Ch.65Faction Sentiment (4)
by fnovelpia
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Title: What the hell is wrong with these bastards?
Author: Child of Reverence
Content: [Image of a confused toad]
I joined the Earth Federation, but these guys aren’t Holy War style?
When I proudly shouted “Kill the Xenos,” I got cursed out for trying to do such things…
Looking at the screen showing what’s supposedly the Federation headquarters, there are aliens including Canfr and even something that looks like a monster walking around
What the hell is this really
Comments:
-[It’s Earth Federation, not Human Empire]
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Another newbie got fooled]
-[Looks like this Earth Federation’s stance is alien-neutral]
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Title: MUST READ) For those who chose or are planning to choose Earth Federation
Author: Heisenberg
Content: [Earth Federation propaganda poster]
Unlike what the Holy War fanatics are slandering
This version of the Earth Federation has a style similar to rational nations like Galaxy Trek’s Planet Alli*
What this means is that unless there’s a coup event that changes the Federation’s stance
Users who try to massacre Xenos might get their heads cracked open
Comments:
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Xeno-haters in tears]
-[This is not my Earth Federation!]
-[Where is my Holy War…?]
-˪[Your Holy War is right here]
-˪[Image of a box with a hole drawn on it.jpg]
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Title: Is this Earth ruled by political correctness?
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Female character with cat ears on her head]
Why are furry bastards crawling out
Where did the nation exclusively for humans go?
Comments:
-[Bastard… get heated!]
-[Calling nekomimi furry? Die]
-[Can’t even tell the difference between Xenos and nekomimi? Just go die for real]
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Due to the Earth Federation, which was expected to shout “Kill the Xenos” and “Xenoscum,” turning out to be the complete opposite—an alien-neutral nation.
Some of the advance team who were Xeno-haters were posting their wails and suffering in real-time on the gallery.
But what was “unexpected” was that the rest were in the same boat.
It seemed that at least the Xenoscum friends who chose Earth Federation wouldn’t feel lonely.
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Title: Canfr loves peace and is alien-friendly and good?
Author: Cantapiyacolombia
Content: [Arrogant elf diplomat looking down]
They started talking down to me from the beginning
And they’re saying if I want to join their faction, I should tear apart a certain portion of the bases or fleets of surrounding factions?
Did I meet nomadic elves instead of civilized elves?
Comments:
-[LOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Isn’t being looked down on a reward?]
-˪[I wouldn’t mind just being looked down on, but they brought warships to my base and aimed their main guns at me](Author)
-[This is SF-style gunboat diplomacy]
-[LOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Diplomacy (physical)]
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Title: Why do these Canfr bastards look like this
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Alien with Western elf face]
The beautiful men and women are Western-style de-corseted beauties?
Why do these so-called Canfr look like Southeast Asian goblins
Despite looking like idiots, they talk with nothing but arrogance
I really want to beat them up and cut off their heads, but I’m holding back because they’ve got warship cannons pointed at me right now
Comments:
-[But you love our Canfr, right?]
-[Control your anger well]
-[It’s Canfr after all, have a drink~]
-[They look so American-styled it’s hard to look at]
-[Both their appearance and behavior are exactly like imperialists]
-[Imperialist Western elves, damn]
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The appearance of elves from an otaku game, “filled with Yankee sensibilities,” made Canfr-lovers scream in despair.
Where did all the peace and alien-friendliness mentioned in the propaganda posts go?
Those who believed in alien-friendly principles were dumbfounded by the fact that the Space Canfr (Western ver.) Empire(?) was clearly showing imperialistic tendencies.
Following the Xeno-haters who had been bombarded, they were posting complaints on the gallery.
And the situation with the other factions was also completely different from expectations.
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Title: Hey, these monsters are smarter than I thought
Author: Angra Mainyu
Content: [Monster eyeball wearing a silk hat, holding a teacup with tentacles]
The small and medium-sized monsters in the fleet, or the mass units for shipboard combat, are indeed the mindless creatures we imagine.
But the large-scale monster fleets known to have intelligence, or those who could be considered superhumans by our standards, seem to be smarter than us
When I tried to be friendly by mimicking monster sounds, that silk hat eyeball told me my speech was vulgar and suggested we speak in human language
And as we talked about various things, why does this monster know more about political science and such than I do?
I was a political science major in my previous life, damn it!
Comments:
-[Idiots getting owned by monsters…]
-[Why are they so smart]
-[This is because you didn’t take the know-it-all course]
-˪[Oh, I see](Author)
-˪[Now you understand, come to graduate school]
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Title: Characteristics of monsters I’ve noticed.txt
Author: Chipichippichyappyachyappya
Content: [Eyeball monster lecturing and horned male/female characters with blank expressions]
How should I put this?
It’s really hard to explain, but if I had to say
Some of the humanoid characters among the monsters are smart as mentioned in the post above
But the rest just look humanoid, and their behavior is really thick-headed
But seeing those eyeball monsters and tentacle monsters somehow giving orders to these idiots blew my mind
Oh, and those eyeball monsters and tentacle masses are smarter than we can imagine
When I asked them to prove the Riemann hypothesis, they wrote it out with their tentacles
Comments:
-[You bastard, you should upload that now instead of telling weird stories]
-[How did they prove the Riemann hypothesis, damn]
-[What?]
-[This is driving me crazy, take a verification photo quickly]
-˪[They showed it once and then erased it]
-[You’re now officially dumber than a tentacle, go tell everyone that]
-[Space monsters making users look like idiots OMG;;]
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Due to the unexpectedly intelligent and gentlemanly monsters,
Not only those who chose monsters but also those watching were confused.
It was a chaotic situation continuing to unfold in various ways.
Of course, meanwhile, those who chose pirates…
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Title: Like if you’re in the VICTORIOUS pirate selection group LOL
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Scene of a pirate captain (handsome man) taking off his top]
Kyaaaaa
Hot oppa chest party just like the Empress LOL
Comments:
-[Were there women playing this game too, damn]
-˪[There are, but less than 10%, yet here they come]
-[My eyes, ugh]
-[Chest party deserves a like]
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Title: Why are pirate captains prettier than elves?
Author: Genghis Khan
Content: [Beautiful curly-haired woman in pirate outfit]
I was going to choose elves but it didn’t seem right, so I went with pirates, but why are all the pirate captains so damn beautiful?
Top tier!!!
My job satisfaction is skyrocketing
Comments:
-[Damn, why just us]
-[Only pirates got the sweet deal, damn]
-[LOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Look at those Canfr bastards coming straight here to wail]
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For some reason, perhaps because there were more “beautiful” characters with appropriately high “exposure” than other factions.
The other factions,
Especially Canfr, which had attracted attention with beautiful characters, were constantly being ridiculed.
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