Ch.259I wasn’t the one.
by fnovelpia
When Kim Donghu said he would join the Tarzan parade midway through.
The staff welcomed him but were also worried.
‘The parade might stretch a bit while he puts on the safety equipment.’
After all, the essence of a parade is ‘an uninterrupted procession.’
Even a brief delay could become a significant obstacle.
Of course, putting all those concerns aside.
Kim Donghu’s participation itself was a huge advantage.
‘But how exactly is he planning to join?’
Just as they were wondering.
Waaaaaah!
Along with the surprised cries of the crowd.
Tap-tap-tap!
They saw Kim Donghu grabbing the bottom of the parade cart and leaping into the air.
‘Is he really Tarzan?’
It wasn’t like he was doing gymnastics.
To jump up to the vines in an instant with a running start.
And if that wasn’t enough, he put on the safety equipment while grabbing the vine.
“Is that really the same person?”
“Is that even possible?”
“Wait, isn’t that dangerous?”
Amid the astonishment.
Kim Donghu removed his mask, raising the excitement to another level.
“That’s insane! It’s really, really Kim Donghu!”
“We get to see Kim Donghu doing the Tarzan parade on Christmas Eve?!”
“We’re so lucky… what is even happening?”
And he wasn’t just making an appearance and being cautious.
He was moving spectacularly like he was performing in WWE.
For the spectators, it was truly an incredible sight.
“Unnie! Look at that! Our oppa is flying around!”
Especially Kim Donghu’s sister.
Eight-year-old (real age) Kim Seohyun was beside herself with joy.
She loved Tarzan.
And she loved her brother.
Originally Tarzan was her brother.
And her brother was performing as Tarzan.
Poo-poo.
Her thought circuits were malfunctioning from happiness!
She was so happy it made her head hurt.
To put it in perspective.
It felt like jumping up and down in the sky while eating strawberry ice cream!
Whoosh!
With that thought, Kim Seohyun’s gaze fixed on Kim Donghu again.
Though it wasn’t originally designed for this purpose.
The 360-degree rotating vine sent Kim Donghu soaring high into the sky again.
This was actually extremely dangerous.
It wasn’t a stationary stage.
Due to the nature of parades, the carts kept moving forward.
If he misjudged his position in the air even slightly, he would fall straight to the ground.
Even with safety equipment.
But.
“He really looks like Tarzan.”
“He doesn’t just look like Tarzan, he IS Tarzan, the actual protagonist!”
“This must be fan service or something? It’s insane.”
Kim Donghu was performing every movement so cleanly and safely.
No one watching even had to worry.
Isn’t it impressive when someone makes something difficult look easy?
“Wait, isn’t the machine doing all the work? The flying part?”
“If he’s connected to wires… it doesn’t look that difficult?”
Some people were thoughtlessly chattering without knowing anything.
And predictably.
[What Kim Donghu is doing on Christmas Eve]
(Tarzan parade video)
-Going to Disney World to provide fan service through the parade
-Fan love is Dong-hu-sized
-But why doesn’t Korea have a Disney World so we have to watch this on SNS?
ㄴBut this wasn’t a scheduled event
ㄴReally?
ㄴYeah, I heard from a friend at Disney World that Kim Donghu just decided to do it after seeing the parade
ㄴAh Kim Donghu this lovable guy makes me want to fart so bad
ㄴA guy who performs as Tarzan on his day off because he wants to show the real Tarzan
ㄴBut why is he so damn good at it lolololol
ㄴIf he’s gonna do it, he does it properly – King Awesome Hu
Social media went wild.
Facestorm, Insta, TikTak, YouTube, etc.
Every community that could spread news quickly shared this story.
【 Kim Donghu is crazy, this level of service 】
【 I was even more surprised because it was a surprise event, such a special experience 】
【 My child’s favorite character is Tarzan, thank you for creating this moment 】
【 I might have one more story to tell every day until I die 】
【 Disney Christmas Eve, definitely got our money’s worth 】
【 Without a doubt, he is the best Disney protagonist 】
【 Seriously, he should play the male lead in all Disney animation live-action adaptations 】
【 The prince on a white horse must be Kim Donghu 】
Fueled by the passionate response from Western communities.
This news quickly spread to internet articles.
Disney instantly reaped massive promotional benefits.
The parade lasted only about 15 minutes.
The marketing value gained during that time was.
“…Fifty million dollars.”
“And that’s just the minimum estimate, right?”
“Yes, honestly, the general opinion is that it should be valued even higher.”
It was beyond imagination.
But it made sense.
Year-end.
At Disney World where families come together.
A Tarzan performing near-perfect stunts.
It would be hard for the effect to be minimal.
“We’re the ones receiving service instead of providing it.”
“I know, what more can we do for Donghu Kim?”
That’s why Disney World was desperate to do something more for him.
And in this situation, Kim Donghu was.
“Moving my body like this actually makes me feel more energized? Should we have more fun?”
“More, from here… we can have more fun?”
“Of course! Seohyun, let’s have super fun!”
“Yaaay!!!”
As soon as the parade ended, they continued their enjoyable time.
Starting from restaurants.
There were no waiting lines for any rides.
Food came out immediately without any wait.
‘The service seems to have improved.’
It was already good before.
But now it felt like everyone had fire in their eyes.
‘Is it the power of tipping?’
Kim Donghu suddenly thought.
He wasn’t used to tipping culture, but.
Evelyn was different.
He wondered if giving a bit more than what she gave had led to this situation.
‘Well, as long as Seohyun is happy, that’s what matters.’
The highlight that pleased him most was.
When the parade performers came in their costumes for a special meet-and-greet.
A special performance just for the three of them.
They took tons of photos during the process.
Evelyn and I laughed for a long time looking at Seohyun’s photos with her cheeks puffed out.
After playing for a while longer.
Riding attractions without any waiting time.
“…Oppa, the princess wants to sleep.”
“Tired? Had enough fun?”
“Yeah, if I play more I might get cranky. I don’t want that.”
After Seohyun’s impressive self-awareness.
Just as they were about to end their day.
“No, I’ll go to the hotel with Uncle Ronald, so you two go have fun.”
“Huh?”
“I played really well today, so I’ll lend oppa to Evelyn unnie. It’s my Christmas present!”
Kim Donghu and Evelyn burst out laughing at Seohyun’s words.
“Is that really okay? You’ll lend your oppa to me?”
“Just for today! Only today, I’ll lend him.”
“Thank you.”
With Seohyun’s consideration.
Evelyn nodded vigorously and urgently grabbed Kim Donghu’s hand.
“We don’t have much time, you said you have an appointment tomorrow, right?”
“Uh… yes, I did?”
“Then we have about 6 hours left… that should be enough.”
“For what?”
“What do you think? Don’t ask when you already know, your face is already smiling.”
Suggesting that their destination was obviously not Disney World.
Evelyn continued with a blush.
“It’s time for adult play.”
++++++
The morning after enjoying adult play.
“Evelyn.”
“Yes?”
“I don’t think we properly enjoyed adult play, are you okay?”
“…You’re just too much of a Tarzan.”
At my words, Evelyn pulled the blanket over her head.
Despite Evelyn’s determined resolve.
In the end, their playtime wasn’t that long.
“Isn’t that Jane’s fate? To receive the… wilderness with her whole body from such a Tarzan?”
“You’ve been receiving it with your whole body all along, the result is always the same.”
“That comment gets a yellow card! That was mean!”
Poof.
A feather pillow flies at my face.
It doesn’t hurt at all when it hits, just makes me laugh.
“Haha.”
I put my hand under the blanket to tease her for a moment.
Then I gathered my clothes.
“It was a fun Eve date.”
“M-me too.”
Just as I was about to leave for today’s date.
“No matter how fun today’s date will be, don’t forget yesterday. Okay?”
I heard Evelyn’s serious words.
Her straightforward gaze showed she wasn’t joking at all.
I nodded naturally and smiled.
“Of course. How could I forget Jane?”
“You really try to take care of everything like a gorilla, so I guess you won’t forget.”
Greedy.
With those final words, I received a sweet farewell.
And left the hotel.
Today.
“You looked really busy, are you sure you’re okay after doing the Tarzan parade?”
“I’m fine.”
It was time for a date with my boxing manager after a long time.
“Will we ever be able to have a relaxed date in Korea someday?”
Like that time.
I nodded at Yerim’s words.
The reason for dating in America.
Besides scheduling issues, it was because overseas was more comfortable.
The land is vast.
There are many places with few people.
Even if we couldn’t have a glamorous date.
Being able to walk around without worrying about others’ gazes was a big merit.
“But Donghu.”
“Yes?”
“You smell like another woman?”
Normally, hearing this would make someone panic.
“Then fill me with your scent today.”
But not me.
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