Ch.62The Kiryu Family Vacation (7)

Anyway, we did some sightseeing according to the tourist brochure.

Around 3 PM, I asked Umi.

“So Umi… where should we go next?”

I asked for her opinion first.

“Hmm…”

Umi pretended to think for a moment, then suddenly snatched the tourist brochure.

Crumple, crumple!

Suddenly, Umi folded the tourist pamphlet and threw it straight into the trash.

“Hey!! Umi!! If you have complaints, use your words!”

I shouted at her.

“Let’s just go back to the inn. We’ll enjoy the open-air bath and have sex—that’s what an onsen trip is about. What else is there?”

Umi immediately revealed her true intentions.

“Well… I mean, you’re not wrong.”

“It’s your fault, Shota… getting angry for me… protecting me so coolly… making me so turned on all the time.”

Umi looked at me with eyes glistening with desire.

“Let’s just go back to the inn. We’ve had enough fun, haven’t we?”

Umi grabbed my collar and started dragging me along.

“W-wait! Umi? Let’s talk about this, okay?”

“We can talk slowly back at the inn.”

Umi just used brute force to drag me along. She’s surprisingly strong!!!

——-

Anyway, Umi and I returned to the inn earlier than expected.

The room next to ours was where Asuna-san and Gonzaemon were staying. They seemed to have already started their baby-making efforts.

“Asuna!!! Wait a secoooond!!! Uwaaaaah…!”

“Darliiiing… thrust deeper❤ Hyaaaang?! Hyaaaah… yes, right thereee…!”

“You woman… so shameless…”

“Not ‘woman’… call me ‘darling’? That’s what you should say.”

*Thump-thump-thump❤*

“Ah, fine!! If you move so intensely…”

“Come on. Call me darling?”

“Darliiiing…!”

“Ufufu. Good boy, good…”

“Darling… I’m about to…!”

“Yes… anytime is fiiine…!”

They seemed to have been going at it all day long. I was certain that Umi’s younger sibling would be arriving soon.

“Then we can’t lose either.”

Umi seemed strangely competitive.

“No, there’s no winning or losing here.”

I immediately objected.

“Young people can’t fall behind in passion!!”

Umi suddenly picked me up.

Wait! Where does she get this strength from?!

“Eeeeeek!!!! The strong devour the weak!! This is the law of the wild!!”

Umi let out a strange battle cry.

“You crazy woman!!!”

I might be a bit crazy too, but Umi’s craziness was reaching new heights daily. She was just a normal high school girl in the game.

Who turned Umi into this monster?

Anyway.

“Hiyaah!!! Stop struggling!! It makes it harder to undress you!!”

Umi laid me down on the futon and started removing my clothes.

“W-wait!! Let me take a bath first!!”

“Then your sweat smell would disappear! We’re going to sweat anyway, so why bathe now?!”

Umi snorted as she stripped off my clothes.

“Sssssip… haaaa… sweat smell… I can’t miss this precious scent.”

Umi savored the scent of my intimate parts like she was doing drugs.

“I want to wrap your sweat in rice and take a spoonful so badly.”

Umi said something completely deranged.

“Umi!!! Where did you learn to talk like that?!!!”

Our Umi is broken!!! She was just a normal gyaru character!! Give her back!!! Give our Umi back!!

“Time to eat!!!”

Without even answering me, Umi entangled her body with mine.

In the end, I was completely devoured by Umi. Only by evening was I finally released and able to go to the dining hall.

The inhuman reason being that we needed to eat to regain energy.

——–

During dinner, my eyes met with Gonzaemon’s.

Gonzaemon also looked extremely haggard. His face literally looked half its normal size.

“We’re both… suffering greatly.”

Gonzaemon said.

“Hang in there, Master…”

I said to Gonzaemon.

Our relationship deepened with that exchange. We had formed a bond as people sharing the same fate.

——–

And then Sunday came.

Click-clack!

Umi immediately locked the chain on the room door. Well… since it could be opened from inside, it wasn’t really imprisonment, but Umi’s message was clear.

“Today, Shota isn’t going anywhere.”

Umi declared proudly.

“Um… but a walk or some exercise after meals would be…”

“Having sex all day long, licking and sucking—that’s exercise.”

Umi said nonchalantly. She’s really become quite vulgar. I truly awakened a monster. The innocent sweetness from when she was trying to get my number with her clumsy flirting was nowhere to be found.

“Now. Don’t resist.”

Umi then pointed to the next room.

“I’m seriously dying!!!”

“Ah! A prosecutor shouldn’t say such weak things, should you, husband?”

“Hyaaah…! Hyaaah!”

“Ufufu. Our husband is so cute❤”

Indeed. Gonzaemon had already been dragged to the slaughterhouse.

“Don’t resist.”

Umi immediately entangled her body with mine.

And so, throughout Sunday, I was one-sidedly ravished by Umi.

That’s how the Kiryu family trip came to an end.

———-

At that time, Saito Kana was under her blanket with earplugs in.

Kana’s room was directly above Umi and Asuna-san’s rooms. The sounds of lovemaking could be faintly heard through the veranda.

“Those guys…”

Kana gritted her teeth with her ears covered.

“Is it mating season or what?!”

Kana shouted loudly toward the veranda.

However, the two couples downstairs were already immersed in their own worlds.

“This is… the worst Golden Week ever…”

Kana clicked her tongue, feeling a tingling sensation in her body.

Kana knew what this feeling was. She was also aroused.

‘I guess I’ll have to… take care of these urges…’

Kana felt guilty as a samurai for self-comfort. But if she stayed like this, her body would be too hot to sleep.

Kana carefully headed to the bathroom.

———-

Sunday night, we arrived in Emoshita City.

“Ooooh!! My hometown!!!!”

The scent of my hometown after so long was incredibly refreshing.

The lesson learned after traveling was simple: home is truly the best.

“Ufufu. It was a fun trip, wasn’t it?”

Asuna-san said with a smile.

“Yes! I’ll never forget it!!”

Umi smiled brightly.

“Yeah… I truly won’t forget it. In my 30 years as a prosecutor, I’ve never felt my life in such danger.”

Gonzaemon seemed to be agreeing from a different perspective.

“Umi. You’ll stay at Shota’s house tonight, right?”

Asuna-san asked then.

By now, Umi’s semi-cohabitation had become legally accepted in the Kiryu household.

“Yep!”

Umi nodded.

And so, Umi and I headed home together.

“Ah… I have to go to school again from Monday. I really hate it.”

Umi said.

“Come on… we had fun for a whole week.”

Honestly, we couldn’t have spent the holiday any better. It was a perfect vacation, to say the least.

“That’s why I’m sad!! That weekdays start tomorrow!!”

Umi shouted loudly.

“This won’t do!! We can’t go home like this!! Let’s go to a fast food place! One that’s open 24 hours!!”

Umi seemed to want to maintain the date atmosphere as much as possible before going home.

“Sure, why not.”

I wasn’t hungry, but I could order a soft serve or coffee.

Umi and I headed straight to a fast food restaurant. It was that franchise that specializes in chicken. The logo with a friendly-looking old man smiling was quite distinctive.

Plus, they had a service where they’d give you random chicken parts if you went at night. It was good for having cheap chicken and beer. I used to frequent it in my original world.

‘It really is Japan after all…’

Under the menu screen, it actually said “Smiles are 0 yen.”

After ordering two soft serves and one hot Americano, I said while paying:

“I’d like a 0 yen smile, please.”

That’s what I said.

“Of course, sir!”

The employee gave an incredibly bright smile.

It was the kind of smile that deserved a “ping!” sound effect.

Wow… they really do it. And the quality is good too.

“Shota… I’m also 0 yen for you, you know? From head to toe.”

Umi said with a mischievous smile.

“Stop saying things like that in public.”

I stopped her.

Seeing the cringe-worthy couple before him, the employee’s expression hardened at an incredible rate.

Wait. What happened to the 0 yen smile? The expiration date on that smile was way too short.

Anyway, after receiving our order, we went straight up to the second floor.

Despite it being midnight, there were still quite a few people.

And in a corner seat, I spotted a familiar face.

“Oh? That’s our homeroom teacher…”

Before Umi could finish speaking, I covered her mouth.

A middle-aged man was looking at his phone while sipping beer and eating chicken alone. Well, they do sell beer after 9 PM here.

Yes, it was our homeroom teacher.

He was watching a VTuber video on his phone and laughing.

“My faithful followers!! Thank you so much for your donations today!”

A VTuber with a goddess concept was reacting to donations with a bright smile.

“You want to see my chest? My, my followers are so lewd.”

The VTuber slightly jiggled her impressive polygonal breasts.

“Hehehe…”

Our teacher chuckled as he sipped his canned beer.

Then he immediately sent another donation.

‘Emoshita’s Devotee-chan donated 10,000 yen’

‘Show us your back view too! Your back view too!’

“Really… you’re impossible. Since today is the last day of Golden Week, I’ll give you a reward.”

Then there was the polygon angel showing her back view. And there was the middle-aged single man watching it. We had accidentally witnessed how our teacher was spending the last day of Golden Week.

‘Yeah… I understand that feeling.’

He could have watched the VTuber broadcast at home, but when you’ve been single for too long, you start to hate going home. Loneliness hits you like a cold draft in an empty room. Disliking that, he boldly went out, but with nowhere to go, he ended up killing time at a 24-hour fast food restaurant.

This world… I didn’t want to know about it.

“Let’s quietly leave.”

I pulled Umi along.

“Y-yeah…”

Umi looked at the teacher’s lonely back with somewhat melancholic eyes before following me.

Teacher… if I find a good woman, I’ll introduce her to you!!!! I wiped away tears I didn’t know I was shedding.

And so, the last day of Golden Week passed.

After hanging out with Umi at the fast food place, we went home, where there was a small incident of appeasing the slightly upset Taiga and Eri, but everything was resolved well.

———

Monday morning. I put on my school uniform after a long time and checked the news timeline. Due to becoming a shut-in because of the shadow world, I had developed the occupational habit of checking various news.

And… I came across one particular news item.

‘Famous VTuber heard male voice during live stream’

‘Finally admits to having a boyfriend, subscriber count drops significantly’

Well, that’s common. Thinking that, I was about to scroll past when I realized the silhouette of the VTuber looked familiar.

It was the same VTuber our teacher was watching yesterday.

“TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!”

I unconsciously burst into tears and called out the teacher’s name.

I’ll definitely visit you later!!!!