Ch. 54 I’ll Kill You If You Cheat.
by AfuhfuihgsChapter 54 – I’ll Kill You If You Cheat.
My friend, who had been toying with the succubus using her thick and luscious tail, suddenly collapsed like a puppet whose strings had been cut. Wondering if the lustful spirit had pulled some trick, I asked with her murderous intent, but the succubus also shook her head saying she didn’t know what was happening.
Had she done something strenuous while I was gone? That couldn’t be. My friend was a hikikomori and a coward; the only place she would’ve gone was her family home.
Did checking her condition using Yang energy cause this change? Suddenly, her golden hair and fur started to change to silver-white, and soon, she opened her eyes.
No, to be precise, “she” opened her eyes. Who was “she”? Who else but the culprit who had shot the TS beam at my only friend.
Blue eyes like sapphires, different from my friend’s blood-red eyes. And a rich sensuality belonging to a completely different class to my friend’s.
The Fox Deity, whom I had seen in spirit form several times but never actually conversed with, had descended using my friend’s body, and after descending, she warned me with a bright smile and a savage voice.
“Take that hand off my tail right now, you cheater.”
“I don’t want to. And what nonsense is ‘cheater’ supposed to mean?”
“You still don’t understand… Well, if you don’t want to let go, I have no choice.”
The Fox Deity, who had been showing a bright smile, sighed as if it couldn’t be helped.
“I’ll have to make you let go by force.”
BANG!!!
She punched my abdomen. The insurance mechanisms that normally wouldn’t activate with ordinary attacks all activated at once due to the fast strike that I couldn’t even react to. Her power was astonishing.
“…I clearly heard from that guy that you weren’t a ‘Deity’ but an ‘Idiot’.”
“It would be troublesome if you believed everything at face value. I only show a foolish appearance in front of her.”
“Damn, you aren’t a fox for nothing. My friend should have seen this side of you.”
“Hehe, your friend would have reacted the same way even if he saw me like this. He would just simply think ‘it’s arousing’.”
“…I can’t refute that.”
His love for fox kemomimi was something beyond common sense. As long as it wasn’t threatening his life, he would definitely have said, “Whether strong or weak, it’s a fox kemomimi, so isn’t it arousing?”
Judging by how he didn’t particularly resist when the black fox attacked, that was highly probable.
“Anyway, Fox Deity, was it? Why are you directing murderous intent at me? What did I do wrong?”
“Since you cheated, you deserve to be beaten to death. Death is the answer for cheaters.”
“When did I cheat? I’m not even that guy’s boyfriend to begin with.”
“It’s an established fact, isn’t it? You also know that her ‘female corruption’ is progressing gradually. Yet, you leave her and cheat with that insignificant lustful spirit?”
“No, I really didn’t cheat! I was just curious if goat horns and bat wings were useful as handles so I touched them briefly. I really didn’t intend to cheat….”
Before I could finish my rebuttal, the Fox Deity rushed at me with light-like speed and threw a punch.
BANG!
“Kuhhh….”
As I groaned from the stinging pain in my forearm, the Fox Deity spoke to me with a face as cold as the north wind:
“You dare call such blasphemy an excuse? You shouldn’t have touched her at all.”
“Come on, humans are naturally curious.”
“I’ve been watching from his side and have judged that you truly are a consistently shitty bastard. Just die.”
I hurriedly tried to defend against the fists approaching at high speed, but instead, the defensive spells exploded in sequence. Where the defensive spells were released, the Fox Deity’s fierce fists started to land, and with each hit, I felt intense pain as if my bones were being crushed.
Damn, I couldn’t even counterattack because it was my friend’s body. As I was gritting my teeth and enduring the pain, the Fox Deity’s gentle voice hit my eardrums:
“Your eyes look quite impure. Remember, the one who did wrong is not her but you. I’m beating you as punishment because you cheated.”
“I told you, I didn’t cheat! Do you think I’d be aroused by such a no-appeal species? I like furries that have fluffy fur and distinct animal features! Not such ordinary lustful spirits!!!”
“For someone who says that, you touched those horns and wings quite diligently, didn’t you? You may deceive her eyes, but you cannot deceive mine, spellcaster.”
…Good eyes you have, you bitch. Was this what they call animal instinct or something?
Thinking I’d been caught, I released my defenses and laughed dejectedly. Then the Fox Deity’s uppercut struck my jaw. With the impact of my jaw breaking and my brain shaking, I collapsed on the spot.
And in my gradually darkening consciousness, the Fox Deity came close and whispered in my ear:
“There’s been progress in female corruption today, so I’ll end it here. But, if you do this kind of cheating one more time….”
While emitting sticky murderous intent, the Fox Deity smiled brightly, incongruent with the killing aura, and said:
“I really won’t let it slide.”
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“He’s fainted.”
After confirming that the future husband of my apostle had lost consciousness, I approached the lustful spirit bound by the talisman. Normally, I could maintain divine possession for 2 or 3 hours, but today I had already used it once and even used mystic power. With little time left, I began to consider how to deal with the adulteress before me.
“How should I deal with this hopeless adulteress?”
As I pressured the lustful spirit while revealing sticky murderous intent, she trembled all over even in her immobilized state and begged me for forgiveness.
“P-Please spare me, Great Transcendent! It was all my fault! Please… just once… please spare this young lustful spirit….”
“Why should I spare a worthless lustful spirit like you? You tried to eat my apostle, and furthermore, you tried to steal the lover my apostle yearns for?”
“I-I’m sorry! Both of them looked so delicious, so I just… I’m still young and can’t control my greed! If you just spare me, I’ll really do anything!”
If she could move her hands, wouldn’t she have begged until her hands wore out? The lustful spirit shed tears and begged me to spare her life, and looking at her, I fell into thought again.
Naturally, those of lower rank instinctively fear and avoid those of higher rank. Yet this insignificant lustful spirit invaded despite knowing that we were beings of much higher rank than herself. This must have been done because she had something to rely on.
Since she needed to be kept alive for the RaTube editing or whatever anyway, I decided to extract information from the adulterous lustful spirit before me.
“I’ll spare your life if you answer a few questions sincerely. However, if you utter even a shred of lie….”
Kicking the unconscious groom-to-be into the wall, I warned the adulterous lustful spirit in a low voice:
“Then I’ll kill you so horribly that even your corpse will be hard to find.”
I carefully caressed the lustful spirit’s face while speaking. The effect must have been quite good because she turned pale and hastily answered:
“I-I’ll answer everything I know! Ask me anything!”
Quite a satisfactory appearance. She would answer pretty much anything if she weren’t under prohibition. I began to throw questions at the terrified lustful spirit in a gentle voice:
“Question one. Who’s behind this incident? As I see it, you seem too fearful to pull this off without someone else’s help.”
“A G-Goddess! I really don’t know her name! I just came because I was told everything would be solved if I just went and did this!”
“Which side is she on? The heavenly realm? Or the demon realm?”
Surely it couldn’t be that woman who had gone crazy for homosexuality? Please answer that it was the demon realm. Even I find it difficult to find answers for that homosexual woman from the heavenly realm.
No, there was no need to worry, right? The probability of a lowly lustful spirit from the demon realm being connected to a being from the heavenly realm was almost zero. But I shouldn’t let my guard down. As they say, life is full of unexpected turns, so it was possible that this adulterous lustful spirit might be connected to that crazy woman despite the low probability.
So, let’s pray. Please let this adulterous lustful spirit have no connection whatsoever with that crazy woman.
Despite my desperate prayers, unfortunately, what came out of the adulterous lustful spirit’s mouth was bad news.
“The heavenly realm.”
“What the fuck?”
“Huh?”
“…It’s nothing. I just got a bit emotional.”
My head throbbed. Having to deal with that psychotic homosexual woman, and having to face her in a less than perfect bodily state….
“At least it’s fortunate that she’s seriously directionally challenged.”
When descending from the heavenly realm to the lower realm, the location was usually fixed to that deity’s temple or shrine. If I remember correctly, the temple of that woman obsessed with homosexuality was quite far from here. And since she was famously directionally challenged, it would take some time for her to find this place.
“There’s enough time to prepare. I’ll welcome her grandly.”
While recovering my power in the lower realm, I learned many things by my apostle’s side. Using the excellent knowledge I learned from my apostle, I could turn that woman into someone who can’t live without men. While making plans to corrupt that woman, I threatened the adulterous lustful spirit before me.
“First, you, become my editor.”
NoBuenot
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