Ch.315310 – Forever Single

Rumors and statements often get distorted throughout life.

A simple morning comment about going to watch a Samjin Group English TOEIC movie becomes a rumor about taking the TOEIC exam by lunchtime, and by the end of the day, people are asking if you’re preparing to change jobs.

While we should take responsibility for our words, it’s extremely unfair when those words get twisted in transmission.

NoName was exactly such a case.

One: To use aura well, one must deeply explore and illuminate the relationship between oneself and the world.

Two: The act of making love is one of the easiest ways to explore relationships.

Conclusion: Love can be one method for mastering aura control.

This clean logic was distorted into:

“I heard you need to fall in love to use aura well! Who said that? NoName did.”

Even bizarre claims gain momentum when backed by authority.

And the timing happened to be Christmas Eve.

With corporate marketing tactics joining in, this rocket-boosted statement swept across South Korea.

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[Woohoo~~~! I booked a motel room to date my crush on Christmas Eve!][215]

◀ Hey, do you

◀ On Christmas

▶ Sorry, I have a boyfriend…

◀ I have two movie tickets

◀ Oh, I see haha;;

◀ But just because there’s a goalkeeper doesn’t mean you can’t score

▶ Just because someone scores doesn’t mean the goalkeeper gets replaced.

▶ My boyfriend would be angry if he saw this. Please stop contacting me.

Damn… Am I screwed?

ARGHHHH NoName! You turned me into a monster!

[Comments]

-You self-destructed here lol

-You have no crush. If someone claims to be your crush, don’t look back, just run.

└ From the content, even the “crush” seems to be the poster’s delusion lol

-The idea that love helps you use aura better doesn’t make sense. What about the Vatican then?

└ They make love with God.

└ Oh, that makes sense. I’m convinced.

[NoName Zone at Seo Jong-chan’s Gym lmao][143]

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Only premium members with 6+ month memberships can use this space lol

I didn’t see Jong-chan that way, but he’s totally a self-proclaimed monster.

[Comments]

-They finished construction in just one day?

-Getting energized from this (in reality)

-Can you launch the punching bag to the ceiling too?

└ (Author): Impossible even in my next life. Hit it with full power and it doesn’t budge, try using aura secretly and the bag just absorbs it all.

└ So you need to hit with very short bursts of aura. Are you crazy? lol

-But NoName is 8 years old, how much love could she have experienced? Seems like a stretch.

└ Love is most intense when it’s brief.

└ Even Romeo and Juliet knew each other for less than 5 days.

[Ugh… I hate seeing popular kids doing the NoName confession challenge.]

My high school friend who’s 185cm tall with an idol-level face – his chat is full of female friends talking about NoName.

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Not ramen or cats, now they’re asking to come over to learn how to make glowing dinosaurs with aura lol

These pickup methods are getting creative…

Damn, is this what life is? Is this life?

[Comments]

-The glowing T-Rex is pretty tempting lol

-Let them help raise South Korea’s birth rate.

-Fact) NoName herself is single.

└ Of course, she’s 8 years old lol

└ Huh? I had a girlfriend when I was 8. We even kissed.

└ Elementary school relationships don’t count.

-What will NoName do on Christmas… She won’t stream on Christmas, right? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

└ Obviously she’ll hang out with her family lol. She’s not some female streamer, stop being obsessive.

└ Isn’t she technically a female streamer? She’s female after all.

Twissy had a long-standing tradition that returned every Christmas.

It was the toxic culture of tracking down female streamers who took breaks and documenting their excuses.

[2051 Female Streamer Christmas Break Excuses UPDATE][473]

·Cold

·Heavy snow

·Severe menstrual cramps

·Extended break

·Ancestral ceremony

·Family trip

·Suddenly feeling sleepy

·Cat spilled water on the capsule

·Wisdom tooth extraction

[Comments]

-Wow there are so many when you collect them all lol

-You should exclude Kimochan. Her fever went up to 40°C and she’s getting IV fluids now.

└ Yeah, we all forgot how she faked it last year and got caught in the Tiananmen incident?

-Why would you compile something like this… Thirsty guys are so disgusting, makes me want to vomit.

-But some of these excuses are really unbelievable lol

-The magic of getting sick only on Christmas…

-The author should include NoName too!

└ Let’s be careful what we say about an 8-year-old.

└ NoName has always had more days off than streaming days anyway lol

-OMG NoName just announced a Christmas Eve stream!

└ Why though?

└ Wooooow! That’s our kid streamer’s class! lol

└ NoName-chan I believed in you ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-I’m so grateful NoName is 8 years old, really…

└ I hope NoName stays single forever… forever…

With 80% of female streamers vanishing, Twissy on Christmas Eve resembled a ghost town.

And to contain all these vengeful spirits in one place, the heavyweight exorcist NoName descended.

[NoName]

[Heartbeat Magic Department – It’s Christmas Eve. The weather is cold. Everyone take care not to catch a cold.]

[Stream Time – 0:06:38]

[Viewers – 21048]

* * *

In a private room with warm sunlight streaming in.

While Adela was away attending the Genshin Christmas Eve festival, I had the bed to myself as I started my stream.

[‘NameIsABabyProtectHer’ donated 20,000 won!]

-I don’t know why there are so many viewers today, thumbs up if you’re NoName lol

“Yeah, I wonder. Is it because it’s a holiday? There are a lot of viewers today. How many now? Oh, already 25,000.”

-Hehe… I wonder why?

-Mods are going to have to work hard on chat today lol

-The thirst level is extremely high right now.

-Switch to subscriber-only chat

“Even though yesterday’s video hasn’t been uploaded to my channel yet, it’s already been reuploaded everywhere on VTube with the title ‘Love Theory 101’? I looked through the comments and… if there were an underground fighting arena, this would be it, with everyone using such terrible insults…”

-The incels are having a meltdown lol

-It must be frustrating to be bad at both love and aura.

-Don’t worry too much about the hate comments, NoName ㅠㅠㅠ

“Actually, I wasn’t planning to stream today. But since the academy is on winter break and I have free time, I turned on the stream to clarify a few things.”

Love is not a prerequisite for using aura.

To stimulate the aura heart, you need a strong will to view yourself as an object.

This caused a lot of misunderstandings among many people, and I urgently started this stream to explain before my statement got even more distorted.

“To make an analogy, gentlemen, haven’t you ever looked at yourself in a steamy bathroom mirror and suddenly thought you looked handsome? The primary goal is to remove such subjective judgments and emotions. In essence, it’s about synchronizing your brain waves with the world. For the aura heart to use the formulas we use in magic circles without calculation, we need to at least match the units of etheric power.”

-This is so difficult…

-Some people use aura well without knowing any of this.

-Know your place?

-This seems even harder for incels like us, teacher…

-NoName, my heart hurts so much ㅠㅠㅠ

-I think I’m pretty good at self-objectification though.

-Why is today’s category “Heartbeat Magic Department”? A mistake?

-Change it to Just Chatting, NoName!

“It’s the opposite of what you all think. Suddenly you’re dividing people into popular and unpopular based on my theory. As I emphasized, love isn’t limited to romantic relationships. It applies to family too. So even fictional beings can work as long as objectivity is secured.”

*Click*

I took one of the many CDs Adela had hidden under the bed and absorbed it into my status window.

[Heartbeat Magic Department (All Ages) – Team Stolasa]

[3% / 100%]

-Wait, you’re actually playing a dating sim today? lol

-Crazy lol

-Hold on, was this rated for all ages…?

└ The dark one we know is adults only. But there’s an all-ages version too.

-An 8-year-old streaming a dating sim on Christmas Eve… this is rare…

└ So rare there’s only one in the whole world lol

-The popular kids who went to motels today are going to regret it lol

└ Who cares about sex! NoName is playing a dating sim!!!

-Subscribed immediately after seeing this. NoName is Twissy’s goddess.

“I was thinking about what game would be best for practicing aura. World of Arsheria’s open world lets you use aura heart in a limited way, but the system has too much influence. LoL and Resonance don’t allow it at all. But visual novels with first-person simulation have really good physical implementation.”

I learned this while watching Adela’s VTuber streams.

Most games either block aura heart implementation or use it as a growth element, even if they’ve implemented it.

But dating sims are different.

They have invincible NPCs that never die for smooth gameplay progression.

Plus, they’re not ASI, so there’s no ethical concern.

“I don’t know how many of you are single, but I’m single too. So don’t feel discouraged, I’ll show you. That even we singles can do this.”

[▶New Game]

[▶Please enter your name: NoName]

[▶Main Custom – Disabled]

[▶Custom 1 – Equipped]

[Magic Start!]

* * *

“I don’t understand my feelings, NoName… But… if I don’t hold onto you now, I’ll regret it forever. So come here. Let’s live together at my house forever. Forever. Forever. Forever!”

[Warning! Escape safely from the house without getting caught by Sayuri!]

“This creates an infinite health deathmatch. You’ve all waited long enough. Let’s try the Twister move I learned yesterday.”

-Flying NoName above the running yandere lol

-What even is this!

-This is just too funny lol

-Sayuri, run!!!!!

-Don’t treat NPCs as sparring partners lol

-NoName is a baby… NoName is pure evil…

-Oh, there’s no time attack because it’s rated for all ages~

-Is NoName a god? Is NoName a god?

-Hey- ‘love’ is a luxury for singles.