I Became a Commander in a Crappy SF Game.

Ch.54New Update (1)

by fnovelpia

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<<<NEW UPDATE NOTICE>>>

<<<UPDATE CONTENTS>>>

<User-to-user trading and auction house system to be established>

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“Wow.”

“What is it, Commander?”

“The update content is more abundant than I expected.”

“Ah, you must be looking at the upcoming update.”

After experiencing nearly three weeks without updates.

The update message that arrived for increasingly ferocious users contained:

Content about the appearance of “factions” – any one of which would be enough to excite users.

Not only were they introducing four types simultaneously,

But also implementing auction houses and trading shops.

With such diverse updates appearing, an exclamation naturally escaped my lips.

Moreover, unlike me who had been able to spend time meaningfully thanks to Marian’s spectacular and exciting pirate play and the suicidal charge of a crazy newbie and other “events”(?),

How painful and boring must it have been for other users?

‘Well, how could dopamine addicts endure boredom?’

As if to prove my thoughts, I quietly checked the gallery and sure enough…

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-[Upvote if this is the world’s best game company](56)

-[From now on, everyone in the gallery will perform three kowtows and nine prostrations to the management.](14)

-[Losing faith means death…!](19)

-[Just ONE more day until the update arrives!](46)

-[Heck yeah, now we’ll have lots to do lolololol](17)

-[Let’s gooooooooooo](15)

-[Management finally working.jpg](35)

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The gallery users who had been half-dead until yesterday,

Upon seeing the event message, or rather announcement, before their eyes,

All went wild, and both veterans and newbies began earnestly discussing this update in depth.

And in such discussions, as always, the game’s ghosts and veterans,

In place of the wiki that was no longer available here, were playing the role of unpacking all kinds of information packages.

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Title: This update seems pretty awesome?

Author: AAAEEEELLOOO

Content: [Update notice screenshot]

Veterans already know this, but the updates coming now never appeared all at once in the original game

Each of these is essentially equivalent to a major update by this game’s standards

And they’re releasing them all at once?

These guys forced us through a 6-month tutorial with pirates to standardize users to a certain level

Seems like they’re trying to push through all updates up to the last one before we were incarnated here as quickly as possible

Comments:

-[This seems legit because space monsters, aliens, and Earth Federation used to appear one by one through different events]

-[I expected space monsters, but didn’t think aliens would appear at the same time.]

-[But doesn’t this mean users will now split into four factions?]

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Title: The awesome point about this update.txt

Author: Marshmallow

Content: You know the factions in this update?

Space Monsters, aliens, and Earth Federation

Add space pirates to these three

From now on, Commanders can choose to join one of these 4 factions

Or just live alone

But joining a faction doesn’t prevent you from joining a clan

So you’ll sometimes see chaotic clans with all 4 factions mixed together lololol

Comments:

-[Oh what’s this]

-[Ooooh!]

-[So we can proactively join factions we’ve never seen before?]

-[No, you idiot, you can’t do that yet]

-˪[Isn’t it in this update? That’s how I remembered it](Author)

-˪[No no, each faction has separate event chains that you have to complete to unlock them]

-˪[Oh](Author)

-˪[Grandpa’s getting dementia]

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Although in the process, some veteran grandpas, unlike their usual joking about dementia symptoms,

Showed signs of actual “dementia,” giving users a good laugh.

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Title: Anyway, the important thing is that a huge update is coming

Author: I am the leader of the Nong-Nong Clan

Content: So everyone shut up and mine resources, stockpile your fleet

I’m not joking, you really need to stockpile

Pirates might be less of a threat since they were defeated and the “Pirate Empress” is fine

But once Space Monsters, aliens, and Earth Federation appear, we’ll seriously have no time to be bored

Comments:

-[I’m getting excited]

-[War, never again war]

-[But roughly how much should we gather?]

-˪[No matter how much you’ve gathered, at least double it](Author)

-˪[That’s clear]

-˪[Author is Solomon]

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Title: Solo players should start grouping up now

Author: NeoArmstrongCycloneJetArmstrongCannon

Content: [Alien extermination poster(?)]

If you’re going to complain about how I’m criticizing your playstyle, just leave

The reason I’m saying this is because with four factions attacking users from now on, it’ll be incredibly difficult to defend alone.

If you belong to a faction, at least you won’t be attacked by that faction’s fleet.

But if you remain neutral and don’t join any faction, then if you’re unlucky

Pirates might attack in the morning, and after dealing with them

Space Monsters invade right before lunch

After barely handling that and trying to eat dinner, aliens warp in

And after tearing through the aliens, when it’s time to sleep, an inspection fleet sent by Earth Federation attacks to check if you’re doing well

To be precise, we’re supposed to be base commanders dispatched by Earth Federation

But they attack us for not pledging loyalty to the Federation, saying we’re doing other things

At least if you’re in a clan and the clan leader belongs to a specific faction

As long as you’re in the clan, you can avoid being attacked first by that faction

Comments:

-[Why are they making people group up like this]

-[Loners will die in the game too]

-[A dirty world where only social butterflies are happy]

-[Surely that can’t be too hard]

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Perhaps due to the lack of a clearly organized wiki,

Veterans were showing off their knowledge, trying hard to pass on tips to newbies.

But even in such a lively gallery, there were people who faced reality.

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Title: But what do we do now?

Author: Chimpanzee

Content: [Orangutan scratching his head]

I get that the update is awesome

But why is no one mentioning that the update opens a week from now?

Aren’t we still in the same no-update period until that great event arrives?

But the reactions make it seem like the update is already here, which is really strange

Comments:

-[Accept it, it’s easier if you give up]

-[Leave them be, if they’re enjoying themselves, isn’t that good anyway?]

-[…hmm]

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For people whose eyes had already gone wild with the update, such realistic talk didn’t get through at all.

Having witnessed such a scene, I closed the gallery window and began to continue my train of thought.

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