Ch.343Regarding the Commander’s Body. (2)

Of course, the “meat shield” theory about using the user’s body had died down.

But now, following the infamous “stream of consciousness,” a new theory applying that concept emerged in the gallery.

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Title: Something I thought of regarding user bodies

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Video of a user being captured and tossed around by superhumans.swf]

The truth is, our body as the Commander isn’t weak in durability

It’s just lacking in strength, right?

So if we train really thoroughly, could we overpower even SSS-rank superhumans with pure strength and have our way with them?

That would make it legal to bang starships, right?

Comments:

-[What]

-[W-w-what what what]

-[????]

-[WTF]

-[Legal starship banging gay]

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‘?’

Out of nowhere, there was talk about how the Commander could potentially overpower superhumans with enough training.

And when other users noticed the “overpowering superhumans” part in that post…

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Title: For real, if a user trains super hard, couldn’t they destroy a starship alone?

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Image of a superhuman performing a rush attack.jpg]

Looking at superhumans specialized in close combat, some can punch through battleship armor plating to enter

Couldn’t we do the same if we train super intensely?

Even though superhumans can be subdued with overwhelming firepower, we just end up feeling extreme pain at worst

If we get trained as masochists and obtain overwhelming power, couldn’t we just smash everything ourselves?

Comments:

-[Excuse me?]

-[LOLOLOLOL I agree]

-[Wow, so there are people who want to enter martial arts tournaments in this strategy game world]

-[When did we get transported into “Drag*n Ball”?]

-[Saiy*n gay;;;]

-[Gay who wants to become a warrior race]

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Suddenly, the gallery was filled with bizarre theories like “If we use the system’s power, we wouldn’t need to lose any more superhumans…”

And as Jessica was looking at these gallery posts with me, she said:

“It doesn’t sound like a bad idea. If you do well, Commander, you might become a muscular giant too.”

“Me?”

“Yes, if you do well, you could lift us up with just your own strength, Commander.”

“…Oh.”

As she said this, she opened Paint on the nearby computer and awkwardly drew a full-nelson position while perking up her ears.

I grabbed both ears of this horny rabbit and pulled them up and down to subdue her, declaring that such a thing was impossible.

“Not a chance. How could that be possible?”

“Hieeeek.”

And with those words, I showed Jessica the next gallery post.

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Title: Train the user’s body to superhuman level?

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Image of a toad pointing and laughing]

What LOLOLOLOL

Do you not understand what it means that the user’s body is protected by the system?

It will never get stronger beyond a certain level LOLOL

Sure, if you exercise, you might go from a regular person to a fit regular person in real life

But that’s the limit

No matter how hard you train, muscle “tears” don’t occur, so you can’t get the post-recovery strengthening effect

And remember that even though our bodies may look different, our strength is only slightly enhanced from our real-life bodies

In that state, do you think you could take on not just 1:17 but 1:hundreds and reach even D-rank?

It’s impossible, so wake up from your dream and if you want to get pounded, wear an exoskeleton

Or have a naturally good body to begin with

Comments:

-[Comment]

-[Why do you know this in such detail?]

-[hoxy…?]

-˪[It’s because I tried to do pounding play with superhumans and failed, that’s why](Author)

-˪[Wow, you’re talking like such a manly man]

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“Ta-da.”

“Ah…”

When it was revealed that my body could never do that full-nelson thing to superhumans—something you’d see in extreme western adult videos—

Jessica’s ears immediately drooped, clearly showing her disappointment.

I patted her shoulder and said:

“That’s how it is—the more you expect, the more disappointed you get.”

“Noooo.”

I shook my head, telling her that what’s impossible is impossible, and she needed to face reality.

And while I was doing this, the gallery users continued their stream of consciousness with a new theory…

The problem was that this theory was rather disgusting.

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Title: We can’t get stronger than superhumans, but we can bang Krakens

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Kraken adult image.jpg]

Unnngh I’m finishing inside Kraken-chan

Comments:

-[WTF why]

-[I can’t be the only one seeing this]

-˪[You bastard]

-[Oh, kinda hot]

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Title: Users can’t get stronger through body modification, but we can adjust our size

Author: Anonymous

Content: [Image of someone trying to insert their junk into a Kraken.jpg]

And it’s been revealed that users can move freely regardless of size

So can’t we just get a giant dick and bang starships?

As for where to get something that big, figure it out yourselves

Comments:

-[Waaaaaaah!!!]

-[You bastard, you didn’t even censor it]

-[Why are these ship-fuckers popping up again, damn it]

-˪[How the hell did the conversation go from “can users be used as meat shields” to “can users bang ships” FFS]

-˪[Role reversal is a common story]

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“Ugh, these crazy bastards.”

After I ate the Kraken and went wild, for some reason, the so-called “ship-fuckers” started multiplying.

As the comments indicated, I really couldn’t understand how “Let’s use users as meat shields!” had transformed into “Let’s have users bang ships!”

But understanding such things would only contaminate my brain.

I just let out a hollow laugh and was about to delete the posts and ban the writers for 15 days.

But at that moment:

“Icarus, this princess has come to you!”

“It’s been a while, Commander Icarus.”

“Ah, yes.”

As the command center door opened and Princess Luca and Oxianor, who had been staying at the Life Nest, appeared together,

I stopped managing the gallery and welcomed them.

Seeing me like this, Princess Luca showed a suspicious expression and continued the conversation:

“By the way, Icarus, what were you looking at that made you laugh like that?”

“Oh, that?”

Since the topic was what it was, I hesitated for a moment to gather my thoughts.

But Princess Luca only looked like a child—her life experience was probably greater than mine.

So I decided to just convey the situation “appropriately” as it was.

Of course, while explaining the situation—that “other commanders want to have sex with Krakens!”—

I worried that Princess Luca might develop disgust toward users who belonged to the monster faction.

But after hearing my explanation, Princess Luca just showed an indifferent expression as if this was nothing new.

And then, shaking her head in disbelief, she opened her mouth again:

“Those people always try to use us to satisfy their desires wherever and whenever. It seems you’ve encountered such people.”

“You seem to know them well.”

“But what’s really absurd is that, regardless of other ships, both of your Krakens are male, aren’t they?”

“…What?”

After hearing this shocking(?) fact and after Princess Luca and Oxianor finished their conversation and left,

I immediately decided to inform the gallery of this fact.

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Title: Breaking news) Both my Krakens confirmed to be male

Author: Icarus

Content: [‘Conversation with Monster Ambassador’ recording.mp3]

This is real

Comments:

-[???]

-[W-what what what]

-[All Kraken fuckers were gay]

-[Stop lying, those sexy birthing-type butts can’t be male characters, damn it]

-˪[Gay gay]

-˪[Have a beautiful love^^]

-[Oh damn]

-˪[Gay gay gay]

-[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL]

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And because of my revelation, the Kraken fuckers in the gallery were suddenly labeled as gays who only bang males.

But since wanting to bang a Kraken in the first place already meant losing one’s dignity as a human, I didn’t feel particularly sorry for them.