Ch.564″The Republic is way too long, to the point of being ridiculous.” (2)
by fnovelpia
Why do they have to view my outburst in the chat room title so negatively?
In the end, “The Most Noble…” whatever was too difficult to say and didn’t catch the eye at a glance.
But most importantly, that kind of nonsensical praise or worship or whatever it was, was mentally quite burdensome for me.
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<(Temporary) Icarus Domain Chat Room>
<Notice: Previous chat room title cut>
-[Please speak, Mr. President]
-[Why have you abandoned us?]
-[FFS](Icarus)
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Breaking news: Icarus abandons his users]
-[Look at them jumping out at the first opportunity]
-[Can you please stop now? Even nonsense has its limits](Icarus)
-[Hmph]
-[Hmmph]
-[Severe punishment incoming]
-[At least make the chat room title something normal. That one was just too ridiculous and hard to even say](Icarus)
-[Ah, I see]
-[True, it did get pretty long]
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I had to speak the truth and put a stop to our beloved users’ nonsense.
And when I showed that I wasn’t just joking around but was genuinely serious about telling them to “stop it,”
The approximately 10,000 users crowded inside, including those who had newly joined Daedalus, stopped with the “Most Noble… Republic” jokes.
They said they would (?) honor my wishes and proceed with something new of their own initiative…
“Finally, you understand what I want, you troublemaking jokesters.”
Seeing their reactions, I could finally breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that those terrible jokes would stop.
But just a few minutes after I brought this up…
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<(Temporary) Icarus Domain Chat Room>
<Notice: Previous chat room title cut>
-[So we’ve been thinking really hard about this]
-[Since we’ve gone through kingdom and republic, it’s time to taste the red flavor]
-[Therefore, become the leader of the federation, Comrade Secretary]
-[Oh for f’s sake](Icarus)
-[LOLOLOLOL]
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Since you’ve already had a taste of the red flavor, it makes sense that you should become the red flavor yourself]
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Contrary to my expectations, they just stopped going in the “republic” direction.
When one path was blocked, these lunatics immediately changed course and spewed nonsense in another direction, leaving me completely dumbfounded.
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Of course, having already suffered at the hands of those “do-it-for-me” types, I had no intention of going along with it.
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<(Temporary) Icarus Domain Chat Room>
<Notice: Previous chat room title cut>
-[GO AWAY!!!!!](Icarus)
-[Hiiing]
-[My, aren’t we being picky]
-[If you put the king on the guillotine and executed the president, isn’t the Secretary’s arrival next? Hehehe]
-[If I become Secretary in the same way as those damn do-it-for-me types](Icarus)
-[I’ll legally purge you all first](Icarus)
-[Hiing]
-[Whoooa]
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If they really tried to make me the Secretary of a red-flavored “Federation,”
I showed my strong determination to take down those responsible first.
Thanks to my outburst, I was somehow able to prevent the birth of the so-called “I-viet Federation.”
Of course, this didn’t mean our users’ mischievous behavior would stop…
Shortly after.
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Title: Real-time status of the Icarus Republic.txt
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Screenshot of chat showing popular opinion to change the room name to “United States of Icarus,” abbreviated as “USI”]
After trying to create the red-flavored Iviet Federation but getting shut down by Icarus himself saying Soviet is not an option,
Now they’re saying why not go the opposite way and make it the United States instead
Comments:
-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]
-[Evolving from Republic President to World President]
-[United States lmaooooo]
-[What are you guys even doing;;]
-[Can’t believe they immediately switched from red-flavored Federation to blue-flavored United States]
-[Red tissue or blue tissue?]
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Title: United States would be fine, but all sorts of weird stuff is popping up
Author: Anonymous
Content: [Chat room screenshot.jpg], [Image of a toad sighing while looking at the screen]
They’re just taking names of countries that actually existed
Holy Icarus Empire is coming up
Icarus People’s Republic is coming up
People are having all kinds of weird brain malfunctions arguing whether they need to use names that actually existed
Comments:
-[Oh the nonsense]
-[Why are there so many of these types gathered here;;]
-˪[Dunno?]
-[The really funny thing is, Icarus only said the red Federation flavor wasn’t allowed, so]
-˪[But the People’s Republic showed up anyway](Author)
-˪[Well, at least it’s not a Federation, cheers~]
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“Haha, these crazy bastards.”
“As always, they exceed your expectations, Commander.”
After seeing these guys make United States jokes right after the Iviet Federation,
I started to think that maybe I shouldn’t have given them autonomy over the title, and that it might be better to just block all the weird stuff and decide on my own.
But while I was thinking that and resolving to crack down mercilessly if they continued with this nonsense…
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<(Temporary) Icarus Domain Chat Room>
<Notice: Previous chat room title cut>
-[Why do you keep coming up with weird country names when the person himself said he doesn’t like it?](Dandelion)
-[Sigh]
-[You should use something that’s easy to understand. Keep attaching Icarus to everything and it just becomes worship](Dandelion)
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“Looks like there are still some normal people left.”
“Well, let’s see.”
Among those users consumed by madness, a very reasonable opinion emerged.
Of course, it was quite common for someone to start off saying something like that, only to spout nonsense right after.
So when I saw that message, I was just watching to see what kind of nonsense would follow…
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<(Temporary) Icarus Domain Chat Room>
<Notice: Previous chat room title cut>
-[So what do you suggest?]
-[How about Hourglass?](Dandelion)
-[Hourglass?]
-[Yeah](Dandelion)
-[The current area plus the Daedalus area, with Tomsk connecting them in between, looks like two triangular masses joined together](Dandelion)
-[Ah]
-[Oh, so that’s why you call it Hourglass?]
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“What’s this? Why is it normal?”
“Well, for every abnormal person in the world, there must be a normal one too.”
“…!”
Surprisingly, a genuinely reasonable opinion emerged, and I responded with “Now this isn’t nonsense!”
I blocked all the other idiots trying to attach weird titles like federation or kingdom or whatever,
And decided to give the authority to name the chat room to the person who suggested Hourglass.
But what I failed to consider was that this user had also been living among those troublemaking jokesters, and
The result of giving them the authority to name the chat room was…
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<Official Chat Room of the Hourglass Empire>
<Notice: Only the true Emperor would deny being Emperor>
-[Ah aaaaaaah]
-[Long live the Emperor!]
-[Long live the Emperor!]
-[But isn’t that not how you pronounce it?]
-[When I try to say it properly, it gets censored]
-[Ah]
-[Oh, as expected of His Imperial Majesty, you’ve come to find us]
-[You goddamn bastards!!!!!](Icarus)
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I ended up being forcibly appointed as the Emperor of the Holy Empire.
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