I Became a Commander in a Crappy SF Game.

Ch.417″What’s with this aggro ping-pong?”

by fnovelpia

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**Title: Breaking News) Xenovia Empire Civil War Concluded.txt**

**Author: News Boy**

**Content:** [Image of Mona Lisa from Magellan Clan making an announcement in the public chat], [Image of Mona Lisa being interviewed by News Boy’s clan]

This is hot news that just came in

The battle between the Northern Alliance and Southern Union within the Xenovia Empire has finally ended with the Northern Alliance’s victory

We’ll report more details as they come in, but according to Mona Lisa, the clan leader of Magellan Clan

The Southern Union lost because they were incompetent and her side was competent

And apparently Humanity got tired of the Southern Union’s incompetence and is now joining hands with them

All the high-ranking users of the Southern Union have escaped

Raksha and all former Rotten Water clan members have also escaped, and their current whereabouts are unknown

**Comments:**

– [Heeeeeh]

– [What? Southern Union collapsed?]

– [Weren’t they engaged in offensive and defensive battles just a week ago?]

– ˪[I heard the frontline users were pushed back after their supply line was cut off]

– [That Raksha fellow is becoming more and more of a survival specialist]

– ˪[It’s amazing how he managed to hold out through all that fighting]

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“Heeng.”

“What’s happening that has you looking so interested?”

“Oh, Jessica? Actually, this time…”

Chatter chatter.

After I shared the story about what was happening inside the Xenovia Empire, our Jessica said:

“It’s certainly an interesting story.”

“Right?”

Realizing why I was so engrossed in this like I was exploring a wiki, she nodded repeatedly showing a positive reaction.

And while doing so, after grasping the situation, she tilted her head in doubt.

“But this situation seems suspicious, the Northern Alliance suddenly seizing Humanity’s supply convoy.”

“Hmm…”

“It’s just my personal opinion, but I strongly suspect Humanity pulled some behind-the-scenes maneuver.”

“…Now that you mention it, that makes a lot of sense.”

Hearing Jessica’s words, I definitely felt there was merit to her thinking.

And proving that we weren’t the only ones with such thoughts, users questioning this incident were popping up all over the gallery.

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**Title: This civil war ending is SUPER suspicious**

**Author: Anonymous**

**Content:** [Image of a toad wearing detective hat and sunglasses, raising a question mark]

So they claim the Magellan Clan discovered the Southern Union’s supply route and ambushed it

But realistically speaking, the Southern Union wouldn’t carelessly manage something that’s basically their lifeline

Could it be that Humanity deliberately abandoned the Southern Union?

**Comments:**

– [Oh]

– [Hmm is that so;;;]

– [Is there any reason to go that far?]

– ˪[Since Raksha and the Southern Union were doing surprisingly well, maybe they chose the Northern Alliance that they could control](Author)

– ˪[Isn’t that going too far? No matter how well the Southern Union was doing, they were still evenly matched]

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**Title: But it’s suspicious that Magellan Clan says they’ll get along well with Humanity**

**Author: Anonymous**

**Content:** [Image of ‘Mona Lisa’ signing a friendship treaty between Humanity and Magellan from News Boy’s interview.jpg]

How can they suddenly be buddy-buddy with Humanity when they couldn’t push back the Southern Union because of Humanity’s support?

This seems suspicious

**Comments:**

– [What nonsense]

– [Weren’t Magellan and the Northern Alliance also receiving support from Humanity?]

– [Lolololololol]

– [That’s a bit of a stretch;;;]

– [From Magellan’s perspective, they need to stay on good terms with Humanity since they’re a clan that’s seized power and could counterattack Magellan if they wanted]

– ˪[Humanity is using all their strength to deal with the Earth Federation, so they can’t cause trouble](Author)

– ˪[Even so, that’s only for a month at most, by then users will be back at 100% strength]

– ˪[Do you think the Magellan Clan, which hasn’t even consumed territory, could manage that?]

– ˪[That person is right, and besides, Justice already occupies one-third of the Xenovia Empire territory]

– ˪[With only two-thirds of the territory and half the users, it’s better to just submit than to act up]

– ˪[Ah, that’s true](Author)

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Seeing all sorts of conspiracy theories bursting out, I felt like another entertaining time was unfolding.

I couldn’t help but nod at the thought that this was truly a mess.

At least regarding these conspiracy theories(?), users were maintaining a relatively balanced and healthy discussion with appropriate tension and relaxation.

To be frank, whether it’s conspiracy theories or whatever, as long as it’s a “healthy” topic of discussion.

From the perspective of moderators like me, this could be considered a very desirable situation.

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**Title: Instead of pushing weird conspiracy theories**

**Author: Anonymous**

**Content:** [Kraken adult doujinshi.jpg]

Let’s embrace the glorious advanced culture and find enlightenment

**Comments:**

– [Moderatooooor!!!!]

– [Moderatooooor!!!!!!]

– [What the hell guys]

– [Lololololol]

– [I can’t be the only one seeing this, upvote lol]

– ˪[You bastard]

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**Title: Don’t fight, let’s C’ex**

**Author: Anonymous**

**Content:** [What seemed like a normal adult image, but while loading suddenly changes to two Kraken-class monsters using Jormungandr-class for double dildos.gif]

Brought something really hot here

**Comments:**

– [Y-you bastard]

– [What’s the problem?]

– [Bring the original, or I’ll burn down the gallery]

– ˪[<Jormungandr double dildo Kraken image ultra-high quality link>](Author)

– ˪[Here’s the original you wanted](Author)

– ˪[Thank you…]

– ˪[You bastard]

– [Lolololololololol]

– [The comment above lololololololol]

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“Ah, these damn bastards.”

Compared to these sexual deviants, conspiracy theorists are at least 5 times better from a visual standpoint.

And there’s no way I’d let such a mess slide.

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<(Y)/N>

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I decided to reactivate my blocking beam/blocking-saber and perform a sword dance throughout the gallery.

Although in the process, many users wailed and tried to “persuade” me before getting their chat blocked as well.

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**Title: Please don’t do this**

**Author: Icarus**

**Content:** [Dozens of users sending “101 Reasons Why Male Kraken and Futa Kraken Are Hot Collection.zip” via private chat.jpg]

Please

**Comments:**

– [A work where the speaker’s desperate emotions are felt so tragically, I’ll give it 10/10 stars]

– ˪[Lolololololololol]

– [What sin must one commit to become a moderator?]

– ˪[As a reward for ranking rewards?]

– ˪[Paying the price despite not intending to]

– ˪[Lolololololol]

– [This is why moderators don’t do their job]

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Unfortunately, their desperate attempts only resulted in a massive backfire.

And in the process, my vision was terrorized in real-time.

In this sad and sorrowful situation, I could only shed tears.

But not long after I started living such a peaceful pastoral(?) life.

I experienced a terrible and absurd incident where a dreadnought that had been dry-docked for just a month was completely sunk…

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