Ch.350Tannhäuser Workshop Battle (6)

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Title: Get lost, you bastard trying to incite the docked players sb

Author: Seaweed Raccoon Dog

Content: [Screenshot of post suggesting incitement of users docked at Avalon and Barracuda.jpg]

Acting all natural talking about “inciting” us and shit, you wanna die for real?

Why the hell should we listen to your bullshit about undocking? lolololol

Are you guys actually idiots?

Comments:

-[lololololololol]

-[Scratch?]

-˪[Who the hell is this guy again](Author)

-˪[He’s a famous loser, best to ignore him]

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Title: What’s with openly admitting to incitement

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Image of a toad looking at another toad screaming from behind]

Is this deliberate or something?

Like, sacrificing yourself to reveal some hidden conspiracy?

I really hope that’s the case so I could at least thank you

Or are you just a brainless idiot?

Comments:

-[Forum wisdom is always on point lolol]

-[Maybe that’s actually the case lol]

-[Just mercilessly take him down~]

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And while he seemed to have made his statement seriously,

When the backlash from users docked at Avalon and Barracuda was stronger than he expected, the user tried to flee.

Of course, right after that…

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Title: Execution of propaganda instigator

Author: König

Content: [Screenshot of post inciting rebellion among docked users.jpg], [Proof of 7-day community ban.jpg]

Yep

Amazing mindset thinking you won’t die when you openly cross the line

Comments:

-[Woooooow]

-[Bug squashed]

-[So satisfying]

-[It’ll be quiet for a while]

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As punishment for blatantly crossing the line, he was caught by a passing moderator,

And ended up being executed in the marketplace… no, in the concept posts, displayed as a warning to other trolls.

And after such a troll was executed, the gallery began to discuss why docked users weren’t rebelling.

“Self-proclaimed” academic(???) analyses started to emerge.

Most posts were garbage, so they were discarded by the majority of users, getting at most ten to dozens of comments.

But one miraculously decent post was actually well-written…

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Title: The reason Avalon and Barracuda docked users aren’t rebelling is simple.txt

Author: ImTotallyAMaster

Content: [Photo of Barracuda user bases taken by chance, showing almost no ships.jpg]

When Icarus first accepted docking requests

He prioritized those whose fleets were nearly destroyed over those with intact fleets

So most currently docked users have very weak fleet power

That’s why even if Icarus pulls troops after capturing Tannhäuser and stations them there, users can’t do anything about it lololol

Comments:

-[Don’t gold ranks have firepower-type superhumans? If users gather their superhumans, they should be able to match decent fleet firepower]

-˪[Not decent fleet firepower, but decent mid-tier clan firepower is needed to make any difference]

-˪[Ah]

-˪[You pure-minded gay]

-[Information posts deserve upvotes]

-[Good enough]

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Users were mesmerized by this post that bloomed like a dandelion among countless garbage posts.

But as the topic of docked users’ response methods continued to drift, amid repeated meltdowns…

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Title: Personally I find the current controversy ridiculous lolololol

Author: Anonymous

Content: [GIF of the ongoing live broadcast of battle between Icarus and Tannhäuser base]

The fact is that the person in question isn’t annihilating Tannhäuser’s defense fleet

Lolololololololol

Seems kind of funny that we’re arguing about something that won’t even happen

Comments:

-[Well, what-ifs are fun for this reason lol]

-[Brother, read the room]

-[Who doesn’t know that lolol]

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When someone’s random post was thrown into the gallery, the gathered mischievous toad users immediately scattered the topic.

After making some unidentified forest-friend-like confessions(?), they collectively returned to the original topic of “Tannhäuser conquest.”

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And while these “individual” users were making public opinion flow in strange and meaningless ways according to their streams of consciousness,

Unlike individual users=solo players, among the various clans approaching with at least minimal strategic plans…

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<Clan Representatives Chat Room>

-[The fact that Icarus is friendly with our clan is even mentioned in the Goguryeo Watermelon Map!](Humanity)

-[Why are Humanity old-timers suddenly going crazy again?](Biomass)

-[Lolololololololol](Loki)

-[We’re like, you know? Our clan leader and Icarus went to the sauna together! Went on dates! Did everything!]

-[Shut up]

-[Ah](Justice)

-[Lololololol](Humanity)

-[Lolololololololol](Loki)

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Drawing a line that they shouldn’t care about whatever was being discussed in the gallery,

They were fiercely competing under the surface to use Icarus as their “mercenary” in a completely different way from the solo player mercenaries so far.

To be precise, the ones really competing fiercely were the Humanity Clan and Justice Clan.

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<Clan Representatives Chat Room>

-[We gave Icarus resources, gifted ships, and even sent a delegation to leave evidence of our friendly relations sg]

-[<Image of Icarus shaking hands with Tiara who came as Humanity’s representative.jpg>](Humanity)

-[Heh]

-[Our clan leader personally gave up Ouroboros to Icarus?]

-[<Screenshot of chat history between Arcadia and Icarus.jpg>](Justice)

-[Heeh]

-[Heeeeeh]

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The pan-Humanity faction and pan-Justice faction were competing by alternating between openly fighting and checking each other,

Trying to somehow bring Icarus into their sphere of influence, saying things like “That child is our child!”

Of course, other clans weren’t uninterested in Icarus’s situation either.

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<Clan Representatives Chat Room>

-[Whatever you two fight about, Icarus will end up in our faction anyway, right? Hehe](Biomass)

-[…What](Humanity)

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In the case of the Biomass Clan, despite their representative having once told Icarus “Honestly, you seem closer to Justice hehe,”

Since it wasn’t officially stated and was just a private conversation between their representative Wiridi and Icarus,

They were brazenly acting as if it never happened, with thick skin on their faces.

…And finally, the Loki Clan, always sincere about stirring up trouble.

Their first meeting with Icarus wasn’t particularly good,

And since they received strange “training” from Marian who was associated with Icarus, clan leader Betelgeuse wasn’t showing a particularly friendly attitude.

But they couldn’t just hand Icarus over to another clan either.

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<Loki Clan Secret Meeting>

-[We can’t just let this go, right?](Betelgeuse)

-[Yep](Executive)

-[But we won’t be able to have Icarus for ourselves anyway]

-[Then let’s somehow make the clans fight each other, so no one can have him yep](Betelgeuse)

-[Awesome, that’s the Loki way]

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Based on the miraculous logic that if they couldn’t have it, no one should,

They were launching smear campaigns using spies they had planted in each clan.