Chap 15-The Civil War Of Holy Kingdom

 

“Hmm… when will she arrive?”

The Saintess was sitting at the table in her room, propping up her chin.

She looked as if she was waiting for someone.

-Knock knock!

“E…Ellia? Are you there?”

“Ah! Emily, come in quickly!”

The one who opened the door and came in was a girl with pink pigtails.

And she looked at Ellia with a determined expression, as if she had made up her mind about something.

“So, what is it? What did you want to talk about?”

“…I came to confess… to confess everything I’ve done so far.”

“?!”

Emily gripped the hem of her skirt tightly with her hands, and then confessed everything that had happened in a somewhat trembling voice.

“The troublemakers in your chat room are all shadow knights from the empire.

They spread non-virgin bait and post on places like galleries…

And I also used that… to muddy the waters…

Targeting you…”

“Is that so…?”

“I…I’m sorry… sniff…

I shouldn’t have done this… I’m really sorry…

I must be a really bad person… You’re already having a hard time…

Instead of helping you, I did such bad things because of my inferiority complex…”

And the girl started to cry.

As she spoke, her chest became heavy, and she sobbed in a trembling voice.

-Hug

“Emily, thank you.”

“..Eh?!”

But the Princess hugged her tightly, and Emily suddenly opened her eyes wide at the warm and soft sensation on her head.

“I…I did bad things to you…”

“So? Rather, I filmed content with the non-virgin bait, got weapons, and my viewership went up, right?

Haters? They’re everywhere.

Just think of it as getting vaccinated in advance.

And….”

Ellia gave her a dazzling and beautiful smile.

“Because I enjoy being with you.”

“…Ugh?!”

-Flushed!

At her sudden words, Emily turned her head away, her face flushed red.

“…You’re such an idiot…”

“Huh?!’

-Hug…

Although she was complaining with words, her body honestly snuggled into Ellia’s arms, craving warmth.

“Hehe… and you know what? Real bad people never apologize, right?

The fact that you’re apologizing…

It’s because you’re my precious friend.”

“Ugh… thank you… sniff”

Emily stayed in the Princess’s arms for a long time, sobbing.

“Hmm… but aside from the shadow knights, why did that dragon woman target me?

She fought like she was going to kill me…”

“…It’s the Cardinal. He brought the empire in.

He asked the Princess for support, and

the shadow knights and four heavenly dragons were dispatched…”

“Huh?! That person??”

No way.

It was his instigation.

“To bring in outside forces to the already unstable Holy Kingdom, and even target me, the leader…”

Ellia’s eyes gradually turned into a bubbling glare.

“Eek!”

“…I have to go catch that old man right away.”

And the Princess left the startled Emily behind and shouted loudly enough for it to be heard outside.

“Sir Banbandoor!”

-Bang!

“…! Saintess! Did you call for me?”

Her loyal paladin and confidant.

Sir Banbandoor responded to the call with a hurried expression.

“…Apply for a warrant to the religious court.”

“That…that means…”

“Yes…”

And Ellia answered with a rare, sharp expression.

“Arrest the Cardinal.”

“Yes! I understand!

I will summon the paladin order immediately!”

-Thump thump!

He obeyed her command without any questions.

“And… just in case…”

-Beep!

She picked up a magic tool and contacted someone.

[Ellia? What’s wrong?

I’m in the middle of marital relations right now…]

[Sa…save…me…]

“Lucia… you said you created homunculus with biotechnology and alchemy, right?”

[Of course.]

“Then, a similar technique is possible, right?

Please make the thing I told you about right away…

That thing is…”

[..!!]

–

-Thump thump thump!!!

“Brothers! Our mission is only one!

Do not forget to arrest the heretic, NongNong Lover Cardinal!”

“”Yes!!””‘

Numerous knights clanked their steel armor as they entered the Cardinal’s office.

Soon…

“Stop!!”

“…!! Brothers!

How can you do this!!”

Those wearing ornate armor pointed their swords at Sir Banbandoor and the paladins.

“…You’re crazy…Sir Banbandoor!!”

“…Commander of the Knights…”

An older man, face lined with wrinkles and a rough beard, blocked their way—his eyes cold, yet burning with intensity.

“…Please step aside!

We must follow the Saintess’s orders!”

“I can’t do that… How can a big-breasted girl rule the Holy Kingdom?”

“Ugh…”

The Commander of the Knights shouted as he drew a sword with a blue aura.

“The Saintess has neither the gentlemanly power of the Cardinal! Nor the soft and plumpness of Emily candidate!!”

“…Are you stopping us with just that?”

“No!!!”

-Clang!

The Commander of the Knights shouted as he stabbed his sword into the ground.

“It’s a well-known fact that busty heroines are idiots!

We cannot entrust the Holy Kingdom to such a woman!!”

-Swish!!

And as the Commander of the Knights took a stance, the paladins under him also drew their swords.

“Persuasion is impossible…

Knights! Draw your swords!!”

-Swish!!

The other side also drew their swords accordingly.

“…I’ll take on the Commander of the Knights.”

“Haha!!! You against me?! How amusing!!”

-Flash!!

The Commander of the Knights seemed provoked and rushed at Sir Banbandoor in an instant

“”Waaaaaaa!!!””

Thus, both sides began to clash.

–

-Clatter clatter…

“…You’ve come.”

As the escort forces disappeared.

Emily and Ellia arrived at the place where the Cardinal was with hardened expressions.

“Traitor…Cardinal, I arrest you.”

“Haha..!! Me, a sinner…

No one can judge me!!”

And the Cardinal laughed and got up from his seat, glaring at a girl.

“Emily…how dare you betray me?”

“…I can’t do it! I won’t do such things anymore…!”

“Ha! You approached me first…

You ungrateful wretch… Whatever.”

He looked coldly at Emily and then looked at the Saintess, smiling as if his mouth would tear.

“Since I took you in,

I’ll have to finish you off…Ellia!”

-Rumble rumble rumble!!!

Then, divinity boiled within his body, and

soon light began to spread in all directions.

“WakyapyahukNongjjukTteunppyongbalDdubangDdubangKongkongkong

WhijeokwhijeokBureungbureungPoljjakpoljjakMallangmallangDwinggulDwinggul

VvOmmnyomnyomBinggeulbinggeulPpiyakppiyakJjondeukjjondeukMochimochi

SapunSapunMaendeulmaendeulMunjilmunjilKkangchongkkangchong…”

(TN: idk but this is exactly the kind of thing shini would say when while reading one of his smut novels)

“What?! That person…

He’s chanting something strange!!!”

“T…that technique, could it be…”

Ellia was flustered by the anomaly in front of her, and

Emily realized something and was horrified.

“[Divine Manifestation]”

-Faaaaa!!!

Soon, after finishing the chant and uttering a single word, the light subsided and wings sprouted, tearing his robes and revealing his body.

“This is my belief…[NongNong Lover]

My love to protect NongNong will burn you, Ellia.”

“N…no way!! That’s a technique that only believers with true faith can do!! No one has been able to manifest it in recent years!!”

His transformed appearance was somewhat ugly.

An unflattering protruding belly.

A flabby upper body with fat instead of muscles was revealed, and flowery wings sprouted from his back, giving a sense of incongruity.

“Aaaaaaack!!!”

And Ellia sat down on the spot, squinting and screaming.

“Haha!! Is it painful?

To face the apostle of the true god!!”

The Cardinal laughed as if he was enjoying the sight in front of him, and Ellia shouted angrily.

“Don’t do a harmful image terror without a warning!”!”

“…You’re saying my appearance is…u..ugly?”

The Cardinal stood there with his mouth wide open, as if he had received a shock.

–

-Clang clang clang!!

“Hehe…you…for someone who was so loud…

Aren’t you struggling against me!!”

“Ugh…”

Two men were engaged in a 1v1 duel.

However, the younger one was barely blocking the opponent’s fierce barrage.

‘…If I just stay like this, the Cardinal will take care of the Saintess…

Hehe…you fool! You will lose even if you drag it out, and you will lose even if you try to end it quickly!’

The elderly swordsman smiled and ridiculed the one in front of him.

-Swish!

“Ugh?!”The old man’s sharp strike grazed his hair, and blood began to flow down.”

“Hey hey?! Is that all you’ve got?

Fight more desperately!!!!”

– Clash!!

– Swish!!!

Each blow, like a mountain, gradually drove him to his death and pressured him.

Soon, the two moved to a secluded hallway and the fight continued.

“…If it’s about this much, no one will see, right?”

“Huh?! What are you talking about!”

However, the guy who had been exhausted until just now suddenly spoke as if he had plenty of time.

“…The bigger the better…watermelon…jjimeuk…breast milk dispenser…

Baby rice bucket…BbaaangㅋㅋㅋBbuuaaaaangㅋㅋㅋ…”

(TN:Uh-oh, shini’s casting his forbidden incantations again)

“…No way…no way, you?! That can’t be!!!”

The Commander of the Knights felt an anomaly and rushed in, horrified, as soon as he saw Sir Banbandoor kneeling and praying.

‘This is impossible!!!’

“You, I haven’t even manifested…

Someone like you!!!”

-Swish swish swish!!!

The fastest strike in his life, flew desperately at the man, and…

-Charrrrrrrr!!!

“?!”

Shackles emitting a divine light bound each other’s feet.

“Divine Manifestation – [Sir Banbandoor]”

-Thud!!

“T…this is ridiculous… I am clearly the strongest knight in the Holy Kingdom…

You…you!! What exactly is that ability!!!”

The Commander of the Knights distorted his face like a demon and shouted at him

Sir Banbandoor then shone with reverent and divine golden eyes and answered him.

“This is my true power…

My ability is to draw…no matter who the opponent is!!

A village kid…a cat…a thief…a demon king…

Even if it’s against my wife, who’s challenging me to a mandatory defense!! I draw!

This power is not a power to defeat, but a power to protect!”

“That can’t…”

-Clang!!!!

“Ugh?!”

Soon, as he parried the sword strike he unleashed, his hand was numb with a force that was unimaginable from before.

“Commander of the Knights…since there’s no one here, I’ll show you my ability to the fullest!”

“Hehe…you fool! You don’t know that if you drag out time like this, the Saintess will be in danger?!”

The Commander of the Knights smiled and looked down on him, calling him a fool.

“Hmm? What are you talking about?”

“Huh?”

However…Sir Banbandoor answered as if he didn’t care.

“That pervert is no threat to the Saintess.”

“What…did you say?!”

-Clang clang clang!!!

But as the Commander of the Knights was confused, he swung his sword without paying attention.

“Ugh?!”

“It’s none of your business…

Well…let’s fight thoroughly!!!”

“You bastard!!!”

And Sir Banbandoor smiled inwardly as he recalled his last conversation with the Saintess while exchanging blows.

– How is it? Sir Banbandoor, this new form of mine…

–

…More beautiful than anyone…like a goddess.

‘…I can’t even imagine the Saintess in that form losing.’