Ch.310The Joker is Kim Dong-hoo
by fnovelpia
There was a time when a spoiler craze swept through South Korea.
The day when the protagonist in <Endgame> met their death.
Some people quickly spread this news across the internet.
And now.
[Bocchi Season 2 news announced Holy Shit]
-Kim Donghu plays dual role as Batman and Joker
-Something going on between Batman and Catwoman
-Joker enters Arkham Asylum and meets Harley Quinn there
-Batman and Catwoman kissing scene is fucking amazing
ㄴOh fuck
ㄴYou bastard
ㄴYou son of a bitch
ㄴI’m going to see it in 30 minutes
ㄴㄴBut why are you on the community?
ㄴThis is your fault lol
[G vs Lee match conclusion]
-Kim Donghu plays dual role as Batman and Joker
-Something going on between Batman and Catwoman
-Joker enters Arkham Asylum and meets Harley Quinn there
-Batman and Catwoman kissing scene is fucking amazing
ㄴThis place is crazy too
ㄴI’m never clicking on any title again no matter what
[Evidence that the Phantom Troupe intervened in Chrollo vs Hisoka]
[Why I absolutely don’t understand people who cry watching Clannad]
[Is Evangelion a masterpiece?]
[NSFW) Healthy upper chest to see in the morning]
[NSFW) Good lower chest to see at night]
The community was filled with attention-grabbing titles.
But if you ask whether clicking on normal posts would be safe…
[I think I look handsome today]
-Kim Donghu plays dual role as Batman and Joker
-Something going on between Batman and Catwoman
-Joker enters Arkham Asylum and meets Harley Quinn there
-Batman and Catwoman kissing scene is fucking amazing
ㄴAre you crazy?
ㄴWhat the fuck does being handsome have to do with spoilers?
ㄴAh f^^k
That wasn’t the case either.
Without needing to lurk, like a widely spread virus.
Murciélago spoilers existed everywhere.
And simultaneously existed nowhere, in such a state.
And at the same time, people realized.
“…There are only spoilers, but no actual reviews about Murciélago?”
“Is it really that good? That must be why they’re doing this.”
What’s the reason for spreading spoilers so widely?
It was subconsciously because.
The movie was extremely entertaining.
People assumed everyone would definitely watch it.
There’s no point posting spoilers for a boring movie.
People who wouldn’t watch it anyway wouldn’t care.
It was because the entertainment was guaranteed.
They kept posting spoilers knowing people would watch it anyway.
The incredibly popular <Murciélago>.
Naturally, when a movie becomes popular, an enormous amount of content follows.
YouTubers also moved quickly on this.
『(No spoilers!) Top 3 Behind-the-scenes of Murciélago!』
『Differences between traditional Batman and Murciélago’s Batman?』
『Why <Murciélago> is a masterpiece』
『20 TMI facts about Murciélago!』
『Hidden clues? Let’s look at the details of Murciélago』
Movie-related YouTubers quickly uploaded videos as if they had been waiting.
“It’s a bit early but I just can’t wait, so today I’m hosting a Murciélago appreciation session with a few spoilers.”
ㄴOh, you’re doing it right now?
ㄴI’m watching it today, do it tomorrow
ㄴHave some manners
“Sorry, I can’t… wow, this was so amazing I couldn’t help but react to it.”
ㄴBut how much is “a few spoilers”?
ㄴIf it’s too much I’ll just skip it
“No, no! It’s not that bad… I’m just going to talk about what’s in the trailer. It’s just too cool!”
ㄴOh that’s fine then
ㄴYeah go ahead and talk
“Oh oh, the talker should leave”
[Thank you ㅇㅇ for the 10,000 won donation]
Just run your mouth
“Yes! Then I’ll start talking right away, boss! The most interesting thing about Murciélago is…”
Internet broadcasters also quickly produced reaction content.
Not covering <Murciélago> now would be foolish.
This was the truth embedded in the minds of those who survive on public attention.
They began to do their best for this purpose.
And here.
YouTube channels operated by broadcasting stations tried a new approach.
『Let’s look at Murciélago’s youngest years! Kim Donghu’s childhood, High Dream!』
『Piano performance by a child who could become Batman』
『Swordsman Baek Dong-soo’s… enemy!!! Meet assassin Kim Donghu』
『Why is Batman so strong? “Because he received swordsman training as a child”』
They actively promoted content related to Kim Donghu by digging up past dramas.
Variety shows were also uploading videos just as enthusiastically.
ㄴIt’s weird seeing Kim Donghu’s acting from when he was 15
ㄴIt’s even funnier that they improved the video quality
ㄴThe broadcasting company is just spreading his embarrassing past
ㄴThese guys are demons for views
ㄴKim Donghu acts well
As Kim Donghu-related content exploded from all directions.
[Murciélago Tomato score… record-breaking numbers even considering it’s early]
-95% Holy Shit Holy Shit Holy Shit
-Just insane freshness, you can trust and watch it
ㄴIs this real?
ㄴMurciélago is devouring the global box office right now, it’s just a monster
ㄴAll movies released around the same time, stand at attention ㅇㅇ if you don’t want to die
ㄴYou’re trying to beat Murciélago?
[But the dialogue is really fucking cool]
-I won’t kill you > Because Batman’s no-kill policy is tradition
-Instead I’ll make it painful enough to wish you were dead > This feels like the perfect Batman line for Bruce Wayne
ㄴHim just using a gun is really fucking attractive
ㄴIt’s a bit sad that it’s non-lethal ammo but well, they can’t die
ㄴPortable suit < This gave me Iron Man 2 vibes and I loved it
ㄴThis really feels like a proper MZ Batman
[I think it could have been a bit darker, slightly too bright which is disappointing]
-But if it was too dark from the start, people might not have watched it
-Guess we’ll have to wait for part 2
ㄴThere’s no official announcement for part 2 yet but the numbers are historic
ㄴCan they make it into Hollywood’s all-time highest grossing?
ㄴTarzan already made it in though
ㄴIf it’s an even bigger hit than that, then definitely
[Official statement from Director Cristo]
-He will do his best to keep Kim Donghu
-Without him, Murciélago 2 won’t happen
-Warner Brothers wants to work with Kim Donghu for at least 10 years
ㄴNice
ㄴNice
ㄴNice
ㄴAwesome
ㄴIs this the power of K-actors?
ㄴWow this is really insane LMFAO lol
ㄴDefinitely Kim Donghu….
ㄴThe fact that he’s just Batman without the “K-Batman” label is really badass
ㄴKim Donghu’s status has risen tremendously
As time passed, people’s reactions grew increasingly heated.
It was only natural.
The number of people watching <Murciélago> began to increase like crazy.
[Could it aim for next year’s Academy Awards?]
-The funny thing about the screening is that it runs almost until the end of the year
-They’re deliberately aiming for awards by running it through the end of the year
ㄴUpvote
ㄴAcademy Award from Korea Holy Shit Holy Shit
ㄴThe devil of grand prizes
[But should we consider Kim Donghu coming to Korea as a “foreign visit” now?]
-He’s a Hollywood superstar now
ㄴPlease don’t forget about Korea
ㄴDonghu, you’re not abandoning Korea, right? You’re not emigrating, right?
ㄴKim Donghu… is he really going to the Middle East because he wants multiple women?
ㄴBut these days they just let them have the kids, give them money and take custody
ㄴWhat are you, Elon?
ㄴSIUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Wow but he’s already achieving the highest career in Korean film actor history]
-It’s amazing that he’s only twenty-seven LMFAO
ㄴHistory changes from this point… when Batman appeared in 2023
ㄴIt’s truly Kim Donghu’s era now
ㄴGreat Dong Hu
ㄴBut the truly scary thing is he can still act for another 20 years
ㄴㄴWhat are you talking about How old are senior actors? He could easily go 40-50 more years
[Honest review of Murciélago]
-Catwoman is really fucking hot
-Harley Quinn’s chest at the end made me want to bury my face in it and die
-Catwoman in black tights just grrrr I can’t handle it
ㄴHehehe
ㄴThe fact is she’s Kim Donghu’s woman
ㄴWhy does Kim Donghu have so many women damn LMFAO
ㄴThat’s few, with Kim Donghu’s looks, five is
ㄴIf he wanted, he could have had about ten by now
ㄴHonestly by international standards, if he was really open-minded, he could have had three kids already
ㄴWith Kim Donghu’s specs, it’s already late for him to get married now
And so South Korea.
No, the whole world was heated up with Kim Donghu-related posts.
Time flew by quickly to the end of the year.
The season when movies that went up around October were starting to come down.
Director Cristo and the film production team gathered in a meeting room to hear shocking news.
“…How much did it earn?”
“2.3 billion dollars.”
“…Huh.”
The final revenue calculation for <Murciélago> was in.
Of course, it wasn’t exactly finalized yet, just an estimate.
But even this much was enough to guess its position.
And 2.3 billion dollars meant.
“Are you saying Murciélago is… 4th in all-time box office?”
It had achieved an unbelievable record.
Just the starting point of the series.
The first Hollywood superhero film debut.
Already at 4th place?
Then what happens if the series continues?
In Director Cristo’s mind.
Boom boom boom!
“Oh… oh oh… wow!”
Dopamine began to surge.
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