Chapter 53 – Jerk Off

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The next morning. Everyone woke up early and logged into LEORE.

All the Raid Group Members gathered at the Guild House I bought with my own fingers.

In the huge hall on the first floor, chairs, sofas, beds, and so on were set up, and everyone was changing into comfortable costumes.

Everyone was watching the video of the final boss clear of [Abyss Artamin] that we had cleared this time.

“Wow… Arang, how did she do that?”

Soonchu, who was lying between Soonchu and Belly Cover, asked me.

The video now showed a scene of me fighting the boss 1v1.

It’s amazing even for me to see a boss that looks exactly like me moving like a mirror with the same skills.

“I don’t really know. I just thought I had to win this Try.”

“Kuh. Arang, you’re so cool. So cool!”

That mirror-like fight was amazing, but the next scene was even more overwhelming.

The part where the boss and I were purely competing with our Physical Skill without using skills.

A sword swung not with swordsmanship, but simply looking at it and swinging the sword to kill the boss in front of me without even thinking.

The boss and I are frantically fighting to kill the target in front of us without thinking about each other’s bodies.

The two swords collide and bounce off each other like crazy, brushing past each other’s bodies, creating a sweaty battle scene like a scene from a movie.

“Wow…”

Everyone was impressed. I didn’t really know when I was fighting the boss in front of me, but looking at my appearance in the video from a third-person perspective like this, it’s cool.

In particular, the scene where I dodged the boss’s attack at the end, stepped on the boss’s sword with my foot, and cut off the boss’s neck made me clap my hands.

But now that I see it like this, I feel strange.

I already don’t have arms and legs in reality, but cutting off the head of my appearance like this is completely… um… let’s not think about it anymore.

In the end, it’s perfect, even taking screenshots with everyone wearing titles.

“Kuh. Everyone, look at this. We even got an article written about us!?”

Kang Hangil showed the articles he had found, very excited.

Everyone admired and took screenshots of the articles. I also took a screenshot and saved it.

“I really didn’t know I would get the WFK. Arangnim is really a genius among geniuses. As expected, you are the best lo, no, player I have chosen.”

Arm Length nodded and praised me. But…

“Loli?”

“Ah, no, no. Please forget that slip of the tongue.”

“Come to think of it, why is Arm Lengthnim’s nickname Arm Length 10cm?”

“Ah, that’s… when I first saw Arangnim, she was so small and cute, and her arms were short and stubby, so I gave her that nickname. Ho, are you perhaps uncomfortable…?”

Um… that’s right, that’s right, I’m definitely cute.

“I’m not uncomfortable. I thought Arm Lengthnim was someone who knew me in real life.”

“Me?”

“Yes. Arm Length’s arm is really going to be 10cm, right?”

“… Huh? Aha! That concept, right?”

Pink Berry, Soonchu, and Kang Hangil sighed deeply at Arm Length’s words, and Belly Cover smiled slyly.

Spicy Seafood Noodle Soup raised her hand.

“Yes. Spicy Seafood Noodle Soupnim.”

“That wish ticket I mentioned last time…”

“Ah, that’s right. I forgot about it. Do you want something?”

“We got the WFK this time too! How about a Regular Meeting!!! I was so sad that I couldn’t go to the Regular Meeting last time when you suddenly said you were going to have one…! I want to munch on Arangnim’s arms and legs and belly like Belly Covernim!”

Spicy Seafood Noodle Soup looked at Belly Cover enviously.

When I looked at Belly Cover, Belly Cover turned her head and avoided my gaze.

What did you say to make Spicy Seafood Noodle Soup say that?

Belly Cover, don’t tell me…

“Let’s set a date for the Regular Meeting this time and meet up together.”

Anyway, I was thinking of having a Regular Meeting after clearing this Raid.

“Yay!”

“That’s great!”

Guild Regular Meeting. I’ve done so many offline meetings, etc., but this Regular Meeting seems really special.

It’s a Regular Meeting after achieving WFK.

The most famous MMORPG in the world. A Regular Meeting where our Raid Group meets after achieving WFK in a game so famous that about 400,000 people watch us clear it.

Kuh. I’m already excited to think about talking about Raids together when we meet.

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“Wow. They cleared it like that?”

After everyone did some Nutting in the Game and chatted, we decided to watch the broadcast of the Mead Guild, who still hasn’t cleared it.

“I know, right. Now that I think about it, that seems right.”

“But, since the first target to attack is random, I don’t think there’s a way to do that unconditionally, right?”

“That’s true too.”

The Mead Guild was now doing the Crazy Flailing Clash.

We had me, Belly Cover, and Arm Length doing the Clash, but here, the Mead Guild had three Tanks doing the Clash.

Since the boss only looks at the Clash target anyway, it’s right for the Tank, who has relatively lower Damage and a stronger body, to do it rather than the Dealer.

They definitely have better Damage than us.

The problem is the final 1v1 Maggora Gimmick.

While preventing the tentacles from going into the pocket one by one, the last person left remains to do 1v1.

The Mead Guild naturally left the strongest Pure Dealer, the Berserker, who remained to maximize the boss’s Hit Points.

“I wonder if that Berserker can succeed like our Arang.”

Wow… this feels different from when I watched mine earlier.

All 11 Raid Group Members are looking at the Berserker and shouting for him to fight.

Usually, Raids are generally cleared by all Raid Group Members joining forces and working together.

But that 1v1 Maggora Gimmick is about having to fight the boss alone.

What’s really scary is that the moment you make a mistake there, you have to start again from 1% to 100% of the boss’s Hit Points.

Ooh. Just looking at it is a lot of pressure.

The Berserker ran towards the boss who looked exactly like him.

“Fighting!!!”

Everyone cheered for the Mead Guild together, and cheered even more for the Berserker who was left alone there, and I also cheered inwardly as someone who had done it myself.

But…

“Aigo…”

“Eou…”

“Eua…”

The Berserker was killed by the boss in just two moves.

It was really a moment. The Berserker ran towards the boss using the Charge Skill, and the boss also ran towards the Berserker using the Charge Skill like the Berserker.

But a problem arose here. The Berserker’s sword and the boss’s sword collided, and the Berserker’s Charge Skill ended first, and he was pushed back, and was hit by the boss’s Charge Skill as it was.

The Berserker was startled and stepped back, but the boss did not miss that moment.

The most important 1v1 Maggora 1% Gimmick ended in just 5 seconds.

As soon as the Berserker died, the boss immediately ran to the pocket and ate it deliciously.

The Hit Points that rose at once rose to 100% immediately.

And then the strengthened tentacles killed the Mead Guild Members who were clashing in an instant.

When the broadcast turned black and brightened, the boss’s sphere-like appearance and the appearance of the Mead Guild Members who had revived normally were visible again.

Everyone had sad faces, and the Berserker was greatly disappointed.

Euh… I feel so sorry just watching it.

“Wow… the boss is really ridiculous. Arang, how did she fight the boss?”

“Euhm, I just fought, so I can’t really say anything.”

The Mead Guild continued to Try.

Perfect healing and accurate buff timing. Perfectly fitting Tactics.

The boss’s Hit Points were now at 1%, and they were perfect enough to show the majesty of having achieved many WFKs so far without any mistakes.

The problem was the 1v1 Maggora Gimmick.

The Berserker, who boasts the highest Damage among the Pure Dealers in the Mead Guild, which is currently evaluated as the best in LEORE, continued to be crushed by the boss.

Other Dealers took turns facing the boss, but they were all easily killed by the boss as if an adult was fighting a child.

In the end, they took out one Dealer from the Raid Group and put in a [Sword Master].

Then, they went to Kang Hangil’s RyuTube and listened to the live broadcast.

“Oh… awesome.”

Then all the Raid Group Members started watching the video of me doing 1v1 Maggora, and the [Sword Master] Raid Group Member watched it as if analyzing it.

“Wow, the Mead Guild is doing it while watching our Raid Group’s video?”

I think Uncle Kang Hangil is about to cry, he has such a touching expression.

The Mead Guild started the Raid after putting in the Sword Master, and started 1v1 Maggora again.

They tried to fight the boss by using the [Pentagon] Skill just like I did, but…

They were lightly sent to heaven right away by the boss’s [Pentagon].

Eventually, all the Dealers failed, and the Mead Guild decided to leave the Tank.

And then they cleared it absurdly.

“Euh…? That was that easy? No, in the first place, you just had to endure…!?”

I thought it was such a cool Gimmick where I used my abilities to the point where my brain hurt, and then I neatly! blew off the boss’s head…!

It was just a Gimmick where the Tank just had to stay and use Survival Skills and just endure being hit…

Patch that! Normalize it!

You have to make the game healthy! Huh!?

Does that make sense!?