Ch.357Controversy Ended

[One of humanity’s 8 great unsolved problems has finally been resolved]

-There have been consistent debates like Ngannou vs. Otani with a baseball bat

Gorilla vs. 10 Ngannous

Elephant vs. 50 Ngannous and many similar ones

I think no one needs to worry about these anymore

Kim Donghu < This guy just takes care of everything

Watching the commentators acknowledge his dominance without even trying to analyze, I realized

Ah, this guy has reached a level where humans can’t even evaluate him on the same terms…

ㄴThis guy? Is Godly Donghu your friend?

ㄴUpvote if this is Kim Donghu who didn’t do air combos for fear of killing his opponent

ㄴHow frustrating must it be for his opponents? They must be demanding serious balance patches

ㄴDamn it, nerf him already!!!

[TOP 1 person analyzing Kim Donghu most seriously right now]

-Moray < LOLOLOLOLOLOL

-Probably seriously preparing for a Tekken collab

ㄴNice that Kim Donghu doesn’t need to worry about balance, just make him win everything

ㄴHealthy Donghu~ Boom boom~ Smash those Tekken players’ heads~

ㄴHow dare masters try to defeat Donghu~

ㄴSeriously, someone like Donghu could appear in not just Tekken but Street Fighter, Dead by Daylight too

ㄴㄴDead by Daylight lmao what sins did he commit to appear as a killer

ㄴㄴToo powerful a crime….

[So humans can spin in the air after getting kicked]

-I just learned this, fighting games were actually accurate

-Suddenly Prince of Tennis < So was that based on reality too? LOLOLOLOL

ㄴIt means Kim Donghu is always using the ultimate form of Thousand Flowing Movements

ㄴSo you’re saying you can really snipe someone’s head from 200m away with a tennis ball?

ㄴAnyway, it’s you again, great Dong Hu

ㄴWe keep saying he’s good and then he goes and breaks through the universe with his skills

[I’m new to fighting, can everyone get like that with training?]

-How long would it take to reach Kim Donghu’s level? 8 years?

ㄴI don’t know, you idiot

ㄴㄴWhy the insult…

ㄴThe truth is nobody knows

ㄴAnd it’s fucking terrifying

ㄴThat’s not even fighting anymore

[The match is invalid! Invalid! Absolutely invalid!]

-This was clearly a rigged match!

-Dana approved this! Dana picked it himself! Kim Donghu was involved too!

-So it’s invalid! This match is invalid! There’s no way a 1:5 could lose otherwise!

ㄴValid lol absolutely valid lololololol

ㄴYoohoo lolololololol

ㄴSure sure, match rigging isn’t real, matchmaking is based on skill

ㄴBut increasing the number of rounds is real, right?

ㄴYeah yeah match rigging is real, but what are you gonna do about it? Who’s gonna fight him?

ㄴCan’t do anything so I’ll just stay quiet

Right after the match ended.

Community sites were frequently experiencing server crashes and paralysis due to the influx of visitors.

How could anyone stay quiet after seeing “that”?

Something beyond comprehension.

People were busy writing posts to spread the word.

And this wasn’t limited to just communities.

Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, etc.

Anywhere content could be uploaded.

People kept sharing the unbelievable feats Kim Donghu had shown.

[Why Kim Donghu was disgustingly good in this match (analysis warning)]

-His high kick seems to come out in under 10 frames, he’s so fucking broken

-His left uppercut seems to be within 5 frames wtf

If left uppercut is faster than Shun Goku Satsu, why even use Shun Goku Satsu?

Earth < Upvote if you think this bastard created the worst broken character in history

ㄴAnd this Earth bastard doesn’t even do proper balance patches

ㄴFact is he only keeps buffing him

ㄴ??? : Gotta save UFC viewership, right?

ㄴYou’re killing the fighters

[5th round / 1 minute 11 seconds – the sentence itself is so bizarre]

-The fact that it took an average of less than 15 seconds to finish each person

And the scariest part is this includes the first two rounds where he was deliberately playing around

ㄴTruly operating on a different level is the right expression

ㄴThe worst one-sided massacre… Dongmen Fukuna damn

[Three individuals being reevaluated]

-Alexander? Anyway that fully doped Olympic guy and

-Edward and Zain Lance lololololol

How did these guys even survive? Though he seems stronger now than back then

ㄴYeah how did they manage

ㄴTheir stock keeps rising

ㄴThey lasted over a minute somehow…

ㄴGuys who withstood multiple punches from Kim Donghu…

ㄴLosing to the strong isn’t shameful blah blah

[On-site viewing story) The emotional experience of witnessing Kim Donghu]

-Hello, I’m DonghuNumberOneFan, admin of the Dong Gallery.

The dopamine I felt in just one day yesterday was greater than all the excitement I’ve felt as a Kim Donghu fan for nearly 10 years.

Don’t believe me? What are you gonna do about it? I even briefly managed the Twin Dragon Swordsmanship

The match itself was 1 minute 11 seconds, but the waiting times in between were so exciting

That thrill, you know? The dopamine was just insane

And the video doesn’t convey the destructive power, the air and wind trembling….

(omitted)

Anyway, it was really amazing

Almost too good to be true

I’m going to watch Kim Donghu’s winner interview again, so adidas for now

ㄴIs this your 30th ban evasion?

ㄴThis guy is taking a break after getting all his frustrations out

ㄴNope, never letting you back, permanent lifetime ban lol

ㄴAdidas? How old is that? Was that the mod sign-off?

ㄴIf you’ve been a fan for 10 years, you must be Gen Z? lol

His straight punch sent opponents bouncing off the cage.

He lifted opponents with one hand.

His high kicks made opponents’ bodies spin in mid-air.

As these miraculous scenes kept unfolding.

“I’ve accomplished everything I set out to do. I want to thank everyone who has supported me.”

Kim Donghu, standing in the center of the cage,

As if to prove he had become a legend,

Began his final winner’s interview.

+++++++

Not even the faintest breath could be heard in the arena.

Everyone was watching Kim Donghu without making a sound,

Trying to hear every word from the man who had become a legend.

“First, I want to thank the fans who helped me get to where I am today.”

He began with a simple greeting.

In that solemn atmosphere, a new belt was fastened around Kim Donghu’s waist.

Gold and diamonds perfectly balanced in harmony.

With a brilliant Colosseum emblem engraved in the center.

A symbol with no organization name on it.

Created solely to honor one man, now revealed to everyone.

But no one reacted to it.

Because something far more important was happening.

“My goal was to become a great fighter who would remain in your memories forever. That’s why I always gave my best, and whenever I set a goal, I did everything to achieve it.”

Kim Donghu’s interview was continuing.

“And standing here now, I can say with certainty.”

Kim Donghu unfastened the belt from his waist and held it high for everyone to see.

“My records will never be broken.”

I am a legend.

As soon as his final words ended, everyone erupted in cheers.

Excitement, fervor, elation.

Various emotions continued to converge around Kim Donghu.

A retirement ceremony that would go down in legend.

Something only seen in fighting manga.

The unprecedented situation of retiring “because there’s no one left to fight.”

And proving it with a 1vs5, 5 KOs, total fight time of 1 minute 11 seconds.

Everything aligned perfectly.

Setting the highest peak in fighting history that would never be matched again.

“Do you think you’re the strongest primate?”

When a reporter playfully threw this question,

Kim Donghu smiled slightly and replied,

“Yes, I am.”

As if it were obvious.

‘Wow… he really, really is.’

‘Gorillas are nothing, Kim Donghu would win.’

‘Mammoths are nothing, now I understand how primitive humans hunted them.’

People around took his words completely seriously.

‘So what’s next, movies?’

Regardless,

Kim Donghu’s mind was already filled with his next schedule.

Normally, he should want to rest immediately.

UFC and boxing.

Having retired from professions he’d been involved with for a long time,

He felt both emptiness and liberation simultaneously.

That’s why he strongly wanted to work immediately rather than rest.

Of course, this was just Kim Donghu’s personal thought.

“…You didn’t even break a sweat after that fight? That’s amazing.”

“Isn’t your stamina too good? How can you be like this after what you did with us?”

“What’s more amazing is that with just a little… touch, down there gets very active again.”

“I don’t think even Tarzan would be this good….”

“But oppa! You’re not thinking about work right now, are you?”

Forget the next schedule.

Entering the athlete’s waiting room, Kim Donghu faced five women surrounding him.

“…You all waited without leaving? But I’m sure you weren’t near me earlier?”

“We waited, waited in advance.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s your last time as a fighter.”

At Kim Sujin’s answer, Kim Donghu tilted his head in confusion.

Ryu Jaerin added, as if explaining something obvious.

“To properly receive the last fighter genes for our baby….”

Wait, is that some kind of folk remedy?

‘How excellent.’

Let’s do it right now.