Ch.45″You thought she was a Pirate Empress? Turns out she was the Pirate King!”

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Title: Where TF is my Empress sister?

Author: Anon

Content: [Close-up shot of Pirate Empress’s hips]

Where did my busty Empress sister go

And why did some hairy old dude pop up instead?

Is the game company messing with us? Is this game a joke now?

I’m seriously pissed off

Hurry up and give me back my big-breasted pirate sister dammit hurry

Comments:

-[Look how desperate this guy is]

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[I had my pants down ready to jerk off when the Empress appeared, but when a hairy male character showed up instead, I felt disgusted with myself]

-[Are the devs out of their minds?]

-[You’re crossing the line, damn it]

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Title: But there’s not much difference between the Pirate Empress and Pirate King

Author: PingPong

Content: [Full body image of Pirate King], [Full body image of Pirate Empress]

Both have perfect proportions

Both have big chests

Both have big butts and thighs

One just happens to be a bit hairier.

Comments:

-[Fuck.]

-[I think you’re missing quite a few important differences]

-[Why aren’t you mentioning the difference between the stomach and waist besides the chest and butt?]

-˪[Idiot, the Pirate Empress would have similar measurements if she took steroids]

-˪[Oh]

-˪[You’re gay, aren’t you?]

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Title: Veterans, you said Pirate “Empress”

Author: Anon

Content: [Bizarre image staring at the front]

Damn you veterans, you said there was a hot pirate sister

But what shows up is a hairy old dude

Did you lie to daddy?

Comments:

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

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Title: Were we the Navy all along?

Author: Anon

Content: Not only are we obsessing over space pirates, now the Pirate King shows up

Are we going to search for One P*ece next?

Damn, I didn’t know we were supposed to be Navy or whatever

Comments:

-[Take back what you just said…!]

-[LOLOLOLOL]

-[LOLOLOLOLOL]

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“It’s burning up quite intensely.”

“Indeed it is.”

The gallery was showing nuclear fusion-level explosiveness over the fact that a bearded old man had appeared as the boss instead of the busty Empress.

Naturally, the ones reacting most violently were the “newbies” who had just created their clans.

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Title: It’s only been ONE DAY since I made my clan, dammit

Author: WillowLeaf

Content: You damn dev bastards!

Was it so hard to watch us live happily and peacefully?

You!

Fucking!

Bastards!!!!!!

Comments:

-[Why are you so extremely angry?]

-˪[They just got their 3rd clan member and were about to do some countryside healing content, but now they’re screwed]

-˪[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

-[Oh my goodness]

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As expected in this situation, the newbies were trying to flee from the clans they had joined without thinking, seeking salvation…

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Title: How do I leave this clan?

Author: Anon

Content: [Close-up shot of some character’s butt]

For real, I want to leave the clan and just live alone

But I don’t know how to leave, there’s no button in the status menu

Comments:

-[Oh, you can’t leave within a week of joining according to the system]

-[And even if you leave, you’re still considered under the clan’s influence for about 3 days, so if the clan becomes a target, you’ll be attacked too LOLOL]

-˪[Damn this garbage game](Original poster)

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Watching me observe this chaotic whirlpool, our Superhumans who had been tilting their heads at my actions now looked at me with sparkling eyes.

“As expected, Commander, you predicted all this would happen!”

“That’s right, I didn’t grit my teeth and endure for nothing.”

And regardless of whether the gallery was burning up or not, the event would proceed according to plan.

I decided it was time to use the gacha pulls I’d been saving up.

Although with Ignis, Berial, Pashtra, and my cruiser fleet led by Overseer, I could probably handle most pirate invasions just fine.

But since having more power is always better,

I immediately tried to pull for NEW forces that could counter these damn pirates.

But at this point, forgetting the fact that I have terrible luck, the result of my pull was:

[Common Resource Box x10]

[Common Equipment Box x10]

[Regular Destroyer x1]

… … … … … …

“UOOOOAAAAARRRGH.”

My 150 pulls that I had been saving up for over 3 months resulted in not a single Superhuman.

And the only ship I got was a Normal grade… one that I could already produce myself.

Feeling my sanity slipping, I decided to take a day off, citing poor condition.

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Meanwhile, at the same time Icarus was wailing over his 150 failed pulls…

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<Event>

<The Pirate King’s main fleet has been spotted!>

<Survive the assault from the fleet of one of the worst villains in space and create your own legend!>

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“Damn it.”

Simply because they happened to be closest to where the Pirate King spawned.

Among numerous clans.

The clan leader of the “Hummingbird” clan, which consisted of about 10 users who had the honor of being the first to face the Pirate King, was cursing profusely.

“Clan leader, what should we do?”

“What can we do? If you don’t want to die, we have to fight back.”

“Well, that’s true, but…”

Since the clan was formed with the intention of newbies supporting each other, everyone was a newbie with mediocre Superhuman forces.

The commanders gathered at the clan leader’s base all had expressions filled with anxiety.

But they couldn’t choose to flee from this situation either.

“Besides, didn’t we get pretty good gacha pulls?”

“Oh, that’s right…!”

“We have an S-class cruiser, and even an SS-class destroyer!”

Unlike someone who completely wasted 150 pulls without a single hit.

Perhaps it was beginner’s luck.

Despite their weak Superhuman forces, their fleet power was maintaining a decent level.

And it wasn’t just one person—all 12 members of the clan, including the clan leader, had fleets in similar condition.

“Here’s our plan: while this guy’s S-class cruiser Baltimore leads the cruiser fleet in a firepower battle… our mobile unit led by the SS-class destroyers Kazemaru and Max will flank the Pirate King’s fleet from the side.”

“Hmm.”

“Sounds good.”

“Honestly, isn’t this the best formation we can manage?”

“Plus, Baltimore is a defensive type, so according to its stats and settings, it boasts the highest defense among cruisers.”

“So half of our Superhuman forces will be assigned to Baltimore to withstand the pirates’ boarding attacks and conduct siege warfare.”

They were deploying the best strategy they could muster, showing their determination not to be helplessly defeated.

But their determination lasted less than 30 minutes…

-KWAAAANG!!!

“Ah… AAAAH!!”

“B-Baltimore was destroyed in one hit!”

“What the hell is that! What the hell?!”

-ZIIIIING… KWAAANG!

“What the fuck, a cruiser explodes with each shot?!”

“The flanking mobile unit with Kazemaru and Max has been completely wiped out!”

“Why are there so many of them?!”

“Clan leader, this really isn’t working.”

“Ugh, they made this game so terribly.”

Against users who were just starting to use cruisers as their main force.

The Pirate King’s cruel act of bringing a “battleship”—two tiers higher than what they had—meant:

With the battleship’s overpowered main guns that could sink—not just heavily damage—a cruiser with each shot.

Seeing all their carefully planned strategies become useless, everyone’s mental fortitude crumbled, and they ended up pressing the surrender button.