Ch.491Don’t Leave Creativity to the Users (3)

And on the morning of the much-anticipated event day.

I decided to send what could be considered the most normal creation among those made by Nero and Griyanar, the so-called “Parts Tree.”

“This is truly one of our masterpieces. Thanks to it, the supply of parts for ships and bases has become much smoother.”

“Y-yes, th-this has m-made ship r-repair speeds c-considerably f-faster…”

“Hmm.”

Moreover, just as those two mad scientists claimed, for reasons unknown, its performance was subtly impressive.

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<Living Parts Tree>

<The result of two mad scientists, Dr. Nero and Dr. Griyanar, combining their insane obsession and intelligence.>

<Time based on appropriate timing and having nothing better to do.>

<And finally, with abundant resources combined, something plausible emerged, as always.>

<Although occasionally, strange things do grow on it.>

<The creators themselves responded with: “We made a tree that grows metal parts, what more do you want?”>

<Effect>

<Base and fleet repair speed +1%>

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‘What is that thing?’

Whether it was based on the premise that parts growing on trees would improve supply, it somehow randomly boosted repair speed.

But looking at other items that users created and submitted together with Superhumans, there were various things emerging with strangely plausible yet subtle performance…

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Title: What the hell is this Expo submission lol

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Something shaped like a gourd bottle, inside too dark to see.jpg]

Someone submitted this claiming it’s a rapid growth planter

[After putting in a single dandelion, moments later it transforms into a plant-type monster fighting Superhumans.gif]

Why is it turning into a giant monster

Comments:

-[lolololol]

-[The Expo submissions have tons of stuff like this]

-[There are so many bizarre things besides that one]

-[The funny thing is that the plant monster that emerges is actually super weak lol](Original Poster)

-˪[How weak exactly?]

-˪[Just average B-class level?](Original Poster)

-˪[Doesn’t that thing consume a ton of resources though?]

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Title: Checking out Expo submissions is quite entertaining

Author: Anonymous

Content: [A pink adult toy with a powerful beam coming from the end, and beam cutters forming on the surface when swung.jpg]

This is what shows up in the adult section

Apparently you can also turn off the beam and hit with it

Comments:

-[I think I’ve seen this in a cyberpunk game]

-[But if you hit someone with that, Superhuman or not, wouldn’t it just destroy their mental state?]

-˪[I heard the Commander’s Superhumans actually like being hit~]

-˪[The meat tenderizer is inevitable]

-[But is its performance actually good?]

-˪[Just look at the other submissions, it’s just for entertainment]

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“The items submitted to the Expo don’t seem to have particularly outstanding performance.”

“That’s right.”

How should I put it?

There are many unusual items, but most are literally just unusual and nothing more.

Even just looking at the items in these posts I’ve seen…

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<Accelerated Growth Planter>

<Whatever you put in grows quickly.>

<But you need to take it out quickly, otherwise it turns into a plant monster>

<Effect>

<When 1,000 minerals and 100 rare resources are added, it creates a plant-type non-humanoid monster of B~C class level.>

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<Glowing Neon Meat Tenderizer>-<Adult>

<Just made it for fun>

<It’s a particle beam, not an optical beam, so you can spray it for a more intense effect>

<Regular soldiers die if hit>

<No special effects, what more do you want from a modified adult toy>

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They just look impressive, but their effects are either poor or inefficient.

Or in most cases, they’re literally just toys that were submitted.

But thanks to that, rather than users feeling pressured by the name “Expo”…

The creativity of users was genuinely stimulated as everyone freely submitted their creations.

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However, as time passed, beyond the disappearing pressure…

Users’ creativity was surpassed by their idiocy, which began pumping up in earnest.

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Title: The Expo has quite a few decent submissions

Author: Anonymous

Content: [A nicely modified “regular grade” battleship.jpg]

It’s only modified in appearance, not actually capable of firing cannons

Seems like they created a kind of concept ship?

Comments:

-[Oh, those quadruple ship cannons look cool]

-[Did they cut the VLS and replace everything with cannons?]

-[Where did they sell the air defense system?;;]

-˪[Apparently it’s a structure where it’s normally stored away and pops out when needed](Original Poster)

-˪[It’s retractable? That’s kind of hot]

-˪[?](Original Poster)

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Title: Brought out an outfit I was going to submit to Eroissance

Author: Ranger

Content: [Image of an overall bright and gorgeous dress.jpg]

Just wanted to make a pretty dress

They accepted it as a creative work anyway

Oh, for those wondering why this was going to be submitted as adult content for Eroissance

[Back view of the dress, completely open from just below the neck collar to between the buttocks.jpg]

It’s for doing it from behind while wearing the dress

Comments:

-[So naughty]

-˪[Too lewd]

-[How are you supposed to go about daily life wearing this?]

-˪[<Additional clothing attachment for the back.jpg>](Original Poster)

-˪[<Cape.jpg>](Original Poster)

-˪[There are sub-options for people like you (sold separately)](Original Poster)

-[Damn, the poster is good at business]

-[Shamelessly promoting when you see the opportunity]

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In this way, beyond simply bringing ships, Superhumans, or things for users to wear…

After figuring out that there were no restrictions except for the “precautions” mentioned by the administrators.

They completely removed the brakes and went wild.

Starting with what’s called modern art – “unidentifiable objects of unknown identity,”

To beverage vending machines that operate in incomprehensible ways (with strange smells),

A so-called automatic hair cutter that, in its demonstration video, naturally “cut the neck” to remove the source of hair – a crazy killing robot,

Someone who claimed to have made a kind of mobile device for users or Superhumans to ride, but it turned out they had just stuffed D-class Superhumans inside,

Then just covered their limbs with robot-like shells,

Equipment that supposedly draws aggro for ships but suddenly displays spinning swastikas in four directions when equipped, and so on.

After preventing only the most offensive content while not restricting anything else,

Even in the “general section,” all kinds of user insanity and bizarre, outlandish things were mercilessly emerging…

I realized I didn’t have the courage to casually browse the “adult section” that I had only briefly glanced at until now.

The fortunate thing was that there were many others besides me who would look at such things,

So I wouldn’t need to subject myself to eye terrorism and could just listen to other users’ reviews.

But right after thinking that…

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Title: Review of Adult Section

Author: Anonymous

Content: [List of Expo adult submissions heavily mosaiced.jpg]

They warn in the titles, and at the same time, dangerous items are blocked from showing images unless users directly enter to view them

But from what I’ve seen so far…

I recommend good children stay away

The deeper you go into the abyss, the more you realize how twisted the fetishes of just 500,000 users can be

Comments:

-[What’s in there that makes you say that?]

-˪[The mildest thing is a Superhuman inserted into a toilet circulation system](Original Poster)

-˪[What?]

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After seeing a user’s review that was immediately posted, I firmly decided never to even glance in that direction.