Even though I suffered a surprise factual assault from Jessica that left me breathless…

    ‘Pain that doesn’t defeat me only makes me stronger!’

    With that thought, I overcame it through sheer willpower.

    Somehow maintaining my mental fortitude, I began diligently rolling the gacha.

    Of course, the result of my first monumental gacha roll after regaining my composure was…

    —————————————–

    <Common Resource Box x10>

    <Would you like to roll again?>

    <Y/N>

    —————————————–

    “Oh for f***’s sake.”

    “Argh.”

    As always, it rewarded me with utterly miserable results.

    The moment I saw this, curses burst from my mouth and my head felt completely numb.

    Of course, it was perfectly normal to get bad results at first.

    Last time, despite spending around 150 rolls, I didn’t get a single Superhuman or starship.

    So I wasn’t going to get discouraged just because the first roll was bad. I maintained my resolve and kept diligently rolling the gacha.

    And if there was any silver lining to this misfortune, it was that I wasn’t the only one experiencing this pain.

    —————————————–

    Title: Starting my first 10,000 rolls right nowwww!

    Author: Anonymous

    Content: [Image of one Rare Resource Box and nine Common Resource Boxes.jpg]

    What are you looking at?

    If you’re going to look, just quietly upvote and leave

    Comments:

    -[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

    -[This dude has ZERO luck lol]

    -[How does it feel to see the world going to hell?]

    -˪[Terrible terrible terrible](Author)

    -[Lol gacha loser]

    —————————————–

    —————————————–

    Title: Stop lying you bastard

    Author: Anonymous

    Content: [Results of using 10-roll tickets 100 times, totaling 100 rolls.jpg]

    How the hell can I roll gacha 100 times

    and not get a SINGLE starship?

    This is rigged, definitely rigged

    Comments:

    -[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

    -[Poor thing…]

    -[Living another day as death]

    —————————————–

    —————————————–

    Title: What the hell

    Author: Anonymous

    Content: [Proof of 150 gacha rolls, with A-rank Superhuman and B-rank starship appearing at 120 and 143 rolls respectively.jpg]

    Where’s my SSS-rank?

    Where did my precious triple S-rank go?

    Comments:

    -[I will not give you what you want]

    -[LOLOLOLOL]

    -[“What you want is inside this.”]

    -˪[<Box image>]

    -˪[Oh for f***’s sake](Author)

    -[OP got baited hard]

    —————————————–

    People who had already rolled gacha over 150 times were showing in real-time how they were “failing miserably.”

    “See, Jessica, I’m not alone…!”

    “…I don’t think finding solidarity in something like this is particularly good.”

    Of course, among those posts about catastrophic failures, there were evil groups of people who couldn’t control themselves and proudly showed off:

    —————————————–

    Title: Hahaha! Success after just 100 rolls!

    Author: Anonymous

    Content: [Proof of getting an SSS-rank “Gilgamesh-class” Stealth Assault Battleship after 100 rolls.jpg]

    I tried hard and finally got one after 100 rolls

    Is this good?

    Comments:

    -[This f***ing bastard]

    -[Die]

    -[I’m going to kill you]

    -[Casually taking one step back and two steps forward, asking to die]

    -[Look at how hostile all these comments are lololol]

    —————————————–

    Naturally, the moderators including myself wouldn’t tolerate such boastful posts.

    After several posts were deleted and we quickly exchanged messages in the moderator chat:

    —————————————–

    Title: Boastful posts will be deleted without mercy and result in 1-day bans

    Author: Antares

    Content: [Image of a list of purged posts.jpg]

    Title says it all

    Yes

    [Image of the consensus reached in the moderator chat room.jpg]

    For your information, it’s not just me, all the other moderators agreed to respond this way

    So keep your mouth shut and follow along

    Comments:

    -[Kyaaaaa]

    -[Mod punch, mod punch!]

    -[Solo players have been getting purged since earlier]

    -[But what would you do if someone from Humanity Clan did this?]

    -˪[I’ll punish them](Author)

    -˪[You’re punishing gacha in real-time]

    -˪[…](Author)

    -[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

    -[Look at the mod getting interrogated and going into a dazed state]

    -[Flying users above running mods]

    —————————————–

    We made a pact to kill all those who made evil boastful posts.

    Although in the process, Antares (A.K.A. Humanity Clan leader), who posted as the representative because he was ranked #1, suffered a minor incident at the hands of an anonymous user.

    When the enraged Antares tried to ban that anonymous user…

    —————————————–

    Title: What are two mods doing? lololol

    Author: Anonymous

    Content: [Image of Antares banning an anonymous user, only for that user to transform into Betelgeuse.jpg]

    When Antares posted about cracking down on boastful posts, some anonymous user baited him

    Antares got pissed and fired a 15-day ban beam at that anonymous user

    But it turned out to be fellow moderator Betelgeuse so it bounced off

    Comments:

    -[LOLOLOLOLOLOL]

    -[Trolling anytime, anywhere – that’s the beauty of it]

    -[Humanity and Loki are going to fight again soon]

    -[What the]

    —————————————–

    —————————————–

    Title: Sigh…

    Author: Betelgeuse

    Content: [Image of a toad taking a drag from a cigarette], [Image of a toad throwing away a cigarette]

    *puff*

    I’ve been caught

    Comments:

    -[???]

    -[What are you doing?]

    -˪[Trolling needs no reason, bye](Author)

    -[Now THAT’S our clan leader]

    -˪[The consistency in standards from clan leader to members shows why these guys have such high loyalty]

    -˪[It’s not loyalty, it’s following the leader’s stupidity]

    —————————————–

    Surprisingly, that anonymous user turned out to be our pink-haired king of trolls.

    When it was revealed to be Betelgeuse A.K.A. Loki Clan leader, the moderators’ agreement gently turned to dust.

    As the situation continued to unfold in chaos…

    The next-ranked player, #2 Raksha, had already stated he was too busy with gacha and guerrilla warfare against Magellan Clan to manage the gallery.

    So inevitably, I, the next ranker at #3, decided to propose a new solution to quell this chaos.

    —————————————–

    Title: Here’s a clear guideline about those boastful posts

    Author: Icarus

    Content: [Image showing no Superhumans or starships appearing during 200 rolls.jpg]

    When I get an SSS-rank, that’s when it becomes allowed

    Until then, no one can brag about getting an SSS-rank in the gallery

    No one

    Before me

    Can brag

    Comments:

    -[So you’re saying we can brag after hitting pity at 1,000 or 10,000 rolls?]

    -˪[You bastard](Author)

    -˪[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

    -˪[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

    -[But how do we know if you’re rolling or not?]

    -˪[I’ll post every 100 rolls up to 1,000, then once every 1,000 rolls after that](Author)

    -[When will you finish all that?]

    —————————————–

    And that solution was simply “until I get an SSS-rank.”

    Although in the process, I too suffered bombardment from anonymous users just like Antares.

    Anyway, since it calmed the gallery’s chaos, I decided to roll gacha with peace of mind and leave proof shots.

    However, this decision would later provide a rather peculiar experience for both me and the gallery users…


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