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    Title: Today’s News) Current Status of the Central Zone.txt

    Author: News Boy

    Content: [Central Zone map that looks like a moldy rotten tangerine.gif]

    The situation is truly complicated, and since our field reporters are facing many dangerous situations, please understand that some details may be lacking.

    Until yesterday, it was complete chaos with nothing but confusion everywhere and barely any stable areas.

    But as of today, users calling themselves the “Central Zone Base Alliance” have collectively nominated Icarus, a Central Zone ranker, as their clan leader.

    They’ve posted a declaration about creating a single unified clan for the Central Zone.

    Although Icarus himself hasn’t said anything about this yet, if this actually happens

    -[Complex shape formed by connecting white dots representing bases in the Central Zone map above with lines.gif]

    Nearly three-fifths of the Central Zone would become territory of this clan.

    This has apparently thrown both existing users and clans that have entered the Central Zone into considerable confusion.

    Comments:

    -[What the fuck?]

    -[What kind of crazy nonsense is this?]

    -[Even we’re getting confused just looking at this, imagine how the people involved must feel]

    -[For real lol]

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    As this news spread to users everywhere through the gallery.

    The genuine solo players, as well as the “Yellow Turbans” who had been gaining influence in the Central Zone.

    And clan users from other zones couldn’t hide their bewilderment.

    No, beyond bewilderment, they were showing literal “confusion” itself.

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    Title: Real-time Central Zone situation lololol.txt

    Author: Power of Pahu Pahu

    Content: [Image of a burning toad and a screaming toad, with a frozen-faced toad stuck between them]

    Most solo users are reacting with their usual indifference.

    But the Yellow Turbans are cursing up a storm because all the high-level bases they were planning to take have suddenly united into a single faction.

    [Current Yellow Turbans (self-proclaimed freedom fighters) chat room, filled with all kinds of insults directed at the Base Alliance.jpg]

    For real.

    And it’s the same for users from other zones who came in without much thought hoping to easily snatch bases and reap benefits.

    Except for those who successfully gobbled up bases quickly after Spiralis fell, the rest of the bases are all talking about forming an alliance.

    Since it looks like a massive clan is forming, they’re hesitant to make reckless moves.

    Thanks to this, everything’s come to a halt for the Yellow Turbans and clan users lol

    So now regular Central Zone users are celebrating this moment of peace while the clans and Yellow Turbans are hesitating.

    They’re happily engaging in PVP or looting nearby users and village communities to commemorate.

    Comments:

    -[A rare moment of peace]

    -[Peace is the best (while looting other users)]

    -˪[Why does it end like this lolol]

    -[Seeing the ending, I’m relieved to know the Central Zone remains the same as always]

    -[Lololol]

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    Among everyone, I was probably the most perplexed.

    “…When exactly did I start reigning as someone’s representative?”

    “Well? It seems you became one without either of us knowing.”

    “Interesting.”

    What absolute nonsense is this?

    Who decided to nominate me as their clan leader and try to use that to their advantage…

    Since this was a situation I couldn’t possibly understand, I was feeling quite bewildered in many ways.

    But unlike me and the Central Zone users, users from other surrounding zones.

    Along with the refugees being “attacked” by regular Central Zone users mentioned in that gallery post.

    And the users in “Icarus’s Triangular Zone” seemed to have very different thoughts…

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    Title: Notice) The users of Icarus’s Triangular Zone welcome Icarus’s election as the sole clan leader of the Central Zone

    Author: Anonymous

    Content: [Suspiciously cheap-looking banner.jpg]

    Honestly, he’s the only user who conquered a level 7 base in the Central Zone, right?]

    Plus, the Leviathan Squadron is stationed inside.

    This is really happening, I think.

    Now is the time for the Central Zone to form a clan, with all users united as one!

    Comments:

    -[???]

    -[Wait, is this really from people in the Triangular Zone?]

    -˪[Isn’t this fake? They must know their zone changed to a triangular pyramid]

    -[Lolololololol]

    -[Sigh, what bullshit]

    -[I thought these guys were done for, but they’re having fun roleplaying among themselves lol]

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    <Triangular Pyramid Zone Official Chat Room>

    <Notice: Seeking Clan Preparation Committee Members>

    -[Lololololol]

    -[What’s with this notice?]

    -[Didn’t we say we weren’t forming a clan?]

    -[All the other bases are supporting it too, shouldn’t we go with the current trend?]

    -[Agreed]

    -[Agreed]

    -[But did we get permission from Icarus for this?]

    -[With everyone pushing for it like this, there’s no way he’d refuse]

    -[Wait, what the hell?]

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    Unlike how they’ve been getting beaten down in the Central Zone all this time.

    Now that they’ve come to my triangular zone and are enjoying the benefits, are they seriously trying to form a clan?

    With everyone suddenly making aggressive moves toward me from all directions, I was starting to wonder where and how I should even begin to address this.

    And seeing me like this, our IQ 150 Jessica said:

    “Commander, don’t you think they might be doing this because they’re thinking they can get the benefits of docking without paying any more ‘base rental fees’?”

    “…N-now that you mention it, that’s possible!”

    Just like a proper adjutant character who plays the role of a smart advisor.

    She precisely pointed out what I had failed to notice, explaining why the users here were attempting to “manipulate public opinion” in the gallery.

    I gently pinched both her cheeks to praise her.

    Then I immediately decided to show a thorough response to the current situation on the gallery.

    And that response was, naturally…

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    Title: Who’s deciding to create a Central Zone clan on their own?

    Author: Icarus

    Content: [List of users who got banned for 1 hour en masse.jpg]

    Who’s becoming clan leader?

    ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ

    F*** off

    Comments:

    -[???]

    -[Sudden declaration!!!]

    -[What’s happening? How is this unfolding?]

    -[Wait, is this real?]

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    Not just the gallery.

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    <This is a public anonymous chat room.>

    <Everyone please use polite and proper language to maintain etiquette.>

    -[I’m not becoming clan leader](Icarus)

    -[Get lost ㅗㅗ](Icarus)

    -[Is this the real Icarus?]

    -[Usernames can’t be duplicated so it must be real]

    -[Suddenly appears just to refuse being clan leader]

    -[Whaaaaat]

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    <Triangular Pyramid Zone Official Chat Room>

    <NEW Notice: Not forming a clan-(Icarus)>

    -[I said I have no intention of becoming clan leader](Icarus)

    -[Wait, for real?]

    -[I thought everything was already arranged lol]

    -[I was just scratching my butt when this nonsense happened out of nowhere, what kind of reaction did you expect me to have?](Icarus)

    -[I’ll let it slide this time, but if you try something like this again](Icarus)

    -[<Kraken showing up in front of the base of the user who pushed for making Icarus clan leader.jpg>]

    -[I won’t let it go, got it?](Icarus)

    -[Ooooh]

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    Even the chat rooms.

    I decided to issue stern warnings in every community I knew, declaring “I absolutely have no intention of becoming clan leader!!!”


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