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    -Whoosh!!

    The Cardinal, in his PetiteVoluptuous form, drew an Arrow of Light, aiming it at her.

    “Ellia… I will show you mercy…

    If you return to your former, demure self, I will spare your life.”

    “Do I look like I care?”

    – Kwaaaang!!!

    – Thwack!!!

    The Arrow of Light grazed Ellia’s hair as she stood there calmly, embedding itself around her.

    “…This is your final warning.

    If you provoke me any further… you will die.”

    “E-Ellia! It’s dangerous… you have to run…”

    “No, I won’t run anymore.”

    -Firmly!

    Despite Emily’s trembling words of fear, she stood tall, unyielding.

    “I will shatter your belief that Petite is superior…

    Right here, right now!”

    “Tch… you fool…!”

    -Screeeeeech!!!

    Just as the Cardinal finally drew back the bowstring…

    -Swish!

    Ellia pulled blue and red pills from her pocket.

    “W-What is that!”

    -Gulp!

    Ignoring the Cardinal’s flustered voice, she swallowed the pills in one gulp.

    It was the secret weapon Ellia had requested from Lucia.

    “Hoo…”

    “Ellia?”

    -Tzzzzzzzzzzzt!!!

    And soon, red and blue electricity crackled around her.

    “You… wench! What on earth!!!”

    “[Flat Spell – Petite]

    [Older Sister Spell – Voluptuous]”

    “I’m asking you what you’re doing!!!!!”

    However, Ellia, undeterred by the Cardinal’s screams, began to control the electricity enveloping her.

    -Rumble rumble rumble rumble!!!!

    “T-Tremendous!! This power…!”

    “[Combination Spell – PetiteVoluptuous]”

    -Kwaaaaaaaaang!!!!!

    Soon, a massive wave of power swept through the surroundings.

    In the past.

    When war raged across the continent.

    [Title: If you hate lizard bastards, upvote ㅋㅋㅋ]

    (Picture of a burning house.jpg)

    Give me back my house, you bastards

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    – Hot

    – Where do you live?

    – My former fief

    – Wow, legendary. Burned it all down.

    – At least you had a house to burn.

    [Title: Sharing evacuation routes from the Dragon Empire’s advance]

    The kingdom is already half destroyed, so the occupied areas will be swarming with occupying forces…

    Their next targets are the Alliance and the Holy Kingdom, the Alliance is already 90% at risk with the main force arriving, and the Holy Kingdom is also dangerous with the special forces constantly moving around…

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    – Hey, tell me the evacuation route, you bitch

    – Evacuation (to the afterlife)

    – Everything’s dangerous, you damn bastards

    – Because it really is dangerous

    – Lol. Okay. I see where these guys are going.

    – Kyaaaaaaaaah!!

    – Save me!!!

    (Burn the house! Emote)

    Flames blazed across the world, and the kingdoms of humans fell one by one.

    -Clop.. clop…

    At the time, he was still a priest, tending to the sick, when he saw a knight on horseback approaching the infirmary.

    “…Already dead.”

    However, the knight was already deceased. A small babble could be heard from the bundle he held dearly in his arms.

    “Uwoong…”

    “Oh my… a little angel has fallen from the sky…”

    And so, he made eye contact with the infant.

    “Judging by this knight’s armor… hmm…

    A noble from somewhere, or perhaps a fallen royal?”

    -Swish…

    And he took out something held in the knight’s hand.

    “The name is… Ellia…”

    It was a piece of paper with the child’s name written on it.

    The letters were damaged here and there…

    But it probably said to raise her well.

    -Squeeze.

    The priest silently clenched the paper tightly.

    .

    .

    .

    “Father!! I got first place in scripture reading this time!!!”

    “Hehe… is that so?”

    The child gradually grew up, with cute blue eyes and golden, shining beautiful hair.

    – Ellia,,, accept my love,,,!!

    – Sorry. Actually, I… love Saint George’s Battle Hammer.

    ….

    As Ellia grew into a beautiful young woman, she received countless confessions from boys, but ignored them all.

    And secretly, the priest was relieved.

    She was like a daughter to him.

    “Hehe… what if she says she wants to marry me?”

    He chuckled, watching the rejected boy.

    But…

    Soon, hell unfolded for him…

    Her petite figure and chubby cheeks gradually gained curves…

    Lines began to form.

    Her waist narrowed, her hips widened,

    her chest swelled, and she exuded a feminine scent.

    “N-No… this can’t be!!

    Ellia… has rotted!!”

    As the cute Ellia suddenly grew taller, their relationship soured.

    “Cardinal! I want to participate in the event too…”

    “Shut your mouth, tsk… smells like a chicken coop…”

    “???”

    And so, the two people’s ending eventually flowed into destruction.

    “Pope… I think that Cardinal is crazy…”

    “Hehe… that bastard…

    His head must have regressed to childhood…

    Don’t worry, I’ll purify that crazy bastard’s head with a holy stake.”

    -Kwaaaaaang!!

    “Kuaaaaaaaack!!!”

    “Hah!”

    The Cardinal opened his eyes in the swirling wind.

    He reminisced about the old days for a moment before returning to reality.

    “Ellia…”

    And he saw Ellia, who slowly revealed herself as the wind subsided.

    “This… will judge you…”

    “…That form!!”

    A smaller height.

    Chubby cheeks.

    Sparkling eyes.

    And even petite hips…

    However. Something about that form stood out.

    “This is the form that will give you enlightenment.”

    Large breasts that didn’t suit her small appearance…

    This is… this is….

    “Petiteeee…?”

    -Fssss…

    The Cardinal, who had been in his Divine manifestation form, was now crawling on all fours, circling around Ellia.

    “Voluptuous…? Petiteeee…?”

    As if regressed to infancy, he seemed broken, wandering around with blank eyes, observing her.

    “Ugh…”

    Emily gagged at the sight, and Ellia stared at him with unwavering resolve in her eyes.

    “Do you still hate Voluptuous even now?”

    “Huk… kuhuhuk… Petiteeee… sniff…”

    The Cardinal then sat on the floor, shedding tears and repenting.

    “I see… I… foolishly had a narrow view… ah…

    In the end, Petite was always there, no matter what form it took…”

    -Step step…

    And Ellia approached with a benevolent smile, and the Cardinal reached out his hand wistfully, shedding tears of faith.

    -Clang!

    “From this moment on, I am arresting you under Article 2 of the Holy Law for treason, sedition, and sexual harassment.

    You have the right to retain an attorney, you will have the opportunity to defend yourself in court, and you may exercise your right to remain silent.”

    “Huh?”

    -Flutter!

    And she held out a stack of papers to the Cardinal, who was standing there blankly.

    “Holy Kingdom Court… arrest warrant… issued?”

    “O brave hero~ Let’s eat prison food~”

    “N-No! This can’t be!!!!”

    -Clatter!

    The disarmed Cardinal was subdued by Ellia, shackled and screaming.

    “Hwaaaaaaaaa!!!”

    “Ellia, is he crying?”

    “I don’t know. Maybe he’s having a bad dream.”

    [Title: Holy Kingdom normalizing in real time]

    (Picture of the Cardinal and the commander of the paladin being dragged away in shackles.jpg)

    Cracking down on pedos is Dae-Ellia

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    – Igeogwon ㅋㅋ

    – This must also be the saintess’s grace

    – What’s going on?? What happened?

    – The Cardinal was exposed for bringing in the Dragon Empire and is going to trial, probably living in prison for the rest of his life

    -You son of a bitch haha

    -Now Ellia is the undisputed top

    “Phew.”.. the drug’s effects are over now…”

    The saintess, having finished everything, returned to her original form.

    The shadow knights’ disruption… the fight with Urth…

    Uterine massage to stop Lucia’s plot…

    Using the Elixir of Youth to subdue the Cardinal, etc…

    So many things had happened in an instant, and she was exhausted.

    “I need to go wash up quickly… hmm, what should I broadcast tomorrow?”

    As she watched the paladins cleaning up the mess, staring blankly at the setting sun, she heard a girl’s voice.

    “Ellia! Are you okay?”

    “Yeah… I’m okay.”

    “Ahem!”

    Seeing Ellia with a more dazed expression than usual, Emily cleared her throat and leaned in.

    -Smooch!

    “Huh?!”

    “…I did that to cheer you up.”

    A sudden kiss on the cheek.

    Ellia regained her energy and said with a smirk.

    “Pfft… okay!”

    And so, the chaotic battle came to an end for now.

    This time…

    -Click!

    “Ahaha… everyone, hello?

    It’s been a while…

    – Thousand

    – Punishment

    – Thousand

    – Punishment

    – Ellia who went silent for 5 days

    without notice << if she’s a total Joat, upvote haha

    -ㅇㄷ-ㅂㅌ

    The public sentiment plummeted as soon as the broadcast started.

    Ellia was sweating profusely, trying to calm them down.

    “Hey… everyone,

    I was too busy for the Holy Kingdom?

    So please forgive me this time…”

    -Seriously, shouldn’t we let her off the hook??

    -She took care of all the troublemakers this time

    -Hey, are you clueless? This is when you harass her to make her do things like cat cosplay – I’m as angry as 10 bunny girls haha – Seriously, I can forgive her if the maid and her do ASMR on both sides…You perverts…”

    Only then did Ellia see their dark intentions and cursed them with a look of disgust.

    – Wait a minute

    – I’m getting a little reaction….

    – Say “Die, you piece of trash” just once!!!

    “…Pfft”

    Perhaps because so many unrealistic things had happened, she laughed at the sight of their unchanging behavior.

    Maybe… she had been longing for this kind of everyday life.

    – So what are you doing now?

    ?

    ?

    “?”

    However, the broadcast suddenly turned cold at someone’s words.

    -No… the Colossus Battle is also under repair and inspection and we’ve already done all the exercise and chatting stuff

    Isn’t there no broadcast content?

    -Go!!!!!

    Losing faith means death…!!

    “Oh, right.”

    She stared blankly at the screen and then raised her hand as if an idea had occurred to her.

    “Let’s do a confession?”

    – Confession (thousands of people watching live)

    – Confidentiality guaranteed (not)

    – Get out of here ㅋㅋㅋ

    – Our friend Ellia… Is she perhaps a moron who doesn’t even know what confession is?

    Huh?

    Wasn’t confession originally a content where you get publicly executed in front of thousands of people…?

    -Really?

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