Ch.288Honestly, just reveal everything all at once!!!!
by fnovelpia
# Episode 1-2 Release.
Immediately followed by Episode 2.
ㄴReally going to fight Cade?
ㄴCade sir, let’s have a match
ㄴWait, this guy named Donghu claims he won first place in long-distance running
ㄴYou’re a playboy
ㄴBut his movements are definitely not ordinary!
ㄴWhat teamwork lol
ㄴWhat meme is this?
ㄴIf you don’t know, get out
Viewers were anticipating what kind of showdown would unfold between Kim Donghu and Cade Walker.
Before the preview scene appeared,
viewers could see the Physical 300 participants entering according to their rankings.
ㄴWow, truly a rigid class society lol
ㄴEntering from 300th place seems pretty humiliating
ㄴLining them up by performance is legendary
-“It was really humiliating. There wasn’t even lighting at the 300th position.”
-“Oh, not even worthy of light? Is that what it means? So cold-blooded, wow.”
-“I regretted not running until my back broke if I knew I’d be treated like this…”
-“And the higher ranks got to climb up something like a pyramid, wow, this is crazy!”
-“Honestly, I don’t care much about the long-distance run since it’s just a preliminary test. Except for the fact that I ranked 300th.”
Brief pre-interviews with the low-ranking participants were shown.
The set quickly filled with participants.
With 300 people,
they edited to save time.
A few seconds later, the TOP 10 participants entered.
ㄴWow, the pyramid peak lololol
ㄴSo Kim Donghu stands at the very top?
ㄴThat’s seriously cool
ㄴWhat did they install at the top? The lights aren’t on yet
ㄴThey’re planning some dramatic effect lol
One by one, the top-ranking participants entered in order.
And at the moment when Kim Donghu, the last one, entered.
Click!
The lights turned on.
At the very top of the pyramid.
A single chair came into view.
ㄴNetflix, your emperor has returned
ㄴThe Great Donghu
ㄴWow lol Kim Donghu doesn’t even look around, just goes straight to the chair
ㄴThat’s seriously badass lol
ㄴHe doesn’t even look down after sitting OMG
ㄴMaking a statement that he won’t even glance at those beneath him
Then Kim Donghu sat in that chair.
Immediately followed by an interview about his feelings at that time.
-“Well, when Donghu sat there, it didn’t feel that bad actually.”
-“*BEEP*! Hell! Train! Of course its owner should sit there. I would’ve been really mad otherwise.”
-“I was surprised when they announced the results. He seemed to run at a 330 pace… or was it 345? Anyway, it’s unbelievable.”
-“Honestly, I have to give credit where it’s due, so…”
In an atmosphere where even the participants acknowledged him,
instructions for the first game followed.
The event was Ball Stealing.
There were 3 stages in total.
Based on preliminary test rankings, higher ranks would choose lower ranks to compete against.
A simple yet brutal survival-of-the-fittest system.
-“Now, starting with our overall first place, participant Kim Donghu, please select your opponent.”
The proceedings continued immediately.
This is where viewers expected to see that scene from the preview.
And indeed.
-“Cade, would you like to have the finals match with me right here?”
Kim Donghu boldly stood in front of Cade Walker.
ㄴWow, immediately declaring it the finals match lol
ㄴIs he saying the other 298 people don’t stand a chance against them?
ㄴThat’s seriously cool, like masters recognizing each other?
ㄴLook at Cade’s dumbfounded expression lol
ㄴBut he can’t rush to a conclusion either
ㄴIs Cade scared? Scared? Scared?
ㄴKim Donghu is crazy, getting good results and making good TV… the PD must be loving this lol
A brief standoff.
Then Kim Donghu smiled and continued playfully.
-“I’m joking, Cade. You’re too scary, I don’t want to do it now.”
As he casually walked past.
Whatever the atmosphere was at that moment.
Viewers interpreted it differently.
ㄴWow lol like saving the best food for later?
ㄴI thought the same thing lol
ㄴIs Donghu the type to eat strawberries last on a strawberry cake?
ㄴCade, considered the strongest linebacker in NFL history, suddenly reduced to a strawberry lol
ㄴWTF?
ㄴBut then who will Kim Donghu choose?
ㄴYeah I’m wondering that too
ㄴIt would be hilarious if he picked a woman
ㄴThat’s insane lol
If not Cade, who would Kim Donghu choose?
While everyone was curious about his choice,
Kim Donghu suddenly headed downward without hesitation.
ㄴI thought he’d pick someone with a high rank but he’s just going down?
ㄴBut high rank doesn’t necessarily mean good at ball stealing
ㄴTrue, there are many muscular guys who dropped out early in the long-distance run
ㄴBut he wouldn’t go after someone muscular either
ㄴRight, he knows better than anyone how important weight class differences are.
Kim Donghu kept going down.
And every time he passed by, there were always big participants nearby.
Viewers took those opportunities to criticize Kim Donghu.
Foreign viewers especially showed this tendency.
ㄴNo matter how strong Kim Donghu is, he can’t overcome the weight class gap
ㄴTypical behavior from a small country, of course
ㄴThere are sumo wrestlers and others, you can tell by how he passes them
ㄴNOOB
Moreover, the physically imposing participants had similar thoughts.
-“When he passed by me without even a glance, I thought it was obvious.”
-“With over 50kg weight difference, why would he want to face me?”
-“He needs to maintain his first-place image. Can’t risk being embarrassed by facing me.”
Amid the growing suspicion,
as if mocking them all,
Kim Donghu stopped in front of the 263rd place.
ㄴ?
ㄴWhat’s going on?
ㄴWho is it? Why aren’t they showing?
The camera angle deliberately cut out Kim Donghu’s opponent.
Viewers’ curiosity exploded.
The screen only revealed the voice of the 263rd place participant, as if telling them to wait.
-“Let’s do this.”
-“…Are you serious?”
-“Yes, of course. Let’s create a masterpiece in the mud.”
As soon as those words ended, Kim Donghu’s opponent finally appeared on screen.
ㄴAngus? Angus the Highland Wall?
ㄴHuh? That’s the guy from the championship contender video
ㄴHe’s a Strongman champion lol
ㄴHe picked the strongest among the big guys
ㄴIs Donghu the type who only eats strawberries from strawberry cake?
ㄴLololol is he a strawberry hunter?
ㄴWhat’s this about avoiding big guys? Wait until the end before talking lol
ㄴThe fact is Kim Donghu really only targets big guys
Then came the participants’ reaction interviews.
-“I was too arrogant. The reason he didn’t even look at me… I never thought it was because I seemed uninteresting…”
-“Well, this is… honestly, I would avoid Angus too, but he just boldly goes for it…”
-“I realized how stupid I was… seeing how he could maintain his first-place image like that.”
ㄴTheir attitude completely changed
ㄴBoth in episode 1 and now lol
ㄴKim Donghu doesn’t eat tasteless cake lol
ㄴStrawberry, bring only strawberry
As the match between Kim Donghu vs Angus the Highland Wall was set.
-“Holy *BEEP*!”
Suddenly, someone’s cheer was heard.
The participants didn’t notice the atmosphere.
But viewers realized through the screen where this sound came from.
ㄴPD with a full erection lol
ㄴLook at his flushed face lol
ㄴDoesn’t Netflix care about PD human rights?
ㄴLololol this is just too funny
The screen showed Physical 300 PD, Ji Yonghu, jumping up and down in excitement.
Meanwhile, the remaining 298 people found their matches.
BOOM!
With that sound.
-“Now, let’s begin the first game, Ball Stealing.”
The game started without delay.
ㄴBut they’re not showing Kim Donghu’s match right away
ㄴAs a Netflix expert, it usually comes in episode 3
ㄴTrue, they can’t show it this early lol
ㄴPD Yonghu is the type who eats strawberries last
ㄴCome on, stop with the strawberry talk lol
As viewers predicted,
although the game had started, the scene they wanted hadn’t appeared yet.
Despite several big matches generating interest,
it was hard to overcome the anticipation for Kim Donghu vs Angus.
Nevertheless, there were parts that kept viewers engaged.
-“Hup!”
Cade showing explosive power worthy of an NFL player.
-“I could run all day.”
And Sindre’s insane stamina.
Otherwise, the dopamine hit was slightly lacking.
As the video length approached its end.
Finally.
What viewers had been waiting for.
-“The match between Kim Donghu and Angus will begin shortly.”
The announcement of the dopamine-filled match came.
And right at that moment.
BOOM!
The ending credits rolled with that sound.
ㄴAre you kidding me?
ㄴSeriously? lol
Then a teasing preview popped up.
In it:
-“What, what the!”
-“He lifted him with one arm!”
For a few seconds, it showed Angus wrapping his arm around Kim Donghu’s neck in a choke hold.
With the surprised voices of participants, episode 2 truly ended.
ㄴHow are we supposed to wait until next week!!!!!!
ㄴThis is driving me crazy
ㄴIsn’t the video too short?
ㄴSeriously, just release everything at once!!!!
While next week seemed far away.
At the same time.
Cade Walker, watching Netflix, seriously thought:
‘For an exhibition match, maybe I should… recommend Donghu Kim as a running back?’
It might really become an interesting event.
He genuinely thought so.
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