Ch.99Strong Spirit Dwells in a Strong Body (2)
by fnovelpia
The sight of Partia transformed into a muscle monster presented a truly shocking visual.
Unfortunately, unlike me who could watch through video with some emotional distance…
“Eeeek?!”
“W-what is that thing?!”
“Monster, n-no, is it some new biological weapon from those monster creatures?! Attack!”
Those poor space elf friends, without any time for mental preparation…
When confronted with a hideous ogre—no, something that looked like it belonged in a bizarre adventure story with well-developed muscles perfect for unleashing powerful attacks…
They reacted with absolute terror and swung all manner of weapons at Partia The Muscle, but…
“Hmmph… You dare to degrade this body, painstakingly trained to be of service to my Savior, by attacking it with mere weapons…”
KWAAANG!!
“You blasphemers!!!”
“Oh shit.”
Surprisingly, Partia—with an aura reminiscent of a priest skilled with swords or one who could crush people’s heads with holy scriptures—
Immediately used a knife-hand strike to split open the head of a space elf who had rushed at her.
“I, Partia, shall bestow salvation upon you unbelievers!!”
Despite her testosterone-overflowing body, her voice remained delicately refined.
These guys, who normally could have been captains of small pirate crews,
Were completely wiped out in an instant, giving me genuine goosebumps.
But those goosebumps didn’t last long.
“Oh, please look at me, Savior!”
“Huh?”
“I send this lamb to salvation, returning it to God’s embrace!!”
KWADDEUK!
“Y-you monster!”
“Lord, please extend your salvation to this lamb possessed by an evil spirit!!!”
BBEOK!
“Oh…”
‘Oh my god.’
Despite descending upon the remaining space elves as a merciless avatar of violence,
She kept talking about giving salvation while crushing them with nothing but her bare hands and feet.
“Fall back and suppress with firepower!”
“How could I dodge mere bullets when the Savior is watching?”
“What?”
“Praise the great Savior, little lamb.”
Somehow, through what she called the power of “faith,” she blocked bullets coming from a distance with something like a protective aura.
“This is the Empire’s special reinforced armor, you pathetic human!”
KWANG!
“How is this possible?!”
“Relying only on machines has led to an unhealthy mind.”
“Impossible! Why won’t you die?!”
“‘Piety’, and ‘Nanomachines’, Son!”
Facing an enhanced soldier with an even larger body than hers, she casually dropped references to “faith” and “nanomachines.”
As she pummeled and crushed them,
Her surprisingly macho fighting style made the image of the girlish Partia I had seen just moments ago completely vanish from my mind.
And separately, from my perspective, it was incredibly uncomfortable because…
“The Savior is watching over me!!”
“GYAAAAAAHHH!!”
Apart from her “fucking” impressive fighting skills,
Every time she killed another Xenovia Empire special forces member, she would offer praise directed at me…
From my viewpoint, it was genuinely uncomfortable.
But regardless of my discomfort,
Our “Lady” Partia ultimately turned all the Xenovia Empire special forces into former special forces.
Just two hours after Partia’s arrival.
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<Advanced Quest>
<Monster Plant Infiltration Defense Battle>
<Content Collapsed>
<Objective: Deploy at least one S-class or higher superhuman and at least one destroyer-class or higher starship to annihilate or subdue the enemy before they destroy the plant’s core.>
<Quest Completion Confirmed>
<Event Reward Points: 6,700 points acquired>
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I felt somewhat conflicted seeing what should have been a high-difficulty advanced quest
Get absolutely demolished in an instant.
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After Pashtra returned from clearing the advanced quest,
I wanted to express my suspicions about this situation to those damn gallery users.
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Title: What is this?
Author: Icarus
Content: [Image of ghost-like back muscles showing through a nun’s habit on Partia’s back, with a crushed Xenovia Empire special forces soldier (former) in front of her]
Seriously, what is this?
These characters didn’t exist when I was playing the game
When did characters like this start appearing?
Comments:
-[Do you feel the “performance” of our gallery master? Human]
-[Ah, so you don’t know]
-[Every time I see those insane back muscles combined with a cute girl, I wonder how]
-[It’s even more bizarre because her face remains unchanged]
-[LOLOLOLOL]
-[You’ve been exposed to the gallery master, upvote LOL]
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Just like the jokesters they were, they greeted me with intense laughter.
For a moment I considered tracking down each commenter and handing their names to Marian on a kill list,
But thinking that would be too petty, I shook my head and decided to keep watching their responses.
Of course, if these jokesters continued to withhold proper answers…
I would have had no choice but to “use Marian THE Pirate Empress here.”
Fortunately for them, not long after I posted,
One of the veteran users who had been strangely friendly to me posted an explanation about that gallery master reference.
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Title: Writing this because surprisingly many people don’t know about Partia.
Author: Arcadia
Content: [Partia concept art]
She’s one of the former gallery masters, a character that appeared during a past April Fool’s event
Originally she wasn’t meant to be part of the official storyline since she was an April Fool’s character
But somehow she became popular and was incorporated into the official story
She was distributed for free, so at the time she was called “hope for non-paying players”
But since she was only available during a limited event, this later spawned memes about “those without Partia”
As I’ll mention below, she’s one of the few pure melee characters in this game, which led to all sorts of comedy concepts
Eventually she became the 5th or 6th gallery master
Her performance actually surpasses most SSS-tier melee combat characters, but the problem is her ranged abilities are completely nonexistent
To what extent? She doesn’t even have ranged slash attacks like Ignis, the poster child for melee characters
Of course, in PVE, if a player sets her up for tanking, she can ignore AI or NPC attacks and fight through them
But in PVP, player-trained ranged characters’ firepower far exceeds that of NPCs or mobs
And can melt through even Partia’s all-in defense build, making her pointless
Comments:
-[Upvote for the explanation]
-[Why is this more detailed than the wiki tab info?]
-[Information written by a clan leader himself… this is valuable.]
-[Clan Leader, why are you writing information posts here?]
-˪[It’s a critical issue](Author)
-[Justice Clan Leader: “Character explanation is a critical issue…”]
-[LOLOL character explanation IS a critical issue LOL]
-[Even major clans acknowledge character explanations deserve upvotes]
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‘Oh, so that’s what it is.’
It seemed they continued to run various events even after I quit the game.
‘Well, I guess that’s normal.’
Thinking about it, given the scale of the game,
It would have maintained a decent number of users even when I quit, so running such events wouldn’t have been unreasonable.
Anyway, after understanding Partia’s performance level, I was thinking about how effectively I could use her.
While Partia was at the base…
“Commander~♡ Your Pashtra has returned~♡”
“Oh.”
As Pashtra also returned after clearing her quest at just the right timing,
Since they both appeared to belong to the same order, I naturally wanted to introduce them to each other, but…
The moment they met…
“Pashtra, why are you responding so casually to our Savior?”
“Eeeek, P-Partia sister?”
“Oh…”
“And what is this vulgar outfit? Even though spreading the Savior’s seed is important in our order… that doesn’t mean you should dress like this in public.”
“Ueoeeek.”
I was genuinely surprised to witness the usually smooth and relaxed lewd-mode nun Pashtra
About to get grabbed by the collar by Partia, who looked like she was on the verge of transforming into an ogre.
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