Ch.298How long has it been?
by fnovelpia
During the nearly month-long period when Kim Donghu was resting, the production company for Murciélago was overwhelmed with casting.
Days passed without them even noticing.
Their sense of time was completely distorted.
Yet they had no choice but to keep moving forward.
The reason being…
“…How many auditions do we have left?”
“Just thirty more people to see and we’re done.”
“Pfft! Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!”
“Argh! Argh! Argh! Argh!”
“Just kill me already! I’m begging you!”
The number of applicants was piling up to the heavens.
“Do they think this is some job posting? Why are so many people showing up?”
“Well, that’s basically how you posted the announcement.”
“But it’s not even a role with many lines! Honestly! Frankly speaking! Most of the lines are just one-liners!”
“What can we do if it’s popular? Everyone wants to face off against Donghu Kim.”
Leaks were inevitable.
The number of staff needed to make a film was countless.
Among them were people who made you wonder, “Did we really hire that person?”
Since they couldn’t control all those people,
they decided to hide a tree in the forest.
The plan was to mix Kim Donghu among fake Jokers.
Numerous fake Jokers.
With at most three lines of dialogue each.
They intended to use them for bluffing,
whether inside or outside the film.
But the number of applicants had crossed the line.
“The appearance fee and filming schedule are extremely… how should I put it? Inconsistent? Did we make that clear to everyone?”
“Yes. We also mentioned that it could be canceled.”
“…And yet the line isn’t getting any shorter?”
Next to Director Christo, whose hair was turning white from the grueling work,
his secretary carefully analyzed why things had turned out this way.
“Well, recently…”
“Recently?”
“After winning Physical 300, his popularity has soared. The NFL’s current best linebacker, Cade Walker, couldn’t take the ball from him and even had it stolen, so…”
Again.
Again.
Again, it’s that.
The recent sensation sweeping America, Physical 300.
Of course, Director Christo had watched it too.
Three times.
Because it was entertaining.
But he never imagined it would have this much impact.
While Physical 300 continued to have various influences,
he never expected the ripple effect to reach movie auditions.
“With Kim Donghu… yes, I think everyone can’t help but love it.”
“And why are there so many Harley Quinn and Catwoman applicants?”
“That’s also related to Kim Donghu…”
“Haha! This is driving me crazy.”
Christo looked through what was arguably the largest number of audition applications in his directing career.
Fortunately, while they needed to cast many fake Jokers and check their aptitude,
for roles like Catwoman and Harley Quinn, the screening process was much simpler.
“They absolutely must be beautiful.”
“Excuse me?”
“Harley Quinn… Catwoman, they just need to be beautiful. That’s the first condition. Filter out those who look like they could stand next to Kim Donghu.”
“What about acting skills… Instagram followers, PC issues?”
“Huh? Oh, don’t worry about those things.”
As evident from the fact that he only thought of Kim Donghu for an Asian Batman,
Director Christo was obsessed with looks.
Appearance was supreme.
Being handsome or beautiful was the best of the best.
In the entertainment industry, nothing was more important than looks.
Of course, there were many good actors.
And the quality of the film would improve tremendously.
But.
‘There are also many beautiful people who can act well.’
And if you add looks to that?
‘The film becomes even better.’
In fact, for Harley Quinn and Catwoman,
he already had certain actresses in mind.
He was planning to contact them separately,
but they had sent audition videos, so he didn’t mention it specifically.
‘An American and a Japanese.’
Moreover, both had already been by Kim Donghu’s side before.
Their chemistry would undoubtedly be good.
++++++
A month passed quickly,
and during that time, Kim Donghu enjoyed his vacation to the fullest.
[Kim Donghu caught secretly attending Bloombell concert LOL]
-Ryu Jaerin even spotted him right away during fan talk time LOL
-His body is basically an ID card, so honestly everyone around probably knew?
(Photo of Kim Donghu in a half-hearted disguise)
(Photo of him getting caught and looking surprised)
(Photo of him embarrassedly going up on stage)
ㄴWow, his body really is like a sculpture
ㄴJust looking at how he wears those clothes, it’s obviously Kim Donghu, and the clothes are definitely his too LOL
ㄴThe watch is Richard Mille LOL and the clothes are Louis Vuitton LOL
ㄴEven dressed casually, he can’t hide his wealth
ㄴWow, fans could have disliked it, but everyone seems happy
ㄴProbably because Bloombell has a similar ratio of male and female fans? Though male fans are still more numerous
ㄴThey have a huge overseas fandom too, so they’re not really just “idols” anymore LOL
[Legendary story of seeing Kim Donghu while attending Bloombell concert]
-I was even sitting next to Kim Donghu LOL
-But he was enjoying the concert so intensely that I couldn’t talk to him ㅠㅠ
-He was unbelievably handsome, it’s not fair
(GIF of Kim Donghu awkwardly following the choreography after going on stage)
-But why does he know Bloombell’s choreography?
ㄴKim Donghu is a famous Belbie
ㄴWhat’s a Belbie, you weeb?
ㄴIt’s Bloombell’s fandom name
ㄴAh, sorry
ㄴIf you don’t know the group his wife is in, why comment? LOL
ㄴHe can even do fan chants
ㄴCan Kim Donghu and Ryu Jaerin dance to “Candy to My Ears” or “Troublemaker” later? I really want to see that
ㄴWhat songs are those, mister?
ㄴAh… kids these days don’t know these songs…
ㄴSadly, all that’s left is the sound of dentures clicking
[Bloombell doesn’t do pseudo-romance business anymore, so they seem open to dating]
-That’s why everyone welcomed Kim Donghu
-It feels like a real celebrity and fan relationship?
-They’re at an age where they could get married anyway
ㄴIt’s not that they’re open to it, they’re world-class now so the agency has loosened up
ㄴRight, they’re not teenagers anymore LOL
ㄴLooking at their career, it’s been almost 10 years, and they’re not just active in Korea anymore
ㄴFact) More than half of Bloombell members have been involved in dating rumors
ㄴFact) And half of those were true
ㄴThere are six members, so half of half is 1.5 people Holy Shit
ㄴDating isn’t bad LOL, deception is what’s bad
ㄴUpvoted
[Breaking news) Kim Donghu married!]
-Revealed in the final part of “Will You Marry Me?” that they never properly divorced…
-Kim Donghu is still Ryu Jaerin’s husband
ㄴWow, these “Will You Marry Me?” fans are really crazy
ㄴThere are still people seriously pushing this?
ㄴCan’t they let it go already?
ㄴDo you really think they’re still together?
ㄴHell no
ㄴThey’re really persistent, so persistent
He went to the Bloombell concert as planned.
[Kim Donghu and Shin Yerim did a photoshoot together OMG]
-Looks like they shot it before going abroad for their activities
ㄴBut why are they sticking so close to each other?
ㄴThey’re even matching their navels
ㄴLooks like they’ve already matched more than that, judging by their eyes
ㄴUm, that’s nonsense? LOL
ㄴDon’t you get tired of Kim Donghu dating rumors?
ㄴHe doesn’t have time to date, he’s super busy LOL
ㄴFor real LOL
He also enjoyed leisurely dates under the pretext of photoshoots.
[What’s with this week’s episode of “Burning Saturday”? LOL]
-Did they really call Kim Donghu?
ㄴThey even had a dinner together
ㄴCan our Sujin eat food?… Can our Sujin eat food?… Can our Sujin eat food?… Can our Sujin eat food?… Can our Sujin eat food?…
ㄴThis crazy guy just enchants people
ㄴWow, look at him immediately doing a video call LOL
ㄴIt’s legendary that he still remembers the High Dream song
ㄴThe PDs are just loving it
[Burning Saturday recovers to 5% ratings after just one phone call from Kim Donghu]
-If he had appeared in person, they would have broken their all-time highest ratings
ㄴThese phone chance things are usually never allowed LOL
ㄴThey wouldn’t have done it, they would have edited it out if it wasn’t entertaining
ㄴBut they didn’t, right?
ㄴWhat program in the world could edit out a Kim Donghu mention?
ㄴSo childhood friends really are the legitimate ones LOL
ㄴFact) Kim Donghu has three childhood friends
ㄴ5-year-old Kim Sujin, 6-year-old Ryu Jaerin, and middle school Shin Yerim LOL
ㄴIf childhood friends are pure love, then it’s a childhood harem
ㄴDo you really think they’re still together?
ㄴDong-hu, the man who gets all the women
ㄴIf polygamy becomes legal, it would be interesting to watch
He had fun at home watching “Burning Saturday” in real-time with Sujin.
After a month of enjoying everything he could…
“I’m definitely going to make it in Hollywood too! Absolutely!”
“Okay, I got it. If you get a role, make sure to show me the script.”
“Why? Will you look out for me?”
“Isn’t that obvious? We’re in the same agency now.”
Kim Donghu boarded his private jet.
Choi Seokho, who followed him, monitored the domestic public opinion.
“Kim Sujin, Kim Yuryeon change nests. ‘Veritas will be a new opportunity.'”
“Veritas, impressive growth despite lack of greed”
“CEO Choi Seokho’s goal? ‘I want to work with Kim Donghu for a long time.'”
“The only agency Korean top stars are knocking on the door of, Veritas! What’s different?”
“The only shortcut from Korea to Hollywood? Let’s learn about Veritas!”
‘Very favorable. Good, that works.’
He had worried that there might be negative articles about Kim Sujin and Kim Yuryeon changing agencies.
But there were no forces trying to slander Veritas.
After leaving Korea with peace of mind,
the first person Kim Donghu met at the arrival hall was…
“It’s been a while!”
“Hi! It’s Chisako~!”
The currently hottest rising voice actress in Japan,
Chisako.
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