Ch.332Snow Country (1)

Anyway, after an eventful October, November arrived.

“We really went through a lot,” I said with a sigh.

“Yeah… seriously. I’m ready for a break. Once this is over, I’m planning to go somewhere with Frille,” Sasith sighed.

“Vacation is coming soon!! Let’s all come visit my country!” Tina said with a smile.

“Ah, that’s right.”

We had agreed to all go to Tina’s country, the Never Dreaming Kingdom. Honestly, I was quite looking forward to it.

Anyway, now that November had arrived, the weather had gotten quite cold. I had already brought out Japan’s ultimate winter weapon, the kotatsu. We were all gathered around it. Honestly, the kotatsu was packed. That’s what happens when you have so many girlfriends.

Inevitably, I had Ms. Aiko sitting on my lap.

“Wait… Shota-kun… doing this in the living room…”

Ms. Aiko had her skirt hiked up as we were connected.

“What’s the problem? Doing whatever, wherever is what married couples do.”

“Really… at every opportunity…”

Ms. Aiko couldn’t collect herself.

“Mom! Get a room!”

Aki cried out in frustration. With couples exercising inside the kotatsu, things naturally got hot and steamy. It felt like winter wasn’t so scary after all.

“Before that, we need to deal with the November dungeon or whatever,”

Kana said, opening her schedule. Given our membership, it seemed all the core dungeon conquest members were proceeding from my house. Our leader, Sasith, wasn’t present. I was the one relaying information afterward.

This made me a complete figurehead… or rather, a panty-head. But this too was for Sasith’s sake.

“Everything I do… is for Sasith’s sake,”

I said in the style of Asina Kenichi from Seki X.

“Look at this guy rationalizing again,”

Taiga snickered.

Hey now. Troublemakers are out.

It was Kana’s diary that doubled as a schedule and secret journal. Kana never intended to show it, but… honestly, I’d peeked at it many times. I found it cute how she drew heart symbols on days when we had consecutive happy sex.

“Pink Beard seems like a real amateur. Is he just sending troops in dribs and drabs every month?”

Kirtan said with disgust.

“That’s why Earth has survived,”

I replied.

Opening dimensional gates takes considerable effort. Especially to other dimensions. In the end, Pink Beard couldn’t leverage his numerical advantage and had to open dimensional gates to send troops little by little.

‘However… the dimensional rift is gradually widening.’

By mid-December, the atmosphere would suddenly change. Pink Beard would land a massive force in Emoshita. The mood would suddenly shift to an alien apocalypse. I hadn’t told everyone about that yet.

For now… I wanted to enjoy November and early December. And my dream was to spend a white Christmas in bed with my girlfriends. Even if it didn’t snow outside… I could make it snow in the bedroom. You know what I mean.

“Let’s conquer it quickly then. Honestly… we need to prepare for the overseas trip too,”

Kana said.

“Right.”

November’s dungeon was a return to basics, a classic dungeon. It featured periodically placed mobs in a snowy setting. With our current specs, it shouldn’t be difficult to conquer.

Umi was busy drawing. Her skills had improved dramatically.

“Umi, you don’t need to push yourself so hard.”

Umi working so diligently to receive my favor was too precious!

“No… that’s how it started, but… I found it fun,”

Umi said.

“I… might have found my calling?”

Umi said seriously. Hmm… well, career paths are often discovered by chance.

“But Umi, what’s your greatest talent?”

I smiled, pulling her closer.

“Getting pregnant with Shota’s baby…”

Umi said shyly.

“That’s it!! Umi!!”

I immediately embraced her.

That’s when it happened.

Beep-! Beep beep-! Beeep-!

The sound of the front door lock opening. Who could it be? I didn’t hear anyone entering the code. That meant someone had a key. Madoka? No, she doesn’t have a key. She always comes through the window.

“Shota!! Mom and Dad are home!”

It was the biological parents of Arigiri Shota, whom I had possessed.

We all froze in unison.

Of course, I had my pants off as I was in the middle of doing lewd things. And right now, Umi had climbed on top of me, having switched turns.

“…Welcome home?”

I decided to greet them while continuing to move my hips.

“Stop moving your hips!”

Umi blushed furiously and hit me.

“Ah, son… this is…”

Dad’s face turned bright red.

“Who… Oh, could you be… my father-in-law and mother-in-law?”

At that moment, Eri and Mika, who had just finished showering, opened the bathroom door completely naked.

My massive harem members and my parents all gathered in one place.

———

I just roughly explained the situation.

Introducing everyone one by one took forever. In Kirtan’s case… I just said she was a college student living nearby. She was 20 after all. With a perfectly bouncy body just like a female college student.

“This person is… in her late thirties?”

Mother looked at Ms. Aiko.

“And her daughter is your girlfriend too? H-how does that make sense?”

Father choked on the green tea Eri had brought, inhaling it through his nostrils. Father… please stay calm.

“Eri… did you really accept all this?”

Mother looked at Eri.

“Y-yes. Everyone agreed. Shota-kun is such a good man… we decided to treat him as a public resource.”

Eri said with a bright smile.

“And even the young ladies from Kunami Corporation and the Saito family… Shota, what on earth have you been doing…?”

Father seemed confused.

“I cannot forgive such promiscuity!!!! Admittedly, what you sent in your messages is impressive!!! Supporting yourself with web novels at your age!!! Top grades in school!! Placing in the kendo tournament!! Honestly, though you’re my son, you’re amazing!! But falling into debauchery will bring ruin later!!”

Father shouted.

“Darling!! This isn’t right!! Even if polygamy has been legalized…!!”

Father seemed to be requesting backup from Mother.

“As a man, take responsibility… choose one.”

Father said firmly.

“That’s too cruel…!! I want to spread my seed everywhere!!”

I shouted loudly. Yes! I had a dream of spraying like a watering can and creating an army with our children!!

“You’ve become so vulgar!!!!”

Father lamented.

At that moment, Mother stood up.

“KYEEEEEEK!!!!! SHUT UP!! DARLING!!!”

And Mother immediately let out a monstrous scream.

“That scream… identical to Shota’s…!”

“So it was hereditary…”

“I wonder if our children will be like that too?”

My girlfriends murmured.

“D-dear?”

Dad was bewildered.

“What kind of privileged worry is this?! Sir!!”

Mom suddenly began shedding tears of emotion.

“P-privileged worry…!”

Dad immediately shrank back.

“When he was a hikikomori in middle school, do you know how worried I was!!! Do you understand a mother’s feelings when cleaning trash cans full of tissues, the byproducts of our son’s sexual urges?!! I shed tears every day thinking our son would end up obsolete… I even wondered if he’d ever date and function as a normal person!!”

Mother suddenly burst into an impassioned speech.

“But now in high school, he’s finally enjoying his youth!!! I don’t care if he’s a playboy!! At least he’s not failing as a man!! Live more like a playboy!! It’s okay if people criticize you!! Just make your mother happy!!!!”

Mother’s ideology… was twisted!!! So twisted it brings tears to my eyes!!!

“KYEEEEK!!! Everyone!!! Please don’t abandon my son!!”

Mother shouted loudly.

“Ah… yes…”

My girlfriends seemed terrified by the genuine madness emanating from my mother.

“B-but this kind of two-timing is…”

Father tried to timidly point out.

“Choose one!!! Do you prefer the hikikomori Shota from middle school?!! Or the current bright Shota with maximum masculinity?!! Choose one right now!!!”

Mother grabbed Father by the collar.

“N-n-now…”

Father answered reluctantly, on the verge of tears.

“KYEEEEK!!! Stop stuttering!!!”

Mother raised her voice like a military drill instructor. Wait. Where did she learn to make that metallic voice? Could she be… a military veteran?

“NOW!! I PREFER NOW!!!”

Father cried out with a tearful expression.

“Right? That’s my dear husband. A wise decision.”

Mother smiled, stroking Father’s head. Father, cradled in Mother’s arms, was trembling.

Anyway, the situation was quickly resolved under Mother’s passionate outburst.

“Oh my! If that’s the case, you should have said so! We came without notice, how thoughtless!”

Mother said with high tension as she dragged Father away.

“We’ll get out of your way then. Carry on with what you were doing.”

Mother immediately pulled Father out to the yard.

I looked at the yard beyond the veranda. Father… was chain-smoking. Father…!!!

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Anyway, after the commotion… my harem received official approval. Moreover, when I mentioned the overseas trip, they immediately transferred money to my account while shedding tears. Mother… how worried you must have been about your son.

“Are all Earth’s middle-aged women like this?”

Kirtan suddenly began making an absurd misunderstanding.

“No, they’re not!!”

Everyone shouted in unison.

Anyway, we decided to conquer November’s dungeon right away. With the sudden influx of money, preparing for the overseas trip would be even smoother.

“At least things worked out well in the end.”

I tried to convince myself.

“Shota’s mother… aside from being a bit overly emotional, she didn’t seem like this type…”

Eri, who had been in a semi-cohabitation relationship first, tilted her head in confusion.

“Yeah… I feel like I’ve tasted the abyss of my mother’s psyche.”

I agreed with that sentiment.

Since staring too deeply into the abyss isn’t good, I deliberately erased the recent memory. If I got the money, that’s all that matters. Whatever.