“Ha…ha?! What…huh!!”
“Huh? Is someone outside?”
“….”
That’s strange? I’m sure someone shouted outside…
Am I imagining things?
Let’s just hit pity for now.
– Whoosh!!
– Simon!!! Simon!!! Hurry!!!
– Yessss sir!!! Hukk?!
Oh! This time it’s different!
Lucia, looking urgent, shouted, and the assistant hurriedly ran and hit his head on the lever while falling.
– Rumble!!!
– Hueeeeeeck!!
And a fierce wind blows.
The assistant flies away pathetically.
– lol got it lol
– This is a 5-star guaranteed animation yes yes
“Oh! Really? Please be Bunny Girl!!”
The golden wind subsided…
What was revealed in the meantime was…a sturdy man’s…
A man?
-The unworthy paladin Banbandore has answered your call.
“Ah”
– lololololol
– Meme material has arrived lol
– This is what happens when you get off-banner
Betraying the saintess’s expectations, what appeared was a sturdy shoulder and thick arms.
A paladin wearing armor and a longsword.
“Well…it’s okay since it’s still a 5-star, right?”
– It might be more useful than a 4-star?
– No, it’s worse than a tier 1 4-star
– Since it’s a 5-star, the basic attack and defense stats are high, so just use it
– That bastard is trash, just throw him away
– Ah, just a ^always off-banner cock effect shitty meat shield launcher^
“Ugh…”
People’s reactions are too bad.
I guess it’s a dud…
“Well…there’s nothing I can do, I’ll pull again”
It’s sad to get off-banner the first time, but it’s not unusable, so I just moved on.
And…
– lololololol
– How can someone hit full pity lol
– Ellia, you’re re~ally unlucky (deleted message)
– Gasp
– Someone died!
“…”
This is…too much!
I already hit full pity?!
And now I have to fill the pity stack again!
That’s impossible…sob…
Well…okay, I have to roll the gacha, right?
It’s guaranteed this time…
-Hello? I have arrived here by the call of the divine god…BbyongBbyong
Ugh..uh?! Wait a minute?!
It’s troubling if you look at me with those eyes…BbyongBbyong…
Finally, the gacha animation I’ve been waiting for comes out.
A bright light shines down on my eyes.
“Wow”
– Kya
– So pretty, really
– Elmoney…
– A beauty who saved a failing game lol
Th…this is…
It’s a real scam…
How can they make something so pretty…
A bright smile and clear blue eyes.
And a blush on her cheeks…
I unconsciously wanted to hold out the hand she offered demurely.
I thought she was like…a goddess.
– Tap!
– Kyaa?! Where are you touching?!
Eh. What is this.
I touched her chest as if possessed, and there’s even morphing?
When I touched her chest, she panicked and covered her large breasts with both hands, glaring with a tearful expression.
– Ellia’s admiring expression lololololol
– A crazy design that even the person herself falls for
– Saintess, you’re drooling
“…”
If this character was here in person…
I would have fallen in love for real.
“Slurp…”
– Hey hey Ellia, that’s you, you
– Your eyes look so dangerous??
– We’re doomed lol Ellia’s gone crazy lol
“…How many do I need to pull to max it out?”
I’m going to max this out no matter what.
Even if I have to throw everything I have at it.
– 1 copy for the base and 5 breakthroughs and the remaining 1 copy
– If you breakthrough 1 card, cards with the same name also share the breakthrough
– But the Bunny Girl Elia breakthrough effect just increases the percentage by about 2%, so just having one copy is enough
– Ooh, are we having sex?
– You have to pull one copy and get the signature weapon. ㅇㅇ
“Then please wait a moment.”
Well…this is also advertising?
There’s the minor point that I’m spending my own money, but who cares??
Should I just lightly spend about 2 truckloads???
“Here I goooo!!!”
– Please be Banbandore!!
– lol crazy, how many gems is that
– Info) Ellia only played the tutorial once
– Shivering…
And so the gacha results are…
– Another pity lololol
– No, if it appears at soft pity, it’s okay
“Haa…no 5-star in 70 pulls…I have to hope it appears here.”
…This probability is really messed up! It’s a trash game!
How can you make the characters so hot and do this!
Ugh…that’s so mean!
-Rumble!!!
And so the guaranteed 5-star character is…
-The unworthy paladin, Banbandor…
“Fuck”
– ????
– Saintess swearing for the first time
– Lady Ellia???
“Ah”
…I’m screwed.
I was so pissed that I…
“Ah…no?! I would never…
Ah, not that! It was a mistake, a mistake!”
– Yes yes, everything you say is right
– lol fr
– Swearing Saintess, this is rare
Ugh…I swore without thinking…
I was trying to do a pure broadcast, but this happened…
“Ah…anyway! I’ll keep pulling”
And so I hit pity again and pulled Bunny Girl…
And the next gacha also hit pity…
-Saintess Elia, I have come here.
I will fight with you for the sake of evil!
Oh…this must be the original Ellia.
She’s wearing her usual nun outfit…she’s pretty…
Bunny Girl is pretty, but the original is definitely charming too.
– Oh, you got an essential part, congrats
– It’s above average among the standard characters
– At least Banbandore didn’t appear
Hehe…there are 3 Ellias including me…
I’d be happy if I could marry these 2 and live happily ever after, right?
– What’s with Ellia’s lips curling up lololol
– She’s a real narcissist
– No, that’s you, you idiot lol
People are saying things, but…well, what can I do if it’s pretty!
If these Ellias confessed to me, I would definitely accept!
And have about 7 children…ehehe…
– Saintess, I’m feeling a little uncomfortable right now…
– It’s amazing that you can show how annoying you are with that face
– But it’s still cute lololol
“Ah…w..well! I’ll keep pulling!”
And so I charged again and pulled…
-The unworthy paladin Banb…
“Haa…”
– lololololol
– No, seriously lol why does he keep appearing lol
– I’m going crazy lol really
Well…what? It’s possible to keep appearing while doing gacha, right?
Let’s keep our mental and keep doing gacha!
-Whoosh!!!
Eh? What?? Two golden colors??
This is definitely it!!!
– ????
– Holy shit, is that possible????
– No way
– Che
– At
– Che
– At
Finally!!! God has heard my prayers…!!
– The unworthy paladin, Banbandore…
– The unworthy paladin, Banbandore…
– Has answered your call.
– Has answered your call.
…Huh?
– lololololol
– Damn, that’s so funny lololololol
– How can you get 2 at once lololololol
“…Grind”
Haha…I can’t stand this.
“Ah, fuck, this is so frustrating!!! Really!!!!”
-Bang!!
Moment. As the anger exceeded the critical point.
She saw the result screen with 2 Banbandores appearing and shouted while throwing a fist of anger.
– Ooh wow
– Saintess is extremely angry lololololol
– Wow, there are a lot of rare clips today
– You can endure confession, but you can’t endure off-banner lol
– But who’s that in the back?
– ??
“Yes? I’m alone right now…”
-Clang!
Huh? I was definitely alone…
What is it? This plate is breaking…
“S…Saintess-nim?”
“…Ah?”
– Holy shit
– Um…
– Ooh…
– Oh no
And I.
While in shock, I dropped the fruit plate and ended up facing a certain paladin.
“S…Sir Banbandore? This is, well…”
“…”
“Wa…wait! Please wait! I can explain…!”
But.
Banbandore shed tears like chicken droppings and kicked open the soundproof booth and left.
“Hwaaaaaaaaah!!!!
The Saintess said I was fucking frustrating..!!!!”
“Sir Banbandore!!! Wait a minute!! Let’s talk!!!”
– lololololol
– What’s with the sudden chase lololololol
– (Ellia dumbfounded)
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