Chapter 26 – Health Education and Discomfort

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Editor’s Note

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Why would Aileen be interested in such things?

…More precisely, what kind of story did she want to hear?

That was the real problem.

Whether she was curious about the feeling of using Undine’s water onahole, or curious about the growing male organ…

Either way, it was equally embarrassing.

But why on earth would she be interested in such things?

It felt like suffering internal injuries, with a bit of exaggeration added.

Should I say it felt like an intrusion?

Why would she want to hear such a horrible story?

As I was inwardly chewing my lips, I heard Aileen’s voice as she moistened her throat with tea.

“Um… Teacher?”

“Ah, yes.”

When I hurriedly responded to her cautious voice, Aileen continued with a somewhat awkward expression.

“It seems I’ve asked you a difficult question.”

“Ah, that… it’s not particularly… like that.”

“Pardon?”

Aileen seemed somewhat different from when interacting with her as a student.

Though her essence seemed unchanged… perhaps it was because our relationship was that of faculty and student, not fellow students.

Originally, there wouldn’t be much of an age difference anyway.

I mean, not counting myself inside, but considering Iris’s body.

In fact, the term “student” was something that had been passed down from when the Academy was first established, so it was just a way of address, not something controlled by military law or anything like that.

That’s not to say there were no rules at all.

Considering that the “Student Council,” mainly composed of students, held the greatest authority over such matters, although it was called an Academy, from the perspective of a modern person like me, it was something that oscillated between a university and a high school.

Anyway.

If it were another department, like… the swordsmanship department where Michelle is an instructor, it might be a bit stricter, but from what I’ve experienced over the past few days, my position was a bit… ambiguous.

I’m called a teacher, but I don’t particularly teach anything.

Well, I mean… I did teach how to deal with “that” when it grows, but hmm…

Should this be considered part of education?

It wasn’t in the original game… but it exists now.

I think this variable shouldn’t be ignored.

…But I’m not sure what exactly should be changed.

How should I consider something I originally disliked?

I’ll think about this later.

For now, I should focus on getting past the immediate situation.

I pretended to contemplate while stroking my chin, then carefully opened my mouth.

“Well, what exactly does Student Aileen want to hear from me?”

At that question, Aileen’s face brightened. A face happy to hear the story she wanted.

…A princess delighted to talk about genitals.

It seems a bit… off, whether in terms of Yuri or anything else.

It felt even more so because she had a pure face that seemed uninterested in such things.

It was so even knowing her original personality.

I guess appearances can’t be ignored after all.

It was similar to, yet somewhat different from, thinking nothing of it over messages or calls, but then being unable to speak properly when the person is right in front of you.

A feeling like I might unknowingly be enchanted and spill everything.

It felt like becoming a face-con who started liking Yuri because of liking female characters.

As I bit my soft cheek and waited for Aileen’s answer, she seemed to have finished her contemplation and opened her mouth.

“Hmm… actually, I slightly heard a quietly circulating rumor. Other students… said they visited because a phallus grew… is that true?”

Ah.

Wait, I just got dizzy.

“…Teacher?”

As Aileen gave me a worried look, Leona, who had been waiting behind her, approached me.

As I staggered, I held onto my senses, saying I was fine but would like some cold water.

A phallus.

That thing which disappeared from me after I opened my eyes in this place.

Something I seem to see more often now than when I had one.

Nevertheless, it was the first time I heard it called by a direct word, that is… phallus.

A desire to wash Aileen’s mouth clean springs up abundantly.

…Perhaps it’s also because she was the last character I pursued, so I feel more attached.

But the bond that would exist if I connected the two of them now doesn’t exist.

Thinking about it that way, a question arose.

Then, what exactly was that game?

Anyway.

Recalling what Michelle had told me, after drinking the cold water Leona brought, I said.

“…That’s correct. It often… grows in students of this age. So… it’s not something Student Aileen needs to particularly worry about.”

For now, since that’s the “common sense” here.

But the reaction was somewhat strange.

Leona, with a slightly dazed face, nodded faintly as if agreeing, but Aileen had a face that seemed unsatisfied.

However, that expression quickly disappeared.

So much so that I thought I might have seen wrong.

Just as my thoughts were about to deepen, Aileen smiled faintly and said.

…And that conversation was so shocking that all the thoughts I had been having flew away.

“If I happen to grow one too… I’ll be in your care. Teacher Iris.”

“Ahaha… yes.”

I truly hope such a thing doesn’t happen.

Nevertheless, I felt somewhat unsatisfied, but I couldn’t just ask, “Your expression wasn’t good just now, why is that?” so I engaged in light conversation.

The drinks Leona made were delicious, and the snacks suited my taste.

If Aileen’s intention was indeed to form a friendship with me, the atmosphere wasn’t bad at all.

Until Leona, who was uncharacteristically hesitant, opened her mouth.

“…Excuse me, Teacher.”

“Yes?”

“May I make a request?”

“Uh… a request?”

When did we become close enough for requests… well, I had built a one-sided internal intimacy, but surely not Leona?

Since I had no idea what kind of request she would make, I decided to hear her out first.

“I would like you to teach me how to handle it.”

“Cough! Cough!”

“…Are you alright?”

“Ugh… cough… ah, um, I’m fine. Uh, what did you say?”

As if she felt relieved after saying it, Leona continued with a stoic face and a composed voice.

“Rather than Her Highness having to go all the way there, wouldn’t it be better in many ways if I, as Her Highness’s close aide, learned it? It could also be a precaution for times when you might not be available.”

It wasn’t particularly wrong.

If the method of handling “it” wasn’t something like masturbation.

If it had been just first aid or how to apply bandages, I wouldn’t have been this flustered.

With an anxious feeling, I looked at Aileen, who nodded as if she thought it made sense.

“If Teacher Iris is okay with it, I would also like to request it.”

Maybe the unsatisfied face earlier… was something I saw wrong.

Inwardly sighing, I uttered my final excuse.

“Well… it’s a method using Undine…”

“If it’s Undine…”

At Leona’s murmur, I summoned Undine.

“…A spirit?”

“Wow… it’s my first time seeing one in person.”

Am I… an amazing person for using a spirit that receives such admiration for that purpose? Or… am I a crazy person?

Leona, who had been admiring after I summoned Undine, suddenly hardened her face.

“…If one can’t handle spirits, can’t they handle it?”

If I said “yes” here, I wouldn’t have to do this embarrassing thing.

But it would be a self-defeating move to lie, which would soon be exposed.

After a brief contemplation, I made “that” grow on Undine’s body.

…It wasn’t actually functional, it was closer to just visualizing the form in my mind.

Seeing the standing water pillar, Leona perked up her ears and let out an admiration, while Aileen seemed to be lost in thought, stroking her chin.

“So this is the… phallus you mentioned earlier. Compared to Undine’s body, it seems a bit large… is it normally like this?”

“E-each person is different, so I can’t give a definitive answer… but they’re all g-generally large.”

“I see.”

Leona muttered as if digesting my words.

I inwardly screamed for her not to remember such things.

But since there was no way my inner screams could reach her.

I could only watch as Leona and Aileen were corrupted by bad information.

…No, I’m the one polluting them with my own hands.

Somehow, a strange feeling—

What am I thinking right now?

I pinched my thigh and extended my hand toward the water-made… phallus.

Although I’ve lost a lot today, if by teaching this… the relationship between the two becomes a bit more sticky.

…Wouldn’t that be a good thing?

Since this isn’t the world I knew, it seemed like I shouldn’t approach it the same way.

Yes, for now, this is the best option.

After removing my hesitation.

I slowly began to stroke that cold and unnecessarily intricately implemented water… cock.

It was a leisurely hand movement so that Aileen and Leona could see well.

A squishy, sticky sound is heard.

…Why is even this implemented?

It was better than touching the real thing, but.

Demonstrating masturbation while others are staring intently.

It was very embarrassing.

I tried to convince myself it was beneficial, but.

It still seemed a bit off.

But since I couldn’t turn back now.

“It’s fine to do it leisurely like this, but some people prefer it faster… keep that in mind.”

“Understood.”

…Is this really right?

I hope they won’t later arrest me for blasphemy in their country and imprison me?

This, this is natural for women of this age in this world, so it should be fine, right?

The farce of diligently stroking the water pillar.

Ended with Undine spraying clean water like a water gun.

…It really implemented even unnecessary things.

Everyone except me seemed intrigued and amused.

Is this what they call the curse of knowledge or something?

After that, without much incident.

I returned to the dormitory.

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In the room after Iris left.

Confirming that she had gone far away, Aileen took out a pen and paper and began to write a letter.

‘…It’s somewhat different from what I know.’

Thinking that perhaps her memory was wrong, Aileen intended to send a letter to her home country to find out the truth.

She wanted to ask Leona too, but… it probably wouldn’t be helpful.

The book she had seen was also kept in a library that was only allowed to the royal family.

Some inexplicable discomfort…

Thinking this way, she fiddled with the necklace around her neck and blinked.

‘The color seems a bit faded…’

Is it a misconception?

Putting away the necklace, Aileen recalled Iris who had just left the room.

‘She didn’t seem to be lying though.’

All huddled up, she looked like a hamster that was once popular.

…Of course, she might be too large in certain areas to be called a hamster.

Since she had formed an acquaintance with the cute health teacher, and seen a strange side of her childhood friend and maid.

Aileen felt good, yet.

Somehow unsatisfied.

Hoping that the letter she was sending would solve that mystery.

“Leona? I’d like this to be sent to the home country…”

“Understood.”

Aileen watched Leona, who responded politely and left the room, then closed her eyes.

She thought that Academy life would be more enjoyable than she had anticipated.

Editor’s Note

Ok class, today’s lesson is about “special education”, now turn in your signed permission slips~